We're better than you. We just are. If you have to ask why, that just proves our point.Super Soft 100% American 30/1 combed ringspun cottonEco Friendly Discharge InkScreenprinted tagless neckThe Headline Shirts clothing brand was created as an outlet for great, of-the-moment graphic design, while not sacrificing the quality, look and feel of the underlying tee. Headline Shirts is equal parts substance and style.

This shirt is for all of those people who think about sex and only sex. This shirt is only red when I think about sex t-shirt. Mature T-shirt.

DC Comics Scarlet Speedster AKA the Flash isn't really as fast as they make him out to be. He's actually pretty slow; but he uses a combination of smoke lights psycotropes and Jeremy Irons to make him appear to be the very focal point of the Speed Force. Really he didn't need those first three but just Jeremy Irons there to get the job down. That guy is serious business. I think I may have had too much coffee and too many descriptions involving the Speed Force and the Flash. See? Jeremy Irons solves everything. Any-who this great 50% cotton 50% polyester Flash "I'm Coming!" Heather Red Junkfood T-Shirt comes from quality t-shirt maker Junk Food meaning that this shirt has that awesome vintage style and extremely soft material made famous by those fellas at Junk Food. It also means that this shirt has a limited quantity so get this or Jeremy Irons won't be pleased.

Made from 100% cotton this black t-shirt features an image of Superman (rendered by Jim Lee) flying in front of what appears to be a red sun...which is a BAD IDEA for Superman since y'know a sun radiating anything BUT yellow solar radiation tends to...NOT EMPOWER SUPERMAN!! Good gravy any second now he's going going to implode and plummet towards a planetary body with the stronger gravitational pull. Then Superman will burn up during reentry. Superman's manager really needs to think these things through regardless of the payday.

Made from 100% Cotton this black t-shirt features an image of Superman sullen yet determined standing in front of what may very well be a red sun. I think Superman's agent needs to be reminded again that posing Superman in front of a red sun for photos is never a good idea. This results in a very moody Superman. Oh and have I mentioned that it's illustrated by Jim Lee? This Superman t-shirt reminds one that even Superman can be subjected to stress. Make that "Super-stress." HAH! Heh....heh. That's all I got.