Allergic to Stupid People

I Think I'm Breaking Out in Hives Peter: Oh god, I hope you're not pregnant, we can't afford another kid. We already got Chris, Stewie, Richie, Joanie, Greg, Marsha, Bobby, Jan, Mike Seaver, Carol Seaver, Boner, Urkel, Mr. Furley... Brian: Peter those aren't your kids, that's the Nick-at-Night lineup. Peter: Blanka, Zangeif, Chun-Li, Guile, E. Honda... Brian: That's Street Fighter. Humans can be allergic to dogs. Dogs can be allergic to humans. Okay. So neither of them is allergic to the beast -- they're allergic to saliva or dander or something the mammal produces. Wouldn't it be awesome if stupid people put off something that identified them to your immune system as non-desirable? When the eau de idiot begins wafting your way, your histamines kick in. "I can't come to work today. There are too many stupid people there." Meetings that ran too long could cause people to go into anaphylactic shock. Not that that's a good thing. But we're all about shorter meetings. Brian from Fam
male, female - adult
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