Listen, Captain, all this nautical mumbo jumbo you';ve been telling us is really interesting, but let me spare you the trouble. Really, I';m just here for the booze. No offense. I';m glad to know about "tacking" and "jibing" and "basic flotation integrity." All that crap is great. But the truth is, I wouldn';t know a keelboat from a cruise ship. I just wanna get out there on the Bay and chug a few cold ones while watching the sunset. I think I probably speak for everyone in this Sailing Certification class when I say let';s cut to the chase and get this party started! So whadda ya say? Yes, I';ll leave. This has been a terrible booze cruise anyway.

Only Darth Vader could be on a pink shirt and still be super bad ass! Not that I'm picking on the color pink...but you know; it isn't exactly a color that is associated with the Dark Side and the Lord of Sith! Well that's okay. I always thought Korriban and the Death Star could use a little bit more pink. All that black and red...they need some color! Say does this 60% cotton 40% polyester Star Wars Vader's Posse Pink Juniors T-Shirt catch your eye? It features Darth Vader and two his best Stormtroopers...the only two Stormtroopers to ever hit anything! That automatically makes them the best soldiers in the entire berth of the Empire! It looks like they are going to rent one of those 3 person bikes and go for a ride through Alderaan...no wait scratch that. Nar Shadda would probably be more appropriate!

Yowzah this 90% preshrunk cotton 10% polyester Green Lantern Hal and Symbol Aged T-Shirt is freakin' awesome! I don't know about you guys but I can't get enough Green Lantern. I have his symbol on everything; my car my keychain like 80% of my shirts my wallet my bathrobe it is shaved into my cat and I've named my first born 'Green Lantern'. Not sure if it is a boy or a girl but I know its name is 'Green Lantern'. Perhaps one day they'll understand. One can only hope no? I'm sure they will - specially when surrounded by great Green Lantern Hal and Symbol Aged T-Shirts. It combines both my love of Hal Jordan and my unhealthy obsession with the symbol of willpower. Say you look like somebody who respects the Corps so you may want to get the Green Lantern Hal and Symbol Aged T-Shirt...before I horde them all!

Hey it's one of those fancy-schmancy all-over-print t-shirts! It's made from 100% cotton and features multiple images of Deadpool....bounding around shooting kittens in the hind quarters etc. Yep these images of Deadpool traumatizing families covers entirely the front of the t-shirt. Turn it around and we have an image of Deadpool's discarded mask....nailed to a wall. Yep. Anyway this Deadpool t-shirt is actually a unique work of t-shirt manufacturing. Because of the Belt-Printing technique used to create these tees what may appear as imperfections are in fact intrinsic and characteristic of the Belt Printing technique as it is printed on a finished garment. No 2 tees reflect the finished print identically is what's I'm saying. Could be a....little line under the armpit or something unique to one particular tee. Look you know the drill; this is why they're a little more 'spensive.

Hey lookie at this 100% cotton Green Lantern Kids Comic Cover T-Shirt! It features Green Lantern numero uno (well two if you really want to split hairs) on varying comic covers! Oddly enough this t-shirt is printed in a complete smattering of green shades. I wonder where they got that idea from...you know....a Green Lantern shirt....in....Green? I'm having some trouble working this one through my head folks. Does not compute! Does not compute! At least since this is a kids shirt I won't be tempted to buy it...or maybe I should...NO....must...resist! Do you or your 'Guardian '(I believe they are called children) enjoy Green Lantern? Want to show off that pride? Green Lantern Kids Comic Cover T-Shirt...'nuff said! This shirt comes from immensely popular producer Kids Republic which I think is an Empire of Kids....kinda like Star Wars maybe? It also means that this t-shirt is amazingly soft(from the 30 single goodness) and of exceptional quality.

Zombies are really really cuddly. They are made of sunshine happy thoughts and magical faerie dust. They just want to give you a hug...a deep somewhat bitey kind of hug. Well now that I think about it that's probably not that good. Zombies don't know what 'no' means and they have no concept of a safe word. One moment you're having a beautiful picnic in the sun with the birds chirping and the bees buzzing then suddenly you're desperately trying to get your zombie date to stop trying to eat your internal organs. Zombie dates are always inviting their friends over and you know what? I'm not that kind of guy. Call me old fashion but I'm a one zombie kinda guy. Get this 100% cotton Walking Dead t-shirt and let all those other zombies know you're already taken!

Ah the power of Life. It's like being able to turn on a really bright light in a room at any given time. Well it is a bit more complicated than that but we have to start somewhere no? If the light bulb could resurrect people and task them with quests to understand salvation then I suppose it could be. I hate when one of my cats knocks over my lamp and my Life symbol gets loose. Wait where were we again? I think I'm mixing my metaphors. Back to the point at hand this vivacious t-shirt vicariously features the Life/ Brightest Day symbol taken straight from the Green Lantern epic blasting out in faint tie-dye. You know you want to command the absolute full spectrum of emotions(except for Death that emotion is icky)!

This one's a classic. The "Don't hassle me, I'm local" shirt is always a winner. Let those pests know you're no out-of-towner or a vacationing tourist.You'll love the super soft feel of this premium ring-spun cotton fabric. Our funny t-shirts are sure to please. Most of our tees have a slightly tapered fit; size up for more room.

OK guys, thanks for a fun weekend. Before you go, remember that you all owe me for the cabin, so please pony up. Cash only, please. No, Derrick, I don';t accept personal checks. Why? Because they';re a pain in the ass, and also because you belong to that weird credit union with the golf ball logo and I just don';t trust it. No, Jen, please don';t PayPal me. Last time you did that I had to remind you 40 times, and then you forgot to select the "personal gift" option so I got charged a fee. Guys, seriously, you need to bring cash. Dude, Josh, what the hell is this? A gift card? Are you kidding me? I don';t care if it';s accepted at any Loews AMC Cineplex nationwide. You know what';s accepted everywhere? Actual freakin'; money. I can';t pay the rent with a movie gift card. Andre, before you even start, I';m not going to trade for another one of your glass sculptures. This isn';t Burningman, dude, this is real life. OK, that';s it. Next year one of you deadbeats can plan the trip.

I’m a bit paranoid about doing any kind of iconic based images at the moment, due to finding other people may have done similar stuff. The last one being the grenade with a brain that i did…someone pointed out it already existed. And when i searched it up further on google…there were several(4? that i found easily) of them from stencils to one even closer to the one i designed…pin and stuff on the same side…it was done as a belt buckle so…anyway, away it went! But here goes…i did try and run it by those who might know but…not online at the moment. I did google a whole bunch of things to check if anything similar was about…but came up with nothing so i’m putting it up. Wish me luck. . ps- i did find a sculpture of a gun with a knot in it, flowers in the barrel…but no handshakes. . . activism, activist, alternative, american, apparel, cool, environment, fashion, frills, government, green, gun, hand, message, no, no_frills_art, peace, peacevspiece, protest, shake, war

"Hey, it's Steve! You know Steve. His perfect, blocky proportions are highlighted on this remix of da Vinci's Vitruvian Man, suggested by one of our customers. He's surrounded by notes and sketches, as if he's been ripped right out of Notch's sketchbook. The copy for the da Vinci-esque notes on the nature of the Minecraft universe was provided by our head of evil schemes and nefarious plans (referred to in the common parlance as ""marketing""), Jamie Grove. It's kind of hard to read in the scripty, ""I'm writing this with a quill"" font, so we're reproducing it here for your elucidation: Next to the sword One must become terrible and fierce in the company of mobs Next to the piston Machine for pushing blocks by means of redstone power Next to the pickaxe Let no man, who is not a stone mason, read the elements of my work Next to the blocks That shall be brought forth out of dark and obscure caves... Bottom text Every world is the termination of a number of chunks, which converge to form

The Stooges 'Punk Gorilla' Rock T-Shirt So what's the story behind this exceptionally unusual Iggy and The Stooges T-Shirt? Why would we put a murderous TV headed monkey recklessly smashing the drums on a tshirt? Well, it all started that one fine day at the 1970 Cincinnati Pop Festival... I first saw Iggy Pop from The Stooges walk out on 'top' of the crowd of people... he then proceeded to smear peanut butter all over his bare chest and face... finally throwing huge globs of it out to the massive swirling crowd... fantastic! That was a landmark moment in my life... where I no longer wanted to be astronaut... I wanted to be a rock star! Well, after all these years it turns out I'm not a rock star... but I *am* an astronaut (if you know what I mean)! Through thick-and-thin, Iggy Pop and his seminal Detroit rock motor band The Stooges (Ron Asheton, Scott Asheton, Dave Alexander) are now one of the greatest hard / punk rock bands of all time. With only 4 ultra-mega-killer-cool albums such