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"According to Aristotle's Rhetoric, there are seven causes of human motivation: Chance Nature Compulsion Habit Reason Anger Appetite We're going to add one more that he missed: for Science. He was probably just being polite. The guy credited with setting down the scientific method as inductions made from known certainties probably just didn't want to toot his own horn. Plus, Science really fits into many of the other categories, also. We enjoy doing Science. It creates pleasure. Therefore it is an Appetite. But also, maybe our personal goal is to achieve or understand truths, and therefore Science becomes part of Reason. Or maybe, for some high schoolers, it is a Compulsion because they gotta take this freaking Earth Science class to graduate. But even so, the fact that the motivation ""for Science"" fits into so many of the categories explains why it needs its own. So here you go. Here's your excuse. When you're telling the cops, the jury, the Nobel committee, the National Academy ofmale - adult$16.99 -
"Because of the crowd you run with, ""It's not like it's rocket science"" isn't a phrase you can toss around lightly. You probably are already aware if there's a brain surgeon in your midst, but you never know with rocket scientists. They're sneaky and more likely to evolve into other life forms while no one's looking. If their funding at NASA dries up they can go become a project manager at a Fortune 500 company. Or maybe they're weekend rocket scientists with the National Guard, working on the Multiple Launch Rocket System (MLRS). They're hidden until the point of ignition, and then the jig is up. ""Actually it IS rocket science"" printed in white on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt.".male - adult$16.99 -
Multi-National United is a private defense company hired to move all aliens from District 9 to District 10. I wouldnt enter District 9 unless youre with MNU or a non-human, so show authority with this MNU shirt.male, female - adult$16.00 -
National monument reimagined to host the all-time greats of Chicago Blackhawk hockey. Mount Rushmore tee shirt features Mikita, Toews, Hull and Chelios on Mount Hawkmore!male, female - adult$19.95 -
Show your hate for the smug Saint Louis fans and all of Cardinal Nation with this fun tee shirt targeting their mascot for termination.male, female - adult$19.95 -
Taiwanese-American Jeremy Lin is the NBA's newest sensation, and thus far his Asian heritage has generated more coverage (and perhaps fans) than his sensational play. From new twists on old jokes (""Who says Asians can't drive?!"") to pun-filled headlines (""Amasian!""), Jeremy's skills and bloodline have spawned a bona fide national media storm. In no time flat he's gone from benchwarmer to certified floor leader of the New York Knicks. Or should we say its ""Dear Leader""?male, female - adult$19.95 -
Raised in the St Helen of the Blessed Shroud orphanage in Calumet City, Jake and Elwood Blues were reared in the shadow of Chicago Stadium (a mere 3 miles away). Though Elwood would list his address at Wrigley Field and Jake would be relocated to Joliet, we're sure that their favorite hockey squad was the Chicago Blackhawks (who now occupy the United Center). Like Native American nations before them, Jake and Elwood were oppressed, pursued, disenfranchised and had their own Trail of Tears (from Lake Wazzapamani to the Cook County Tax Assesor's office)... and like the Chicago Blackhawks, the Blues Brothers were ""originals"". It only makes sense that a couple members of the Blackhawk tribe would leap from their sweaters and slip into some Ray-Bans. They're not the Blues Brothers, they're the Blueline Brothers and they scream Chicago style.male, female - adult$19.95 -
Who's The Man? Yu's The Man! Japanese pitching sensation Yu Darvish, that is! He's younger than Ichiro, better than Daisuke, as big as Godzilla and features movie-star looks to match his mound presence and six-pitch repertoire...and now he's coming to Arlington. CJ Wilson may be gone, but the Rangers are looking to upgrade with this sensation from the Hokkaido Nippon-Ham Fighters who might just have the stuff to take the Rangers one more step to the world title. Keep the border fence to the South but welcome this immigrant from the Far East with this fun shirt that declares YU'S THE MAN in Rangers lettering and colors blended with the rising sun of his island nation home.male, female - adult$19.95 -
Kevin Love is only 23 years old and already a driving force in the NBA's youth movement. Flourishing from the top high school recruit in the nation to an All-American at UCLA to an all-world rebounding machine on the Association's All-Star team with a record for consecutive double-doubles, K-Love is 6""10' of board-pounding fury and the face of the Minnesota Timberwolves. Show your feelings for the next-gen all-world big man with this design that cleverly plays a traditional t-shirt theme against the matching symbology of his name to graphically declare that I LOVE K-LOVE.male, female - adult$19.95 -
He's been called the Asian Sensation, labeled the Hardwood Tebow and heralded with an infinite number of puns involving his last name -- no matter how you celebrate Taiwanese-American basketball phenomenon Jeremy Lin, you can't deny that he's been LIN-SATIONAL! (One more pun for the pile). This Linderella story (enough already!) has captured the nation's attention as an undersized, over-looked, undrafted intellectual (the first Harvard player to make the NBA since the 1950s) has taken New York City by storm and sent a jolt of adrenaline through Knick Knation.male, female - adult$19.95 -
The Griswolds are back! Show your love for America's First Family of humor in this classic "Fun and Old Fashioned" tee, licensed by National Lampoons. Wood paneled station wagon? Check. Too Big Tree? Check. Squirrel? We'll leave the lookin for that up to you. Go Team Griswold! Size Chartmale - adult$18.99 -
The shitters full t shirt. Our National Lampoons Christmas Vacation shirt reflects the very best moment of the movie when Todd Chester leaves his house only to find Clark Griswold's Cousin Eddy t shirt emptying the septic tank from the trailer and is greeted with "Merry Christmas! Shitter was full"! Relive your favorite moments from Christmas Vacation and all the Griswold Family antics in this classic National Lampoons Christmas Vacation shirt! Any fan of the movies would love this funny t shirt, check out our other National Lampoons Vacation t shirts.male - adult$18.99 -
I would like my life back. Tony Stewart of BP said it, but lots of animals and birds would say it too. Another oil spill environmental disaster. Remember the chant at the 2008 Republican National Convention? Drill baby drill.male, female - adult$15 -
The Greatness T-shirt has the Gandhi quote: The greatness of a nation and its moral progress, can be judged by the way its animals are treated.male, female - adult$22.00 -
On the North Side, we love the Blues Brothers and we bleed Cubby Blue. To be a fan of Chicago's National League club is to live shrouded in blue: from the color of the uniforms, to the mood inspired by its fortunes, to the strains of local music that fill the Windy City air -- show your sympatico for this favorite shade of fandom with this fun design that embodies them all.male, female - adult$19.95 -
Never in our lifetime has our nation been so divided, so angry, so...dumb. You've tried voting, you're done with crying, it's time to laugh as the country crumbles around you. It may not be here for long, but while it is, you're with stupid! If you can't beat them (or educate them), join them!male, female - adult$20.95 -
He may not quite be a one-man revolucin, but Starlin Castro is certainly a revelation at shortstop for the Chicago Cubs. Show your enthusiasm for this phenom with your own Viva Castro tee. Playing off classic political imagery from the island nation that shares his name, this tee captures Starlin's image in a posterized style reminiscent of Che Guevera and a certain other baseball-loving Castro (no relation). Rather than commie red, it comes in Cubby blue in sizes small through 4XL.male, female - adult$19.95 -
This noble, ancient practice has known many names - as many as there are nations of the Earth. A branch of Chaos Theory, the results of focused, largely random input are often strangely impressive. 100% cotton heavyweight t-shirt in black. Design in white on the front in white and the Penny Arcade logo on the back also in white.male - adult$8.99 -
With the return of a fearsome defense, a conference title and a 12-win season, fandom and pride are running high in Bear Nation (though perhaps not in the heart of Jay Cutler...but that's anther story). Get in on the fun with this original tee featuring the snarling bear decked out like he's ready for an appearance on Bill Swerskie's radio show with Da Coach!male, female - adult$19.25 -
HOLY COW! It remains a beloved cry of Cub Nation, and now you can sport the slogan in an adorable-but-understated graphic that will charm all who see it and them know that you bleed Cubby Blue (or Cubby Moo).male, female - adult$19.95 -
Wally World t shirt. Paying tribute to the famous Wally World in National Lampoons Vacation movie. The Wally World shirt we offer is screened on our super soft tees and has the classic saying "Sorry Folks, Park's Closed!". Don't you think that Moose outside should have told you? Wait until you try on this awesome shirt! Any fan of National Lampoon's vacation movies will appreciate this funny t shirt.Size Chartmale - adult$16.99 -
Wally World t shirt. Paying tribute to the famous Wally World in National Lampoon's Vacation movie. Wally World's moose mascot on front. Can't you just see the moose, " Park's Closed, Folks"? Chevy Chase loses it. Wow, if you are a fan of the movie, you must have the shirt. We wore the shirt in WDW, created a riot. Size Chartmale - adult$16.99 -
Chevy Chase Christmas Vacation t shirt. This classic Christmas Vacation t-shirt pays homage to everyone's favorite National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation movie. Don't forget to bring a saw! The Christmas Vacation shirt is a licensed National Lampoons tee! Classic movie, classic funny t shirt. Who isn't a fan of Chevy Chase in this movie series. Size Chartmale - adult$18.99 -
The shitters full t shirt. Our National Lampoons Christmas Vacation shirt reflects the very best moment of the movie when Todd Chester leaves his house only to find Clark Griswold's Cousin Eddy t shirt emptying the septic tank from the trailer and is greeted with "Merry Christmas! Shitter was full"! Relive your favorite moments from Christmas Vacation and all the Griswold Family antics in this classic National Lampoons Christmas Vacation shirt! Any fan of the movies would love this funny t shirt, check out our other National Lampoons Vacation t shirts.male - adult$18.99
