"We love the verb on this shirt. It could have been ""do."" It could have been ""perform."" But no. It's ""try."" Which is so unsure. As a wise figure once said, ""Do or do not. There is no try."" ""Stand back! I'm going to try science!"" with a little figure holding out a flask and a calculator in white on the front of this black 100% cotton t-shirt.".

"Science: We finally figured out that you could separate fact from superstition by a completely radical method: observation. You can try things, measure them, and see how they work! Bitches. The graph on the back of the shirt is data from the COBE mission, which looked at the background microwave glow of the universe and found that it fit perfectly with the idea that the universe used to be really hot everywhere. This strongly reinforced the Big Bang theory and was one of the most dramatic examples of an experiment agreeing with a theory in history -- the data points fit perfectly, with error bars too small to draw on the graph. It's one of the most triumphant scientific results in history. ""Science / It works, bitches."" on the front with the COBE graph on the back in white on a forest green 100% cotton t-shirt.".

"According to Aristotle's Rhetoric, there are seven causes of human motivation: Chance Nature Compulsion Habit Reason Anger Appetite We're going to add one more that he missed: for Science. He was probably just being polite. The guy credited with setting down the scientific method as inductions made from known certainties probably just didn't want to toot his own horn. Plus, Science really fits into many of the other categories, also. We enjoy doing Science. It creates pleasure. Therefore it is an Appetite. But also, maybe our personal goal is to achieve or understand truths, and therefore Science becomes part of Reason. Or maybe, for some high schoolers, it is a Compulsion because they gotta take this freaking Earth Science class to graduate. But even so, the fact that the motivation ""for Science"" fits into so many of the categories explains why it needs its own. So here you go. Here's your excuse. When you're telling the cops, the jury, the Nobel committee, the National Academy of

"Science: We finally figured out that you could separate fact from superstition by a completely radical method: observation. You can try things, measure them, and see how they work! Bitches. The graph on the back of the shirt is data from the COBE mission, which looked at the background microwave glow of the universe and found that it fit perfectly with the idea that the universe used to be really hot everywhere. This strongly reinforced the Big Bang theory and was one of the most dramatic examples of an experiment agreeing with a theory in history -- the data points fit perfectly, with error bars too small to draw on the graph. It's one of the most triumphant scientific results in history. ""Science / It works, bitches."" on the front with the COBE graph on the back in white on a green babydoll (fitted) t-shirt. The babydoll shirt is a slightly lighter green.".

"Because of the crowd you run with, ""It's not like it's rocket science"" isn't a phrase you can toss around lightly. You probably are already aware if there's a brain surgeon in your midst, but you never know with rocket scientists. They're sneaky and more likely to evolve into other life forms while no one's looking. If their funding at NASA dries up they can go become a project manager at a Fortune 500 company. Or maybe they're weekend rocket scientists with the National Guard, working on the Multiple Launch Rocket System (MLRS). They're hidden until the point of ignition, and then the jig is up. ""Actually it IS rocket science"" printed in white on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt.".

"Welcome, . Thank you for participating in this Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment activity. As you know, science is very important, and we're appreciative of your dedication of yourself up to and including possible permanent disabilities, such as death. To avoid permanent disabilities, be sure to ¶œ†⇔∼¬ ^H . State and local statutory regulations prohibit us from revealing the entire nature of the experiment you are participating in today, but be informed that it may involve physics, psychology, thermodynamics, pharmacology, and non-Euclidean geometry. And cake. For the party. At the end. When you're done. Sometimes cake is my favorite part of science. When asking your children if they would like to attend the Aperture Science Bring Your Daughter to Work Day, remind them that science = cake. The Vital Apparatus Vent will deliver a black, 100% cotton ""Look at me still talking when there's Science to do"" t-shirt in three, two, one....".

"We love the verb on this shirt. It could have been ""do."" It could have been ""perform."" But no. It's ""try."" Which is so unsure. As a wise figure once said, ""Do or do not. There is no try."" ""Stand back! I'm going to try science!"" with a little figure holding out a flask and a calculator in white on the front of this black babydoll (fitted) t-shirt.".

In mid-July 1837 Darwin started his “B” notebook on Transmutation of Species, and on page 36 wrote “I think” above the first evolutionary tree. tree life charles darwin evolution think science biology geek

"When it comes to natural forces, ThinkGeek prefers magnetism. Why? It's quite simple. We can do stuff like levitate tops and totally pwn our friends. Our second favorite force would have to be Dominant Mind while playing Knights of the Old Republic in Evil mode. That brings us to our third favorite force, Gravity. Yep. And we prefer the Einsteinian model over the Newtonian, as should you. Thinking about building an anti-gravity device in the basement of the science building? Think again Mister Man! Make no attempts to defy gravity. You would be acting against the law. (see standard formula below!) Gravitational force = (G * m1 * m2) / (d2) Don't give the Gravity Police a reason to knock on your door; do us a favor and always obey gravity. De-molecularization isn't pretty. Blue dusk, 100% cotton t-shirt with orange / white design with a retro-looking gravity cop (blowing his super sci-fi whistle) and the phrase ""Obey Gravity, It's The law!"" Gravitational constant not included but imp

"Officially-licensed Portal 2 gear! Aperture Science Innovators - bringing science into your home. Our scientific trifecta of salt, asbestos, and curtain keeps us on the cutting edge of technology and we're dedicated to bringing that technology to you every single day. Salt. It brings interest to a dull meal. A couple pinches of salt taken nightly enables you to ""slim while you sleep"" - surely and safely. That is why more and more smart hostesses make it a habit always to serve food topped with crystal-clear salt. Remember, food tastes better, looks better, and is more refreshing when served with sparkling, crystal-clear salt. Asbestos. Things made from asbestos rock never fail. Rain, sun, and fire will not degrade them. Everlasting and fireproof. To farmers and laboring men it is indispensable in warding off the effects of cold and prostration during the winter months. What more could you want? Be sure to ask your asbestos delivery man about our crushed and cubed asbestos service, r

"Spaceballs is one of our favorite films here at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ for when we just need to zone out. It's one of the few science fiction films.

"Popularized by Adam Savage, this quote is the best thing that came out of the 80s schlock film The Dungeonmaster (although we, too, want calculator watches from which we can fire lasers - pew pew pew!). And it works so well with science as opposed to cheesy, low-budget films. Because the scientific method is all about determining the characteristics of our observed reality through experimentation. Ironically, we frequently find ourselves misremembering Mythbusters episodes themselves, and then our reality is different from somebody else's until Wikipedia clears it up for us. Although if we're basing our reality on Wikipedia, that's probably not ideal. Call in the reality clean-up crew to aisle 5! Officially-licensed Mythbusters gear. Shirt features Adam Savage's quote ""I reject your reality and substitute my own"" with the Mythbusters logo beneath on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt.".

"After sitting through four years of dull interspecies protocol seminars and tactical maneuvers groundwork, you successfully graduated from Starfleet Academy. As a newly commissioned Federation security officer, your first assignment is on board a Constitution-class heavy cruiser. You straighten out the collar on your crisp red shirt as you walk down the corridor toward the transporter. You've been summoned to provide defensive support for a landing party consisting of the top officers on board. This is your chance to shine. Shine like a phaser set to ""frag."" Perhaps you should have gone into science. In the Star Trek universe, the Red Shirt is the phase-cannon fodder obliterated on screen to alert the audience to the danger of the situation. It's Roddenberry proclaiming, ""We could have just killed one of the characters you cared about!"" The Red Shirt is a sci-fi idiom for the anonymous, the expendable, the smoking boots behind a boulder. We've printed that word, ""Expendable,"" in

"Good scientists will tell you that any test that yields valid data is a valid test. They might be a bit depressed when they say it, but it's true. Other scientists who will argue that any test is valid if you learn something from the experience. This is particularly true of ones who can't predict what's going to happen. We're not talking about the ability to know ahead of time the result of an experiment. That's the point of doing the experiment in the fist place. But on the most basic level, what's going to happen? The sort of unexpected things that happen when you mix Jamie with C4 or killer robots and Grant (hint: they weren't killer to begin with). We kid. We kid. But failure is an important part of the learning process, in both science and life. If you haven't already heard it and have a free half hour, listen to Adam Savage's speech at Maker Faire Bay Area 2009 on some of his colossal failures for perspective. And then come back here and buy this shirt. Because failure is always

"Occasionally on Mythbusters, Adam Savage wears one of our shirts. (Also, Kari Byron. Hi, Kari!) It makes us squee uncontrollably when we see one of our shirts on the show. This shirt is basically the reverse of that. We love this shirt that he wears; one of our vendors went out and found the folks who make it. Turns out they had a relationship with this other company, and voila. One purchase order later, we have Adam's shirt. And now you can, too. No branding. No nonsense. Just the same shirt he wears on the show. Well, not the same shirt. That'd be gross. And much more expensive. It'd have science all over it. This one's pristine so you can add your own science to it. A stick figure with ""I do all my own stunts"" beneath in white ink on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt.".

"The Dark Side gets all the cool toys. You come to the Dark Side, we can guarantee you a cape. You wanna use your powers to get into the movie theater for free? Cool with us. We provide excellent theme music for sitting in time-out in the corner. Use the Force to topple someone else's stack of blocks or destroy their science fair projects. We won't tell. Plus, we offer the ultimate prize -- cookies! Bet you didn't know the Sith Lords were a veritable cadre of Iron Chefs in the kitchen. By harnessing the power of the Dark Side, they've made these cookies well-nigh irresistible. Can't you almost smell the scent of fresh-baked cookies, wafting through the airlock.... 100% cotton, pre-shrunk, black t-shirt declares ""Come to the dark side, we have cookies. - V""".

"When it comes to natural forces, ThinkGeek prefers magnetism. Why? It's quite simple. We can do stuff like levitate tops and totally pwn our friends. Our second favorite force would have to be Dominant Mind while playing Knights of the Old Republic in Evil mode. That brings us to our third favorite force, Gravity. Yep. And we prefer the Einsteinian model over the Newtonian, as should you. Thinking about building an anti-gravity device in the basement of the science building? Think again Mister Man! Make no attempts to defy gravity. You would be acting against the law. (see standard formula below!) Gravitational force = (G * m1 * m2) / (d2) You may still be underage, but don't give the Gravity Police a reason to knock on your door; do us a favor and always obey gravity. De-molecularization isn't pretty. 100% cotton, pre-shrunk, navy t-shirt with orange / white design with a retro-looking gravity cop (blowing his super sci-fi whistle) and the phrase ""Obey Gravity, It's The law!"" Gravi

"Officially-licensed Portal 2 gear! Aperture Science Innovators - bringing science into your home. Our scientific trifecta of salt, asbestos, and curtain keeps us on the cutting edge of technology and we're dedicated to bringing that technology to you every single day. Salt. It brings interest to a dull meal. A couple pinches of salt taken nightly enables you to ""slim while you sleep"" - surely and safely. That is why more and more smart hostesses make it a habit always to serve food topped with crystal-clear salt. Remember, food tastes better, looks better, and is more refreshing when served with sparkling, crystal-clear salt. Asbestos. Things made from asbestos rock never fail. Rain, sun, and fire will not degrade them. Everlasting and fireproof. To farmers and laboring men it is indispensable in warding off the effects of cold and prostration during the winter months. What more could you want? Be sure to ask your asbestos delivery man about our crushed and cubed asbestos service, r

"It's not surprising that when Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory decides he needs a new friend (Bawwy Kwipke, because of his wole with the Open Science Gwid Computew), he approaches the problem scientifically. Because we all occasionally need a little help doing that, we've reproduced his flowchart on this shirt. Unfortunately, it's difficult to follow the arrows when you're wearing it so you either need to convince an extant friend to wear this shirt with you (which can lead to awkward questions) or rig a series of mirrors. We recommend the mirrors. It involves fewer humans. This shirt features the flowchart from ""The Friendship Algorithm,"" season 2, episode 13 on a white, 100% cotton t-shirt. To check out the full flowchart (lo-res but readable), click here.".

Human Centipede T-Shirt The Human Centipede, the Einstein Sequence. It is the next step horror T-Shirt evolution. We think you will enjoy this original horror - geek mashup shirt. Made of 100% cotton and  featuring our unique Human Centipede design, this shirt is a triumph of science and cotton. (Insert evil laugh)

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