This is an officially licensed Family Guy product. Can't pick your favorite Family Guy character? Well we've got the perfect t-shirt for the indecisive, with the entire town of Quahog. One of the few Family Guy episodes where the whole town of Quahog suffers from Peter's bumbling mishaps is in I Never Met the Dead Man. Peter has knocked out cable TV for the entire town and blames it on Meg to avoid the wrath of the town's angry mob. A very memorable moment is when Tom Tucker announces that TV is no longer working: "Because of an accident at the Quahog Cable Company all television transmission will be out for an undetermined amount of time. Of course, no one can see this news program so it doesn't really matter what we say. I'm the Lord Jesus Christ. Think I'll go get drunk and beat up some midgets. How about you Diane?"

This is an officially licensed Family Guy product. T-shirt has image of Peter wearing a t-shirt saying "Quahog." He has long hair and is wearing sunglasses giving him a 'hippy' kinda look.Random Peter quote: "Now, kids, I don't want your mom to worry. When she worries, she says things like "I told you so" and "Stop doing that, I'm asleep." So, I just gonna tell a little lie. Now not a word to your mom about me getting canned." - from Family Guy episode Death Has a Shadow.

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Re-Elect Adam West T-Shirt Re-Elect Adam West Quahog Mayor. Unless you&#39re a commie. You&#39re not a commie are you?Show your support for Rhode Island&#39s favorite mayor and get this t-shirt today.

Peter and the Giant Chicken have been going at it for years now. Finally a rematch for the Quahog title and you can have a shirt from this historic event. This is a licensed Family Guy product.Adult - Heather Grey 100% Cotton T-ShirtThe t-shirt being modeled is an Adult Medium.

"Prefer your shellfish inebriated? Then order this officially licensed ""Family Guy"" t-shirt featuring the logo of the gang's favorite watering hole. The front of the tee bears the legend, ""The Drunken Clam - Quahog, Rhode Island."" Cream 100% Cotton Officially Licensed Standard Fit More Family Guy items: Family Guy Merchandise"

"That's one mugshot you won't see on TMZ! This black ""Family Guy"" t-shirt the rap sheet on Stewie Griffin, Quahog's Most Wanted. The list of charges reads as follows: ""Civil disobedience, Attempted matricide, Possession of illegal death ray, Conspiracy to invade Europe, Dumping toxic diaper waste."" Black 100% Cotton Officially Licensed Standard Fit More Family Guy items: Family Guy Merchandise"

"Peter Griffin doesn't take kindly to being handed a bad coupon! This hilarious ""Family Guy"" t-shirt parodies the famous gray Rocky vs. Clubber Lang ""Rematch of the Century"" tee. The shirt features opposing pictures of Peter Griffin and Ernie the Giant Chicken with the text, ""Pawtucket Patriot Brewery Presents: Main Event- REMATCH Extra Heavweight No Holds Barred. Peter Griffin vs. Giant Chicken. Quahog Championship Title. Freakin' Sweet."" Heather Gray 100% Cotton Officially Licensed Standard Fit More Family Guy items: Family Guy Merchandise Size Chart"

"Who needs kindergarten when you've got ""Family Guy?"" Finally, all of the priceless lessons imparted by the classic comedy series have been collected on a single t-shirt.The included kernels of wisdom are as follows: ""A Quahog is a clam. Dogs and babies can talk, listen to them. Death is no good with the ladies. Nudists are people too. When you're beautiful, doors magically open for you. The dinosaurs died out because you touch yourself. Don't take coupons from giant chickens. Greased up guys are impossible to catch. Don't accept pop-cicles from weird old men. Evil monkeys aren't as evil as they seem. Pimples, however are very evil. Purgatory isn't great, but it isn't bad either. Everything works out if you do whatever you want. Don't trust people in checkered suits. Don't buy volcano insurance. You can't eat a stapler. Don't do 'Toad.' TV is freakin' sweet. Petitions actually work."" Blue 100% Cotton Officially Licensed Standard Fit More Family Guy items: Family Guy Merchandise"

Where does a Family Guy go to escape the family? If he's in Quahog, RI the choice is obvious: The Drunken Clam! The establishment may be fictional, but the shirt is real and can be yours.