There are essentially two things in the physical world that can erode clothing quickly - the Speed Force and your children! If I was a betting man the smart money would be on your children though. Sure the Speed Force can trap Superboy Prime but your kid can probably throw a mean temper tantrum. Your rugrat could have cleanly ended the Crisis of Final Infinite Identity...crisis! They all sort of blended together at some point. Regardless this 100% cotton Flash Thrashed Symbol Kids T-Shirt pays homage to the wielders of the speed force and shows off a HIGHLY distressed version of the Flash symbol...more so than our normal distressed Flash t-shirt! You probably can't stop the kids from running in the house - how does that phrase go? If you can't beat em join em!

Here we a have a 100% cotton Bane Distressed Mask Kids T-Shirt! Yes the Bane is certainly an interesting character. Raised in a prison for something his father did Bane learned the 'dog-eat-dog' mentality that is so prevalent in prisons these days. Luckily for him he had a teddy bear to keep him company. I wonder if that teddy bear told him to get rid of the Jesuit Priest? Probably. Teddy bears don't really like competition...just ask Teddy Ruxpin who later became a Black Lantern. Wait is that right? Sure! Anyways this great Bane Distressed Mask Kids T-Shirt is for the wee ones and highlights the intimidating "Bane" mask sans the Venom infusers. I wonder if anybody has realized that Venom is actually marketed as "Red Bulls".

The Superman Baseball Symbol Kids T-Shirt combines things the children really like...Superman and Baseball! Could also be soda and video games but hey this t-shirt does not contain high fructose corn syrup or morally ambiguous violence. Anyways this Superman Baseball Symbol Kids T-Shirt is made from 90% cotton and 10% polyester and features the world famous Superman symbol...in a Jolly Roger baseball sort of theme! Yeah take no prisoner Super-Baseball player! Maybe one day you'll get recruited to the Phillies or something like that. In the mean time your child might enjoy the Superman Baseball Symbol Kids T-Shirt. I would get this t-shirt but I'm more into curling.

Batgirl understands the number one rule of surviving the zombie apocalypse...cardio! She's working on her fitness with this 100% cotton Batgirl Running Hero Kids T-Shirt which is made for the slightly smaller version of adults...I think they are called children? I never really noticed before but how can Batgirl perform all of those acrobatic moves and kicks with high heels on? She almost deserves a medal or Purple Heart just for that! Maybe that is her super power? Either way this Batgirl Running Hero Kids T-Shirt is perfect for your little Bat Fan in training. Everybody needs motivation to stay active!

Don't you wish you could see everybody's emotional tether? You know like how the Black Lanterns view the world? I sometimes see the world like that. I just announce colors randomly and few people know what reference I am making. Somebody flipping out? *Red* Somebody being scary? *Yellow* Putting on this great 100% cotton Green Lantern Distressed Symbol Black T-Shirt? *Green* See what I mean? It makes dealing with people just a tad bit easier. None of that cookie cutter "I'm fine!" response! Everybody respects the Green Lanterns - they are the center of the emotional spectrum and the absolute cornerstone of hard light constructs. So why wouldn't you want to wear this shirt?