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Batman Distressed Symbol T-Shirt This is an officially licensed Batman t-shirt.

A vintage Batman distressed symbol t-shirt. The distressed shirts have been some of our top selling shirts since they represent a society that is less conforming less strict more independent and more nostalgic as well as the depiction of an individual who has "discovered" that the subject was cool long before it came into vogue hence the aged look. That... and they also just look plain cool and relaxed. Nothing like 501s and a distressed shirt. Just don't be a fool and have your stupid prison hip-hop pants down to your knees showing your boxers like some village idiot.

Honestly the idea of being hit by lightning is a bit distressing so this Shazam Distressed Symbol T-Shirt makes perfect sense. When young Billy Batson shouts the magic word "Shazam" and Sh-Blam! he transforms into Captain Marvel but after 6 or 8 or 730 times that lightning's got to wear on a shirt. Ya know those letters SHAZAM stand for the ancient gods and heroes who give Captain Marvel his powers maybe adding another A for Athena (a fine all 'rounder of a goddess including weaving) would save some wear on the suit...so "SHAZAMA!" strength speed wisdom and a nice new suit...Anyway this 100% cotton snazzy red t-shirt gives you that distressed "hit by lightning" look without the bad hair day and melted zippers so throw this baby in your cart and don't wear a tinfoil hat in the rain.

I don't know why but this high contrast 100% cotton Batman Extruded Symbol T-Shirt kind of reminds me of what would happen had Batman been somehow involved with Dick Tracy. Ol' Bats would have been fighting the likes of Crazy Hat Only-Had-A-Brain Feline Female Big Grin and old Round Bird. Now that I think about it we're actually kind of lucky. Anyways this Batman Extruded Symbol T-Shirt shows off the symbol we have all grown to love in a style not often seen. Well I suppose that symbol could be used as a stamp...or a hockey puck....or a flying spaceship! Yes this is the craft that brought the Batmen of Zur-En-Arrh to Earth...or was it Batman to Zur-En-Arrh? I can never remember.

Made of 100% cotton this Batman Japanese Symbol T-Shirt is perfect for when you are traveling through Asia learning the nature of a criminal. That first time you stole because you were starving? Yeah this shirt was there for you. What about while you were in prison and those guys tried to jump you? Yep once again this t-shirt was there for you. What about when Raz Al Ghul decided to bust you out and introduce you to the League of Shadows? At the risk of repeating myself you know who was there. I'm not sure what the lettering on this Batman Japanese Symbol T-Shirt means but I'm sure it will never let you down or burn your house to ashes during your fancy birthday party.