Ooooo glowly! Hey man I think that Wookie gave me some bad stuff. Everything is all like groovy maaaaan. Dude you know like there was this story a long time ago about these dudes who could like use these little dudes in their blood stream to fight bad dudes. Yeah I tried to tell you I think that Wookie spiked my jawa-juice. At least I can stay warm and/or stylin' with this Star Wars Junk Food Raglan T-Shirt! It comes from galactic t-shirt producers Junk Food meaning it is of higher quality and thread count (softness) than some regular terrestrial bound t-shirt. One section of this fine raglan styled Star Wars t-shirt is made of 50% cotton 50% polyester while the other is made of 80% cotton 20% polyester. That's what we like to call fancy.

You know what thermals are good for? Staying warm. Staying warm should be really important to you and even more so to Captain America! He can tell you first hand mainly because he spent a great deal of time in suspended animation because he didn't dress properly. "Sure" he said"I'm zipping around in this experimental drone plane and I figure a t-shirt and flip flops should do me fine." Guess he didn't realize that plane's flight path crossed over the North Atlantic. Couple decades later they find Captain America as a giant ice block! They thawed him out and the first thing Cap said was "Damn I should have worn my Captain America Long Sleeve Junk Food T-Shirt! That thing is so nice it is really soft it is really warm and it has the proper amount of patriotism allowed under the Constitution." Captain America knows that Junk Food produces some of the finest t-shirts in the world and they are always of a much higher thread count than your standard shirt! My country 'tis of Tee! Made of 100

Made from 50% Cotton 38% Polyester and 12% Rayon this heather gray t-shirt features a purposely distressed image of Superman lifting a car in mid-air proclaiming that this is merely an act of...fitness? And to be honest what passes for Superman's heart doesn't seem to acknowledge the strain of twanging an asteroid into the Andromeda galaxy either so....right he's showing off. This Superman t-shirt is made with a blend of 3 fabrics making it a little thicker than the average Junk Food tee and adding an almost marble coloration the the already present heather effect. And yes since it is indeed Junk Food it's extremely soft super limited and....humble.

Made from 50% Cotton 38% Polyester and 12% Rayon this heather blue t-shirt features a purposely distressed image of Spiderman running from what appears to be an explosion..trapped in a web? Oh and there's Spiderman's very own logo to his right (our left) and under foot! This Spiderman tee is made from a blend of 3 materials adding a modicum of thickness and an almost marble coloration to the already present heather effect. And since this is a supremely high quality Junk food T-shirt it's ridiculously soft extremely limited and faster than an explosion...trapped in a ....web. Ugh.

Made from 50% Cotton and 50% Polyester this heather-brown t-shirt features a purposely distressed image of the ever-lovin'-kick-you-in-the-ribs-stealin'-your-lollipop-blue-eyed Thing rock-crusted strongman and member of the fabled Fantastic Four! Here's the Thing runnin' hard stompin' up dust and whistlin' Dixie all while eatin' a cornbeef sammich! Ok no "sammich" eatin' goin' on here. This Thing t-shirt is from famous quality t-shirt maker Junk Food and that means it's super-freakin'-soft extremely limited and softer than the rosy cheeks of a certain Aunt Petunia!

Now this Star Wars t-shirt from Junk Food is straight up surreal! Just look at the prevalence of the red white and blue motif...it practically bleeds all over the place. It's always good when somebody can take a vintage looking shirt like this and just put a creative twist to things. I love those guys at Junk Food! This 100% cotton t-shirt is softer than your normal t-shirt and features an ensemble cast of Star Wars. Let's see we got a Jedi and a Half (Leia) a Sith Lord a robot and a thief! That sounds to me like a party that is going to go real sour real fast. Though Thanksgiving dinners at the Skywalker residence is already a bit strained; and you thought your family was bad!

Hulk want to PUMP....YOU UP! Hulk Hans and Franz have recently teamed up to create an exercise video aimed at releasing one's inner rage and frustration into explosive muscles and stamina. Unfortunately the Hulk as always was far too into it and ended up tearing Hans and Franz in half like a phone book. It has become increasingly difficult for the Hulk's agent to find anybody willing to work with him so in retrospect the Hulk decided to go it solo. This new video is responsible for the creation of the likes of Vin Diesel Randy Couture and Brock Lesner. That was about 15 minutes into the intro! Maybe the video throws off bands of gamma radiation? Either way this extremely fine intensely soft 100% cotton t-shirt comes from Junk Food and one thing about Junk Food is that they do not mess around! Limited quantity and exceptional quality get one now or you'll be left in the dust girly-man!

Well here is a novel idea the Flash likes fast girls! He must be really into that chick from NASCAR. Zoom zoom! Or maybe he was thinking about a professional swimmer or sprinter. Wait there is another meaning to fast girls? You mean like that 3 cup game where you have to guess what the ball is under? No...I'm still missing the point? Well I have no idea what you're talking about. I keep thinking some kind of sleight of hand...or something. Maybe the Flash is just running away from the scary women! Using the Speed Force to get away from a 'Grenade' as those guys from the Jersey Shore are ever so fond of saying. Anyways this hyperactive 100% cotton shirt from high quality producer Junk Food is extremely limited crazy soft and bound to just disappear in a FLASH...ugh that was horrible.

Made from 100% Cotton this cream colored t-shirt features a classic purposely distressed image of Mr. Fantastic leader of the fabled Fantastic Four rendered by comic book legend John Byrne! Here we have Dr. Richards flapping his rubbery appendages comparing his extraordinary physicality to his easy going nature! That's right FF Fans Mr Fantastic is here to help even in the midst of communicating with sentient atoms restitching tears in space-time before more giant blue people spill out and building city-sized space vessels shrinking them to the size of a quark to enter Dr Doom's big toe and........expanding. Just don't ask him to help Sue with the kids and everything should be fine. This Fantastic Four t-shirt is from famous t-shirt maker Junk Food meaning it's high quality super-soft extremely limited and just too damn busy to dry the dishes!

Made from 50% Cotton and 50% Polyester this heather blue t-shirt features a classic slightly distressed image of Superman flying underneath his very own logo and right beside the proclamation that he is indeed the originator of the "fist pump." Or someone else coined the term long after Superman had been "fist pumping" the hell out of villainous sentient planets or something then reminded us all after the fact that Superman's globe-splintering was indeed the "original." Something like that. Anyway this Superman tee is from famous t-shirt maker Junk Food meaning it's high quality super-soft extremely limited and....original-ish.

Made from 50% Cotton and 50% Polyester this heather-blue t-shirt features a classic purposely distressed image of Spiderman holding long-time-love Mary Jane from a hammock made with Spidey's own webbing! How....convenient. And how sweet of Spiderman to hold the other end of the hammock that isn't stuck to a post...although he could easily stick it to a post since an extra post is available. Y'know Gwen would never have expected that kind of treatment let alone condone it. Spiderman: Sucker. Anyway this Spiderman t-shirt is from famous t-shirt maker Junk Food so it's high quality super-soft extremely limited and always considered an equal partner in any relationship.

Made from 50% Cotton and 50% Polyester this "moss-green" t-shirt features a classic slightly distressed image of Doctor freakin' Doom; scientist sorcerer megalomaniac and villainous thorn in the side of one Dr Reed Richards pliable progenitor of the Fantastic Four! Doctor Doom is here to conquer the planet step on Reed Richards' grave once every 17 seconds and put an end to that useless recycling! Doctor Doom is the villain's villain and with a nation of doe-eyed "constituents" at his beck and call let's just say that the scale tips in Doom's favor. Yes Reed Richards may beat him...eventually...every time but Doom comes back surprisingly less laughable than before! How the hell does he do that? This Doctor Doom t-shirt is from famous t-shirt maker Junk Food so it's high quality super-soft extremely limited and very unsatisfied with the status quo!

Made from 60% Cotton 25% Polyester and 15% Rayon this juniors-cut extra sheer woman's t-shirt features a purposely distressed Superman shield symbol below a striped Superman logo! This Superman tee for the ladies is absolutely perfect for female fans of Superman Superman and a lock of Superman's hair. And since this Superman tee is from quality t-shirt maker Junk Food it's super-soft extremely limited and absolutely worth putting next to that lock of Superman's hair you...uh..."borrowed" from Lexcorp.

Made from 60% cotton 25% Polyester and 15% Rayon this heather-blue junior's-cut woman's t-shirt features a slightly faded image of Batman standing atop his logo in blocked multi-colored letters birthed from the heights of an ancient Gotham tenement. This Batman tee is made from a fabric triblend adding an almost marble coloration to the already present heather effect. And since this Batman tee is from famous t-shirt maker Junk Food it's super-soft extremely limited and possibly more stylish than your toothless uncle Patrick!

Made from 60% cotton 25% Polyester and 15% Rayon this charcoal black heather t-shirt features an illustrated image of Darth Vader taken right from the classic Marvel comic books based on the hit series of Star Wars films! Darth Vader is a Dark Lord of the Sith; this means he won't help you carry your space-groceries. This Darth Vader tee is made with a fabric tri-blend meaning it's more durable with an almost marble coloration adding to the heather effect. And because this Star Wars tee is made from quality t-shirt maker Junk Food it's super-soft very limited and.....look Vader will eat you! Buy the t-shirt!

Made from 100% Cotton this is a a black t-shirt featuring a purposely distressed "poor man's 3-D" version of Spiderman in red and blue running at you and demanding you "jump back" as he "pops out" of your TV. Spiderman may be getting on the 3-D wagon a little late. Anyway this Spiderman tee is from famous t-shirt maker Junk Food meaning it's super-soft very limited and extremely 3 dimensional!

Made from 100% cotton this cream colored t-shirt features a slightly distressed image of Superman losing in the battle against Kryptonite...or faking this whole susceptibility to Kryptonite thing and taking a well deserved nap. I mean the guy's on call 24/7. It's the only way to get people to back the hell off! This Superman tee is from famous t-shirt maker Junk Food so it's high quality super-soft very limited and very...very.....sleeeepy. ZZzzzzzzzzzzz. Oops. Must be near some Kryptonite. HAH!

Made from 60% Cotton 25% Polyester and 15% Rayon this charcoal black heather t-shirt features a classic purposely distressed image of Batman and Robin......riding through a ring of fire on a motorcycle. Oh the halcyon days of Batman and Robin. Now cue the Johnny Cash! Anyway this t-shirt is made from a tri-blend fabric adding to the thread count and making this Junk Food tee even softer than soft! And because this Batman t-shirt is from hot t-shirt maker Junk Food it's high quality extremely limited mega-soft and......uh.....nifty!

Coming from extremely fine t-shirt producer Junk Food This Big Wheel T-Shirt pays awesome homage to our collective childhoods. Hey The Big Wheel was our main mode of transportation; our getaway vehicle our makeshift spacecraft our land-speeder from Star Wars! Man I wish they made adult versions of the Big Wheel they were street legal and motorized. I would totally 'ghost ride the whip'. You know you want this fantastic Big Wheel Junk Food T-Shirt! ADD TO CART!!!!!!

Made from 80% Cotton and 20% Polyester this heather gray Juniors t-shirt for women features a slightly distressed Superman Shield Symbol...in the midst of a party? It looks like this Superman Symbol tee is having quite the time actually. Just as long as it cleans up all that confetti that seems to be exploding from it. Since this tshirt is from Junk Food it's an extremely limited print very soft and very high quality. And very sociable!

Made from 50% Cotton and 50% Polyester this blueberry blue tshirt features a purposely distressed Superman Shield Symbol adorned with his ever popular moniker "The Man of Steel." Technically Superman is a hell of a lot stronger than steel. I mean the guy punches planets and drop-kicks suns on occasion. Steel would never hold up. Now this is a Junk Food t-shirt so it's extremely limited super-soft and of a quality likened to steel but actually better.

Made from 50% Cotton 38% Polyester 12% Rayon this heather gray t-shirt features a classic purposely distressed image of Superman taken right from a classic Superman comic showing some crazy Superman android being put through the wringer to train better Superman assassins! Not a run-on! Anyway this Superman tee is made from a fabric triblend adding an almost marble color blend to the usual heather effect and adding to the thread count making this tee a bit more expensive than the regular Junk food tee. This baby is also extremely limited soft as all get out and guaranteed to be better than what you're wearing right now!

Made from 60% Cotton 25% Polyester and 15% Rayon this blue faded heather t-shirt features one very very classic image of Captain America and probably a very very early appearance of the Red Skull. Probably. Looks like the Skull knows a riddle. I wonder if it has anything to do with how much C-4 he has stockpiled in an abandoned bunker somewhere in Normandy. Maybe. This Captain America t-shirt is from quality t-shirt maker Junk Food and it's made from a tri-blend fabric that adds a bit more coloration to the usual heather pattern. This triblend also adds to the thread count making this tee a bit more expensive then the regular Junk Food t-shirts. This baby is ultra-soft super-limited and riddle free!

Made from 100% Cotton we have the Bizarro Running White Junk Food T-Shirt! The Bizarro Running White Junk Food T-Shirt is a white T-Shirt featuring a slightly distressed image of Bizarro Superman's backwards enemy and occasional ally running towards you and thinking "Me no like running!" In Bizarro speak that means "I like running." Well maybe. Depends on who's writing him. The Bizarro Running White Junk Food T-Shirt is from famous T-Shirt maker Junkfood so it's limited ultra soft quality and......for the love of all that's holy it's Bizarro! Reason enough!