Randy stared out the window of his spaceship, his eyes glued to the alien robot that awaited him outside. He was preparing to step out for the first time onto a whole new world. The astronaut stood there contemplating saying something really meaningful and profound that may be remembered for decades by the people back home. With confidence, Randy spoke these words upon his first step onto the new world, "Slap my hand, little man." Randy, your historic moment is forever captured on this awesome Ames Bros How Are You Graphic T-Shirt. Size Chart Graphic T-Shirt Created By: Ames Bros Color: Midnight Navy Heather T-Shirt Material: 65% Polyester/35% Cotton

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Can't he see that there are dinosaurs, like, right over there?