"You would think this would have been the quickest shirt from idea to warehouse. We obviously already had the art. It's on the side of almost every package that leaves our warehouse. We know the colors; it's black ink on a cardboard box. But, believe it or not, ""cardboard box"" isn't really a color that garment manufacturers make. There were lots of chestnuts and tans and chocolates and mochas and espressos (maybe t-shirt girl shouldn't write copy while she's hungry...). There was no cardboard to be found. We'd find a color that worked for the men, but then we couldn't get it for ladies or kids. Or vice versa. Finally, our screenprinter said, ""You know what? How about if we custom dye y'all some shirts to match your boxes."" Sent them a package from our warehouse full of caffeinated brownies, and, the next thing we knew, we had a set of shirts that's a dead-ringer for our boxes. That's a long way of saying, ""here's a shirt."" Timmy's head and the caveat ""Warning! Extreme Monkey-Pow

"You would think this would have been the quickest shirt from idea to warehouse. We obviously already had the art. It's on the side of almost every package that leaves our warehouse. We know the colors; it's black ink on a cardboard box. But, believe it or not, ""cardboard box"" isn't really a color that garment manufacturers make. There were lots of chestnuts and tans and chocolates and mochas and espressos (maybe t-shirt girl shouldn't write copy while she's hungry...). There was no cardboard to be found. We'd find a color that worked for the men, but then we couldn't get it for ladies or kids. Or vice versa. Finally, our screenprinter said, ""You know what? How about if we custom dye y'all some shirts to match your boxes."" Sent them a package from our warehouse full of caffeinated brownies, and, the next thing we knew, we had a set of shirts that's a dead-ringer for our boxes. That's a long way of saying, ""here's a shirt."" Timmy's head and the caveat ""Warning! Extreme Monkey-Pow

This is an officially licensed Family Guy product. The evil monkey in Chris's closet is a cult favorite character. Chris mentions the evil monkey in the following Family Guy episodes:Dammit Janet: "If you get a job, who's gonna feed me and protect me from the evil monkey in my closet?"Fore Father: "I want to go, Dad. It'll get me away from the evil monkey that lives in my closet."Emission Impossible: "I don't want to go to my room. There's an evil monkey in my closet!"Ready, Willing, and Disabled: "We can't keep it in my room because there's an evil monkey that lives in my closet. You know, the sad part is, he wasn't always evil. [Evil Monkey sees wife in bed with another monkey, crazy monkey screaming ensues]"Brian the Bachelor: "[Evil Monkey points at Chris] I AM IN NO MOOD!"

You wanted a Monkey Shirt, but you're getting an Ape shirt...actually it's a cool 12 Monkeys t shirt even Bruce Willis would wear! Mens and Ladies Styles Available!

Made from 100% cotton this soft grayish-brownish colored t-shirt features a classic purposely faded image of SHAZAM beating the hell out of a Sentient Rocket Swarm (SRS) with his freakin' chest! Yep. So who launched the SRS? Me. Yep I've had it with that meddling SHAZAM always meddling in my affairs that are NOT MADE TO BE MEDDLED WITH!!!!! So I wired a few monkey brains to a bushel of rockets and.....voila! It's a missile barrage guided by the impulses of monkey memories! Oh that may explain why they're moving AWAY from SHAZAM and towards those......trees over there. CURSE YOUR INCESSANT MEDDLING SHAZAM! Ahem.I should also mention that this t-shirt is from high end t-shirt maker Trunk Ltd. SO we're talking exemplary T-Shirt quality here. This quality is evident in the super-soft material the double reinforced stitching and those characteristic silver-stitched stripes lining both sides of the t-shirt. Oh and they're part of an extremely limited print run. Best get one. Now.

How come hoity-toity Manhattan gets to have its own signature cocktail but not the rest of the five boroughs? (And please don';t tell us that a "Staten Island Ferry" counts. When was the last time you saw someone order that who hadn';t lost a bet?) To address this issue, we';ve made a handy map you can wear around town. Now, we understand that stereotypes are ignorant and deeply unfair. They can also be fun. So, Brooklyn hipsters, you get the obscure, micro-brewed Pale Ale. Hardscrabble Bronxites, you get Brass Monkey. Staten Island girls, you get the Fuzzy Navel. (Don';t look surprised.) And Queens... Well, when you live in Queens, one drink at a time just isn';t enough. So you get the Boiler Maker. Cheers, everyone! To New York!

Just own it, already. We can cover it up with technology, sophisticated language and chest wax, but the fact is, we';re only 2 percent genetically different from this guy. A few chromosomes this way, and suddenly we';re all climbing trees and dining on termites. All the global human dominance in the world can';t hide it. In the grand view, we';re all just tailless primates. And it makes perfect sense when you think about it. Just look at the similarities. Conflict and peacekeeping, medicinal plant usage, Robin Williams. The list goes on and on. So next time you get down on yourself, step back and get a little perspective. You';re a very highly functioning chimp! Now go put on that monkey suit and get back to work.

The Department of Veterans Affairs announced today plans for a "long overdue" memorial to veterans of the Cold War. "Sure, we have memorials to the Vietnam War and the Korean War which were tangentially related to the Cold War but what about the brave Americans -- and monkeys -- who battled actual Russians?" said Adm. Mark Watson, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. "It';s time these courageous patriots got their day in the sun." Of course, since the Cold War was more a war of ideologies than an actual conflict, the NVA is having to get a little creative. Among the "warriors" who will be honored are space ape Ham the Astrochimp, the 1980 US Olympic Hockey Team, Rocky & Bullwinkle, and the late "Master of Disaster" Apollo Creed. Watson unveiled a sketch of the monument, which features an monkey astronaut smoking a cigarette. "The truth is, all those space monkeys smoked, and we wanted to honor them with a realistic portrayal," he said.

"Face it. You knew from the first time you climbed on the monkey bars that you were 98% Chimp. You could swing, screech, eat bananas... really all you needed were opposable toes and some additional body hair to make the picture complete. In the 1970s studies emerged comparing promising sequences of aligned human and chimpanzee DNA. The divergences were striking in their minimalism -- the differences due to base substitution came back under 2%. Aha. There's that opposable toe. Even today, with new technology and the entire chimpanzee genome mapped, the numbers run about the same. Unless you count indels. Which we don't. Don't get us wrong. We like indels. Heck. Just the way they put the word together makes us all misty for ""modem."" Indels, aka insertions and deletions of nucleotides in a protein sequence, make up an additional estimated 3% of differences between human and chimp genetics. They're common in non-coding regions of the DNA, bits where we're not quite sure what the DNA is d

"Heisenberg was pretty certain about one thing: uncertainty. Incredibly simplified for comprehension by our merchant monkeys, Heisenberg figured out that as you measure a moving particle's position or momentum, you affect the other. In fact, the more accurately you measure one, the more you throw the other off. Now, in normal everyday activities, this doesn't really figure in. But on the quantum scale of the atom, these things are HUGE. We're pretty sure this shirt is currently in the warehouse, so we can't be certain about how quickly it's wending its way to your closet. Or, if you'd prefer, we can get you information on how quickly the shirt's moving toward your mailbox, but then we can't tell you where it is. Okay, well, that's not entirely true, because our t-shirts don't currently come in sub-atomic sizes. We can, however, tell you the probability that the electrons that make up this shirt are heading your way is far higher if you've actually ordered it than if you haven't. Black,

Let's face it, there are geeks out there who can't defeat the Rubik's Cube. (In fact, there are a few ThinkGeek monkeys who fit in this group.) We've been trying ever since the early 80s and still end up throwing the cube across the room in frustration. We get laughed at by our friends who have no problem solving a puzzle with 43,252,003,274,489,856,000 permutations. We sigh when we look at the videos of Rubik's Cube world champions as they flip and twist the cube so fast it becomes a blur. 7.08 seconds? Seriously? It takes us 7.08 seconds just to decide what end to twist first. In honor of the puzzle that melts our minds, this shirt that turns the tables and melts the Rubik's Cube into a lovely and colorful puddle. There's more than one way to defeat the Cube, and we think this one sends a pretty strong message to puzzles everywhere. This is an authentic Glennz t-shirt, full of New Zealand-y goodness. Printed on a black, 100% fine jersey cotton babydoll (fitted) t-shirt, this design f

Here at ThinkGeek we're pretty lazy when it comes to technology. We expect our gadgets to do all the busywork while we focus on the high level important tasks like reading blogs. That's why we hate to have to crack open our laptops just to see if there is any wi-fi internet access about... and keychain wi-fi detectors, we would have to actually remove them from our pockets to look at them. But now thanks to the ingenious ThinkGeek robot monkeys you can display the current wi-fi signal strength to yourself and everyone around you with this stylish Wi-Fi Detector Shirt. The glowing bars on the front of the shirt dynamically change as the surrounding wi-fi signal strength fluctuates. Finally you can get the attention you deserve as others bow to you as their reverential wi-fi god, while geeky chicks swoon at your presence. You can thank us later..

As seen on The Big Bang Theory! Let's face it, there are geeks out there who can't defeat the Rubik's Cube. (In fact, there are a few ThinkGeek monkeys who fit in this group.) We've been trying ever since the early 80s and still end up throwing the cube across the room in frustration. We get laughed at by our friends who have no problem solving a puzzle with 43,252,003,274,489,856,000 permutations. We sigh when we look at the videos of Rubik's Cube world champions as they flip and twist the cube so fast it becomes a blur. 7.08 seconds? Seriously? It takes us 7.08 seconds just to decide what end to twist first. In honor of the puzzle that melts our minds, this shirt that turns the tables and melts the Rubik's Cube into a lovely and colorful puddle. There's more than one way to defeat the Cube, and we think this one sends a pretty strong message to puzzles everywhere. This is an authentic Glennz t-shirt, full of New Zealand-y goodness. Printed on a black, 100% fine jersey cotton t-shirt,

Beastie Boys 'The Illest' Hip Hop T-Shirt Where else you gonna find a vintage Beastie Boys ILL retro t shirt? Yeah, Yeah... only here at HipSoul, house of the holy. Check these sick lyrics out... **** I'm not the type of person who likes to waste my time, and when I'm on the mic - I just say my rhymes. Because I'm out on bail - the check is in the mail, they can sentence me to life - but I wont go to jail. I'm cool calm collected - from class I was ejected, just me, mike d., and m.c.a. - we're rarely disrespected! I got all the time that I need to kill, what's the time? - its time to get iLL! You been fully captivated by that funky ass bass, your girlfriend screams when m.c.a's in the place. He stumbles in the room with the Chivas in his hand, cold chillin' on the spot at the microphone stand. I'd have the pedal to the metal if I had a car, but I'm chiller with the miller - cold coolin' at the bar. I can drink a quart of monkey and still stand still, what's the time? - its time to get