Primate Scream 3 colours and t-shirt base colour ape, graphic, mammal, monkey, primate, scream

Bush Evolution T-Shirt White T-shirt has the evolution of man with an image of George Bush as the first primate. 100 percent preshrunk heavyweight cotton, hand-dyed and silk-screen printed. Happlife

"Online Exclusive! Youll look good wearing this Scar Ape tee, but we cant guarantee that youre going to look as good as the distinguished primate in the grayed-out graphic. Awesomely coiffed hair matches his retro glasses and skinny tie, for a super classy look thats pretty hard to beat. The only bits of color on the body come from the red Fyasko logo, and matching pocket square. Probably used for drying the eyes of every lady-ape heart that he breaks while traveling around the world. Pre-shrunk, soft black body. Tagless inside the neck. Blank, unmarked back. Regular fit tee (modern). 18.5"" shoulder, 28.5"" length. Size medium shown and measured."

"The malevolent Evil Monkey living in Chris Griffin's closet is the star of this officially licensed ""Family Guy"" t-shirt. The mysterious primate first appeared in the episode ""Dammit Janet!"" Your friends won't believe this tee is real until they see you wear it! Black 100% Cotton Officially Licensed Standard Fit More Family Guy items: Family Guy Merchandise Size Chart"

"Got malicious primates hiding in your room? Then this ""Family Guy"" t-shirt featuring Chris Griffin's worst fear may be a valuable addition to your wardrobe... If you're brave enough to hang it up in there! Maybe you should buy one for the monkey... he may not be as evil as he seems. Brown 100% Cotton Officially Licensed Standard Fit More Family Guy items: Family Guy Merchandise"

Just own it, already. We can cover it up with technology, sophisticated language and chest wax, but the fact is, we';re only 2 percent genetically different from this guy. A few chromosomes this way, and suddenly we';re all climbing trees and dining on termites. All the global human dominance in the world can';t hide it. In the grand view, we';re all just tailless primates. And it makes perfect sense when you think about it. Just look at the similarities. Conflict and peacekeeping, medicinal plant usage, Robin Williams. The list goes on and on. So next time you get down on yourself, step back and get a little perspective. You';re a very highly functioning chimp! Now go put on that monkey suit and get back to work.

Dan Brown';s highly anticipated new novel hit a snag on Tuesday when the "Da Vinci Code" author realized that the 50 monkeys he purchased to write the novel were, in fact, vicious baboons. According to one of Brown';s human assistants, the author realized the error within seconds of opening the first crate. "You can pretty much tell the difference right away," said the assistant. "The monkeys that Dan normally uses like the ones who wrote ';Da Vinci Code'; are placid, even friendly. But right away this thing tried to rip his face off. And once he saw the shackles well that';s when things really got ugly." Fortunately Brown was able to subdue the crazed primate with a tranquilizer dart and suffered only minor injuries. A corrected shipment of monkeys is being rushed to Brown';s basement, where they will be chained to typewriters and fed a diet of leaves, insects and psychological abuse until they collectively produce a best-selling novel.

You bet your life the banana’s loaded… with a raving primate-alist! gorilla, primate, banana, cartoon, jvz designs, jayveezed, humour, funny, ape

You gotta love a primate with attitude.

You gotta love a primate with attitude. animal, funny, gorilla, ausven

But it’s supposed to be a monkey. vector, animal, monkey, funky, grunge, cool, monkeys, splatter, primate, ape, dripping, drip, gradient, drippy, gollum, thinks, old, graffiti, fun, green

This freaky little monkey is so hideous he wears a paper bag on his head. Whatever you do, don’t make fun of him, or he’ll bite your pretty little face off. monkey, ape, primate, crazy, insane, bag, sack, blood, mad, cartoon

"This shirt is for coders like ours here at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ who embrace their monkey-ness. Who climb to the tops of the tallest trees to announce it to the world. Who go bananas for some good code. In terms of the Jargon File definition, we're talking about definitions 2 and 3. We dream of a day when 1 is no longer in use. code monkey: n A person only capable of grinding out code, but unable to perform the higher-primate tasks of software architecture, analysis, and design. Mildly insulting. Often applied to the most junior people on a programming team. Anyone who writes code for a living; a programmer. A self-deprecating way of denying responsibility for a management decision, or of complaining about having to live with such decisions. As in ""Don't ask me why we need to write a compiler in COBOL, I'm just a code monkey."" Of course, it's easy to embrace your simian side when your have Timmy as your mascot. More difficult for many corporate codemonkeys, probably. You pro

Officially-licensed Portal 2 gear! Thank you for your interest in working with Wheatley Laboratories. We are now hiring for the following positions: Maintenance Engineers (for fixing up the facility) Tour Guides Primate Care Technicians Support-Services Coordinators for Monitors for the Homeless, our community outreach division In addition, an exciting position has unexpectedly opened up: assistant to the guy in charge of the neurotoxin release button. All applicants for this particular position must have previous experience resolving button-based disputes. U.S. accent preferred. Wheatley Laboratories (with Aperture faintly visible in the background) printed in off-white glow-in-the-dark ink on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt. Note that this shirt is softer and slightly more fitted than our normal shirts..

I know that when I used to go into arcades, it was common to see a column of developing primates lined up in front of the cabinets. I don't know what it was like where you lived.  100% cotton heavyweight t-shirt available in Navy or Pine. Evolution man design on the front in white, Penny Arcade logo on the back in white.  Also available as: Women's Tee, Hoodie

I know that when I used to go into arcades, it was common to see a column of developing primates lined up in front of the cabinets. I don't know what it was like where you lived.  Cotton blend pullover hoodie in Navy. Evolution man design on the front in white.  Also available as: Men's Tee, Women's Tee