Star Wars Distressed T-shirts
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Made from 50% Cotton and 50% Polyester this heather-blue t-shirt features an image of the Millennium Falcon strafing just below a purposely distressed Star Wars logo! Ah yes....the Millennium Falcon. It's the ship that made the White Castle Run in 43 particles...or something like that. Yeah so.....you like Star Wars. You like......fast starships. You like fast starships and you like Star Wars. Well then....male - adult$19.99
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Here's a 100% cotton soft navy blue t-shirt adorned with a yellow purposely distressed Star Wars logo! It's like...you've had it for a lot longer than you've really had it! It looks like.....you've been a fan of Star Wars since...uh....1991 and you've worn and washed the t-shirt so many times...because you're such a HUGE Star Wars fan! And why wouldn't you be? You've been a fan since 1991 for Pete's sake! This Star Wars t-shirt is a 30 Single tee made with a higher thread count making this a softer than average t-shirt!male - adult$21.99
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Remember all the cool Star Wars stuff you had when you were a kid? Well, now you can get a piece of it back in adult size! This officially licensed t-shirt features a distressed Star Wars logo for that perfect vintage look and feel. If you want to show off your love for the trilogy, this is the perfect shirt for you! Light Navy 100% Cotton Print is distressed for a vintage appeal Officially Licensed Standard Fit More Star Wars items: Star Wars Shirts Size Chartmale - adult$19.95
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We all loved Star Wars when we were kids, but sometimes we didn't get to show it off quite as much as we wanted to. Now that we're older, we can buy all that Star Wars stuff we could never afford back then, including this cool shirt! This officially licensed t-shirt features a distressed print of the Star Wars logo with an X-Wing flying right at you. Light Navy 100% Cotton Print is distressed for a vintage appeal Officially Licensed Standard Fit More Star Wars items: Star Wars Shirts Size Chartmale - adult$19.95
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A distressed version of my earlier design :) star wars, christopher walkenmale, female - adult$25.62
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Made from 100% Cotton this navy blue t-shift for juvenile-sized kids features four purposely distressed panels filled with 3 preeminent Star Wars meanies (and the Star Wars logo) rendered in light sensitive color changing UV-Ink! What's UV-Ink? Why it's a light responsive print allowing for a change of color when exposed to a sufficient light source. With this particular Star Wars t-shirt a few moments of exposure results in the appearance of bright colors replacing the once monochrome background. Darth Vader and Boba Fett are not fond of this. The Stormtrooper.....The Stormtrooper's pretty indifferent. He could go either way.male - child$15.99
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Made from 100% Cotton this soft light blue t-shirt features a purposely distressed image of 4 preeminent Star Wars heroes huddled together in the face of terrible terrible odds in the form of...mint chocolate chip ice cream. Yup. The Empire's been doing some experimenting; I mean with Stormtroopers' kill-shot ratios looking something like....1 kill for every 24000 rounds.....yeah it's time to upgrade. SO...sentient Mint Chocolate Chip ice cream. Uh....yeah that's all I got today. Anyway this cool Star Wars t-shirt is made with a higher 30 single thread count making it softer than the average t-shirt!male - adult$21.99
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The Force works in mysterious ways. It creates things and items it moves us to do the same and it once let me win a game of high stakes Poker being played for a treasure chest of those troll dolls from the early 1990s! That was one of the most intense parts of my life and I have the Force to thank for getting through it! I just wish I could wear this great 100% cotton Star Wars Retro Poster Jrs Womens Junk Food T-Shirt! I don't have that cute little hour glass figure - too much junk in the trunk! Any-who this t-shirt was created by those brainiacs over at Junk Food - those guys only make exceptional and extremely hard-to-find t-shirts! Purposely distressed and featuring an imposing image of Vader and some dogfighting X-Wings / TIE Fighters! Unfortunately once this t-shirt is gone it will probably be gone for good! That is unless the Emperor decides to start a 2nd run as a trap for the rebels.female - adult$27.99
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This is the highly distressed 50% cotton 50% polyester Star Wars Imperial Walkers Junk Food T-Shirt straight from the ol' Star Wars movies. The Imperial Walkers were utilized to traverse the landscape of hapless planets on mechanical legs. These fearsome Walkers are used by the Old Republic and the Galactic Empire for ground assault troop transport or mecha-hop scotch. Yes that is an official game played amongst the galaxy so don't question me! This CRAZY soft t-shirt comes from epic t-shirt maker Junk Food meaning that this t-shirt is of extremely high quality and very rare!male - adult$26.99
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Made from 100% Cotton this soft navy blue t-shirt features an ever-so-slightly distressed image of the Millennium Falcon escaping a very tenacious swarm of Imperial TIE Fighters attempting to lose a few by ducking under that giant floating Star Wars logo! And look! It's the Death Star! It's waiting for that giant Star Wars logo to....dissipate....so it can join in the pursuit! Of the Millennium Falcon! Since Han thought it would be a good idea to launch Ewoks at Imperial Death Star Window Washers! Ouch that was.....bad. Anyway this Star Wars t-shirt is produced with a 30 Single thread count making it softer than the average t-shirt!male - adult$21.99
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Star Wars Don't Taze Me Bro! T-Shirt is made from 60% cotton and 40% polyester and features a soft printing technique that gives the image a slightly distressed look! That's important when dealing with Star Wars shirts because everybody enjoys that vintage goodness. Our grandchildren's grandchildren will love Star Wars...the series is classic and everlasting! Unfortunately the Emperor himself was not classic or everlasting. Sure Vader tossed him down a hole but he stuck around for 10 years jumping through the bodies of clones. Hey it gave him more opportunities to zap people with force lightning and have them utter his favorite phrase 'Don't taze me bro!' Little does Luke Skywalker know is that the Emperor actually invented that internet meme so it may be quite some time before he relents. Might as well get this great Star Wars Don't Taze Me Bro! T-Shirt before it tries to turn us to the dark side!male - adult$21.99
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Made from 60% Cotton and 40% Polyester this heather-blue t-shirt for youth-sized kids features the Millennium Falcon along with some of its schematics strafing underneath a purposely distressed Star Wars logo! Yes much like you your child loves Star Wars. And he came across it on his own without any influence from you. Nope you had nothing to do with it. That person who placed the speaker on mommy's belly before Tommy was born then blasted the Star Wars soundtrack? Nope not you.male - child$16.99
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Made from 100% cotton this black t-shirt for youth-sized kids features a very slightly distressed image of the Millennium Falcon...getting the heck out of Dodge! I mean....that's the Death Star right? And there's...what like....10 TIE fighters on it's tail? Yeah there are a few X-Wings on there but....C'MON!!! The odds are terrible and the Millennium Falcon absolutely REFUSES to jump into hyperspace. Again. Punch it Chewie!!! Anyway cool Star Wars t-shirt for the younger Star Wars fan who likes stacked odds and temperamental starships!male - child$16.99
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Made from 90% Cotton and 10% Polyester this heather gray t-shirt features a purposely distressed illustrated montage based on a seminal scene taken from the second Star Wars film the Empire Strikes Back! Yep the Empire discovered the secret Rebel base residing on the mostly inhospitable planet Hoth.....And then they dropped those giant robotic all terrain walkers (AT-AT's) on 'em. Yep that's what you get for rebellin'! Anyway cool Star Wars T-Shirt paying homage to.....an absolute slaughter. Ugh.male - adult$19.99
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Made from 100% cotton this black t-shirt for youth-sized kids features a purposely distressed image starring 3 preeminent Star Wars characters and the denoted popular phrase spoken as a gesture of concern "May the Force be with you!" Yes it's Darth Vader Han Solo and Luke Skywalker smiling for the camera and hoping you....buy this t-shirt! YAY! So yeah.....cool vintage looking Star Wars t-shirt for children. Youth-sized children.male - child$16.99
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Made from 100% Cotton this soft hot-pink junior-womens t-shirt features a purposely distressed image of Chewbacca the Wookie along with Princess Leia's popular exclamation referring to what she would sink to BEFORE allowing Han Solo a kiss. Yeah funny scene from the second Star Wars film The Empire Strikes Back. Anyway this juniors-cut woman's t-shirt is perfect for fans of Star Wars Wookies letting potential paramours know that Wookies are in fact the competition and...yes Star Wars.female - adult$23.99
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Made from 60% Cotton and 40% Polyester this soft dark gray heather t-shirt features a purposely distressed Star Wars logo colored in red and blue horizon-type tones! That's right "horizon-type!" Anyway yeah...cool Star Wars t-shirt for fans of the celluloid space saga that changed the cultural landscape. Yup it surely did. Star Wars. Sure did like that one. Good movie. Good good movie. Liked that Chewbacca fella.' Anyway this quality Star Wars t-shirt is made from a higher 30 single thread count making it noticeably softer than the average t-shirt!male - adult$21.99
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Made from 100% Cotton this black t-shirt for youth-sized Star Wars fans features a Stormtrooper showing.....a little individuality. I think...I think this is what happens when someone plays Punk Rock very loudly into like a Stomtrooper cloning pod...or whatever the heck they hatch out of. Yeah so...this is what you get when that happens: a Stormtrooper thinking for himself and...by extension..."dressing" himself. Anyway this is a cool purposely distressed image on a t-shirt for youth-sized kids who might happen to like Star Wars at least....half as much as you do.male - child$16.99
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Made from 100% Cotton this soft silver colored t-shirt features a purposely distressed image of Admiral Ackbar commanding officer of the Rebel fleet placed under the denoted phrase for which he is most admired....."It's a Trap!" Yup. Anyway.......yeah he's a straight-laced alien character taken from the third Star Wars film hell bent on kicking some Empire @$$. Yup. Oh and he let's everyone know when the $hi# hits the fan be it on a space battleship or next to a mouse hole! He's the commanding officer so...it's his job. Anyway cool as cool can be t-shirt produced with a higher 30 Single thread count.male - adult$21.99
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Made from 100% Cotton this soft royal blue junior-women's t-shirt features a purposely distressed image of Han Solo and Princess Leia....smooching....underneath the denoted proclamation that someone (possibly Han Leia or the t-shirt wearer) only kisses Rebels! Because Han and Leia are members of the Rebellion! The good guys in the hit series of Star Wars films! So...it's a play on words! Anyway yeah....this one is for he ladies! That only kiss rebels! Like James Dean! Or Han Solo!female - adult$23.99
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Made from 50% Cotton and 50% Polyester this EXTREMELY soft heather brown t-shirt features a purposely distressed encircled image of C3-P0 and R2-D2 a pair of integral artificial characters taken from the hit series of Star Wars films! Oh and apparently they favor metal. Is this denoted proclamation sandwiching the illustration a reference to their personal musical preference? Or does it have to do with...a strong affection towards the primary material that grants them existence? Or both? Is this....a play on words? Hmmmm. Anyway yeah...great high quality Star Wars t-shirt that is EXTREMELY soft. It's a 30 Single meaning it's made with a higher thread count but...this Star Wars tee seems a heck of a lot softer than that. We're talking soft here which is very much unlike metal.male - adult$21.99
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Made from 100% Cotton this soft navy blue t-shirt features a slightly distressed image of 4 Stormtroopers.....considering something. Something important. Something about.....droids they were supposed to be on the lookout for. Sam the "brain" of the bunch was pretty sure he actually saw those droids on that last speeder. He remembers questioning the drivers but......the old guy seemed pretty convincing. They...they're weren't really the droids they were looking for. Anyway this Star Wars t-shirt showing a quartet of the Empire's finest is a made with a higher 30 Single thread count making it a softer than average tee.male - adult$21.99
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Oh it is so beautiful and much softer than normal t-shirts...it is the 100% cotton Star Wars Boba Fett Gun Paint 30 Single T-Shirt based on the galaxy's best bounty hunter ever! This t-shirt features a highly distressed image of our main man and the symbol of the mighty Mandlorians! Boba Fett is the best because he always keeps his mask on - that's what we like to call professional. He also leaves kittens in place of his captured prey! That's consideration. Anyways Boba Fett hails from the Mandalore clan which are essentially space Spartans. They thrive in combat and honor above all us! Not entirely sure if being digested slowly by the sarlacc pit is considered a 'glorious death'. Better than dying before Xerxes though I suppose.male - adult$21.99
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Made from 52% Cotton and 48% Polyester this soft navy-blue zip-up hoodie sweatshirt features the classic Star Wars logo rendered in a purposely distressed white outline! Where were you when the original Star Wars film hit the theaters? Well you were either residing in the Acropolis of Souls where the higher dimensional life force of beings resides until thrust into physical existence or you were like me...actually born into mortality but still pretty dang young. Uh....yep.. But you weren't too dang young that your pops couldn't drag you along to the theater and forcibly expand your mind into the realms of extremely realistic science fiction! AHHH! Anyway this hoodie is from famous t-shirt maker Junk Food so we're talking increased softness an EXTREMELY limited print run and just...just exemplary manufacturing all around.male - adult$67.99



