I wish I could go out tonight... but I gotta stay in with my better half ...I'm Retired now! Instead of making up a lie why you gotta go home...just wear this shirt instead! They'll get it...

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"Retired Near A Bathroom T-Shirt. Exclusively from Bewild.com, these new tee?s feature hard-core sayings that say it all. From ?Trust Me I'm A Doctor? to ?Thats Mr. Asshole To You?. How about a t-shirt that says ?I Scored High On My Drug Test? Our short sleeve t-shirts are made from a 100% fully machine washable cotton/poly blend for a cool and comfortable fit every time. On the front of this shirt it says ""Retired. Now I Can Do What I Want (As Long As It's Near A Bathroom)""."

Retired. Now I Can Do What I Want (As Long As It's Near A Bathroom), You will be able to picture yourself walking anywhere in this White Hooded 50/50 Sweatshirt. Designed for warmth and durability the 7.5 ounce, 50/50 blend fleece fabric with double-ply hood provides protection from a blinding snow storm at the North Pole or from blowing sand in the Mojave Desert. This hooded sweat is versitility plus. The convenient pouch pocket keeps hands warm or holds a water bottle. The matching drawstring and metal grommets on the hood make sure it stays where it belongs. The set-in sleeves, ribbed cuffs and banded bottom all keep this shirt together in a way that makes durability its middle name.

"Retired Leave Me Alone T-Shirt. Exclusively from Bewild.com, these new tee?s feature hard-core sayings that say it all. From ?Lick Here For Full View? to ?Skanky white-trailer trash?. How about a t-shirt that says ?Dip me in Chocolate and throw me to the lesbians?? Our short sleeve ""Retired Leave Me Alone"" t-shirts are made from a 100% fully machine washable cotton/poly blend for a cool and comfortable fit every time."

Retired Leave Me Alone, You will be able to picture yourself walking anywhere in this Black Hooded 50/50 Sweatshirt. Designed for warmth and durability the 7.5 ounce, 50/50 blend fleece fabric with double-ply hood provides protection from a blinding snow storm at the North Pole or from blowing sand in the Mojave Desert. This hooded sweat is versitility plus. The convenient pouch pocket keeps hands warm or holds a water bottle. The matching drawstring and metal grommets on the hood make sure it stays where it belongs. The set-in sleeves, ribbed cuffs and banded bottom all keep this shirt together in a way that makes durability its middle name.

Retired Leave Me Alone, You will be able to picture yourself walking anywhere in this Black Hooded 50/50 Sweatshirt. Designed for warmth and durability the 7.5 ounce, 50/50 blend fleece fabric with double-ply hood provides protection from a blinding snow storm at the North Pole or from blowing sand in the Mojave Desert. This hooded sweat is versitility plus. The convenient pouch pocket keeps hands warm or holds a water bottle. The matching drawstring and metal grommets on the hood make sure it stays where it belongs. The set-in sleeves, ribbed cuffs and banded bottom all keep this shirt together in a way that makes durability its middle name.

Retirement T-Shirts - Retired Leave Me Alone Mens T-Shirt. Tired of the same old crap day after day? Do you just want to kick back, relax and enjoy your retirment? Get this shirt and let everyone know to leave you the heck alone! This t-shirt makes a great gift for the retired person in your life. Pack your bags, move to florida and get one of these shirts!

"I'm Retired But I work As A Part Time Pain In The Ass Men's T-Shirt. Exclusively from Bewild.com, these new t-shirt?s feature hard-core sayings that say it all. From ?Lick Here For Full View? to ?Skanky white-trailer trash?. How about a tee that says ?I'm Retired But I work As A Part Time Pain In The AssOur short sleeve ""I'm Retired But I work As A Part Time Pain In The Ass"" t-shirts are made from a 100% fully machine washable cotton/poly blend for a comfortable fit every time."

"If Kramer can move into the Del Boca Vista retirement community, then so can we! Free Willard tip calculators for every resident. A fun tshirt for Seinfeld fans. Small text reads: ""Where older people go to die."" This quality t-shirt is khaki sand tee with orange print. Enjoy!"

Del Boca Vista T-Shirt :: The Retirement Community From Seinfeld. That's where my parents are gonna go to live! So finally after months of deliberation the Seinfled's decide to pack up and move to Boca Raton. Soon to follow Kramer will also move to Del Boca Vista to join his fellow retirees where older people go to die! Kramer eventualy runs for condo board president of Del Boca Vista, but has a fall out with the condo's chamber, so he does some good PR in the Boca Breeze, which was to Del Boca Vista's gossip news paper. So may season 9 memories, yet this was the best long live del boca vista!

Tired of the same old crap day after day? Do you just want to kick back, relax and enjoy your retirment? Get this shirt and let everyone know you are her for one reason and one reason only.. to drive ur old lady crazy!! This t-shirt makes a great gift for the retired person in your life. Pack your bags, move to florida and get one of this shirt!

Retirement Sweatshirts - Retired Leave Me Alone Hoodie. Tired of the same old crap day after day? Do you just want to kick back, relax and enjoy your retirment? Get this shirt and let everyone know you are her for one reason and one reason only.. to drive ur old lady crazy!! This Hoodie makes a great gift for the retired person in your life. Pack your bags, move to florida and get one of this sweatshirt!

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Considered by most the greatest middle linebacker of all time- he was without question as intimidating a player as ever took the field. Honor his ferocious legacy with this Dick Butkus Chicago Bears Retired Great Profile T-Shirt. Easy care- durable wear Officially licensed by the NFL

As part of the legendary Steel Curtain defense- he terrorized running backs and receivers alike. Remember him now with this Jack Lambert Pittsburgh Steelers Retired Great Profile T-Shirt *Easy care- durable wear *Officially licensed by the NFL Easy care- durable wear Officially licensed by the NFL

Forever remembered by Broncos fans for The Drive- he won two Super Bowls along with more regular season games than any other QB in history. Honor him now with this John Elway Denver Broncos Retired Great Profile T-Shirt. Easy care- durable wear Officially licensed by the NFL

Nobody threw for more yards and created more thrills than the Dolphins' spectacular #13. Celebrate his awesome legacy with this Dan Marino Miami Dolphins Retired Great Profile T-Shirt. Easy care- durable wear Officially licensed by the NFL

Raiders fans will always remember his supreme combination of power and speed- and now you can celebrate his legacy with this Bo Jackson Los Angeles Raiders Retired Great Profile T-Shirt. Easy care- durable wear Officially licensed by the NFL

Retired Numbers Know Your History T-Shirt

This Hyde Park Goddess t shirt is da bomb diggity. If you live in Hyde Park and consider yourself to be a goddess.

My tribute to some of the great iconic vehicles of 80's entertainment. Waterbased ink for that super-soft vintage feel.

My tribute to some of the great iconic vehicles of 80's entertainment. Waterbased ink for that super-soft vintage feel.