Made from 100% Cotton this black t-shirt features a Green Lantern symbol shaped and formed by a mosaic of various alien species chosen to represent the Green Lantern Corps! Oh and they appear to be rendered in green glowing silhouettes (that aren't really glowing but appear to be. Just felt like clarifying). The Green Lantern Corps. is brought to life in the hit Green Lantern film starring Ryan Reynolds! This is like....seeing the aliens for the first time outside the comic book! Cool stuff! I wonder what they smell like?

He's coming right at you kids! The Green Lantern Double Punch Kids T-Shirt is a100% cotton quality black t-shirt featuring a big bright image of Hal Jordan the Green Lantern. He's wielding that ring of his against the naughty and protecting the Earth! If you can't make a nice green light construct for your upper body this Green Lantern t-shirt is a fine option until you get the GL ring.

Made from 100% Cotton this black t-shirt features the Green Lantern symbol in 3 dimensions! Well it's illustrated to look like it anyway. Taken from the hit Green Lantern film starring Ryan Reynolds this Green Lantern symbol is the symbol adorning all members of the Green Lantern Corps. wielders of the green-colored coalesced power of Will! And they focus this power through...rings! Cool!

Wham-bam-thank you ma'am! I would imagine that is what goes through your head while you get pounded by a giant green light construct fist. Probably get nice little green light construct stars or birdies flying around your head too. Man I think I would mess with people non stop if I had a Green Lantern ring. Much like the image on this 100% cotton Green Lantern Shades of Green T-Shirt it would be the last thing anybody could remember before my will-powered green train crashed into them! I'm not nearly as cool as Hal Jordan though that guy is the man! Hey that fancy Green Lantern movie is creeping around here some where....you should probably wear the Green Lantern Shades of Green T-Shirt when you go to see it. It's like putting a mirror in front of a bear!

Made from 100% Cotton this gray t-shirt features a classic Kirby-rendered image of the fabled Fantastic Four! Yeah! Slightly distressed even! This image was taken back when Stan the Man was plottin' and pontificatin' while Jack "King" Kirby was (obviously) pencilin' and projectin' (abstract art demi-gods from higher dimensions)! This was when freakin' "Dimension Gggggg" would open the hell up over New York and spill scissor-beaked children onto the common everyday bustling New Yorker. New Yorkers are made of sterner stuff but...not really equipped to handle something like that. Enter: The Fantastic Four! Thing beats the crap out of about 7500 of 'em Human Torch melts their feet to the sidewalk Invisible Woman creates microscopic solid particles in the invaders' brains causing multiple aneurisms and Mister Fantastic? He handles the leftovers with a gun the size of his...well the size of his his pet black hole Mickey....who's about 3 feet long and 7 feet high. Big gun!

Made from 100% cotton this cream colored t-shirt features an image based on the first story arc featured in the new Flash comic book series chronicling the adventures of a newly returned Barry Allen! Oh and it's a Brightest Day tie-in! Kinda. In the first arc of the new hit Flash series "Dastardly Death of the Rogues" Flash is accused of murdering...Mirror Master I think. Yeah so these future variations on the Rogues calling themselves the Renegades and actually upholding the law chase after the Flash and....just read it okay? Okay. Anyway here's a t-shirt featuring the new-old Flash gettin' it on with the Rogues and their possible future iterations. Yay.

The Batman Night Hero by Jim Lee Kids T-Shirt with it's stark silver-gray image of a vigilant Batman keeping an eye out for evil-doers gives you a realistic view of the day to day urban vigilante life: perching and waiting and waiting and perching. Unfortunately criminals are cowardly and superstitious and never ever on time! Prepare your young crime fighter for the city skyline stakeout with this quality 100% cotton black tee and... maybe a juice box. It's a long night in Gotham so..... you need a good tshirt.

With the Batman White Urban Kids T-Shirt we have a swirling night of fog and bats the bat signal calling Batman to action and...there he is standing watchfully over Gotham City. Oh my this youth sized tshirt has so much going on! This is a quality 100% cotton white t-shirt with a heck of a lot of Batman going on. One might say it's...the whole Bat-package! HAH!

Made from 100% Cotton this black t-shirt features the Angry Birds involved in a very familiar promotional graphic taken from a very well known film. Here's a hint: "Say hello to my little friend!" Ringing any bells? Okay you're too slow. It's Scarface baby! DUH! Tony Montana? Played by Al Pacino in that overbearing overdone Cuban accent!? Anyway what does this have to do with the Angry Birds video game? Well like Tony Montana the Birds are very destructive very aggressive and very very....ANGRY!!!!! See? And you didn't think there was any relevance. You're welcome!

Made from 50% Cotton and 50% Polyester this charcoal-gray heather t-shirt features a purposely distressed image of the various Angry Birds utilized in the destruction of green-colored pigs surrounding their hacked thatched distressed logo. I wonder...If I feed one will it...destroy my home? Set fire to my comic book collection? Chew through my car tires or disembowel my Aunt Ostanandra? Hmmm. I...I wouldn't feed it. Nope. Play the Angry Birds game wear the t-shirt...don't take one home.

I woke up this morning with an intense craving for wild bird eggs. I went on an expedition into the woods and found quite a few delectable eggs. Little did I know what type of fury I aroused. Now untold legions of birds pound my shoddily constructed fortress. I know it is only a matter of time before they get me or my house comes crashing down. Seriously I never knew! I thought I was doing the right thing in the morning by getting protein. They say it is the most important meal of the day! It probably wasn't helping that I wore this 100% cotton Angry Birds Pig Face T-Shirt. I feel like my attackers have some kind of special hatred reserved for me. At least I'll go out in style!

Made from 100% Cotton this black t-shirt features those ole' Angry Birds launching themselves at your pig-friendly structures begging for your submission or....the eyes of your children! AAAHHH! Anyway you play Angry Birds until you're blue. In the feet AND the face. Yep. You play it on your iSomethingrather until mom and pops demand you go back to school or at the very least...look up every once and a while. They're harsh taskmasters your parents.

It is party time...Excellent! Wayne's World...I mean SUPERMAN's world. How could I possibly forget? Forgetting about the Man of Steel over two rockers from Aurora...ugh..what was I thinking! Please 50% cotton 38% polyester 12% rayon Superman Party Time Triblend Junk Food T-Shirt forgive me for my transgression! I've been writing a lot and all of the pulp culture begins to congeal in the back of my head. High quality t-shirts from Junk Food help me keep what little sanity I have left though and this boldly soft(more than you can handle) t-shirt featuring Superman finally cutting loose is a well received reprieve. The Superman Party Time Triblend Junk Food T-Shirt is one of a kind t-shirt among mortal t-shirts. Probably has something to do with the effects of a yellow sun.

Thor is not known for his softness unlike this 100% cotton Thor Thunder Storm Junk Food T-Shirt. It bears his moniker but trades the god-imbued lightning for comfort and smoothness. Hey can't have it all! Lightning actually kind of stings a bit so it is best to be avoided for prolonged amounts of time. Thor is alright though considering he commands the bloody things and that hammer is a great grounding rod! You most likely don't want to be playing Golf with Thor would be my guess. This great t-shirt comes from Junk Food which was a t-shirt company founded in Asgard and then transplanted to our realm - how else can you explain the divinity of this t-shirt? Features a highly distressed image with a good old fashioned vintage feel! I bet this shirt has you speaking Ye Olde English already quite verily.

Man that second Death Star really burned a hole in the Empire's pocket. Sure that first one was completed in no time but when the Rebels blew it up the Empire still had loans to pay back. Not wanting to be outdone by a rabble of teenagers the Empire ordered the construction of a 2nd Deathstar. Unfortunately at this point their credit was ruined and they had to take several loans with interest through the roof! When the bank started knocking Darth Vader had to make the tough call of selling off his beloved Star of much Death-itude. Instead of pesky little fliers though he decided to go the route of extremely fine 50% polyester 50% cotton Star Wars Deathstar For Sale Junk Food T-Shirt! Junk Food is known the galaxy wide for some of the highest quality t-shirts ever made and the softness of this t-shirt is enough to get even the Emperor to wince a little bit.

Wow Spider Man...when did you decide to grow a pair? Guess you had enough of everybody always picking on you. Can't say that I really blame you...I would have flipped out a long time ago; just would've kept that Venom suit on because that thing was a tremendous alibi. Look at the bright side of things Spider Man at least a distressed image of you is placed on silky soft 50% cotton 50% polyester Spiderman Wants Some Junk Food T-Shirt! I'll even cut you a deal you can pretend to be all rough and tough; it'll work too because everybody has just been waiting for you to snap. This t-shirt comes crawling from quality t-shirt maker Junk Food meaning this is amazingly classy and of limited supply! Get it now before Mephisto makes a deal to wish it all away.

Darth Vader is a straight up Gangsta yo. It wasn't Coolio singing about living in a Gangsta's Paradise it was our man Darth Vader; Duke of the Dark Side King of the Sith Popcorn Playa Prime! You think the Death Star was a death dealing space station? Naw son it was originally suppose to be the galaxy's biggest piece of bling. It was that pesky Emperor who demanded some other function than impressing the ladies. Oh well. At least Darth Vader got a small measure of ego-inflating goodness with this Super Ewok Soft 60% cotton 25% polyester and 15% rayon Darth Vader Yo Junk Food Triblend T-Shirt. Sure it isn't the galaxy's biggest piece of bling but it is a high quality t-shirt a cut way above the rest. This shirt redefines the word soft which is exactly what Anakin Skywalker always hoped to attain(I think?). Coming from Junk Food this shirt is the absolute pinnacle in quality and supplies are limited!

Made from 50% cotton and 50% Polyester this dark charcoal heather-gray loose fitting t-shirt cut for junior-women features a purposely distressed black-washed image of Wonder Woman encircled by...a rainbow...that's surrounded by stars and...ugh. Oh and there's the Wonder Woman logo sitting on the rainbow ends! YAY! Wonder Woman's got her lasso! She's gonna'...lasso you! YAY! Now you'll feel compelled to tell her about the time you kicked a frog at your mother. Dirty girl! This Wonder Woman t-shirt is from famous t-shirt maker Junk Food meaning this tee is super-soft of the HIGHEST FREAKIN' QUALITY and...extremely limited. Seriously once we sell out your chances of finding these again are...super-slim to none.

Once again those boys over at epic t-shirt maker Junk Food have produced yet another sweet high quality product! The Batman Golden Age Triblend Junk Food T-Shirt is even above what we refer to as a 30 single t-shirt and is mind bogglingly soft. Made of 60% cotton 25% polyester and 15% rayon this t-shirt has a marbled black look and as previously stated this t-shirt is soft enough to cushion your soul for the harshness of Gotham City. Hey if you aren't careful that city will eat you up and spit you out! The old school image of Batman is great for you die hard fans and the highly distressed aspect of this t-shirt affirms it's powerful vintage origin. Seriously this shirt is like rolling into a casino with a stack of high society.

Who would have thought that the ladies would be into a superhero known for his command of willpower? That will power probably involves thinking about baseball....and then making a giant hard light construct of a baseball stadium! The ladies do like...flashy things and guys with a bit of confidence. Not too much or else you end up like Sinestro but just enough...like Green Lantern Hal Jordan! That guy gets all the ladies...and leaves most of them Star Sapphires. This great 50% cotton 50% polyester Green Lantern Green Light Junk Food T-Shirt is INSANELY soft and comes from ultra t-shirt maker Junkfood. That means this puppy is high quality and of limited supplies! There can only be like 2400 Green Lanterns at any given time and this shirt will not search out the next closest sentient being of sufficient qualities.

Captain America likes beating Naught-zees red faced people and shape changing sub surface dwellers. When a hard day's work is over he likes to relax with a nice cold frosty....chocolate sundae? What the heck! Oh wait I forgot that Captain America is one of those upstanding ethical code kind of guys and he's not going to be putting any sort of vile poisons in his system! Don't give him to much crap he's the designated driver for Tony Stark. That guy is a train wreck. The Captain America No Drugs Junk Food T-Shirt is a much higher quality(and softer) t-shirt than a normal t-shirt and features a highly distressed Captain America smashing the word 'drugs' into pieces. If only it was that easy!

The Flash...well...he gets around. Not really all that surprising for a fellow that can break the light barrier and/or vibrate into other dimensions. He likes to visit places like Paris Berlin New York and Sydney. What you thought it meant something else? Suppose it could mean that too but fear not. That suit acts like a full body sized prophylactic - which means it prevents disease and frostbite! You're still looking at me funny. I probably just don't get it. Maybe you care to pick up this 50% cotton 50% polyester Flash Get Around Globe Junk Food T-Shirt and you can make your own judgments without internet silliness. This t-shirt is ultra soft extremely high quality and comes from monolithic producer Junk Food! These t-shirts are rare and once they are out they are out for good!

Made from 100% cotton this kids Superman costume t-shirt is available in Juvenile sizes featuring a felt-filled Superman shield symbol a purposely distressed printed Superman belt and...turn it around....a screen-printed Superman cape! Cool! This Superman costume tee for the kiddies is from quality kids t-shirt makers Kids Republic. This means: It's high freakin' quality! The exemplary manufacturing is evident in the double-stitched collars and sleeves as well as the higher 30 Single thread-count fabric making this Superman costume tee softer than average!

I see the Batman is taking a far more radical approach to his costume with this freakin' awesome 100% cotton long sleeve t-shirt from Kids Republic. Batman was normally a champion of stealth and subtly but these days he wants to have a bit more flash! It is understandable that cursed movie the Matrix made everybody look so cool. That's a bit of a tangent but hey that is the nature of the beast! Who needs stealth when everybody is afraid of you? Let them see you coming and they'll run away with minimal effort. I wonder if they'll have this cape in the next Batman movie? One can only hope. This long sleeve t-shirt is 30 single (meaning it is really REALLY soft) and has sewn in thermal long sleeves! You know that is almost as cool as that cape!