What the world needs now is love, sweet love. Eh. Maybe. But what the world really needs now is loot, sweet loot. So we at Headline Shirts propose that from now on, all of English-speaking society should substitute the word "loot" for "love." Make no mistake, this will be a massive undertaking. Just think of all the pop songs, movies, public monuments and sappy greeting cards that use the term love. All of them will need to be changed. The expression "Love thy neighbor" will now be "Loot thy neighbor." Love Park in Philadelphia will become Loot Park. The song "All You Need Is Love" will have to be re-recorded to say "All You Need Is Loot." (Who';s going to do that? Ringo?) But even with all these technical challenges, we think it';s totally worth it. We need to get into a "looting" frame of mind. (And not just when the Lakers win the championship.) We must never forget: Loot conquers all!

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"Whether you're caked with mud or running from the Mutts, you'll always look your best when you're wearing the Hunger Games Prop Replica Arena Jacket! This officially licensed collectible is actually three jackets in one. The lightweight outer shell and the supple canvas inner jacket zip together to form a ""third"" jacket. Both jackets have that tailored-yet-deadly look that makes for great television, but in case you find yourself in the arena you'll discover they're functional as well. The outer shell has deep, segmented pockets with two compartments per side. The inner jacket has waist pockets fitted with sturdy brass zippers that will stay closed and protect valuable loot. In addition, each jacket also has a hood and waist cinches so that you can stay warm on chilly nights. Remember to smile for the cameras, sponsors are watching! Product Specifications Lightweight shell and supple canvas interior jacket, both with hoods Outer shell is black, rip-stop nylon with gray accents Inner

This pirate is looking for his loot with his plump parrot. He also participates in jump rope contests. He usually loses.