Made from 100% Cotton this very light gray t-shirt features a (very) purposely distressed image of Batman running towards you and.....fading out apparently. Lucky for you (and the rest of your gang) Batman's transmission was weak and his hologram failed. Sure that's good news except now....now Batman actually has to show up. Good lord. You have like 15 seconds until he drops on your cranium from 30 stories high and turns your head into what may later be described as... mashed potatoes mixed with raw salmon and...teeth. This Batman t-shirt is for you Batman fan and for you uh...fan of stronger Bat-signals! HAH!

This is an officially licensed Spongebob Squarepants product. This t-shirt features Spongebob as a superhero and says "Spongebob saves the day!"

This is an officially licensed Spongebob Squarepants product. This t-shirt features Spongebob as a superhero and says "Spongebob saves the day!"

Oh Black Hand not quite sure if you are a true master of death or just a pawn on the cosmic scale. Silly little guy almost let death take over the entire galaxy! Sure he was really into the subject but I'm not quite sure if he sat down and really thought it out. Nobody told him to sleep it off I guess. I suppose we could be more angry with him had he and his comrades succeeded. Instead we get a righteous war involving a rag-tag band of random colored-corps. If you stood far enough way it probably looked like a fantastic firework show but you most assuredly would want to stay in the back. You don't want to know what happens when two different colored corps cross streams. You never want to cross the streams. If you thoroughly enjoyed the Green Lantern Blackest Night crossover and/or you're a Black Hand fan (I'm sure there's like....30) then check out this 100% cotton t-shirt! It is Black Hand's symbol/ the Black Lantern Corps!

Ah the power of Life. It's like being able to turn on a really bright light in a room at any given time. Well it is a bit more complicated than that but we have to start somewhere no? If the light bulb could resurrect people and task them with quests to understand salvation then I suppose it could be. I hate when one of my cats knocks over my lamp and my Life symbol gets loose. Wait where were we again? I think I'm mixing my metaphors. Back to the point at hand this vivacious t-shirt vicariously features the Life/ Brightest Day symbol taken straight from the Green Lantern epic blasting out in faint tie-dye. You know you want to command the absolute full spectrum of emotions(except for Death that emotion is icky)!

Made from 100% Cotton this purple colored woman's t-shirt features a classic image of Iron Man with arms outstretched walking from what may be some sort of pleasantly colored tear or softly lit explosion! Either way it sure is a pretty boom-boom! Iron Man is not just revered by aspiring brilliant drunkards but also popular with members of the fairer sex. Translation: The ladies! Iron Man has it all. He's got the money the brilliance the swagger and a slightly repressive temperament all wrapped around a soft vulnerable center. He's just so.....Tony! This junior-womens Iron Man t-shirt is for you female Iron Man fans out there......Oh we KNOW you're out there. You're reading this RIGHT NOW! So...buy it send me a picture and we'll meet the family to announce our engagement!

Made from 100% Cotton this charcoal gray t-shirt features a seemingly pixilated image-as if taken from one of them there old-timey comics- of Iron Man showing you just how big he is. How big is Iron Man? He's sooooooo big! Oh and he's invincible too! He's walking towards you pretty dramatically so he's probably going to ask you one of three things: Where is his bottle; where is his other bottle....and can he crash at your place. This Iron Man t-shirt is a 30 Single tee made with a higher thread count meaning it's of a higher production quality and softer than the average t-shirt!

Made from 100% Cotton this charcoal gray t-shirt features a classic purposely distressed image of Iron Man encircled breaking the hell out of some villain's substandard restraints! I hear the Chain Alliance has filed charges against Stark Industries for releasing this image on a t-shirt. Something about the chains not being properly compensated or the lack of an available trained medical staff on site in case a chain needs to be resuscitated. Same thing happened with Superman a while back. Poor guy lost millions when the distraught families of broken chains came looking for some serious restitution. Damn Iron Man and his complete lack of link-sympathy! This Iron Man t-shirt is a 30 Single tee made from a higher thread count lending to a higher production quality and a softer than average tee!

Made from 100% cotton this red and blue t-shirt features the simulated torso of Spiderman's costume-thing...with a psychedelic twist! And that twist ladies and gentlemen....is a tie-dye coloration! That's right Spiderman fans; Spiderman's all about feeling good and free and...and just....he just wants you to mellow out really. I mean is it horrible to join a commune cook with rocks and grow your own food? Heck no. And I have to say Spiderman's new approach to fighting crime seems to be working. Usually he hangs a bunch of crooks in a ball of webbing from a lamp post for the police and calls it a day. Now....now Spiderman asks them if their mothers would appreciate this propensity towards criminal behavior. A lot of them just turn themselves in these days.

Made from 100% cotton this black t-shirt features the illustrated simulated torso of one very super-patriotic fella' Captain America! Check out the ridges of the raised (in appearance not actually raised) chain mail armor! Check out the gleaming (only in appearance) buckle and those nifty illustrated pouches. That's where Captain America keeps his collection of Nazi kneecaps! This Captain America costume tee is perfect for Halloween or a great cover when your body rejects the Super Soldier serum for like the 15th time. Put on the tee and it's an instantaneous biological (only in appearance) upgrade!

Now this Star Wars t-shirt from Junk Food is straight up surreal! Just look at the prevalence of the red white and blue motif...it practically bleeds all over the place. It's always good when somebody can take a vintage looking shirt like this and just put a creative twist to things. I love those guys at Junk Food! This 100% cotton t-shirt is softer than your normal t-shirt and features an ensemble cast of Star Wars. Let's see we got a Jedi and a Half (Leia) a Sith Lord a robot and a thief! That sounds to me like a party that is going to go real sour real fast. Though Thanksgiving dinners at the Skywalker residence is already a bit strained; and you thought your family was bad!

Get the money dolla dolla bill ya'll. Sorry after taking a look at this 80% cotton 20% polyester t-shirt from Junkfood I was suddenly overtaken by my urban side. It's either that or I've watched far too many episodes of the Chappelle show. C-3PO has some definite style but he really needs to work on that personality. You can be as shiny as you possibly can be but if you spend your time worrying and being a nervous wreck(specially for a robot) then people are going to treat you with a bit of contempt ya heard? This incredibly soft t-shirt features C-3PO asking for money because clearly he is gold. Unless he has some suicidal tendency and he's trying to give away pieces of himself but then again that would be just plain weird.

Hulk want to PUMP....YOU UP! Hulk Hans and Franz have recently teamed up to create an exercise video aimed at releasing one's inner rage and frustration into explosive muscles and stamina. Unfortunately the Hulk as always was far too into it and ended up tearing Hans and Franz in half like a phone book. It has become increasingly difficult for the Hulk's agent to find anybody willing to work with him so in retrospect the Hulk decided to go it solo. This new video is responsible for the creation of the likes of Vin Diesel Randy Couture and Brock Lesner. That was about 15 minutes into the intro! Maybe the video throws off bands of gamma radiation? Either way this extremely fine intensely soft 100% cotton t-shirt comes from Junk Food and one thing about Junk Food is that they do not mess around! Limited quantity and exceptional quality get one now or you'll be left in the dust girly-man!

Well here is a novel idea the Flash likes fast girls! He must be really into that chick from NASCAR. Zoom zoom! Or maybe he was thinking about a professional swimmer or sprinter. Wait there is another meaning to fast girls? You mean like that 3 cup game where you have to guess what the ball is under? No...I'm still missing the point? Well I have no idea what you're talking about. I keep thinking some kind of sleight of hand...or something. Maybe the Flash is just running away from the scary women! Using the Speed Force to get away from a 'Grenade' as those guys from the Jersey Shore are ever so fond of saying. Anyways this hyperactive 100% cotton shirt from high quality producer Junk Food is extremely limited crazy soft and bound to just disappear in a FLASH...ugh that was horrible.

This is an officially licensed Marvel Comics product. This t-shirt features Thor leading other Marvel Superheroes

Made from 100% Cotton this black t-shirt features the symbol of the Decepticon Transformers as if rendered in shiny chrome metal! The Decepticons are a more aggressive faction of sentient transforming ages-old robots from the planet Cybertron know as conveniently the Transformers! The Decepticons wanted...more room for their bowling trophies or something beginning their war for complete dominance over their frequently obtrusive machine-world and the more peaceful Autobot sect of sentient Transforming robots...for more shelf space apparently. This Decepticon tee is actually a 30 Single t-shirt with a higher thread count making it a quality softer-than-average tee!

Kids Republic knows how to make a good shirt that's for sure! Look at this 100% cotton 30 single long sleeve. It is absolutely perfect for a Superman in training! Featuring a highly distressed look and a complete 'costume' feel any kid would feel just slightly more super powered while donning this garment. There have been so many different versions of Superman through the DC continuity that you may never know that your child is actually from Krypton! It could explain a few things like why they don't want to go to bed and they constantly crave junk food. Let's just hope that they provide you with your very own Fortress of Solitude when they go off to college and/or save the world! Oh and check out that illustrated cape on the back of the t-shirt! NEATO!

If Superman ever really developed a nasty streak he could be insanely sadistic! Just look at this 30 single t-shirt as Superman gleefully deflects all sorts of nasty projectiles. He doesn't even seem phased! Matter of fact he looks very entertained and that has to be a little disheartening to his foes. Would you really want to be taking shots at guy who is just laughing at your feeble attempt? I get chills thinking of the loss of hope from fighting such an enemy. Good thing Superman is such a nice guy and this horrible prospect has never occurred to him. Let's hope he remains satisfied with the silliness! This 60% cotton/ 40% polyester heather-charcoal t-shirt is an extremely limited edition from mega-maker Trevco.

Batman should just take off for a day and let the Joker play around as the hero. That is if he could convince him to do so and not hurt or maim anybody in the process. Would he really still be the Joker though? He most assuredly could take a huge bite out of crime. Batman is scary but the Joker is a complete and utter nutter. He probably would only have to catch one or two criminals and Gotham's underbelly would scurry back to whatever dark hole they crawled out of. The real question is whether or not the Joker would care to give back reign of the city once he has it even as a 'good' guy! This 60% cotton 40% polyester heather charcoal t-shirt from Trevco is a 30 single meaning that it is softer than your standard issue shirt! If you need more reasons to buy this shirt then know that this shirt is extremely limited and hard to find much like those fancy Joker signals.

Man I wish my parents would have bought me really cool shirts like this when I was little. I was always in some sweater or something way too fancy for a kid! At least the current generations can thoroughly enjoy the fruits of our labor mainly this 100% 30 single long sleeve t-shirt! Look at how the shirt retains its 'costume' look-feel and even has a printed cloak on the back! The main symbol on the chest is made of felt too making this entire shirt a complete package. Now if only we could sell a child version of a utility belt complete with batarangs and grappling hooks. Wait our lawyers are informing us that isn't such a good idea.

In Vader We Trust! Vader wants YOU for the Imperial Army! Wonder how many different propaganda posters within the Empire featured Mr. Lord-of-the-Sith. Think he was a public figure like the gekko from those insurance commercials? Or maybe he was more like a sports or political figure where he had to sign stuff and hug babies. We'll never get a chance to find out so we might as well just muse on the idea! Either way check out this 100% cotton t-shirt showing off some old school poster action with everybody's favorite absentee father! The shirt is also a 30 single meaning it is way softer then hugging somebody in a biomechanical suit or even a regular shirt for that matter!

Mandalore! The greatest warriors in the Star Wars galaxy! Fun fact; Boba Fett was an adopted Mandalorian which would probably explain his violent nature. You see the planet Mandalore while nice and temperate is also brutal and desolate! Conditions like that spawn some very vicious people; people who know how to survive and how to look after oneself! It is no wonder that they have been a constant thorn in side of whatever current government runs the galaxy. They've worked with the Sith with the Republic and at the same time claimed everything to themselves. Opportunistic? You better believe it! Mandalorians believe themselves to be masters of the universe and they live to conquer and fight. You can't take that out of them! If you fancy yourself a Mandalorian then perhaps you should get down with this 100% cotton t-shirt finely emblazoned with a Mandalorian symbol. Boba Fett wants you to and so does Canderous Ordo!

The Clone Wars really seem a little silly in the grand scope of the Star Wars Universe. Two armies fighting each other at the behest of one person. That is pretty impressive but awfully manipulative don'tcha think? At least we know what happens to Emperor Palpatine; on the positive side of things at least the Clone Wars are really entertaining! Obi Wan and Grievous have a bit of a grudge match going on. I guess it is a fair fight when Obi Wan only has one lightsaber and Grievous has the option to quad-wield. A 100% cotton t-shirt celebrating the Clone Wars animated series and a must have for any young fan!

Wow Lego and Star Wars on a 100% cotton t-shirt with a 30 single count? That means that this shirt is not only extremely soft but a total blast from the past! Now Lego has gotten pretty big these days but they've been around a lot longer then just ten years! Lego loves to redo the old classics and this shirt is no exception. Look at all of our favorite Star Wars character done in the quirky style of Lego! Yoda Darth Vader Chewbacca and a Stormtrooper? Oh yeah sign me up! Why do I suddenly feel like playing with Lego? I'm going to painstakingly recreate the Battle of Endor piece by piece. Who wants to help?