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"Don't do it, Flick! This officially licensed ""A Christmas Story"" t-shirt depicts Ralphie looking on as his friend gets his tongue thtuck to an icy pole on the playground. Order yours now and, if you wouldn't mind, call the fire department. I triple dog dare you! Dark Silver 100% cotton Fitted Officially Licensed Junior Fit More 'A Christmas Story' items: A Christmas Story Shirts"

"For nearly 3 decades ""A Christmas Story"" Has been the quintessential holiday movie for X-mas Day! This shirt commemorates the famous ""Leg Lamp"" That was opened on that fateful christmas morning. We all remember the expressions on the Parker families face when the crate was opened, disappointment, horror and more disappointment. This Christmas season be sure to put your leg lamp in the window and wear this shirt! And remember be careful what you wish for this holiday season; you might just shoot your eye out kid!"

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