The Count Face T-shirts

Displaying 1-15 of 15 'the count face' t shirts
  • Made from 50% Cotton and 50% polyester this dark gray kids t-shirt available in Toddler and Juvenile sizes features a background of classic Batman comic book panels rendered in a thick raised off-white print...word balloons and all! Layered over this raised print is Batman and Robin switching Bat-themed modes of transportation....the exciting way! Wonder if he's dropping Robin off...or pulling him up to the Bat-copter. Hmmmm....Anyway this Batman t-shirt is from the high-end shirt making maestros at Kids Republic. That means we have a softer material from a higher 30 Single thread count and reinforced double stitching lining the collar shirt bottom and sleeve ends. It's a limited production run folks. Best get it 'afore......Robin lets go.
    male - child
    $24.99
  • Made from 100% Cotton this soft light green t-shirt features an illustration of Green Lantern Hal Jordan with fist up and ring ready based on the hit live action film Green Lantern! Look you've read the comic book. You know the story of test pilot Hal Jordan bequeathed a Power Ring by the dying Green Lantern Abin Sur. Well here it is in your face all live-actiony with Ryan Reynolds playing the pivotal roll of Hal Jordan! Watch the movie! Exert your own willpower and buy the T-Shirt! And...this is a 30 Single t-shirt meaning it's made with a thread count higher than the average tee making it well softer than average!
    male - adult
    $21.99
  • Made from 100% Cotton this blue t-shirt features a very large close-up image of Captain America's freedom focused face! I think this is what it looks like right before Captain America head-butts you in the name of liberty! This Captain America tee is a form fitting 30 Single t-shirt made with a higher thread count making it noticeably softer than the average t-shirt. Much like Captain America is noticeably harder on communist sympathizers. Ok there really is no correlation happening here.
    male - adult
    $21.99
  • Made from 100% Cotton this soft light blue t-shirt features a purposely distressed image of 4 preeminent Star Wars heroes huddled together in the face of terrible terrible odds in the form of...mint chocolate chip ice cream. Yup. The Empire's been doing some experimenting; I mean with Stormtroopers' kill-shot ratios looking something like....1 kill for every 24000 rounds.....yeah it's time to upgrade. SO...sentient Mint Chocolate Chip ice cream. Uh....yeah that's all I got today. Anyway this cool Star Wars t-shirt is made with a higher 30 single thread count making it softer than the average t-shirt!
    male - adult
    $21.99
  • Made from 100% Cotton this soft black t-shirt appears as if....as if it may be an alien symbiote. Venom specifically. Yes an alien symbiote that's taken the form of this very t-shirt. A T-Shirt that screams bloody murder when you take it off; that wraps its tendrils around your heart and spine daring you to attempt separation. DARING YOU! Okay it's just Venom's face rendered in artist Todd McFarlane's inimitable style. Calm down; the damn thing ain't gonna' hurt ya.'This Venom t-shirt is produced with a higher 30 Single thread count making it softer than the average tshirt!
    male - adult
    $21.99
  • Made from 100% Cotton this soft white t-shirt features an image of Captain America standing proudly in front of his usual patriotic color scheme. It's red white and blue all the way for Captain America baby! There ain't no "Commie" pink on this t-shirt friends. Well I guess if the red fades...Anyway yeah it's Captain America and...and these colors don't bleed baby! Yeah! Ever see Cap punch a man in the face for no apparent reason? Yeah? And why? Because that man....that man was a Nazi sympathizer! How did Cap know? He didn't...but the ghost of Theodore Roosevelt never lies! Anyway cool Captain America t-shirt produced with a higher 30 Single thread count making it softer than the average t-shirt!
    male - adult
    $21.99
  • Made from 100% Cotton this soft black t-shirt features a Death Star space station looking very much like....a giant f@#$ing disco ball. Not sure if this...iteration....of the Death Star is able to actually intimidate anyone. No not sure at all. In fact it may produce a funky beat and induce galaxy-wide funk-fests. Yup. Anyway cool design adorning a softer t-shirt produced with a higher 30 Single thread count. Oh the Death Star is a weapon of mass destruction wielded by Imperial poop-faces determined to make everyone's life miserable in the hit series of Star Wars films.
    male - adult
    $21.99
  • Made from 100% Cotton this soft green t-shirt features a purposely distressed Green Lantern symbol as well as equally distressed white stripes encircling the sleeves and ...a pretty white collar! It's like....it's like an athletic t-shirt adorned with a Green Lantern symbol. Wait....uh...it actually is an athletic style t-shirt with a distressed Green Lantern symbol. Uh...yeah. So you play for Team Green Lantern huh? That must be relatively enjoyable. Well until you have to face the Mind Lice from Medaboro VIII. Yeah then...then you're looking at a game of space-basketball that involves an awful lot of hallucinating and even more.....vomiting. Yeah the ring could use a bump in the psychic defenses department. Anyway this Green Lantern tee is made with a higher 30 single thread count making it softer than the average tee!
    male - adult
    $23.99
  • Made from 100% Cotton this soft black t-shirt features an image of the incredibly exciting (yawn) Ghost Rider with his head all...aflame...apparently in conflict with...are you ready for this? The Orb. I couldn't possibly make this up. The Orb...(I can't stop snickering!)..uh...let's start again. The...the Orb is basically a motorcyclist whose greed got in the way which lead to an accident where the guy slid face-first across some unforgiving tarmac. So now he's super-peeved and arms himself with a technologically advanced battle suit and ....an eye for a mask. That hypnotizes people. Unfortunately he couldn't kill Ghost Rider so....yeah. Anyway this Ghost Rider (yawn) t-shirt is from the Daemon children at Mighty Fine so...we got softer material due to a higher 30 single thread count and......an appreciation for the less than stellar villains.
    male - adult
    $21.99
  • Made from 100% cotton this soft black t-shirt features an image of the uncannily unstable unwaveringly witty mercenary Deadpool making us all very aware that he is in fact "Da bomb." What makes Deadpool "Da bomb?" Why how about the time he skinned your Uncle Rick and wore his face as a mask? That was pretty cool right? And how about that time Deadpool removed the spinal column from your pet collie and replaced it with duct tape and Lincoln Logs? That was cool right? Ahem. Anyway this Deadpool t-shirt is from the t-shirt masterminds at Mighty Fine so we're talking softer material (the result of a higher 30 single thread count) and...just a higher overall quality. Oh and what about the time Deadpool made a necklace out of Pop Pop's fingernails? Cool right?
    male - adult
    $21.99
  • Made from 100% cotton this black kids t-shirt is available in Juvenile sizes featuring an image of Superman standing triumphant pledging to ...his torn cape...that he'll NEVER let anyone spray paint the word "Hero" on the face of any planetary body AGAIN!!!!!!! Ahem. This Superman t-shirt is from high quality kids t-shirt makers Kids Republic meaning......well we're talking some high-end production here. This quality manufacturing is evident in the double stitched collar and sleeves as well as the softer material made with a higher 30 Single thread count!
    male - child
    $24.99
  • Here's a soft red t-shirt featuring a purposely distressed image of Ryu; Martial Artist supreme and superstar fighter starring prominently within the hit series of Street Fighter video games! First Ryu will punch you through a building. A very big building. Then Ryu will launch one of those glowing energy balls at you. This will probably burn off a few of your limbs. Then Ryu will do like that spin-kick thing 5000 times into your face and render you unidentifiable. Hey that's what Ryu does. Well if you provoke him anyway. This 100% cotton Street Fighter t-shirt is a 30 Single t-shirt made with a higher thread count making it softer than the average tee!
    male - adult
    $21.99
  • Made from 100% Cotton this light red juniors-cut woman's t-shirt features an image taken from Marvel's "old-timey" line of romance comics! In this scene someone laments the cost of a broken heart! What did this pretty bird attempt to gain admission to? A circus? Did she fall in love with a clown only to end up with a pie in the face!!? It cost her $6.00s to get in and all she got was...a pie in the face??? Look just read the book. This is a 30 Single tee made with a higher thread count making it noticeably softer than the average t-shirt.
    male - adult
    $23.99
  • Made from 100% cotton this charcoal gray t-shirt features the classic Fantastic Four logo with encircled colored faces of the colorful characters rounding out the cast of the world's greatest comic magazine! There's Mr. Fantastic in blue! There's the Human Torch in red! There's the Thing in orange! There' s the Invisible Woman....wait where is she? HAH! There she is in yellow! This Fantastic Four T-Shirt is a 30 single tee made with a higher thread count meaning this baby is softer than your average t-shirt and a bit more form fitting. So buy it now before the door to dimension 3B closes. That's a dimension recently discovered by the Fantastic Four with high quality tees sprouting out of a gaseous purple singing river-cloud. Yep. Thanks F.F.!
    male - adult
    $21.99
  • "Face it. You knew from the first time you climbed on the monkey bars that you were 98% Chimp. You could swing, screech, eat bananas... really all you needed were opposable toes and some additional body hair to make the picture complete. In the 1970s studies emerged comparing promising sequences of aligned human and chimpanzee DNA. The divergences were striking in their minimalism -- the differences due to base substitution came back under 2%. Aha. There's that opposable toe. Even today, with new technology and the entire chimpanzee genome mapped, the numbers run about the same. Unless you count indels. Which we don't. Don't get us wrong. We like indels. Heck. Just the way they put the word together makes us all misty for ""modem."" Indels, aka insertions and deletions of nucleotides in a protein sequence, make up an additional estimated 3% of differences between human and chimp genetics. They're common in non-coding regions of the DNA, bits where we're not quite sure what the DNA is d
    male - adult
    $16.99