One union to bring them all and in the darkness bind them (and collect dues). It's rough being a weapons maker in the world created by Tolkien no matter where you set up shop, from Rivendell to Isengard. Customers are always asking for returning arrows, which, if you're any good at, mean you'll never see that customer again. And they're all interested in the latest thing, orc-powered blades. You know like solar power, only with orcs? The technology behind that blue glow is complicated. And the Elves. The Elves. Returning their swords broken. Look, now, that's guaranteed in normal battle, but it's not insured against dead Elf guy falling on it. Am I right? This is just the sort of thing that's why it's important to join a union. You have to have somebody who will stand up for your rights. Somebody to set standards and groundwork. For instance, how many feet is the farthest distance the Athelas emergency shower should be from the forge? Are shoes required on Hobbits, and what's th
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