Listen, we need to talk. I think you';re great. A really sweet person. But I think we need some space for a while. I';m in a weird place in my life, and I';m just not ready to commit to a longterm relationship. It';s not you, it';s me. Oh, who am I kidding? It';s not me -- it';s you. It';s totally you. I mean, why would it be me? If it were me, then what would I do -- break up with myself? No, it';s clearly you. You are the problem. And as long as I';m being honest, I';m not in a "weird place in my life." I';m in a totally normal place. And I don';t need "some space for a while." I need to get away. From you. Permanently. And while I';m at it, you';re not even a sweet person. In fact, you';re kind of a dick. But I hope we can still be friends.

Don't Make Me Go Zelda on You t shirt.  Go back to the times when 8-bit graphics were the thing!  Everyone loved Zelda back in the day...why not pay homage to this classic Nintendo game now!  Let everyone know the consequences if they make you mad...you may have to go Zelda on them!

The Exploited 'Punks Not Dead' Oi! T-Shirt Man, growing up we rocked the HELL out of some Exploited tunes... who knew Scotland had that kinda rage! And that's why we're bringing you this obscure hardcore Oi! t-shirt, with a heavy accent on our favorite Exploited track: Sex & Violence! The brutal simplicity, yet total vulgarity of this song always freaked me out... it's f*cking musical genius!! I mean, many of you may only know The Exploited by their recent music... but those early days before bands like Rancid (R.I.P. Operation Ivy) and Green Day 'stool softened' the scene up for public consumption... Punk rock was still a force to be reckoned with, coming from a strong political background filled with angst, rage, contempt and disgust with the sorry state of current affairs! If you were a skater and some punk rock music caught your ear back then, it was easy to get consumed by the crust and crass of the hardcore punk scene... before you knew it, you waged war on the planet... growing

Man... i thought you broke up with stupid. Oh well... you two are good for each other and he always comes with me anyways so why not have this shirt to let people know up front!

While looking at this 100% cotton Dr. Who Moon Landing T-Shirt it comes to my attention how much fun history really is! Wait what? You missed that lesson? Well let me fill you in! Dr. Who was actually fairly important in launching the space program in the 1960s. Dr. Who let JFK know how important it was to be able to travel into space. Little did JFK know that Dr. Who was preparing the world for the vicious onslaught of Daleks Cyberman and Weeping Angels! See...history is freakin' awesome! Say you can always get this Dr. Who Moon Landing T-Shirt and let all your friends and family know that knowledge is power! Is that right? Sure. Why not. The astronauts returned in a TARDIS anyways.

Yes the 100% cotton Marvel Civil War by Michael Turner T-Shirt! My history is a bit foggy with Marvel's Civil War. I think it had something to do with registering...to get Wolverine on one's team! Ah now it is coming back to me. Some people mainly Iron Man/ Spider Man/ She Hulk/ and Namor wanted Wolverine not to be in every Marvel Comic book while the Fantastic Four (who longed to have Wolverine on the team) Ant Man and Daredevil felt like Wolverine did belong in every Marvel Comic book. Captain America stood in the middle not agreeing with the idea that Wolverine was in everything but would defend to the death Marvel's right to smother their comics. Was that how it went? Sure why not! See get the Marvel Civil War by Michael Turner T-Shirt and make up your own story!

Stone Men From Saturn man. They like seriously harsh your mellow dude. They all show up and take your twinkies and mess with your legs and chase you into a cave. Man that's totally ruining my mood man. How am I suppose to go join the drum circle later? Dudddddde. Oh wait that's STONE Men from Saturn I was thinking something else entirely. They are made of stone! How silly of me. This 100% cotton Thor the Mighty 30 Single T-Shirt is made of ultra high quality soft cotton and features Thor's origin story! Yes those sneaky Stone Men coming in and taking all the candy and laying on the sofa. GET A JOB STONE MEN! I know you love the old school retro art of the some Silver Age Thor so why not pick up this Thor the Mighty 30 Single T-Shirt?

Made from 100% Cotton this light blue kids t-shirt is available in toddler juvenile and youth sizes featuring an image of Superman ....flying through a train maybe. No explanation just launching himself through a train. Luthor must have been in on it. Yep. That's what I'm guessing. If not..then we have a problem. Ok who's going to ask Superman why he shot himself through that passenger train? Nope not me. Anyway this kids' Superman t-shirt is perfect for little fans of Superman....before Superman killed those 762 people on the train to Metropolis. Maybe leave that part out when buying this t-shirt for the kiddies.

Zappos.com is proud to offer the Nike Kids - My Game is Sick S/S Tee (Little Kids/Big Kids) (Black) - Apparel: You're a true smack talker and seriously, why not? Has the competition seen your moves lately? You're on fire! ; Soft cotton fabrication. ; Classic crew neckline. ; Short sleeves. ; Screenprint with Swooshlogo at center chest. ; Straight hemline. ; 100% cotton. ; Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. ; Imported. ; Length: 25 in ; Product measurements were taken using size MD (10-12 Big Kids). Please note that measurements may vary by size.

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Seems like everyone these days is coming out with their own brand of foods – why not Boba Fett? So, working closely with Ton We he has come out with his own healthy food line called…wait for it…Boba Feta! ouch! Actually you can blame Ruby Red for this appalling effort. I saw his Jawa Coffee design and it inspired me. kamino, sci fi, star wars, darth vader, boba fett

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Description Penny wanted to learn physics to better relate to Leonard, and she asked Sheldon to tutor her. During a tutoring session Penny began to cry in frustration. Sheldon asked why she was crying, to which Penny responded "Because I'm stupid.". Sheldon then explained to Penny that you cry because you are sad, not because you are stupid. He explained that being stupid is no reason to cry and then told Penny "I cry because others are stupid... and that makes me sad".   

Looking at this 100% cotton Boxed Clone Wars Kids T-Shirt one comes to grant a great deal of respect to the Clone Troopers from Star Wars' Clone Wars. 'Why give them respect' you might ask. Well think about being in an army...of yourself! Yep. Everybody around you your subordinates your commanding officers...all you! I would imagine it would be really hard to advance within the Clone Army...baring field promotions (which is a fancy military term for the guy above you getting shot). This Boxed Clone Wars Kids T-Shirt is made for the Clone Troopers that just hatched...which I think refer to children? I'm still not quite entirely sure how that works. I always thought an Ewok or Krayt Dragon swoops in and drops off kids. Nobody really seems to correct me either.

Any description of this Lex Luthor Armored Up T-Shirt would probably miss the genius at work here. Might as well use blue kryptonite to try and trap Superman but that's not working. Just look at the colors man! The retro Battlesuit from the future of science! But most of all look into Lex Luthor's eyes. Do you see that? That's why you build a battlesuit with no helmet not so you can get punched in the face by Superman but so that caped clod can see your face when you beat him! Pull out your red-sun ray gun and power up the kryptonite shields. Lex Luthor is on the loose! Oh forget all that this simple 100% cotton black t-shirt featuring Lex Luthor the most brilliant villain on the planet makes me smile. It's a classic.

Made from 100% cotton this soft grayish-brownish colored t-shirt features a classic purposely faded image of SHAZAM beating the hell out of a Sentient Rocket Swarm (SRS) with his freakin' chest! Yep. So who launched the SRS? Me. Yep I've had it with that meddling SHAZAM always meddling in my affairs that are NOT MADE TO BE MEDDLED WITH!!!!! So I wired a few monkey brains to a bushel of rockets and.....voila! It's a missile barrage guided by the impulses of monkey memories! Oh that may explain why they're moving AWAY from SHAZAM and towards those......trees over there. CURSE YOUR INCESSANT MEDDLING SHAZAM! Ahem.I should also mention that this t-shirt is from high end t-shirt maker Trunk Ltd. SO we're talking exemplary T-Shirt quality here. This quality is evident in the super-soft material the double reinforced stitching and those characteristic silver-stitched stripes lining both sides of the t-shirt. Oh and they're part of an extremely limited print run. Best get one. Now.

I don't know why but this high contrast 100% cotton Batman Extruded Symbol T-Shirt kind of reminds me of what would happen had Batman been somehow involved with Dick Tracy. Ol' Bats would have been fighting the likes of Crazy Hat Only-Had-A-Brain Feline Female Big Grin and old Round Bird. Now that I think about it we're actually kind of lucky. Anyways this Batman Extruded Symbol T-Shirt shows off the symbol we have all grown to love in a style not often seen. Well I suppose that symbol could be used as a stamp...or a hockey puck....or a flying spaceship! Yes this is the craft that brought the Batmen of Zur-En-Arrh to Earth...or was it Batman to Zur-En-Arrh? I can never remember.

Made from 100% cotton this juniors-cut woman's t-shirt features an image of Dr Who's preferred method of cross dimensional travel the Tardis rendered in white outline. The Tardis takes the form of a nearly antiquated telephone booth for yknow obvious reasons. If you happen to set down in a spaceship scraping the Bar'bull nebula for example. The guise of a telephone booth will keep the Doctor's means of escape hidden in plain sight since..since it seems that everyone traveling to the Bar'bull nebula has one of these. Yep It's happened. Believe you me. Any female fans of the good Doctor Who out there? Yeah? Let me hear you. Aww that was pretty weak. I said LET ME HEAR YOU! WOW! That was pretty loud. Now that I know you're out there allow me to inquire as to why you're not in the process of.....ADDING TO CART!!?

Spiderman is known for his aerial acrobatics but on this 100% cotton 30 single Juvenile t-shirt he's practically jumping off of the page/ shirt! Not entirely sure what he's jumping out of but we can assume it is one of those two things. This t-shirt is a 30 single meaning that it is far softer and a much higher quality than your plain-jane t-shirt. It's like Spiderman hand wove it using spider silk just don't ask where he got it from. The t-shirt features several vintage comic panels behind everybody's favorite wall crawler. Something tells me that you probably have a little wall crawler/ webhead of your own so why don't you appease them with this exceptional t-shirt. This is a limited edition soft t-shirt that won't be around for very long hence the higher price tag.

Wow Lego and Star Wars on a 100% cotton t-shirt with a 30 single count? That means that this shirt is not only extremely soft but a total blast from the past! Now Lego has gotten pretty big these days but they've been around a lot longer then just ten years! Lego loves to redo the old classics and this shirt is no exception. Look at all of our favorite Star Wars character done in the quirky style of Lego! Yoda Darth Vader Chewbacca and a Stormtrooper? Oh yeah sign me up! Why do I suddenly feel like playing with Lego? I'm going to painstakingly recreate the Battle of Endor piece by piece. Who wants to help?

If BattleDroid told me that he meant me no harm then why in the world would I choose not to believe him? I suppose if he texted it then it must be true. Size Chart Graphic T-Shirt Created By: Ames Bros Color: Royal Blue T-Shirt Material: 100% Cotton

"12 Reason Beer Vs. Women T-Shirt. Exclusively from Bewild.com, these new tee?s feature hard-core sayings that say it all. From ?Lick Here For Full View? to ?Skanky white-trailer trash?. How about a t-shirt that says ?Dip me in Chocolate and throw me to the lesbians?? Our short sleeve ""12 Good Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Women 1. You can enjoy beer all month long. 2. Beer is never late. 3. Beer is always wet. 4. A frigid beer is a cold beer. 5. If you pour a beer right, you'll always get a good head. 6. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer. 7. A beer always goes down easy. 8. You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty. 9. You can share a beer with your friends. 10. A beer won't get upset if you come home with another beer. 11. When you go to a bar, you can always pick up a beer. 12. A beer never has a headache."" t-shirts are made from a 100% fully machine washable preshrunk cotton for a cool and comfortable fit every time."

Oh sure, we "landed on the Moon." Riiiight. Just like 9/11 was an "Al Qaeda job" and Jimmy Carter "wasn';t" an alien reptile sent to destroy us. Come on, people! It was clearly staged in a Hollywood studio. Why? Think about it. It was the height of the Cold War. We had to trick the Russians into thinking we were ahead of them. But while the smoke and mirrors might have fooled a massive, paranoid superpower like the USSR, they';re no match for the mind of a wild-eyed conspiracy theorist. See, everyone was in on it. The President, the astronauts, the scientists, mission control, the filmmakers, their wives -- everyone. So why have none of them come forward? Because if there';s one thing people are good at, it';s keeping secrets. Especially big, juicy, Earth-shattering secrets. But what about all those Moon rocks the astronauts brought back? Ah ha! Strike three! Everyone knows the moon is made of cheese, not rocks. Show me some Moon cheese and we';ll talk.