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"The world's most populated Family is now represented on an awesome novelty t-shirt! It seems like every one in the world knows at least one member of this family, i happen to know one of each! This ""Ass Family"" T-Shirt runs the gammet; meet the father - Wise Ass, hes always got an answer. His wife smart ass mouths off every chance she gets. Their oldest son Lazy ass is a real good for nothing asshole. Lazy ass's little sister Kiss Ass is everyone's favorite. She knows how to brown nose better then a second rate employee looking for a promotion! Then there is the youngest, black sheep of the family, Dumb Ass. He's kind of self explanatory, but he doesn't get it, you better explain it to him again.... and again.. forget it. I Give up! Dumbass. Which is exactly what you are if you dont order this shirt now!"

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Any description of this Lex Luthor Armored Up T-Shirt would probably miss the genius at work here. Might as well use blue kryptonite to try and trap Superman but that's not working. Just look at the colors man! The retro Battlesuit from the future of science! But most of all look into Lex Luthor's eyes. Do you see that? That's why you build a battlesuit with no helmet not so you can get punched in the face by Superman but so that caped clod can see your face when you beat him! Pull out your red-sun ray gun and power up the kryptonite shields. Lex Luthor is on the loose! Oh forget all that this simple 100% cotton black t-shirt featuring Lex Luthor the most brilliant villain on the planet makes me smile. It's a classic.

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