Over the top violence in Family Guy? Nah never happens! That show is just one giant care-bear hug fest. Peter and the Chicken have gone on some lovely picnics during lazy autumn afternoons Meg has to keep the phone off the hook from all the guys calling Stewie and Lois have a healthy relationship and Brian never drinks. Wait it's not opposite day! FAMILY GUY LOVES ABSTRACT VIOLENCE! What better then this t-shirt featuring Family Guy characters in DC regalia engaged in an epic battle? Just an all out throw down! Who will exit this fight as King of the Hill? Sure as hell ain't Meg she doesn't even get a costume or DC persona! She's just freakin Meg. Poor thing. My money is on Lois she never has and never will take crap from anybody. This t-shirt is 100% cotton and resistant to the Super Devil with his jar of marmalade.

There's one thing you have to give them boys on the popular television series Big Bang Theory...those fellas really enjoy themselves some math. I have a hard time counting above 20 without using my hands and feet so I don't quite follow most of the time. I met this guy named Algebra and that guy just needs to get on with his life...he is always trying to find his 'X! Yep that's it folks. The extent of my mathematical abilities. One thing I am good at though is Venn diagrams which is a perfect detour to the 100% cotton Big Bang Theory Universe of Women T-Shirt! Swisssh! This Big Bang Theory Universe of Women T-Shirt give you a handy diagram on your chances with the opposite sex. Perhaps they should have included a legend?

Made from 100% Cotton this black t-shirt features an the scarred cranium of Two-Face; one-time home town hero and now devious divided villain. Two face relies on the pull of fate and the opposing dualities of existence when it comes to putting a plan in motion. If there's a robbery on 2nd street at Two Guys Jewelers one can be fairly certain that Two-face had something to do with it. Go ahead; flip a coin. Heads you have to buy this t-shirt. Tales...you have to blow up a building. I know heads is boring.

"This boardshort tee from Hurley gives you a flash of color on the chest, and a blank canvas for showing off everywhere else. It just comes in white, so you can catch a wave and ""accidentally"" show off your sea-soaked goods to the ladies on the beach. You sneaky guy, you... Blank white back. Hurley logo patch at bottom left. Hurley Premium Fit. 19.5"" wide body. 30"" length. Size medium pictured."

The Force works in mysterious ways. It creates things and items it moves us to do the same and it once let me win a game of high stakes Poker being played for a treasure chest of those troll dolls from the early 1990s! That was one of the most intense parts of my life and I have the Force to thank for getting through it! I just wish I could wear this great 100% cotton Star Wars Retro Poster Jrs Womens Junk Food T-Shirt! I don't have that cute little hour glass figure - too much junk in the trunk! Any-who this t-shirt was created by those brainiacs over at Junk Food - those guys only make exceptional and extremely hard-to-find t-shirts! Purposely distressed and featuring an imposing image of Vader and some dogfighting X-Wings / TIE Fighters! Unfortunately once this t-shirt is gone it will probably be gone for good! That is unless the Emperor decides to start a 2nd run as a trap for the rebels.

Pick up your Master Sword and hunker down with the 100% cotton Zelda Link Sunset Challenge T-Shirt! You probably grew up playing some good ol Legend of Zelda in all of their gold lithium cartridge goodness. I don't know about you guys but I still consider The Adventures of Link (Zelda 2) to be one of the hardest games ever...maybe because the last time I played it I was 8. Anyways this great Zelda Link Sunset Challenge T-Shirt is based off the latest Nintendo Wii arc of our much loved characters of Zelda and Link. Just keep finding those pieces of shadow and everything will work out fine...right? I never really much cared for that big Papa Shadow anyways! The design on this shirt almost looks like it was penciled or water colored for deep vibrant contrasts. It could have been worse - it could have had Navi!

I'm not quite sure what this soft 100% cotton "I Like Cars & Money" Batman Juniors T-Shirt is trying to say. Now this shirt is for the ladies so is it implying that the wearer enjoys guys with cars and money? If that is the case I think Batman might be one of the best catches in the world! You ever see the kind of toys that guy has? All that money too...heck I could put up with a person who spends his night obsessing over his dead parents and dressing up like a giant bat. Seems totally sane and stable...a terrific father figure that's for sure. Get the "I Like Cars & Money" Batman Juniors T-Shirt and enjoy the vintage style artwork of the Dark Knight with some fluffy bubble letters! Just don't let Kanye West see you. I think he has a song about that.

Made from lightly irradiated (not really) 100% cotton this Hulk Juniors "I'm Kinda Incredible" T-Shirt is for the ladies! We know the ladies like their bad boys and well the Hulk just kind of feeds into his anger. Guys that are into their emotions are pretty rare these days! I mean how many guys run around expressing their anger or frustration? Not one. All dudes are mostly stoic humble and patient in their resolve and they NEVER fly off the handle. Is that right? I think so. I don't get out as much as I use to so you guys might need to help me out. Say where was I again? Oh yeah talking about this fine Hulk Juniors "I'm Kinda Incredible" T-Shirt. It has an impressive vintage image of a slightly perturbed Hulk above the bold statement of "I'm Kinda Incredible". If you get this Hulk Juniors "I'm Kinda Incredible" T-Shirt you get to be incredible too!

I wish we turned on the television at night and got a picture of these guys. It would certainly beat all of that depressing stuff on the news and it would probably do wonders for the failing journalism business. Alas I don't think anything like what is going with this 100% cotton JLA Justice Snapshot Long Sleeve Kids T-Shirt will be happening any time soon. I wonder if the likes of Superman Batman the Flash and Green Lantern would sign autographs? I bet they would just use their random super powers to stem the flood of signatures. Superman and the Flash could use their rip-roaring speed Green Lantern could manifest an army of pens and I'm sure Batman has something on his utility belt. HE ALWAYS HAS SOMETHING ON THE UTILITY BELT! That utility belt has much in common with the thermal-like sleeves...I may be reaching for that one. Anyways this JLA Justice Snapshot Long Sleeve Kids T-Shirt comes from those skilled makers over at the Kids Republic meaning this shirt is immensely soft and a

You would think that in this day and age that we would actually have a Batman running around. All of those rich guys with all of that free time...and not one of them has taken up the mantle of the Bat? Guess trickle down economics doesn't work in fantastic and dramatic ways! As you can clearly see on this 30 single 100% cotton kids t-shirt for juvenile and toddler sized kiddies that Batman can show up on moment's notice and totally get things on lockdown. Imagine how much less crime we would have! The Batman is like the Postal Service; not rain sleet snow or gloom of night stops the Bat. Matter of fact he probably finds it more fun...just like your munchkin!

The Stormtroopers go marching one by one hoorah. Hoorah. The Stormtroopers go marching two by two hoorah Hoorah! Sorry about that sometimes my brain just kind of short circuits and really random things pop into my head. That's probably why I am sent to do this...heck of a lot better then being posted on that sandbox of a planet and looking for droids. I keep thinking that I've found them but people tell me that they aren't the droids I'm looking for. I wonder....anyways this great 100% cotton Star Wars Stormtrooper Parade T-Shirt features everybody's favorite Imperial enforcers the Stormtroopers! You guys should see their cheerleader division.

Oh you have to love those Stormtroopers. They just do what they are told and never really bother questioning! The perfect workers really but don't look to them for any sort of creativity or deviation of personality. Those guys aren't made for that! They are made for getting mauled by Ewoks saber slashed by Jedi wasting ammo by not hitting anything with laser blasts marching around and making some hardcore origami. I know plenty of people with a thing for Stormtroopers so this shirt is absolutely perfect for them! Made of 100% cotton and created with a technique referred to as belt printing. Belt printing manifests itself in an all over print and any perceived imperfections are intrinsic to this technique. That means that each one of these shirts is slightly different than the last so each one is wholly unique! That's what we like to call fancy. Also features an Imperial Logo with crazy Japanese text on the back! There's a lot going on with this shirt.

Zombies are really really cuddly. They are made of sunshine happy thoughts and magical faerie dust. They just want to give you a hug...a deep somewhat bitey kind of hug. Well now that I think about it that's probably not that good. Zombies don't know what 'no' means and they have no concept of a safe word. One moment you're having a beautiful picnic in the sun with the birds chirping and the bees buzzing then suddenly you're desperately trying to get your zombie date to stop trying to eat your internal organs. Zombie dates are always inviting their friends over and you know what? I'm not that kind of guy. Call me old fashion but I'm a one zombie kinda guy. Get this 100% cotton Walking Dead t-shirt and let all those other zombies know you're already taken!

I think Dr. Strange got a hold of some bad magic man. They told him it was just a Luden's cough drop! He is a doctor he should have known. Well I suppose it has been a while since he has practiced medicine but being a brain surgeon at one point should have rubbed off a little. At least he is one of the most powerful humanoids in the Marvel Universe he should be okay. You guys think Dr. Strange ever has a normal day or do you think the very nature of the job keeps him involved in some rather bizarre occurrences? Judging by this 100% cotton 30 single t-shirt I would go with the second option. 30 single means that this shirt has been infused with magic which has resulted in a much softer feel than your normal t-shirt! Just don't let Dormammu close or he'll try to take it away from you. Now will it really work if you put it next to a black light bulb? Not sure but man...it looks like it could right? Am I right? I would try it for myself but my dad won't give up his last bulb.

Superman just said "I'm going to flex and bust out of these chains" but unlike that guy in Pineapple Express Superman actually managed to pull it off. Villains are always trying to chain up Superman but the guy's name is the Man of Steel. Seriously guys it isn't going to work. I feel like all of the bad dudes were sitting at the Legion of Doom and one of them suggested that maybe since the 40 foot length of Kryptonite chains didn't work maybe they should try 80. You see how this can get exponentially scarier and scarier yet the same outcome keeps happening. Look at this 100% cotton shirt featuring Superman standing on the original covering doing the exact same thing....75 years later. That's almost 100 years of trying to chain up Superman and it not working!

It was in the Mirror Mirror episode of Star Trek where we meet the infamous Bad Spock! God don't you just love him? And with a knife too. These guys don't fool around. One of my most favorite episodes. And who wouldn't wan't Urhura working in a belly shirt and mini skirt? Fantastic. This Star Trek Know Your Spock t-shirt is a must have for the Bad Spock lover.

Is he man or monster? No! Hulk is hero! Even a subpar Ang Lee movie couldn't destroy this guy's career. The Hulk is one of the most frightening heroes of all, often unable to control himself, and so powerful that he can lay waste to just about anyone and anything! If you're a fan of The Hulk, why not show it off with this cool retro shirt? This officially licensed t-shirt is distressed for the perfect vintage look and feel, making it a great choice for any Hulk fan out there. Order yours now or face the fury of the strangest man of all time! Shamrock Green 100% Cotton Officially Licensed Print is distressed for a vintage appeal Standard Fit More Incredible Hulk items: Incredible Hulk Merchandise

Don't just be one of the out-of-focus guys. Pick up this Stillwater shirt from their tour with the "Enemy" and reminisce about the good old days out on the road with the band.Adult - White 100% Cotton Gildan T-ShirtWomens - White 100% Cotton American Apparel T-ShirtThe t-shirts being modeled are Adult Medium and a Womens Medium.

Guys, lets face it. Everytime you go to a strip club you fall in love with one of the strippers. Or, possibly even two or three. There is something about a hot naked woman that just makes you fall in love. Who would have guessed it??? Your next trip to the titty bar has to include this tshirt! Great for bachelor parties or your weekly trip the strip joint. This quality t-shirt is black with silver print. Enjoy!

Let's be honest, The Undertaker is one of the coolest professional wrestlers of all time. Maybe he isn't everybody's favorite, but this guy just breathes pure awesome. If you're a fan of the Undertaker, this stylish and officially licensed t-shirt is perfect for you! Let the rest of the world know of his awesomeness with this shirt. Black 100% Cotton Officially Licensed Standard Fit More WWE Wrestling items: WWE Shirts

Sure, he';s one of the greatest and most prolific composers in the history of Western music, but can you just imagine what Mozart could have done with a keytar? Think about it. The guy wrote 27 concertos that redefined what music could be, using a regular old piano. Now strap him to an electronic keyboard with FM synthesizer, sustain switch and a virtually endless range of onboard voice effects. Rock me, Amadeus! Matter of fact, Falco';s 80s classic "Rock Me Amadeus" would have been rendered totally redundant. People would have been like, "Duh! All Amadeus ever did was rock!" Of course, giving Mozart a keytar more than 200 years before New Wave might change history in ways we didn';t expect. Perhaps a young Beethoven would have forgone his classical training to form a band called Flock of Seagulls. Who knows?

OK guys, thanks for a fun weekend. Before you go, remember that you all owe me for the cabin, so please pony up. Cash only, please. No, Derrick, I don';t accept personal checks. Why? Because they';re a pain in the ass, and also because you belong to that weird credit union with the golf ball logo and I just don';t trust it. No, Jen, please don';t PayPal me. Last time you did that I had to remind you 40 times, and then you forgot to select the "personal gift" option so I got charged a fee. Guys, seriously, you need to bring cash. Dude, Josh, what the hell is this? A gift card? Are you kidding me? I don';t care if it';s accepted at any Loews AMC Cineplex nationwide. You know what';s accepted everywhere? Actual freakin'; money. I can';t pay the rent with a movie gift card. Andre, before you even start, I';m not going to trade for another one of your glass sculptures. This isn';t Burningman, dude, this is real life. OK, that';s it. Next year one of you deadbeats can plan the trip.

Lightning Bolt Multi Bolt Tee - Product Details The Multi Bolt tee by Lightning Bolt is just what the doctor ordered.. for awesomeness! It's a cool tee with a sicky gnar gnar graphic. Guys have been rockin' the bolt since the 70s - and if you want to join this movement - you definitely want to pick up one of these babies.

The Multi Bolt tee by Lightning Bolt is just what the doctor ordered.. for awesomeness! It's a cool tee with a sicky gnar gnar graphic. Guys have been rockin' the bolt since the 70s - and if you want to join this movement - you definitely want to pick up one of these babies.