Seinfeld T-shirts

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  • Don Vito's Oilve Oil Co. - if you want to advertise for Genco... please purchase this Genco Olive Oil Tshirt
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    $20.00
  • Who do I work for? Um... ..Vandelay Inds. ...They do importing and exporting!
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    $20.00
  • I'm going global Jerry! Best internship of my life.
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    $20.00
  • "Dont know what to give your boss and co-workers for the holidays? Consider a ""donation"" to a made up charity! They will never know and you don't have to dig in to your pocket!Due to his unconscionable cheapness, George Constanza found yet another way to save money after receiving a gift donation certificate from Tim Whatley. Instead of exchanging Christmas gifts (per normal custom) with his co-workers, when George was given a gift he in turn gave his co-worker a card stating that a donation had been made in their name to a charity called ""The Human Fund"" (with the slogan ""Money For People""), when in fact this organization didn't exist. George had fabricated The Human Fund to get out of having to spend money on gifts. Kruger (played by Daniel von Bargen), is told by his accounting department that his company needed to donate some money (for tax purposes). Kruger subsequently gives George a company check for $20,000 and tells him to give it to The Human Fund. The accounting depart
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    $14.99
  • "This shirt is from ""The Fusilli Jerry"" Episode (107) This was the 21st episode of the 6th season. At the Department of Motor Vehicles office, Kramer receives someone else's vanity plates which reads ""ASSMAN"". Kramer believes that the real owner is a proctologist. He tells Jerry and George that if they ever meet a proctologist at a party, they should stand nearby to be assured of hearing a funny story that will inevitably end with someone claiming ""It was a million-to-one shot, Doc"". Kramer loves his new plate and now assumes the identity of The ASSMAN. Kramer, the ""Assman"", starts dating Sally, his new big-butted girlfriend. later that episode, Frank needs to go to the proctologist, he goes along with Kramer. Kramer spots a picture on the wall of the doctor's office portraying the doctor's boat with the name ""ASSMAN"" on it. Kramer asks the proctologist if his recently renewed license plates had perhaps been mixed up with someone else's and whether he is the ""assman""; the d
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    $14.99
  • "George Costanza ""The Jerk Store"" T-Shirt. This shirt is based on the episode call ""The Comeback"" The 147th episode, or the 13th episode of the 8th season. George Costanza uses the term ?jerk store? as a part of a comeback to one of his coworkers at the New York Yankees named Reilly (Joel Polis). When Reilly catches George stuffing himself with shrimp cocktail at a meeting, Reilly remarks: ""Hey George, the ocean called; they're running out of shrimp."" Slow-witted George cannot think of a comeback until later, while driving to the tennis club to meet Jerry. His comeback is: ""Oh yeah, Reilly? Well, the Jerk Store called, and they're running out of you."" George suffers from l'esprit de l'escalier and becomes obsessed with recreating the encounter so that he can make use of his comeback. Jerry, Elaine and Kramer disapprove of ""jerk store"" as a comeback mainly because ""there are no jerk stores."" Elaine suggests, ""Your cranium called. It's got some space to rent."" Jerry offers,
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    $19.99
  • "Hello, Jerry," grumbled the voice from the doorway. Nude from the waist up, Jerry drew a deep breath. He had been training for this moment for weeks. He listened intently, waiting for his opponent to enter his threshold -- his domain, if you will. For when that moment arrived, Jerry would be well within his legal rights to defend himself in his own home, by any means necessary. "Jerry?" The sound of shuffling feet. Jerry smiled wide. His nostrils flared. "Hello, Newman," Jerry whispered, and reached for his Nunchaku. This would be last time.
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    $18.50
  • Get this gift pack for your friend who wears a frilly white pirate shirt, has the soup nazi's autograph, and won't eat the muffin stump. This gift pack includes: The Jerk Store Called (navy tshirt) Is Anyone Here A Marine Biologist? (gray tshirt) Human Fund 5K (black tshirt) Please select the size below. Please note that all three shirts will be the same size. FOR FREE SHIPPING, ENTER "GREATGIFT" AT CHECKOUT.
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    $40.00
  • Your cranium called. It's got some space to rent. The zoo called. You're due back by six.
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    $16.00
  • Description This George Costanza Shirt features the Seinfeld character from the episode where he has to move back in with his parents because he is out out of work. He bumps into a woman on the street and she is amazed at how perfect his hands are, launching his hand modeling career. His career only lasted an hour.
    male - adult
    $9.99
  • Description This Seinfeld shirt shows George Costanza and the last name Cartwright. The episode titled The Chinese Restaurant featured a maitre d' who took a call for George Costanza but called out "Cartwright" instead. George missed his call and confronted the maitre d' who claimed he said Costanza despite repeating the word Cartwright.
    male - adult
    $22.00
  • Description This Happy Festivus Shirt is paying homage to the holiday created by Frank Costanza on Seinfeld. The shirt has a picture of a Festivus pole.
    male - adult
    $22.00
  • Description This No Soup For You shirt features the quote made famous in the 116th episode of Seinfeld by Yev "The Soup Nazi" Kassem.
    male - adult
    $20.00
  • A very funny tee featuring the co-creator of Seinfeld!100% heavyweight cotton T-shirt
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    $19.99
  • Description In the Seinfeld episode "The Maid", George decides that his name has taken him as far as he can go with it. He wants the nickname T-Bone. Sadly for George, T-Bone is given to a coworker. When George explains to his coworker that he was supposed to be T-Bone he becomes very animated and flails his arms like a monkey. Kruger gives George the nickname KOKO. They eventually present him with this shirt, with KOKO printed on the back. The back of the shirt is not double zero, it's oo, as in oo oo ah ah, the sound that monkeys make. Did you know that one of the girls down at the maid service is named KOKO? That girl's alright.
    male - adult
    $26.00
  • Description This Puddy's Auto Repair shirt features the logo for Jerry Seinfeld's mechanic and Elaine's on and off boyfriend. Yeah, that's right.
    male - adult
    $20.00
  • Description This Seinfeld shirt features George Costanza and his self given nick name "T-Bone". Unfortunately for George the name didn't stick and he ended up with the nickname KOKO because he moved his arms around like a monkey.
    male - adult
    $20.00
  • Description This #1 Dad shirt is the same worn by Jerry's Dad Morty and later the Dominicans (posing as Cuban cigar rollers) in the Seinfeld episode The English Patient.
    male - adult
    $20.00
  • Description This World's Greatest Dad shirt is the same was worn by Izzy Mandelbaum after he sees Jerry's Dad Morty wearing a #1 Dad shirt in the the Seinfeld episode The English Patient.
    male - adult
    $20.00
  • Inspired by the TV show Seinfeld, get this funny Vandelay Industries t-shirt today. Makers of Fine Latex Products.
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    $12.95
  • Inspired by the TV show Seinfeld, get this Soup Nazi No Soup for You t-shirt today.
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    $12.95
  • The TV show Seinfeld inspired this t-shirt - Festivus for the Rest of Us. Get this t-shirt today.
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    $12.95
  • Description This Seinfeld Master Of My Domain shirt features the title given to George after he won "the contest".
    male - adult
    $9.99
  • Description This Seinfeld shirt features Kramer in a Calvin Klein-esque advertisement. When he discovered that Calvin Klein had stolen his idea for a perfume that smelled like the beach, Kramer claimed he could have been a "Fragrance Millionaire".
    male - adult
    $9.99

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