Your child might be so into Spider Man that you may wonder if there was some Spider Man xenomorph that planted a Spider Man embryo inside your child and sooner or later the Spider Man will burst out of your kid's stomach! I mean the way they talk about Spidey makes you wonder if perhaps your kid is hooked up to some giant Marvel hivemind. Well it looks like that just happened on this 100% cotton Spiderman Kids Web Spring T-Shirt which features Marvel's beloved mascot Spider Man doing the 'Alien' thing! I wonder if one gains Spider Sense from this t-shirt? At least your child will remember to look both ways before crossing the street if it does!

Made from 100% Cotton this orange t-shirt features the purposely distressed Aquaman symbol taken from the hit animated Batman series Batman Brave and the Bold! In Batman Brave and the Bold Batman teams up with various heroes from the DC Comic Book Universe possibly as a means of teaching Batman manners or tolerance for others. Possibly. Aquaman? Yeah Aquaman. The Prince of Atlantis absolutely LOVES to regale one with his past triumphs. To the point of severe agitation unfortunately. Remember the time Aquaman threw a whale into your trailer to defeat the 13 Cow-headed sea demons from the Darksea dimensional rifts? That just happened to occur over your trailer? No? Well Aquaman does and he'll tell you all about it. Again. With a puffy chest even.

Made from 100% Cotton we have the Black Lantern's symbol that just happens to signify the power over death on a black T-Shirt. The Black Lantern is an object that taps into the primal spectrum of sub-dimensional powers.....and yep this particular energy harnessed by the Black Lanterns grants them the pleasure of instigating a very sloppy series of resurrections! ZA-WING! Anyway the Black Lanterns and their source of power are not to be taken lightly. In fact just get the hell out of the way and let a lighter colored Avartar of the Sub-dimensional spectrums do something about it! Uh preferably green or blue.

Wow. That';s a terrible idea you just had. I';m not even going to humor you -- that was epically bad. I';m actually kind of impressed. I couldn';t think of a worse idea if you gave me the week off. Seriously, though, that was like the Citizen Kane of bad ideas. It would have swept the "Palme D';or for Worst Idea" prize at the Terrible Ideas Festival. Hell, they might have even given you a lifetime achievement award just for that one idea. If there were a show called The Big Terrible Idea with Donny Deutsch, you would be featured on every episode. That idea was so bad that I';ve already forgotten what it was. Something about a spork attachment for your iPhone? Or no, it was the live action movie about the Battleship board game! Wait, no, I think that';s actually happening. Damn, what was it again?

It';s hard to pick a favorite Mark Twain quote. "Always tell the truth; then you don';t have to remember anything." Wise words! "Golf is a good walk spoiled." Heh, so true. And, perhaps his most famous line, "That';s what she said." Wait. Did the intern put this list of quotes together? Damnit, I said not to have the intern do it! Every time he does research, this happens. For the last time: Shakespeare never said, "This shit writes itself." Gandhi never said, "May the force be with you." And Mark Twain never said, "That';s what she said." Actually, maybe he did say it. I mean, technically speaking, he must';ve uttered the words "That';s what she said" at some point in his life, right? Who cares how he intended it? Look, we already printed the t-shirts -- let';s just go with it. Now, the real question: What to do with all these Aristotle "Show Me the Money!" shirts?

Is that funnier than "Life is like a box of Norwood" If you're from Norwood... or just happened to drive thru... then you know this Shirt is no lie! :)

Made from 50% Cotton and 50% Polyester this heather charcoal gray t-shirt features a purposely distressed image of...the "other" Voltron. You're probably more familiar with the lion-themed Voltron; the one who shows up for all the parades and shakes the hands of 7000 foot tall dignitaries. That one. This other Voltron? The one made of a combination of like 60000 cars trucks and jet skis? Yeah he doesn't find himself twinkling in the lime light very often. But....he's there. Oh yes...he's there. Remember when the War Planet Nibos 3 attached your galaxy? No it did NOT just happen to fall into a black hole. That was Voltron; this Voltron. He carved it into about 1000000000 bits with "Blazing Sword." Unsung unappreciated vehicle Voltron...we salute you!

Made from 100% Cotton this soft white t-shirt features a Captain America shield symbol...coming undone; fracturing into shards that....also happen to be filled with classic Captain America comic book images! Kind of cool I guess. Just...uh...just don't touch it. You may..cut yourself! Anyway this is a higher quality t-shirt from the T-Shirt maestros at Mighty Fine tees. They make 'em...good. They're softer because of the higher 30 Single thread count and....they're...uh...better-er. Because.

Do you really think that Venus de Milo just HAPPENED to have her ass hanging out? Or is it more likely that a healthy appreciation of perky breasts is a time-honored tradition of the finer arts? Let others throw money away on smears of paint - support a living sculpture with an I Support the Performing Arts shirt.

Zappos.com is proud to offer the Fred Perry - Hooded Zip Through Sweatshirt (Vintage Marl Grey) - Apparel: Casual cool doesn't just happen. Manufacture your effortless look with a stylish Fred Perry hoodie. ; Contrast tricolor drawstring. ; Logo-embossed leather zipper pull. ; Signature Laurel Wreath embroidery at chest. ; Full-zip fleece hoodie. ; Three-piece hood. ; Kangaroo hand pockets. ; Rib-knit cuffs and hemline. ; Half-moon yoke. ; 100% cotton. ; Machine wash cold and hang dry. ; Imported. ; Length: 29 in ; Product measurements were taken using size MD. Please note that measurements may vary by size.

Zappos.com is proud to offer the Famous Stars & Straps - Blocked Out T-Shirt (Black/Yellow/White) - Apparel: Swag doesn't just happen. It takes hard work and the freshest Famous Stars Straps gear. ; Famous chest screenprint with blocked-out FMS. ; Badge Of Honor hit at back hem. ; Cotton jersey t-shirt. ; Crew neck. ; Short sleeves. ; 100% cotton. ; Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. ; Imported. ; Length: 31 in ; Product measurements were taken using size LG. Please note that measurements may vary by size.

"Fresh is most certainly what this tee is- if not because of the minty green coloring, then because of the fact that it just looks good and frosty cool. We like to think of it as the ""phosphorescent jellyfish at midnight"" design. You know...glowing green against black? Anyway, that stuff happens- but well opt to have this tee instead of getting stung by those evil blobs on our midnight trip to see them do their glowy thing. Solid black body. Tagless inside neck. Matched striping, both sides. Regular fit tee (classic). 19.5"" shoulder, 29"" length. Medium shown and measured."

If you've ever wondered what happens to some of those ships that just disappear in the middle of the ocean, never to be found, never to be heard from again... we have a theory! They're just late night snacks for the monsters of the deep!

Are you a Jones fan? Are you cold? You have two options: macgyver something out of lip balm, a stick of gum, and rubber bands that you just happen to find in your pocket, or you could put on this super cozy Jones hoody.

Are you a Jones fan? Are you cold? You have two options: macgyver something out of lip balm, a stick of gum, and rubber bands that you just happen to find in your pocket, or you could put on this super cozy Jones hoody.

Even the Mighty Thor needs a place to store his favorite weapon - Mjolnir. That place just happens to be his garage along with the rest of his mystical tools: the Saw of Chaos, the Axe of Bad Things, the Invisibility Roller and the Power Drill.

Basketball teams need their bad guys. Now, we ain't saying that you gotta rename yourself World Peace and then go elbowing somebody in the head be drawing Technical 2s, but sometimes it's necessary strategically to foul the other team. And you have to have a player who is good at that. A player who's been around, who has enough court sense to know when it's appropriate so that the coach doesn't even have to say it. This player knows; it just happens. And then your big players don't foul out. Your designated bad guy takes the fall, and if he revels in the role, he's even better for it. He thrives on the boos. He puts on the jersey and becomes the bad guy. Black basketball jersey in 100% polyester, athletic mesh. Back identifies the wearer as Venom. The bits where the image looks shiny and reflective? Those are actually grey ink screened on the jersey. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL 2X Chest 40 in. 43 in. 45 in. 48 in. 52 in. Front Length(from where

"It's good to have a committed person in power, and certainly the Lannisters are that. After all, as Cersei herself so famously said, ""when you play the game of thrones, you win or you die. There is no middle ground."" And, you have to admit, they're fairly skilled at the game. They have that special talent for political maneuvering that comes with the combination of ruthlessness and questionable morals they all seem to have been genetically imbued with. And in a debate today on camera? Nobody else would stand a chance against their good looks and charisma. Well, okay, maybe not Tyrion's good looks, but that boy could talk circles around his political competition. And while they were standing there wondering what just happened, he'd probably steal their underwear for good measure. Honestly, it's best to go ahead and support them now, because they're taking names, and we hear a Lannister always pays his debts. If you know what we mean. Lannister/Lannister 2012 ticket with the motto ""K

CSNY 'Deja Vu' T-Shirt Deja Vu man... it's like being back in 1971, this CSNY shirt is a knockout! David Crosby, Steven Stills and Graham Nash were a pretty amazing musical force before they met Neil Young... but when Neil brought his electric guitar prowess to the folk stage, that's when things got legendary... making CSNY one of the coolest rock bands on earth! Even if you don't have a hippie bone in your body, you simply cannot deny the power of their Deja Vu album... we're all 70's freaks over at HipSoul, not exactly peace and love... but this album is just strikingly beautiful and jammingly hard rocking at the same time! We think this killer band tee shirt conveys all that in a nutshell... everything that made this band cool has been somehow channeled into this shirt design, because sometimes magic just happens... or was it simply a case of Deja Vu?

I'm not saying that it happens all the time or anything. But, on the off chance that someone says that it is, in fact, your fault, you can just point to your shirt and shrug. What are they going to do, argue with your shirt? That's ridiculous.   100% cotton heavyweight t-shirt in black with "It's not my fault you suck" printed in white with the Penny Arcade logo in grey.

Description We all know that Wheaties is the Breakfast of Champions. But, what happened to all of those champions? Well, we just found out that "Champions Are The Breakfast Of Chuck Norris".   

Made from 100% Cotton this white t-shirt features an all-over print displaying outlined sporadically colored members of the Avengers Initiative on the freakin' attack baby! Have I mentioned these images; this all encompassing design is based on the hit live action Avengers movie? No? Well... I just did so...Anyway we got Thor Captain America the Hulk and Black Widow on front. On the back an Avengers logo streaming vertical filled with the same design and layered over...uh...the same design but this time rendered in a muted blue outline. Yup. So...if you happen to enjoy the live action movie iterations of the Mighty Avengers...well here's a t-shirt that brings attention to that fact with ample volume.

Made from 100% Cotton this light blue t-shirt for Juvenile-sized kids features an image of 4 preeminent Avengers peeking out from behind a vertically placed Avengers logo! Oh! I probably don't need to mention it but this particular Avengers iteration is based on the hit live action Avengers movie! DUH! But wait...there's more. Expose this Avengers t-shirt to sunlight and watch the color...change! That's right..CHANGE!!!! This effect is NOT the result of Stark Tech a biology-altering serum anomalous radiation or otherworldy magics. It's just simple human ingenuity baby. Look! It's happening! What was once an outline becomes...colored! AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!

They say discretion is the better part of valor...suppose that really comes into play with this 100% cotton Spiderman Kids "Outta Here!" T-Shirt that is made for the young'ins! Spider Man understands better than most that mistakes do happen so he can sometimes be overly cautious. Perhaps your child might need a lesson from Marvel's Peter Parker regarding calm and collected thinking? Just look at how calm he is on this Spiderman Kids "Outta Here!" T-Shirt. He has the Green Goblin chasing him with his trademark pumpkin bombs and Spider Man is probably trying to figure out what he wants to make for dinner and what he needs to pick up from the grocery store. Wait...did he leave the faucet on?