I'm not quite sure what this soft 100% cotton "I Like Cars & Money" Batman Juniors T-Shirt is trying to say. Now this shirt is for the ladies so is it implying that the wearer enjoys guys with cars and money? If that is the case I think Batman might be one of the best catches in the world! You ever see the kind of toys that guy has? All that money too...heck I could put up with a person who spends his night obsessing over his dead parents and dressing up like a giant bat. Seems totally sane and stable...a terrific father figure that's for sure. Get the "I Like Cars & Money" Batman Juniors T-Shirt and enjoy the vintage style artwork of the Dark Knight with some fluffy bubble letters! Just don't let Kanye West see you. I think he has a song about that.

Hey, kid! Come here for a sec. I';ve got a trick I wanna show you. What';s the matter? You don';t like the funny man? What do you mean, you don';t like clowns?! Let me tell you something: As sure as my breath smells like Early Times and vomit, EVERYBODY LOVES CLOWNS! Clowns are funny! Seriously, all the other kids think it';s hilarious when they see a gigantic, albino-esque freak with blood-red hair and feet as big as pontoons. See how many different colors there are in my jacket kind of like the Lucky Charms guy ejaculated on me? That';s funny! Or how about the way all this court-jester makeup and my disturbing lack of eyebrows make me look like Jeffrey Dahmer';s worst nightmare? Funny! Wait, come back! I haven';t even shown you what I can do with a balloon!

As seen on The IT Crowd! Don't you hate it when you are at the local computer shop talking to one of your friends about the subtle benefits of DDR memory when some ignoramus walks up to you and starts asking you which aisle the Internet is on? Or maybe he says something like, 'how do i watch the latest movies on my MP3 player?' If you didn't have this t-shirt, you would have to waste valuable breath telling this guy to bug off and find another hole to crawl in.. This shirt also works well when you are at the office playing Quake or Counterstrike instead of working on those TPS reports. Dunno what i'm even doing writing this little description here seeing as how I don't work here either. Oh Well. Heavyweight 100% cotton black t-shirt with phrase 'I don't work here' on the front and center..

Ahhh New Mexico.  Home of Lobos Football, wicked good Text-Mex, and that cute little Roadrunner.  You know what I like about New Mexico?  It's like our own little real Mexico inside the American border.  Chalupas?  Check.  Warm Sunshine and beautiful vistas?  Check.  Its everything you love about Mexico, but without the pesky border to cross.  I heart New Mexico!Size Chart

Well here is a novel idea the Flash likes fast girls! He must be really into that chick from NASCAR. Zoom zoom! Or maybe he was thinking about a professional swimmer or sprinter. Wait there is another meaning to fast girls? You mean like that 3 cup game where you have to guess what the ball is under? No...I'm still missing the point? Well I have no idea what you're talking about. I keep thinking some kind of sleight of hand...or something. Maybe the Flash is just running away from the scary women! Using the Speed Force to get away from a 'Grenade' as those guys from the Jersey Shore are ever so fond of saying. Anyways this hyperactive 100% cotton shirt from high quality producer Junk Food is extremely limited crazy soft and bound to just disappear in a FLASH...ugh that was horrible.

Made from 100% cotton this black t-shirt features an image of Plastic Man rolling about and probably screaming like a maniac surrounded by his logo in bold psychedelic letters. Plastic Man can stretch himself into the shape of a plane and.....here's the kicker....he can actually fly. A working propeller and everything. What the $%$@%$%!!?? Plastic Man is a hell of a lot cooler than you think. Who took on the fire-possessed Martian Manhunter when the whole of the Justice League was rendered ineffective? That's right Plastic Man. Buy the t-shirt. Accept the cool.

"What Italian Looks Like T-Shirt. Exclusively from Bewild.com, these new tee?s feature hard-core sayings that say it all. From ?Trust Me I'm A Doctor? to ?Thats Mr. Asshole To You?. How about a t-shirt that says ?I Scored High On My Drug Test? Our short sleeve t-shirts are made from a 100% fully machine washable cotton/poly blend for a cool and comfortable fit every time. On the front of this shirt it says ""This Is What Italian Looks Like""."

"What A Great Father Looks Like T-Shirt. Exclusively from Bewild.com, these new tee?s feature hard-core sayings that say it all. From ?Trust Me I'm A Doctor? to ?Thats Mr. Asshole To You?. How about a t-shirt that says ?I Scored High On My Drug Test? Our short sleeve t-shirts are made from a 100% fully machine washable cotton/poly blend for a cool and comfortable fit every time. On the front of this shirt it says ""This Is What The Greatest Father Looks Like!""."

How many times have you wished you had an "I';d Rather Be Sleeping" t-shirt? It';s the perfect comic relief for any occasion. Think about it. How hilarious would it have been if Richard Nixon had worn this shirt during his "I';m Not a Crook" speech? People would have been like, "Wait, why are we upset with this guy again?" Or what if Marion Barry had been wearing one when he was caught with crack in his hotel room? No one would have remembered his infamous "B-tch set me up!" line -- that';s for sure. All they would';ve remembered was his amazing sense of humor! Well, ok, maybe it';s not the perfect shirt for any occasion. For instance, you probably wouldn';t want to see an airline pilot wearing it while boarding the plane. And you certainly wouldn';t want an EMT responding to an emergency call wearing one either. And it would have looked pretty weird if Martin Luther King had been wearing it during his historic "I Have A Dream" speech. Matter of fact, that would have been highly inappr

"> Hello, I am Eliza. * Hi, Eliza. > How are you today.. What would you like to discuss? * This new shirt we're printing. > I see. * No, actually, you don't. Unless you have some sort of spycam in my office. *peers around suspiciously* > We were discussing you, not me. * Actually, I think we are discussing you. You're sort of the topic of the shirt. > What makes you think I am the topic of the shirt? * It's about artificial intelligence and the possibility that some humans could be mistaken for A.I. > Can you elaborate on that? * It's a clever spin on the Turing test, which typically is used to see if an A.I. can fool someone into thinking it's human. > I'm not sure I understand you fully. * No, I don't suspect you do. Yet. One day, little artificially intelligent entity. One day. ""I failed the Turing test."" printed in white on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt.".

"One of the nicest things about working at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ (which you should totally do, BTW) is that you feel like you're in your atmosphere. We have geeks of all stripes, and there's never any apologizing for not catching the past weekend's football games (although we do have our share of sports geeks). The water cooler talk is Doctor Who and the latest scientific discoveries, what everybody's reading and our favorite Greasemonkey plugin. (Also, it should be noted that we don't have a water cooler, but we do have an endless supply of caffeine.) When you forget where your body is and trip on your own feet, coworkers are quick to acknowledge, ""I did that yesterday!"" (although they will probably Tweet about your incident first). All in all, it's a really comfortable place to be a geek. You never feel like you have to apologize for being different, because here different is what we value. This shirt is for those who breathe geek. It's got all sorts of different geek obses

Evil 'Clown Hate' Circus T-Shirt Now you've done it... I don't think you realize that clowns have managed to hear through the grapevine that you hate them!! Well, what did you think was gonna happen when the word hit the streets... HUH??? You were walking around wearing it on your t shirt... dumbass! Yeah, that's right buddy... you got a war on your hands... a CLOWN WAR!! And you're the target punk, they're coming for you... a whole army of killer clowns, and these one ain't from outer space buddy! Flesh and bone, coming to open a peanut-can-filled-with-a-popout-snake on your ass... man, I wouldn't wanna be you right now. Just imagine the streets filled with insane clown posse-like evil laughing clowns, hatchets and everything! Oh jeez... I'm wettin' my pants just thinking about it, you better do something... .quick!! Man, I think you're best bet is to buy this shirt and spread the anti-word... maybe you can tune people into your cause and build your own army, the clown rebels. I just

Where are you going this weekend?  We think we'll take off for a little bit. You know, some place warm. Some place where the beer flows like wine and the beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capastano....I'm talking about a little place called AS-PEN. What's YOUR favorite quote from Dumb and Dumber?  Following in the footsteps of the iconic Blue and Orange Tuxedo shirts, the Apsen tshirt is sure to please the Dumb and Dumber lovers in your life!

Remember Remember the 5th of November; the Gunpowder treason and plot! I see no reason for the Gunpowder Treason to ever be forgot! What's not to like about a pseudo anonymous anti government demolitions expert? Exactly. Everybody enjoys a good firework show and that 1812 overture. Here we have the 100% cotton V For Vendetta Guy Fawkes Mask T-Shirt which features the eponymous hero's Fawkes mask! You love the graphic novel. You love and/or hate the movie! You want the shirt! The people shouldn't be afraid of the government...the government should be afraid of the people!

SHAZAM! Oh it is such a powerful word. It can transform children into men men into gods and gods into Chuck Norris. Just check out this 100% cotton Shazam Iconic Pose Distressed T-Shirt! Young Billy Batson utters the magical word of SHAZAM and he's beating back the forces of evil and protecting the Rock of Eternity in a blink of an eye. You know you want some of this old school goodness that covers the Shazam Iconic Pose Distressed T-Shirt featuring a distressed vintage style that just yells retro. Wait what am I talking about? Something like this wouldn't yell retro...it would yell SHAZAM! Such power!

I'm not entirely sure what this 100% cotton Thundercats Ho! Blue T-Shirt is implying. Are the ThunderCats going Christmas Caroling? Maybe they are trying out to be Santa Claus...or the Lone Ranger! Or maybe they are in a rap video? Yes...ThunderCats....ho! Man that was bad. I apologize! Old school vintage art like this Thundercats Ho! Blue T-Shirt causes me to momentarily lose my sanity (not like I ever had much anyways). Yes the ThunderCats came about in the 1980s. A time of Rubix cubes Boy George Hair Bands and the Goonies. Those were good times! I bet you have some rather fond memories of the 1980s and watching your favorite TV show the ThunderCats! How about you show off that retro love with the Thundercats Ho! Blue T-Shirt?

Tired of Chess? Sick of Candyland? Nobody wants to play Battleship? Well get yourself a wee bit of the Tron and crush your friends in a surreal grid world! It is like that snake game on the fancy cell phones but instead of playing yourself you are playing somebody else! I hope one of these days that they invent some virtual reality games like they have in Tron. After crushing your 'frienemies' with your groovy Light Cycle it is on to the giant floaty destroyer thing. Did they ever give that thing an official name? Oh well guess you really don't need a name when you can just plow over buildings like that. Of course that this 100% cotton 30 single t-shirt is not about those things it is about those super-fly Light Cycles! 30 Single means that is way softer than a normal t-shirt much like the difference between a motorcycle and a light cycle. I wonder what kind of license you would need to drive one of those baddies...

Ooooo glowly! Hey man I think that Wookie gave me some bad stuff. Everything is all like groovy maaaaan. Dude you know like there was this story a long time ago about these dudes who could like use these little dudes in their blood stream to fight bad dudes. Yeah I tried to tell you I think that Wookie spiked my jawa-juice. At least I can stay warm and/or stylin' with this Star Wars Junk Food Raglan T-Shirt! It comes from galactic t-shirt producers Junk Food meaning it is of higher quality and thread count (softness) than some regular terrestrial bound t-shirt. One section of this fine raglan styled Star Wars t-shirt is made of 50% cotton 50% polyester while the other is made of 80% cotton 20% polyester. That's what we like to call fancy.

Made from 100% Cotton this black t-shirt features a classic image of Iron Man kicking the #### out of what may be a menacing cave rendered in the soft fluorescence of something that may or may not be affected by a black light. I'm sure you know what I'm talking about. It's very much like that Allman Brothers Band poster you have hanging above your bed. Yeah that one. This is a unique high quality post 1970's 30 Single Iron Man t-shirt made with a higher thread count making it noticeably softer than the average tee. I bet the Iron Man suit can detect objects sensitive to the black light spectrum...like that Deep Purple poster above your dresser. Yeah that one.

Ah Bleach. I tend to get like 3 hour chunks of that show when I go over to my best friend's house. He has a bit to drink and then heaven help me he has to turn on the Bleach. My knowledge of the series is fairly limited and I've given all of the characters their own nicknames to be able to keep up. I also come up with names for their abilities. That one part where Ichigo goes berserk (he tends to do that a lot from what I can tell) I refer to as going 'Red Lantern'. Hey I have to compare it to things I understand mmmmmkay? There is also Chill Captain the Dude his best buddy Whitey No-Nonsense Ninja Lady Old Man Firebug Frosty the Little Kid and his girlfriend Needs-a-Bigger-Shirt and of course we can't forget about Red Head-Who-Every-One-Has-The-Hots-For. Anime such a test of creativity and memory skills! Like you some Ichigo? Waiting with bated breath for the climax of the fight between Ichigo and _______(fill in the blank no spoilers!)? Well get you some of this 100% cotton t-shirt f

Sure, you';ve seen a squirrel playing a banjo before. But what about a squirrel playing an electric banjo? Now that';s something new! This guy';s all plugged in and ready to go. Check out that half-stack. I mean, to us it might not be much, but to a squirrel that thing is a wall of sound! I wonder, do you think his "folk purist" fans are pissed that he went electric? Kind of like when Bob Dylan got harassed when he showed up with a rock band at the Newport Folk Festival in 1965? Maybe the squirrel';s fans would start booing and throwing acorns. Something tells me he wouldn';t mind if that happened. It';s a new era. It';s time to rock. If the rest of the world isn';t ready for that yet, then so be it. In 20 years time, this will all seem tame. And the world will look back and see him as an innovator.

We';ve all heard the legend about George Washington: I cannot tell a lie, father. I did cut down the cherry tree." But I';ll bet you didn';t know his next words were, "That';s what you get for smokin'; my s--t." It';s true! OK, maybe we embellished a little. (Critics would say it was more likely a plum tree.) But there';s no disputing the fact: George Washington was the original Chronic. No disrespect to Dre. "The Chronic" was a seminal hip hop album. But he';s got nothing on GW. The guy was growing acres of weed more than 200 years before Dre was starting his "shiny disco suit" phase with the World Class Wreckin Cru. That';s some serious OG cred. Sure, you can talk all you want about how he technically grew hemp, which was valued for it for its fiber to make rope, paper, and clothing. Haters always gonna hate. Fact is, they didn';t used to call it "Mount Vernon Skunk Juice" for nothing.

Yep, you strike me as a Maverick. I can tell just by looking at you. There';s turmoil in those eyes. You like living on the edge. No, you thrive on the edge. You might even say that you';re constantly on a "highway to the danger zone." It';s true, you have some issues with authority. It';s not disrespect. You just like to do things your way. Sometimes you rub people the wrong way. Like when you crack a mischievous smile while the captain is bellowing threats in your face about flying cargo planes full of rubber dog s**t out of Hong Kong. But what others see as arrogance, you know is just confidence. And why shouldn';t you be confident? Face it, you look incredible playing shirtless beach volleyball.

So long, "Don';t Ask, Don';t Tell" policy. Don';t let the closet door hit you on the way out. There, there, don';t cry! Listen, we';ve had a nice run. I remember when you were but a wee compromise introduced by your father, Bill, who reneged on his campaign promise to allow all citizens to serve, no matter what kind of sex they liked. Since then, you';ve proven a stubborn little adversary. Yes, it didn';t seem to matter who came out against you -- military officials, independent studies, the American public -- you always stood your ground. Right there on the wrong side of history. But the winds of change beckon! Your friends are getting old and senile. It';s time to repeal you so that the USA can once again be Number One! Well, technically we';ll be Number 26, if you count the number of countries that already allow gays in the military. But who';s counting? Now, about that marriage thing...