"There is nothing more frustrating on this earth than constantly being asked to help other people with their petty computer problems. Especially when they're older and theoretically more world-wise and should know how to do it on their own! It's like they think that because you're closer to the cables and your hands fit into small nooks you somehow automatically become their personal computer assistant. Because, clearly, you have Nothing Better To Do. Well, no more. This shirt should fend off your parents, your friends' parents, your parents' friends, and basically any combination thereof. It says that you are capable of fixing their computers. It's just that you won't. The same way they can drive you to the movies every time you want to go, but won't. A little turnabout is fair-play, we think. 100% cotton, pre-shrunk, black t-shirt declares ""No, I will not fix your computer.""".

How do you tell your brother that you hate him and everything he stands for? Well, teabagging his drum set might just do it. If you're a fan of Step Brothers, let the world know with this awesome officially licensed t-shirt! Heather Red 100% cotton Print is distressed for a vintage appeal Officially Licensed More Step Brothers items: Step Brothers

How do you like Your Pus*y? The purrfect tee for the animal lover in us all! Whether you like your pus*y Clean, Shaved, Hot or Wet this shirt has them all! This Black T-shirt is made of Top Quality 100% preshrunk Cotton and is completely machine washable. The question is how do you like your pus*y? I like mine Pink, Clean, Shaved, Wet, Hot, Tight & Frisky. No, Nobody will hold it against you if you like your pus*y Meaty, Smelly & Dirty, but then again who are we to judge. Get your purrrfect pus*y combo today on this great t-shirt.

Wait, where';s my bike? I thought I parked it where that mangled tire is sitting. Huh? Nah, son, that can';t be it. Wait... Maybe that is it. Oh, f**k, that';s totally it! I forgot about the stupid quick-release! Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap!! What do I do? Should I call 9-1-1? They must have a hotline or something for this, right? F**k dude, that was a $500 frame! How was I supposed to know that leaving it outside of Frenchy';s Adult Superstore overnight was a bad idea?? What am I, psychic? All I know is, if I see some crackhead homeless dude riding around on a custom Schwinn Paramount Series 8, I';m gonna totally bum rush his ass. Mark my words, dude.

Everything that is created and every idea evolves from somewhere, and that somewhere doesn’t necessarily have anything to do with the final destination, this is just a shirt with a pattern on it, and the pattern can mean a thousand things beyond one point, and not stating something it may or may not mean doesn’t mean that ‘it doesn’t or does mean it’. . I was reading yet another another article on some fancy new telescope that assisted us in being able to see stars form in the galaxy around the time of the Big Bang, if there ever was a Big Bang, and I remembered how I used to love this stuff, but now I think it’s time we accepted how our view up has increased our awareness of our own vulnerability and we thought about looking down at least as much. The nearest star (apart from the sun) is about 4.2 light years away, which would take about 90,000 years to get to in Voyager 2. So we’re not getting there anytime soon. At present we appear to be destroying this planet, and aware of it, so

As seen on The IT Crowd! Don't you hate it when you are at the local computer shop talking to one of your friends about the subtle benefits of DDR memory when some ignoramus walks up to you and starts asking you which aisle the Internet is on? Or maybe he says something like, 'how do i watch the latest movies on my MP3 player?' If you didn't have this t-shirt, you would have to waste valuable breath telling this guy to bug off and find another hole to crawl in.. This shirt also works well when you are at the office playing Quake or Counterstrike instead of working on those TPS reports. Dunno what i'm even doing writing this little description here seeing as how I don't work here either. Oh Well. Heavyweight 100% cotton black t-shirt with phrase 'I don't work here' on the front and center..

Batman used to be such a nice guy. He used to walk around with an Ice Cream cart and hand them out to the poor children. He used to rescue kittens from trees sort people's recycling and teach suburban people how to dance. However that all changed when he learned how to swing about cities using a grappling hook. He didn't care about the children anymore he told the people who wanted to learn how to dance to watch 'Glee' and those cats can rescue themselves when they get hungry. The Batman is busy! It was only much later that he learned that he could fight crime while doing his favorite pastime. This is how the original Batman story started. What don't believe me? Well I am pretty sure that is the impression I got from this 30 single 100% cotton long sleeve t-shirt from Kids Republic. Kids Republic makes some of the highest quality t-shirts out there so I am just going to believe the snap judgment I get from this t-shirt on Batman's history. The sleeves are a thermal inseam so it'll keep

We'd all rather be bowling, Walter, but sometimes you have to focus on more important things, like throwing the ringer off the right side of the bridge. If you're a fan of The Big Lebowski, this officially licensed shirt is perfect for you! Let the world know how you feel about your apathy over whatever it is that you're doing at any given time with this awesome t-shirt. Heather Green 100% cotton Officially Licensed Standard Fit More Big Lebowski items: The Big Lebowski Merchandise

Do you love Spongebob? Then show it off with this cute little shirt! This officially licensed t-shirt features a print that declares how much you love Spongebob. The print is also distressed for that cool retro feel! Heathered Lilac 55% Cotton/45% Polyester Juniors tees are intended for young women/teenagers Print is distressed for a vintage appeal Officially Licensed Juniors FitMore Spongebob items: Spongebob Squarepants Merchandise

Do you know Santa personally? Well, Buddy does, and he doesn't mind letting the whole world know about it in a big way. Now, you too can let the world know how you feel about Santa and Buddy. This officially licensed t-shirt will bring a smile to the face of any Elf fan. Green 100% Soft Cotton Fitted Officially Licensed Juniors fit is a teenagers/young woman fitMore Elf items: Elf Shirts

William Shakespeare';s Lost Sonnet O! how much more doth beauty beauteous seem By that sweet ornament which truth doth give. The rose looks fair, but fairer we it deem For that sweet odour, which doth in it live. The canker blooms have full as deep a dye... Hang on, cut the music for a second. Hi, reader, it';s Will Shakespeare here. You know, I don';t mean to come off as cocky, but this shit basically writes itself. I honestly don';t know what the big deal is. Do you know that I invented almost 2,000 words on my own? So I';m literally just making up words as I go. You know who else made up words on the fly? Snoop Dogg. You think history will remember him as a literary genius? Yup, I make up a bunch of schmancy words for linguists to guffaw over, toss in a few "haths" and "doths" for the drama majors, and -- BAM! -- instant classic every time. Seriously, there have been entire college courses taught about stuff I basically wrote on the crapper. Tellin'; you, this shit writes itself.

"> Hello, I am Eliza. * Hi, Eliza. > How are you today.. What would you like to discuss? * This new shirt we're printing. > I see. * No, actually, you don't. Unless you have some sort of spycam in my office. *peers around suspiciously* > We were discussing you, not me. * Actually, I think we are discussing you. You're sort of the topic of the shirt. > What makes you think I am the topic of the shirt? * It's about artificial intelligence and the possibility that some humans could be mistaken for A.I. > Can you elaborate on that? * It's a clever spin on the Turing test, which typically is used to see if an A.I. can fool someone into thinking it's human. > I'm not sure I understand you fully. * No, I don't suspect you do. Yet. One day, little artificially intelligent entity. One day. ""I failed the Turing test."" printed in white on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt.".

Made from 100% Cotton this royal blue t-shirt features the simulated likeness to the uniformed torso of....Cobra Commander! Cobra Commander is the head of a globally active extremely well funded terrorist organization with a bit of a snake motif....that may or may not become...overstated in certain instances. Like does Cobra Commander really need to drag out the letter "S" like that? Saying things like "Ssssssssso Duke how goesssss your treatment by our ssssskilled torturersssssssssssssss?" I mean it took the guy 17 minutes to say that sentence. It was....uncomfortable for everyone. Anyway if you've had it with those do-gooders GIJoe messin' up your daily plans for world domination starting at a 3PM time slot and lasting for 23 minutes (that's without commercials)...well maybe you don the dang mantle of Cobra Commander and......actually shoot someone. For real. Especially when they're parachuting to safety. Especially then.

Made from 100% Cotton this off-white super-soft t-shirt features a severely distressed image of Batman perched atop a seemingly photographic cityscape looking to the left and slightly behind to discover the emergence of........the Bat signal! Looks like this is a slightly more advanced model of the 'ole Bat beam seeing as how the retro Batman logo is projected within the symbol. Cool and stuff. I wonder if Batman's thinking "Well I guess I miss my 3am cup of tea." Or maybe he's thinking "First thing I'm going to do to that malcontent is put his neck in the Aegis Malachra hold then I'm going to....whooaaaah.....hey that's my signal! It's soooo shiny...Hello moon princess!!" Anyway this vintage in appearance Batman t-shirt is from quality t-shirt maker Junk Food meaning it's exceptionally soft monstrously limited and....immune to distraction caused by occurrences of elevated illumination.

Wonder Woman has always been a fan of the movie 'The Matrix' as one can clearly see on this 100% cotton Wonder Woman Amazon Princess Kids T-Shirt. Just look at how she preps to do Trinity's famous rising kick! Yeah! SHAZAM! She could also be doing the helicopter thing and spinning around in the air making sound effects. I do that while I'm working here and they call it 'productivity hour'. Perhaps she is doing a cannon ball into a bunch of Atlanteans if this was the Flashpoint universe! I don't think that your child would get any of those references but I'm sure they will still enjoy the Wonder Woman Amazon Princess Kids T-Shirt which has a lot more going on than what the proceeding thoughts may have described...believe it or not!

You'd think with all of that purple and green that this particular t-shirt would be for the Joker...however you would be wrong! This fantastic 100% cotton t-shirt features everybody's favorite 'emerald gladiator' Green Lantern Hal Jordan. The Green Lantern Toddler Green Hal T-Shirt is perfect for your little harbinger of great will power. How else do you think they can so effectively ignore your pleas to clean up their room or eat their veggies or to go to bed on time? Yes the emerald light certainly provides a degree of clarity and it is certainly a lot more potent than riddilin! Those Guardians knew what they were doing when they decided to collect solid willpower though I'm not sure if they ever meant to tether it to a Green Lantern Toddler Green Hal T-Shirt. At least this t-shirt is immensely soft and of way higher quality than a normal t-shirt. Oh well!

Wow that Superman Signal really lights up the sky doesn't it? Batman must be mighty jealous would be my guess. Ah wait a tick...that's not the Superman Signal....it is this 100% cotton Superman Green Skyline Long Sleeve Kids T-Shirt! Not entirely sure how I managed to get them so confused. At least those artisan t-shirt crafters over at Kids Republic know what they are doing. This Superman Green Skyline Long Sleeve Kids T-Shirt features a pseudo-embroidered Superman symbol in front of a faded skyline. I think we would have hung this up in the Louvre if we weren't letting your little rugrats take a crack at it first. We know they love the Superman and we know they love the fancy two-fer long sleeves. It is like they are wearing a thermal...but not quite!

Made from 65% Cotton and 35% Polyester this cream colored t-shirt for juvenile-sized kids features a circular Batman symbol outlined with a a thick black felt material! And check out that splatter effect occurring around the Bat Symbol! It's like...it's like the felt is actually a black wet paint applied with the use of a stencil and things got messy....sorta. Anyway this Batman kids tee is made from high-end kids t-shirt manufacturer Kids Republic so you KNOW it's made with absolute care precision and...uh...."high-endmanship!" We can see this exceptional quality in the double reinforced stitching lining the black collar shoulders and sleeve-ends. And man I gotta' tell ya'...this t-shirt is EXTREMELY soft and slightly sheer; the material used here in the manufacturing is exemplary. Oh and I should mention that this t-shirt is part of an EXTREMELY limited print run so.....how much do you REALLY love your children? Simply hit ADD TO CART and let your actions speak for themselves!

They say diamonds are a girl's best friend. I say to heck with the diamonds and a Green Lantern ring is really the best! I mean it is only limited by your own imagination! You could drive around fancy cars crush ex-boyfriends with a giant high heel or render yourself invisible to keep the creepers at bay! Yeah diamonds really can't do a fraction of that. So how are you doing female Green Lantern fan? Bet you are really interested in this 100% cotton Green Lantern Movie Womens Juniors Ring Bling T-Shirt. It lets everybody know exactly what you want!

You ever take notice how creepy the Creeper really is? However by doing that you would be a creeper creeping on the Creeper...which would cause the Creeper to creep on the creeper who is creeping. I think this could probably go on forever much like pie (the math kind) or anime so we need to break it off now! The Creeper is certainly a unique character but the one thing that is consistent is that he is Jack Ryder and an outspoken former/current TV show host. He can change his form between his human and 'Creeper' modes and that sometime has the side effect of juicing him out on all sorts of psychotropes. Do any other heroes carry such a liability with their powers? Now entirely sure what's up with that 'cape' either it kind of reminds of some extremely unkempt back-hair. He is supposed to be creepy no? I bet you wish you could transform into a psychotic split personality don't ya? If you can't or maybe you already can you probably want to get this great 100% cotton t-shirt. It is creepy.

You guys wonder if the 'games' involving Light Cycles have like a start up sequence? It is like a race...they all line up and anxiously await the sounding of a siren marking the start of the games! I think this is the part I would excel the best in. Instead of zooming around making impassable walls of hard light I would obnoxiously make VRROOOOOM sound effects loud enough so that my competitors may hear. You do that long enough and loud enough and they'll know you're absolutely batty. That is where the strategy comes in you see. If they think you are out of your mind you obviously won't flinch during a game of Tron Chicken. You don't know what you're doing so why would you swerve first? They'll all avoid you and you'll win! I think that's how Tron: Legacy started and ended. I think. This is a great 100% cotton glow in the dark 30 single t-shirt featuring a wireframe Light Cycle and the Tron Legacy logo! 30 Single means that this t-shirt is way softer than what they can even conceive in

Almost a costume t-shirt but not quite this red 100% Cotton t-shirt features the simulated torso piece of Plastic Mans' costume.....as if Plastic Man rendered himself in the shape of his own costume! How do we know it's Plastic Man? Well could it be the giant goggles and elastic smile? Could that be the tip-off? Anyway you love the Plastic Man. You love when Plastic man takes the shape of Wonder Woman's towel rack and....waits. Quietly. Ok so you love the Plastic Man is what I'm saying. SO...you're gonna' buy this T-Shirt now right?

Zombies man. Do you really want to mess with them? You know they keep coming too. Sometimes they are slow and a bit lethargic and other times they are like a crack-addicted badger who hasn't eaten in 3 weeks. It is the latter that is just a tad bit scarier but those slow moving shambles of flesh can quickly overrun you...'specially if you are reloading. Lord knows how many times I screamed like a little baby when one of those baddies started chomping on my neck. Damn zombie didn't even buy me a drink first! I'm not that kind of video gamer k? At least I made it through all of the Resident Evils and I truly am a survivor(though I may have had to continue at least once). You may find yourself a bit sweaty from all of that running in absolute terror so when you stop you want something that breathes...like this 100% cotton t-shirt claiming that you are a survivor of the fabled Raccoon City incident. It's ok we won't tell anybody you were hiding in the sewers when the bombs started dropping

Sex Panther Cologne T-Shirt :: From the Movie Anchorman. Yea you know you want it! That nasty animalistic scent of a raging beast is sure to turn you into the sex animal you know you are. This spoof t-shirt from the movie anchor man is sure to brighten up your day because, 60% of the time it works everytime. Sex Panther Cologne is a Cologne, a manly cologne, so don't even try wearing it if you are not manly or it will melt your face off like the guy at the end of Indiana Jones. How do i put it on, some ask? Most people unscrew the cap, apply it by the handful to ever once of exposed skin and pour generous amounts down the pants. It would be unwise to drink it directly out of the bottle as no human being could possibly endure that, except for Superman or Kitty Dukakis. How does Sex Panther Cologne Work? Remember that guy in San Diego who stole the tank and drove over cars on the freeway for like four hours? It's like that except in cologne form. If you don't agree you need to put more o