Oh good for you! I speaka Da engrish too! Now we can speaka da engrish to eachother with our cool engrish tee's on!

Made from 100% Cotton this cream off-white t-shirt feature a classic purposely distressed image of good old Green Lantern projecting the words to the Green Lantern Oath with his trusty Oan Power Ring! That's right Green Lantern wants every member of the GL Corps. regardless of race to be able to read the Oath in English Earth-speak. Not sure why but...I suppose English is still the universal language! HAH! Ahem. Anyway this Green Lantern tee is from famous t-shirt maker Junk Food meaning it's super-soft of the highest make and EXTREMELY LIMITED!

Thor is not known for his softness unlike this 100% cotton Thor Thunder Storm Junk Food T-Shirt. It bears his moniker but trades the god-imbued lightning for comfort and smoothness. Hey can't have it all! Lightning actually kind of stings a bit so it is best to be avoided for prolonged amounts of time. Thor is alright though considering he commands the bloody things and that hammer is a great grounding rod! You most likely don't want to be playing Golf with Thor would be my guess. This great t-shirt comes from Junk Food which was a t-shirt company founded in Asgard and then transplanted to our realm - how else can you explain the divinity of this t-shirt? Features a highly distressed image with a good old fashioned vintage feel! I bet this shirt has you speaking Ye Olde English already quite verily.

What the world needs now is love, sweet love. Eh. Maybe. But what the world really needs now is loot, sweet loot. So we at Headline Shirts propose that from now on, all of English-speaking society should substitute the word "loot" for "love." Make no mistake, this will be a massive undertaking. Just think of all the pop songs, movies, public monuments and sappy greeting cards that use the term love. All of them will need to be changed. The expression "Love thy neighbor" will now be "Loot thy neighbor." Love Park in Philadelphia will become Loot Park. The song "All You Need Is Love" will have to be re-recorded to say "All You Need Is Loot." (Who';s going to do that? Ringo?) But even with all these technical challenges, we think it';s totally worth it. We need to get into a "looting" frame of mind. (And not just when the Lakers win the championship.) We must never forget: Loot conquers all!

There';s no shortage of great JFK quotes. The guy was basically a walking commemorative plate. But it';s one of his famous verbal blunders that we like. "Ich bin ein Berliner." Or, in English, "I am a jelly dounut." Sure, experts have since ruined our fun -- technically what he said could be considered "correct" -- but who cares? To us, it';s as much a part of our folklore as George Washington chopping the cherry tree or Dick Cheney shooting his friend in the face. (Wait, that one really did happen.) Of course, Kennedy';s gaff would not be the only verbal miscue for a US president speaking in Berlin. Twenty-four years later, President Ronald Reagan famously declared, "Mr. Gorbechev, tear down this wienerschnitzel!"

"Let ThinkGeek help you prepare for your anime pilgrimage to Tokyo. For the uninitiated, Japan is like a futuristic otaku Disneyland with beer vending machines. But... you may need some language skillz and ThinkGeek has a fine shirt to assist with your schooling. You probably have heard that Japanese is a difficult language to master... however we have it on good authority from Timmy (the faithful ThinkGeek monkey mascot) that Japanese is easier to learn than Leetspeak. Timmy speaks Japanese and Leet perfectly... but sadly we can't seem to understand his English. Here is the secret skinny from Timmy; many handy Japanese words are actually borrowed from English but changed slightly to match the syllable sounds of the Japanese language. Now take a closer look at the Japanese for Beginners shirt. It provides all the useful Japanese words you may need in an easy to pronounce and accurate format. Amazing eh? Don't thank us, just send lots of Japanese biru... and remember the Japanese word f