"""Share the love "" I Have An STD (Super Thick Dick) T-Shirt. From the twisted minds of 313 Clothing comes a new line of super soft offensive t-shirts that will have you in tears! These tees are 100% micro-polyester shell, 100% ring-spun cotton lining, 6 oz. luxuriously soft and heavyweight patented two-sided fabric, double needle sleeve and bottom hem. These Sublimation shirts are made from a special polyester/cotton blend the polyester is on the outside which is the only material that sublimation inks can adhere to.The inside is cotton. The most funny and comfortable shirt you will ever wear!"

"Online Exclusive! Element is always committed to putting out clothing thats ""Made to endure the elements"", and this Landon Fleece hoodie is certainly no exception. The torso and hood get a thick lining of super soft, black sheepskin-textured fluff inside, that complements the body coloring, and blends in even when youve got the hood down. The shell fabric is also soft to the touch, but takes more of a step toward the sturdy side of things, to give you a style that will hold up under the strain of your exciting life. Zip up the Landon, and youll feel ready to tackle any mountain in your way. Heavy duty center zipper Super-fleecy black torso lining. Lined hood with reinforced eyelets. Front pockets splitting zipper at waist. Element logo stitched at left chest. 20"" shoulder, 29"" length, 27"" sleeves. Size medium shown and m"

Made from 100% polyester this black-mesh basketball jersey features a GIANT Punisher skull symbol adorning the front and thick sliver stripes filled with simulated bullet holes lining each side of the jersey. Now turn it around...It's another GIANT Punisher skull symbol with the Punisher's last name "Castle" floating above. Just like a Basketball Jersey for a.....for a real sports team! NEAT! This quality unique Marvel Punisher Jersey features covered elastic bands surrounding the collar and arms embroidery outlining the aforementioned silver striping and thick screen-printed Punisher skull symbols adorning the front and back of the jersey. So....uh....if there was anything clever to say it got bumped due to the need to be informative.

Made from 100% Cotton this dark charcoal-heather t-shirt features a thick screen printed image of the Flash based on Funko's exquisitely cute collectible Pop Heroes line of vinyl figures! This t-shirt featuring an image of Flash's vinyl Pop Heroes iteration is so dang cute I....I have to just stop and collect myself. I have to...just....catch my...catch my breath or...or...HUG IT! Anyway the image of this collectible stout caricature is a must for any Flash fan. And it resides on a t-shirt made with a higher 30 Single thread count making it softer than the average tee!

Made from 90% Cotton and 10% Polyester this soft heather-gray t-shirt features a thick screen printed image of Superman based on Funko's line of super-cute POP Heroes line of collectible vinyl figures! See how I stuck "super-cute" in there? Clever huh? Ahem. Anyway it's a cutesy image of a vinyl figure iteration of good ole' Supes on a softer than average tee. It's softer 'cause it's made with a higher 30 Single thread count. Yup.

Made from 100% Cotton this soft faded orange t-shirt for kids is available in Toddler and Juvenile sizes featuring a collage of 4 classic Batman comic covers layered with raised thickly printed lettering and a charging Batman outlined and filled in the same black thick print. This Batman t-shirt is from high-end children's t-shirt manufacturer Kids Republic meaning it's of the high end variety. This is evident in the higher 30 Single thread count (leading to softer material) and double stitching lining the collar and sleeve ends. Once these unique Batman tees are gone...they're gone. Crying doesn't change their minds. Ever.

Made from 50% Cotton and 50% polyester this dark gray kids t-shirt available in Toddler and Juvenile sizes features a background of classic Batman comic book panels rendered in a thick raised off-white print...word balloons and all! Layered over this raised print is Batman and Robin switching Bat-themed modes of transportation....the exciting way! Wonder if he's dropping Robin off...or pulling him up to the Bat-copter. Hmmmm....Anyway this Batman t-shirt is from the high-end shirt making maestros at Kids Republic. That means we have a softer material from a higher 30 Single thread count and reinforced double stitching lining the collar shirt bottom and sleeve ends. It's a limited production run folks. Best get it 'afore......Robin lets go.

Made from 65% Cotton and 35% Polyester this cream colored t-shirt for juvenile-sized kids features a circular Batman symbol outlined with a a thick black felt material! And check out that splatter effect occurring around the Bat Symbol! It's like...it's like the felt is actually a black wet paint applied with the use of a stencil and things got messy....sorta. Anyway this Batman kids tee is made from high-end kids t-shirt manufacturer Kids Republic so you KNOW it's made with absolute care precision and...uh...."high-endmanship!" We can see this exceptional quality in the double reinforced stitching lining the black collar shoulders and sleeve-ends. And man I gotta' tell ya'...this t-shirt is EXTREMELY soft and slightly sheer; the material used here in the manufacturing is exemplary. Oh and I should mention that this t-shirt is part of an EXTREMELY limited print run so.....how much do you REALLY love your children? Simply hit ADD TO CART and let your actions speak for themselves!

Made from 65% Cotton and 35% Polyester this light blue t-shirt for juvenile sized kids features light blue striping and a Superman shield symbol filled and layered with a thick soft distressed felt material! This Superman t-shirt is from the high quality t-shirt makers at Kids Republic meaning..we're talking high-end t-shirt craftsmanship here hence the higher price tag. This careful and exceptional production is seen in the the reinforced double stitching lining the collar shoulder and sleeve-ends. It's also seen in the incredibly soft slightly sheer material. Man that's soft! And.....it's part of an extremely linited print run so.....now would be a good time to show us how much you REALLY love your children.

Emit powerful and luminous energy in the Quasar Sherpa hoodie from HIC. It features a thick Sherpa lining, embroidered jersey appliques, an all-over zigzag print and a front pocket for your MP3 so you can jam out in out-of-this-world style and comfort!

Recapture that warm happy feeling you get from a day out in the sun with the Puerto Rico Kinetic hoodie from Hurley! It features embroidered felt branding, Hurley's iconic Puerto Rican plaid print, a thick faux fur lining and dip-dyed fabric for a luxurious solution to cloudy gray days!

A hooded sweatshirt with thick hide and cozy underside lining. The style of this one is something like boy scouts and a varsity jacket, as it has patches on it. The patches feature a happy sea monster dragon, a royal skeleton, and a creature speeding along on a motorcycle. Whatever earned these badges must've been fun. There's also a pattern along the sides of the front akin to collegiate honors. Made of eighty-percent cotton and twenty-percent polyester, the warm hoodie can be bought in a number of sizes. 80% Cotton/20% Polyester.

A hooded sweatshirt with thick hide and cozy underside lining. The style of this one is something like boy scouts and a varsity jacket, as it has patches on it. The patches feature a happy sea monster dragon, a royal skeleton, and a creature speeding along on a motorcycle. Whatever earned these badges must've been fun. There's also a pattern along the sides of the front akin to collegiate honors. Made of eighty-percent cotton and twenty-percent polyester, the warm hoodie can be bought in a number of sizes. 80% Cotton/20% Polyester.

A hooded sweatshirt with thick hide and cozy underside lining. The style of this one is something like boy scouts and a varsity jacket, as it has patches on it. The patches feature a happy sea monster dragon, a royal skeleton, and a creature speeding along on a motorcycle. Whatever earned these badges must've been fun. There's also a pattern along the sides of the front akin to collegiate honors. Made of eighty-percent cotton and twenty-percent polyester, the warm hoodie can be bought in a number of sizes. 80% Cotton/20% Polyester.

A hooded sweatshirt with thick hide and cozy underside lining. The style of this one is something like boy scouts and a varsity jacket, as it has patches on it. The patches feature a happy sea monster dragon, a royal skeleton, and a creature speeding along on a motorcycle. Whatever earned these badges must've been fun. There's also a pattern along the sides of the front akin to collegiate honors. Made of eighty-percent cotton and twenty-percent polyester, the warm hoodie can be bought in a number of sizes. 80% Cotton/20% Polyester.

The thick Analog Oracle Zip Hoodie is both warm and stylish. This hoodie has a very unique design, with PROHET printed on the inside of the hood. Emblazoned across the front of the sweatshirt is the Analog logo, an angular AG with a star. Without a doubt, the best part of the hoodie is that back, which has a really subtle impression of a woman's face with skulls in her hair in a Medusa style, with the world SILENCE underneath the picture. Key Features of The Analog Oracle Zip Hoodie: 80% Cotton / 20% Polyester Embroidery on Front Screenprint on Back "PROHET" Printed Lining on Interior Hood Custom Logo Zipper Pull

Bundle up while maintaining your cool in this chill Blended hoodie with thick fleece lining by O'Neill!

"Go for a hoodie with impact, and snag one of these two colors of the Wave Stripe hoodie from DC Shoes. The varying thicknesses of black stripes running across the body create a sweet wave pattern everywhere but the solid flex bands, and the black inside the hood. Of course DC tags it with a logo so everyone knows who youre wearing, but these simple pullovers look cool enough that we probably could have guessed that anyway. Black lining inside hood. Reinforced eyelets, flat black drawstrings. Matching striped pattern on both sides. Single pass-through pocket at waist. DC logo stitched in white at left chest. 20"" shoulder, 29"" length, 27"" arms. Size medium shown and measured."

"Online Exclusive! There can only be one, as far as this zip hoodie from Hurley is concerned, and judging by its looks thats an idea it takes pretty seriously. Why else would it have killed a pair of leather boots and stolen their laces for hood drawstrings? Every aspect of this hoodie follows that exact same intensity- particularly the super fleecy lining, which adds flat out awesome softness to every inch of this zip-ups inside. Don't get caught cold this winter without one. Center zipper with Hurley pull. Attached hood with fleece lining. Reinforced eyelets, shoelace drawstrings. Front pockets splitting zipper at waist. Thick fleece lining inside whole body. Hurley logo printed up left arm in black. 19"" shoulder, 30"" length, 27"" sleeves. Size medium shown and measured."

"Online Exclusive! Tavik straddles the line between hoodie and shirt with their typical high-impact style, in this zippered Dazed design. The solid black body separates the psycho-striped hood outer and arms, for a style thats sure to get you looks. The coolest detail has to be the colored stitching on the back under the hood though, and whether you wear this as a shirt or a hoodie, youre guaranteed to look good. Attached hood with flat drawstrings. Two thick-edged slit pockets on front. Black zipper, and stitched pocket on chest. A small Tavik logo patch on each side. 19.5"" shoulder, 29.5"" length, 27"" arms. Size medium pictured and measured."

"Online Exclusive! Fox knows a thing or two about making products that can withstand the elements. Also, Sasquatch is badass (were buds). Those two statements are both proven by this Bolt Zip hoodie, which is super thick in the body, full of Fox styling, and lined inside the torso and hood with Sasquatch-styled fur. If youve ever hated winter coats, you have got to get one of these. Dashing outside in a hoodie, even in subzero temps, will feel like a total breeze with this monster of warmth on your back. It also doesnt hurt to pay a little homage to the Yeti. We love that guy. Black zipper with matching Fox pull. Matching two-tone pattern on both sides. Thick, soft fur inside torso and hood. Front pockets splitting zipper at waist. Fox logo stitched on left shoulder front. 19.5"" shoulder, 28"" length, 27.5"" arms. Size medium shown a"

"There is nothing lightweight about this Bionic Sasquatch Hoodie- in fact, you may need a bigger hanger to handle this fur-lined monster. The extra thick, padded Sasquatch body is fur lined all throughout the torso and hood, with heavy duty stretch panels at the cuffs and hem. No matter to what height you wander this winter, if you have to get stuck in alpine purgatory, this is what you want to be wearing. Pick one up, and forget that its winter at all. Black heavy duty zipper and body. Blue and gray Fox graphics on both sides. Torso and hood lined with Sasquatch fur. Front pockets splitting zipper at waist. 19.5"" wide shoulder, 26.5"" length, 28"" arms. Size medium photographed and measured."

"DC spits up their ultra-iconic logo for this zip-body hoodie, and then to make up for breaking our hearts and hurting the logo, they pump up the body thickness, and line the inside with super fuzzy micro-fleece. There are some big benefits to getting a chilled out hoodie like this one...like the fact that it wont clash with whatever else youve got on...and that you wont stick out like a sore thumb in your neon colors. Not to mention, of course, that its got undeniable DC style, and the Travis Pastrana 199 logo on it. Thats more than enough to make us start to salivate over this sweatshirt. Thick, light heather gray body. Attached hood, reinforced eyelets. Front pockets splitting zipper at waist. DC Shoes logo loop at back hem right. 21"" shoulder, 28.5"" length, 27.5"" arm. Size medium shown and measured."

"Online Exclusive! Just in case you havent seen one of these Sherpa hoodies from DC Shoes before, well give you the lowdown really quick: with a thick body and extreme fuzziness inside the torso and hood, these hoodies will help you safely navigate the wintertime, without ending in an icy death. Just like a sherpa! This particular Jammer style, however, gets some particular style benefits. The black stitched DC on the chest matches the contrast hood pulls, and the whole black inside, blending together for the kind of style thats going to keep your eyes just as warm as your elbows. Snag a sherpa, and make sure your game doesnt ice over this winter. Black zipper and hood pulls. Metal reinforced hood eyelets. Super fleece lined torso and hood. Solid red body, black stitched DC on chest. 19.5"" shoulder, 29"" length, 27"" sleeves. Size medium pi"