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Youth: Batman - Halloween Knight Sounds

Batman - Halloween Knight Sounds

Hey that Batman guy's pretty scary huh? Zombies ewww they're scary too! It's strange then that I find this Batman Blackest Knight T-Shirt so adorable! It's so cute the way Black Lantern Batman came back from the dead. Aww he's all desiccated! Aren't you desiccated you cutie-muffin Black Lantern ring-spitting hug-bunny you! Look at him on this 100% cotton black t-shirt don't you just want to pinch his lil' cheeks well ok he doesn't have cheeks still you get the idea. Yep Black Lantern Batman you weren't around very long but you'll always be in our hearts and on our t-shirts.

Ohhhh look at this 100% cotton Batman Crouching Knight T-Shirt which features everybody's favorite Dark Knight looking rather brooding. Batman never broods...ever. He's normally a rather chipper fellow; handing out balloons to school children volunteering for Habitat for Humanity and devoting his Saturday mornings pretending to be a mime at the local library. Batman/ Bruce Wayne is normally a great big ray of sunshine! Wait I'm coming back from fantasy land...nevermind all of that stuff I just wrote. Anyways this 100% cotton Batman Crouching Knight T-Shirt shows off Batman perched on a gargoyle clutching his favorite batarang. He's probably aiming for that Ice Cream Truck that totally blew him off.

Batman...well...he's a scary sonuvagun! For just a guy in a bat suit he certainly makes good use of the tools at his disposal. Batman is so good at what he does.....aliens on other planets know of the Batman. That's quite a reputation wouldn't you say? It has earned him accolades as the 100% cotton Batman City Knight T-Shirt! Of course Batman also has a highly aggressive street crew and promoters. How else would you find the Batman 'tag' in Gotham or on the upper right of this t-shirt without the talented urban artists? You wouldn't! You certainly wouldn't want a glowing red-eye Batman behind you so I suggest you behave. Or else.