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Description This Star Wars shirt features a schematic for Darth Vader's TIE fighter.

Made from 100% cotton this white soft Star Wars t-shirt features the (fictional) specifications of Darth Vader's very own TIE Fighter!!!! That's right now you too can build and customize your very own Advanced X1 Space Superiority Fighter Prototype-thing! It's Darth Vader's TIE Fighter! He pilots it...good! I wonder how to assemble the CSV (Contained Space Vortex) modulator to the Helio-ionic Defrappelator? Oh I see...it's right here on this t-shirt (not really). Oh and this blueprint print is adorning a 30 Single T-shirt. A 30 Single tee is made with a higher thread count making it softer than the average t-shirt!

Star Wars Tie Fighter T Shirt This is an officially licensed Star Wars t-shirt.

Star Wars Tie Fighter T Shirt Sheer This is an officially licensed Star Wars t-shirt.

Star Wars Tie Fighter T-Shirt Sheer This is an officially licensed Star Wars t-shirt.

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It seemed like a fun job... Psst, kid. I hear you're interested in flying a TIE Fighter for the Empire. Being one of the few TIE Fighter Pilots of my class still alive, let me tell you why that's a bad idea. For starters, these birds aren't built to last. Cantina jukeboxes are made of sturdier stuff. Sure, you got your crash webbing, your repulsor lift anti-gravity field, and your high-g shock seat, but none of those prevent you from taking a shot where it hurts. While you do have an ejection seat, if you want a better death, don't use it. Exploding is a quicker way to go. The "best" part? The near anonymity. At your funeral, people will say, "Wait... is this the service for DS-36-3 or DS-63-3? I always got those guys mixed up." What I'm trying to say is... there are better careers out there. Go join the Senate or something. Schematics for the Imperial TIE Fighter in black, red and white on a charcoal grey, 100% cotton t-shirt. This shirt is softer and slightly more fitted than

Paperwork courtesy of Sienar Fleet Systems We got our hands on some highly-classified documents from Sienar Fleet Systems. Looks like the schematics for the TIE Advanced x1 prototype. It indicates various parts, such as the placement of the solar array on these larger, angular wings, the transparisteel viewport, and the super-thick wing brace required for this model. The side view shows Vader's tricked-out, extra-long engine, but not the sound system with the subwoofer he sprung for. Okay, yeah, the notes don't say this is *Vader's* ship per se, but we saw him in it. It's how we identify the big baddie in a group of anonymous TIE fighters. So we're going to call it his. Schematics for the TIE/x1 in black, grey and blue (including a graph paper grid) on a white, 100% cotton t-shirt. This shirt is softer and slightly more fitted than our normal shirts.

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Made from 100% Cotton this black t-shirt features an intimidating image of Darth Vader Star Wars villain supreme contained within a triangle which seems to be floating in space amongst a detachment of TIE Fighters. Yup. Oh and there's the Star Wars logo! So how did the Empire manage to grow Darth Vader the size of a Star Destroyer and transport most or his torso into space? Hmmm..... Could be that I'm thinking too hard about this.

Made from 100% Cotton this black t-shirt features an image of Darth Vader positioned proudly...in space! He's like between the Death Star and a fleet of TIE Fighters...sort of floating around a nebula somewhere. Maybe he's psychically projecting himself with the use of the Force across the vast expanse of space in search of those filthy space-hippies known as...the Rebellion! Maybe. But let's get to why you're really here: The image is rendered in 3D! Place the included pair of working 3D Glasses on that crooked nose-thing of yours and take another look at this marvelous Star Wars t-shirt. See TIE Fighters leap off the tee! That nebula seems a little closer too! Awesome! This is a cool concept printed on a men's black t-shirt. This is like...straight from the Industrial Light and Magic Idea Frigate. Yep that and the rest of those flashy Star Wars effects.

This is a great 100% cotton Star Wars Ship Diagrams 30 Single T-Shirt which shows off the schematics for the TIE Fighter X-Wing and Millennium Falcon. You see in the future having some lines pointing to random parts of the craft is enough for the engineers in Star Wars to put something together! No insert part A into slot B here folks...it's straight up cut and dry! I always wanted a TIE Fighter; mainly for the sound effect. Heck I wish my car would make that screaming noise of the twin-ion engine. I bet those things get great mileage. Oh and I almost forgot to mention - this shirt is made from a 30 single thread count making this shirt softer than the average tee.

The Galactic Empire Company Picnics are kind of weird and somewhat awkward. I mean you spend all day walking around in a TIE Pilot or Stormtrooper outfit with one of those bulky helmets on and you never get to see your co-workers. Oh wow Stormtrooper number 64578 is a girl....and she's cute? The TIE Fighter flight group leader is really Christopher Walken? I want him on my team for the potato sack races across ravines outside of Mos Eisely! You guys hear that the winner gets a brand new TIE Fighter Advanced and this great 100% cotton 30 single Star Wars Fly or Die 30S T-Shirt! It is a 30 single meaning that this shirt is as soft as a wookie put through a washing machine with twice the amount of softener. Even if you don't win you're always free to still get this shirt and tell them that you won anyways. The only people that will know any different is Darth Vader...and Christopher Walken.

Made from 100% Cotton this black juvenile-sized t-shirt for kiddies features their favorite Star Wars characters as lovable Lego constructs reenacting scenes based on the first Star Wars film Episode IV: A New Hope! That's right the first movie was the fourth part in the series...that had yet to be written or....filmed! Until after the 3rd movie/ 6th episode! YEAH! Check out Luke in Lego mode snarlin' at the Dark Side! There's Lego Obi Wan and Darth Vader. If Vader strikes ole' Ben down he'll come back more powerful than ever before as....a Lego ghost of course. If the TIE fighter hits the X-Wing with a missile will it explode or....stick? You a fan of Star Wars? You forcing your child to like Star Wars? Yes to both? Good. Please allow us the privilege to act as your...enabler.

Made from 100% Cotton this light navy blue t-shirt features 2 X-Wing fighters taken straight from the scif-fi juggernaut that is (was) Star Wars the movie you saw 400 times when you were 12 in the 1970's! The X-Wing fighter was the space fighter of choice for the Rebel Alliance allowing them to hold their own against the Empire's ridiculously nimble Tie-Fighter! This Star Wars tee is slightly distressed giving it that worn vintage look. Now this particular Star Wars tee is a bit softer than the average t shirt and comes in a slimmer fit so mind the measurements Jedi-Person!

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Luke Skywalker takes on the Empires fleet of Tie Fighters in this Space Invaders inspired attack on the Death Star! space, invaders, star, wars, darth vader, stormtrooper, jedi, arcade, retro, video game

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Zappos.com is proud to offer the Junk Food - My Death Star Vintage Triblend Tee (Vintage Blue) - Apparel: Hey, baby. I haven't seen you around this quadrant before. How about you and I commandeer a shuttle to the Outer Rim, find ourselves wretched hive of scum and villainy, grab a couple glasses of blue milk and... see what happens? ; Saucy Darth Vader screenprint propositions from the back of his TIE Advanced fighter. ; Super-soft triblend lends a vintage, marled look. ; Jersey-knit t-shirt. ; Crew neck. ; Short sleeves. ; 50% polyester, 37% cotton, 13% rayon. ; Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. ; Imported. ; Length: 29 in ; Product measurements were taken using size LG. Please note that measurements may vary by size.