Life Quotes T-shirts

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  • Description This Big Lebowski Shirt features the Dude and the quote "Life Goes On Man".
    male - adult
    $22.00
  • This Gladiator T-shirt features a quote that reads ?My Name Is Maximus Decimus Meridius Commander Of The Armies Of The North, General Of The Felix Legions Loyal Servant To The True Emperor, Marcus Aurelus Father To A Murdered Son Husband To A Murdered Wife And I Will Have My Vengeance In This Life Or The Next Gladiator.? Our Gladiator T-shirt is an awesome 100% preshrunk cotton t-shirt for any Gladiator fan. Gladiator is a widely known 2000 historical epic.Available in Small, Medium, Large, XL & 2XL!Officially Licensed!
    male, female - adult
    $19.99
  • "Conan the philosopher! This one-of-a-kind t-shirt features Arnold Schwarzenegger as the mighty Conan alongside the tagline, ""What is best in life?"" The back of the shirt reveals Conan's oft-quoted answer: ""To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women."" Fight on, Cimmerian! Black 100% lightweight cotton Fitted Officially Licensed Standard Fit More Conan the Barbarian items: Conan the Barbarian Shirts"
    male - adult
    $17.95
  • Additional Details Color: Blue Made In: Imported Made Of: 100% Cotton The Office t-shirt - "Whatever" quote makes a unique statement about your dedication to the this hit sitcom. Michael Scott has never had trouble falling in love, but there is no doubt that Holly is the love of his life. The Office shirt in 100% cotton comes in navy or slate and features Michael's famous quote about Holly, "Whatever, no big deal, just the hottest girl in the world loves me," for a comfortable and stylish way to show that you're a The Office insider. Related Categories:The Office, NBC, Clothing, Home Page, T-Shirt Shop, New Arrivals, The Office, Michael Scott
    male - adult
    $26.00
  • Featured in 1620 life, roses, forrest, movie, nice, chocolate, quote, yum, gump, cadbury, cocoa, 1994
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    $19.75
  • Over 15 very silly Monty Python quotes on one very silly shirt. Ni! Ni! monty python, monty, python, silly, sketch, john, cleese, graham, chapman, eric, idle, terry, jones, michael, palin, nudge, holy, grail, lumberjack, tv, bbc, gumby, life of brain, brain, fish, silly walks, ni, parrot, quotes, vector, flying, circus
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    $24.54
  • Andy Warhol 'Avant Garde' Pop Art T-Shirt Andy Warhol used his arthouse The Factory (a aluminum-foiled and silver-painted art studio) to create some of the most infamous pop art the world has ever seen... . that's part of the reason we bring you this unusual pop art t-shirt... to pay homage to artists in general... and the artwork of Andy Warhol himself. The man's biography is a vertible cornucopia of A-list fame, scandal and tragedy (much like Roman Polanski's life)... this man who coined the well-known phrase '15 Minutes of Fame' was shot three times by Valerie Solanas on July 3rd, 1968 (two days later RFK was shot, overshadowing the event)... Warhol's injuries were so severe it almost killed him, he was never the same person after this event. How's that for glory and tragedy? We all know Andy's most famous works, the 'Campbell's Soup I' and the Marilyn Monroe, Elvis Presley and Jackie-O 'Faces' prints... the uber-iconic 'Soup' exhibit was the first artistic showing that directly con
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    $12.99
  • Poltergeist 'TV Ghost' Horror Movie T-Shirt First let me point out that Tobe Hooper directed the first Poltergeist movie (co-written by Steven Spielberg)... that in itself is enough reason to buy this 100% unusal sci-fi horror film t-shirt, this guy made The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, he created Leatherface!! That's 100% awesome. Beyond that, the Poltergeist trilogy itself are pretty wicked-good horror flics... particularly the crazy demon preacher... Kane (Julian Beck)... he's one of the creepiest villains ever to hit the big screen... which is why we quoted him on this classic TV ghost tshirt (we tried to recreate his vocal mannerism on the shirt itself)... absolute creepy weirdness: God is in, his holy temple! Inadvertently, we discovered this shirt could also be taken from a socio-political standpoint... we all know The MTV generation was basically the last hurrah before the (neverending) Doom Generation, and this is likely attributable to our relentless television watching and video
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    $12.99
  • Description This Dig It Joe Dirt shirt feaures an image of the trailer park hero and his quote, "Life's A Garden. Dig It?"   
    male - adult
    $22.00
  • Description As a boy Inigo Montoya watched as a six fingered man killed his father. Inigo trained to become an expert swordsman so that he could have his revenge upon the six fingered man. He prepared his whole life to meet the man and say to him "Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.". Upon actually meeting the six fingered man, Inigo repeated the quote multiple times, each time louder and with more emphasis. This Princess Bride t-shirt features the quote printed multiple times, with each one bigger and bolder than one before it.   
    male - adult
    $9.99
  • "Bewild Novelty T-Shirts featuring some of the most popular and humorous novelty t-shirts from TV, Movies and the Comics today. We have a ton of funny novelty t-shirts to choose from including Saturday Night Live, Family Guy, Superman, Batman, Wii Nintendo, Borat and Miami Ink . All of our novelty t-shirts are first quality tees and offically licensed from Saturday Night Live, Family Guy, Superman, Batman, Wii Nintendo, Borat and Miami Ink, so you can be assured that our tee shirts will not only look and feel great on you, but these novelty t-shirts are also be made to last. We update our novelty t-shirts sections frequently with new designs, so make sure you checkout our all of our novelty t-shirts in each section so you don't miss one. This Shirts Features Matt Foley motivational speaker and Life Coach,As performed by the famous actor Chris Farely in a Saturday Night Live skit ""Matt Foley's first motivational speech"" with his Famous quote ""Shut Your Big Yapper "". Offically licens
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    $19.99
  • "Bewild Novelty T-Shirts featuring some of the most popular and humorous novelty t-shirts from TV, Movies and the Comics today. We have a ton of funny novelty t-shirts to choose from including Saturday Night Live, Family Guy, Superman, Batman, Wii Nintendo, Borat and Miami Ink . All of our novelty t-shirts are first quality tees and offically licensed from Saturday Night Live, Family Guy, Superman, Batman, Wii Nintendo, Borat and Miami Ink, so you can be assured that our tee shirts will not only look and feel great on you, but these novelty t-shirts are also be made to last. We update our novelty t-shirts sections frequently with new designs, so make sure you checkout our all of our novelty t-shirts in each section so you don't miss one. This Shirts Features Matt Foley motivational speaker and Life Coach,As performed by the famous actor Chris Farely in a Saturday Night Live skit ""Matt Foley's first motivational speech"" with his Famous quote ""Livin In A Van, Down By The River"". This
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    $19.99
  • "Seize the day (and break its neck!) wearing this dazzling red Bruce Lee t-shirt! The martial arts legend appears in mid-dropkick on the front of this cotton tee alongside his quote, ""The key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering."" Amen, Bruce! Red 100% Cotton Officially Licensed Standard Fit More Bruce Lee items: Bruce Lee Shirts and Costumes"
    male - adult
    $17.95
  • "This hilarious ""The Office"" t-shirt sums up Michael Scott's management style with a quote from the man himself: ""I want people to be afraid of how much they love me."" This tee makes a great gift for the unstable boss in your life. Charcoal 100% cotton Officially Licensed More 'The Office' items: The Office Shirts"
    male - adult
    $17.95
  • It';s hard to pick a favorite Mark Twain quote. "Always tell the truth; then you don';t have to remember anything." Wise words! "Golf is a good walk spoiled." Heh, so true. And, perhaps his most famous line, "That';s what she said." Wait. Did the intern put this list of quotes together? Damnit, I said not to have the intern do it! Every time he does research, this happens. For the last time: Shakespeare never said, "This shit writes itself." Gandhi never said, "May the force be with you." And Mark Twain never said, "That';s what she said." Actually, maybe he did say it. I mean, technically speaking, he must';ve uttered the words "That';s what she said" at some point in his life, right? Who cares how he intended it? Look, we already printed the t-shirts -- let';s just go with it. Now, the real question: What to do with all these Aristotle "Show Me the Money!" shirts?
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    $24
  • All one direction fans wanting the boys beautiful faces on there shirt. Spread the One Direction Infection, show your proud. Be true to who you are and who you love! <3 one, direction, infection, harry, liam, zayn, niall, louis, fan, fans, love, true, you, life, music, quotes, artist, edit, creative, boys, hot, beautiful, amazing, awesome, x factor, media, news, christmas, dream, hope, faith, quote, celebrity, live, world
    male, female - adult
    $23.34
  • “I know too much about life to have any optimism” louis c k, louis, ck, c k, comedian, cynical, funny, quote, sad, true, life, optimism, vector, witty, cool, awesome
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    $24.54
  • Fast Times at Ridgemont High 'Tasty Waves' Movie T-Shirt Anyone that doesn't absolutely love this Fast Times movie t-shirt obviously hasn't seen Jeff Spicoli in action... with his stoned surfer lines popping up every second... 'life is like Pac-Man. You have to decimate or be decimated'... or the uber-classic 'Aloha Mr Hand!'... rad! So we bring you one of the lesser known movie quotes that hit-home with us when the movie first released... 'All I need are some tasty Waves, a Cool buzz, and I'm fine!'... that's literally the surfers life mantra summed up in one simple phrase!! Of course, Fast Times at Ridgemont High had many more colorful characters... most of which went on to discover huge success within the movie industry: - Brad Hamilton: Judge Reinhold (Beverly Hills Cop, Gremlins, Ruthless People) - Stoner Bud: Eric Stoltz (Mask, Killing Zoe, Pulp Fiction, The Fly II, The Prophecy) - Stacy Hamilton: Jennifer Jason Leigh (The Hitcher, Backdraft, Rush, eXistenZ, The Jacket) - Brad's
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    $12.99
  • Any self respecting college student knows this shirt is a must for any given Friday night, and it's perfect for "that guy" who just won't stay rightside up at the risk of not being the life of the party. You'll look great, even upside down in the Keg Stand Hero tee...and it's licensed by Keg Makers of America! Or not.  Probably not.  Don't quote us on that.
    male - adult
    $16.99
  • Where are you going this weekend?  We think we'll take off for a little bit. You know, some place warm. Some place where the beer flows like wine and the beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capastano....I'm talking about a little place called AS-PEN. What's YOUR favorite quote from Dumb and Dumber?  Following in the footsteps of the iconic Blue and Orange Tuxedo shirts, the Apsen tshirt is sure to please the Dumb and Dumber lovers in your life!
    male - adult
    $18.99
  • Is it possible to hate a person to death? Scientists say yes.  Ghost hatred for the living is such that it has the power to manipulate physical objects - including weapons. Some ghosts, long severed from life via tragedy or treachery, can project fields of "sharp hate" that can cut like a knife. 100% cotton heavyweight t-shirt in black. Gabe's face and quote on the front.  Penny Arcade logo on the back in yellow.
    male - adult
    $17.99
  • Rated as the #1 movie of all time by IMDB, the Shawshank Redemption is a timeless classic about Andy Dufresne (Tim Robbins) who epitomizes the result of undying hope in a direly hopeless situation. An integral part of the story is the tale of Brooks Hatlen (James Whitmore), an aged convict who is heavily institutionalized having spent most of his life behind bars. Shortly after being released into a brave new world, Brooks decides he's had enough and carves out his final signature in the small hotel room he now resides in, writing "Brooks was here" in a quiet and serene moment. Then, using the same chair to get to the inscription, he kicks off it, hanging himself to death. Integrated with the quote is Jake, Brooks' pet crow who is symbolically raised within Shawshank and freed by Brooks, though he has lost the power to free himself. The film also stars Morgan Freeman as Red, Andy's best friend in prison. Crow derived from media under license from Shutterstock.
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    $10.00
  • Harry: So you got fired again, eh? Llyod: Oh yeah. They always freak out when you leave the scene of an accident, you know? Harry: Yeah, well, I lost my job too. Llyod: Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense. Harry: No, none taken. You know what really chaps my ass though? I spent my life savings turning my van into a dog. The alarm alone cost me two hundred. Llyod: Hey, chicks love it. It's a shaggin' wagon.What's YOUR favorite quote from Dumb and Dumber?  Following in the footsteps of the iconic Blue and Orange Tuxedo shirts, the Shaggin Wagon shirt is sure to please the Dumb and Dumber lovers in your life!
    male - adult
    $18.99
  • Get Back to School with the Keg Stand t shirt. Any self respecting college student knows this shirt is a must for any given Friday night, and it's perfect for "that guy" who just won't stay right-side-up at the risk of not being the life of the party. You'll look great, even upside down, in the Official Keg Stand tee...and it's licensed by Keg Makers of America! Or not.  Probably not.  Don't quote us on that.
    male - adult
    $16.99