Original Wanna Pet My Puppy Humor Tan TShirt. Features a cute puppy and reads, 'Wanna Pet My Puppy?' 100% Cotton.
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My Pet Zombie - The girls we know don't want kittens,ponies or even unicorns. They want their very own pet zombie. Who wouldn't want their own flesh eating pet to hangout with? This tee is printed for girls only on a grass green classic American Apparel girl tee. $23.00
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Dumb and Dumber references never die. Unlike birds, and other assorted creatures, whose existences are kept in limbo, due to duct-tape. And blindness. You know.
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100% COTTON HIGH QUALITY PRE SHRUNK MACHINE WASHABLE TEE SHIRT.
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Hey Sally! Who's your new fr... Oh my God! Get him away! No! Stop that! Sally, he's gnawing on my head! Make him sto... urgh! BRAINS!!!
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This Goofy t-shirt features Mickey Mouse's lovable pet dog.
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This Sesame Street t-shirt features a graphic of Oscar the Grouch in his trash can with a sign hanging from the trash can that reads SCRAM. Slimey, Oscar's friend and pet worm is pictured in front of the trash can.
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This Sesame Street t-shirt features a picture of Slimey, Oscar the Grouch's pet and best friend.
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Whether lounging at home or in the midst of battle, you should never leave your friendly feline behind. Like most war cats, though, its curiosity may end up killing something. This feline's ferocity is matched only by its keen sense of style, so show your support for your beloved pet!
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BEARS! They are godless killing machines. Stephen Colbert taught me this. Thanks Mr. Colbert. I could have easily walked right up to pet one.
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FEA: WATCHMEN MOVIE OZYMANDIAS SPLATTER LIGHT BLUE T-SHIRT From FEA we have the Watchmen Movie Ozymandias Splatter Light Blue T-Shirt. (A Little Ozymandias Fact) Adrian Veidt was formely the superhero Ozymandias, drawing inspiration from his hero Alexander the Great. At the start of Watchmen he has retired to devote his attention to the running of his own enterprises. Ozymandias was directly based on Peter Cannon, Thunderbolt, whom Moore had admired for using his full brain capacity as well as possessing full physical and mental control. Veidt is believed to be one of the smartest men on the planet, and is often accompanied by his genetically-engineered pet Bubastis. Richard Reynolds noted that by taking initiative to "help the world", Veidt displays a trait normally attributed to villains in superhero stories, and in a sense he is the "villain" of the series. Gibbons noted "One of the worst of his sins is kind of looking down on the rest of humanity, scorning the rest of humanity." T-
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JINX WORLD OF WARCRAFT HUNTER CLASSS BLACK T-SHIRT From Jinx we have the World of Warcraft Hunter Class t-shirt. Since any beast can be tamed by a skilled Hunter, choosing pets for this shirt was not easy. We made every attempt to cover the three aspects of a good pet: Tigers for their speed of attack, Bears for their value as a meat shield, and the bird, who's level of annoyance can cause even a PvP veteran to lose their cool. This World of Warcraft Hunter Class t-shirt is based on the hit online video game. SIZE CHART WIDTH HEIGHT S 17" 28"M 19" 29"L 21" 30"XL 23" 31"XXL 25" 33"3XL 27" 34"4XL 28" 34.5"
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By: Alternative Apparel. Kimora Lee Simmons designed this tee... It's a cute little cat sitting at the foot of a big, wild, tree... Watch out when you pet the cat though... I hear she tends to get a little bit "swipey" with her claws. Natural 100% Organic Cotton Babydoll Tee
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By: Heavy Rotation. On Fridays Samuya liked to play sitar for her pet deer Bambi. Bambi never had the heart to tell her she really sucked at the sitar, and eventually she had to "accidentally" break it. They karaoke on Fridays now. Natural 100% Cotton Tee with a Multi-Color Print.
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By: PalmerCash. One day in Pamplona I was bored, and didn't know what I should do with myself. There was a bullfight, so I decided to check it out... see what the locals were so transfixed by. I also had a couple of hits of acid lying around, and thought... that might be fun. Seven hours later I woke up in a gutter, wearing the matador's hat and carrying his sword. I also was mysteriously holding a leash that was attached to my new pet bull. Whoa. Bullfights on acid. That was interesting. Vintage Red 100% Cotton Tee with White Print
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By: PalmerCash. One day in Pamplona I was bored, and didn't know what I should do with myself. There was a bullfight, so I decided to check it out... see what the locals were so transfixed by. I also had a couple of hits of acid lying around, and thought... that might be fun. Seven hours later I woke up in a gutter, wearing the matador's hat and carrying his sword. I also was mysteriously holding a leash that was attached to my new pet bull. Whoa. Bullfights on acid. That was interesting. Vintage Red Ultra Soft 100% Cotton Shirt with White Print
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By: Goodie Two Sleeves. I remember my time at the ranch fondly... There were Ferris Wheels, Merry Go Rounds, Petting Zoos, and the Cotton Candy flowed like wine. Then later in the evening, things took a turn for the weird. I don't really like to talk about it. Ask Haim and Feldman, they were there. Light Blue 100% Cotton T-Shirt with Multi-Color Print
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Inspired by his pet mouse and some coins, a cultural icon was born. This shirt is a tribute to all artists and envisionaries and how they can be influenced by their environment.
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100% COTTON HIGH QUALITY PRE SHRUNK MACHINE WASHABLE TEE SHIRT. FEATURING YOUR FAVORITE STONE AGED KIDS PEBBLES & BAM BAM AND THEIR PET DINO.
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