Batman Distressed Symbol T-Shirt This is an officially licensed Batman t-shirt.

This may just look like a normal 90% cotton 10% polyester Flash Distressed Heather Grey Long Sleeve T-Shirt but I assure you that it is highly resistant to subatomic particles at the speed of light. Hey the Flashes used to go through a ton of clothing before anybody figured out they needed something different. This particular long sleeve t-shirt comes from Earth 2 which means I'm not entirely sure how it'll react to this world's speed force. Do we even have a speed force? And no I'm not talking about Robert Downey Jr Charlie Sheen or Keith Richards. I'm talking the REAL speed force!

We had one normal shirt made of 100% cotton and then one of 100% polyester. We decided to give them to DC Comics' Scarlet Speedster (The Flash) after he spent the day eating double cheeseburgers. Viola! The 50% cotton 50% polyester Flash Heather Grey Junk Food T-Shirt! Wait...is that how we made it? Yeah sure why not. Seems logical enough and I'm a big fan of Occam's Razor so we'll just run with that. You cool with that? Yeah you're cool. Anyways this Flash Heather Grey Junk Food T-Shirt comes from quality t-shirt manufacturer Junk Food known for their exceptional skill and limited quantity! That's a kind way of saying get this great t-shirt before it is gone for good!

Honestly the idea of being hit by lightning is a bit distressing so this Shazam Distressed Symbol T-Shirt makes perfect sense. When young Billy Batson shouts the magic word "Shazam" and Sh-Blam! he transforms into Captain Marvel but after 6 or 8 or 730 times that lightning's got to wear on a shirt. Ya know those letters SHAZAM stand for the ancient gods and heroes who give Captain Marvel his powers maybe adding another A for Athena (a fine all 'rounder of a goddess including weaving) would save some wear on the suit...so "SHAZAMA!" strength speed wisdom and a nice new suit...Anyway this 100% cotton snazzy red t-shirt gives you that distressed "hit by lightning" look without the bad hair day and melted zippers so throw this baby in your cart and don't wear a tinfoil hat in the rain.

Made from 100% Cotton we have the Superman Juvenile Distressed Symbol T-Shirt! This Superman Juvenile Distressed Symbol T-Shirt is sized just right for your Juvenile sized aspiring Superman featuring a purposely distressed Superman Shield Symbol on a Royal Blue T-Shirt! When your child lifts up the house to find the cat don't call the government.