"I've Got No Food, No Job... my pets' HEADS ARE FALLING OFF! " T-Shirt.

Dumb and Dumber references never die. Unlike birds, and other assorted creatures, whose existences are kept in limbo, due to duct-tape. And blindness. You know.
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