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Wow Spider Man...when did you decide to grow a pair? Guess you had enough of everybody always picking on you. Can't say that I really blame you...I would have flipped out a long time ago; just would've kept that Venom suit on because that thing was a tremendous alibi. Look at the bright side of things Spider Man at least a distressed image of you is placed on silky soft 50% cotton 50% polyester Spiderman Wants Some Junk Food T-Shirt! I'll even cut you a deal you can pretend to be all rough and tough; it'll work too because everybody has just been waiting for you to snap. This t-shirt comes crawling from quality t-shirt maker Junk Food meaning this is amazingly classy and of limited supply! Get it now before Mephisto makes a deal to wish it all away.male - adult$28.99 -
Darth Vader is a straight up Gangsta yo. It wasn't Coolio singing about living in a Gangsta's Paradise it was our man Darth Vader; Duke of the Dark Side King of the Sith Popcorn Playa Prime! You think the Death Star was a death dealing space station? Naw son it was originally suppose to be the galaxy's biggest piece of bling. It was that pesky Emperor who demanded some other function than impressing the ladies. Oh well. At least Darth Vader got a small measure of ego-inflating goodness with this Super Ewok Soft 60% cotton 25% polyester and 15% rayon Darth Vader Yo Junk Food Triblend T-Shirt. Sure it isn't the galaxy's biggest piece of bling but it is a high quality t-shirt a cut way above the rest. This shirt redefines the word soft which is exactly what Anakin Skywalker always hoped to attain(I think?). Coming from Junk Food this shirt is the absolute pinnacle in quality and supplies are limited!male - adult$34.99 -
Made from 50% cotton and 50% Polyester this dark charcoal heather-gray loose fitting t-shirt cut for junior-women features a purposely distressed black-washed image of Wonder Woman encircled by...a rainbow...that's surrounded by stars and...ugh. Oh and there's the Wonder Woman logo sitting on the rainbow ends! YAY! Wonder Woman's got her lasso! She's gonna'...lasso you! YAY! Now you'll feel compelled to tell her about the time you kicked a frog at your mother. Dirty girl! This Wonder Woman t-shirt is from famous t-shirt maker Junk Food meaning this tee is super-soft of the HIGHEST FREAKIN' QUALITY and...extremely limited. Seriously once we sell out your chances of finding these again are...super-slim to none.female - adult$29.99 -
Once again those boys over at epic t-shirt maker Junk Food have produced yet another sweet high quality product! The Batman Golden Age Triblend Junk Food T-Shirt is even above what we refer to as a 30 single t-shirt and is mind bogglingly soft. Made of 60% cotton 25% polyester and 15% rayon this t-shirt has a marbled black look and as previously stated this t-shirt is soft enough to cushion your soul for the harshness of Gotham City. Hey if you aren't careful that city will eat you up and spit you out! The old school image of Batman is great for you die hard fans and the highly distressed aspect of this t-shirt affirms it's powerful vintage origin. Seriously this shirt is like rolling into a casino with a stack of high society.male - adult$34.99 -
Who would have thought that the ladies would be into a superhero known for his command of willpower? That will power probably involves thinking about baseball....and then making a giant hard light construct of a baseball stadium! The ladies do like...flashy things and guys with a bit of confidence. Not too much or else you end up like Sinestro but just enough...like Green Lantern Hal Jordan! That guy gets all the ladies...and leaves most of them Star Sapphires. This great 50% cotton 50% polyester Green Lantern Green Light Junk Food T-Shirt is INSANELY soft and comes from ultra t-shirt maker Junkfood. That means this puppy is high quality and of limited supplies! There can only be like 2400 Green Lanterns at any given time and this shirt will not search out the next closest sentient being of sufficient qualities.male - adult$28.99 -
Captain America likes beating Naught-zees red faced people and shape changing sub surface dwellers. When a hard day's work is over he likes to relax with a nice cold frosty....chocolate sundae? What the heck! Oh wait I forgot that Captain America is one of those upstanding ethical code kind of guys and he's not going to be putting any sort of vile poisons in his system! Don't give him to much crap he's the designated driver for Tony Stark. That guy is a train wreck. The Captain America No Drugs Junk Food T-Shirt is a much higher quality(and softer) t-shirt than a normal t-shirt and features a highly distressed Captain America smashing the word 'drugs' into pieces. If only it was that easy!male - adult$28.99 -
The Flash...well...he gets around. Not really all that surprising for a fellow that can break the light barrier and/or vibrate into other dimensions. He likes to visit places like Paris Berlin New York and Sydney. What you thought it meant something else? Suppose it could mean that too but fear not. That suit acts like a full body sized prophylactic - which means it prevents disease and frostbite! You're still looking at me funny. I probably just don't get it. Maybe you care to pick up this 50% cotton 50% polyester Flash I Get Around Junk Food T-Shirt and you can make your own judgments without internet silliness. This t-shirt is ultra soft extremely high quality and comes from monolithic producer Junk Food! These t-shirts are rare and once they are out they are out for good!male - adult$28.99 -
(inside Robin's head) "One day I'll be Gotham's biggest protector! I won't live in the shadow of Batman anymore! Everybody is always making fun of me but I'll show them! I'll run for president or something or become a world famous artist all the while defeating and doling out justice to the evil and corrupt! Yeah I'll be the world's most fresh warrior-poet one that would make even the stoic of ancients bow and respect my power! I can lift 16 tons like it is nothing I throw tanks at people like it is nobody's business. What do you mean I can't pick up 16 tons and I'll always be known as Batman's little sidekick!? Nightwing broke off...why can't I? Ugh...guess I need to keep working! At least Junk Food understands my plight with this epic Robin's Sketchbook Junk Food Triblend T-Shirt! It features my very own personal artwork with all my ripply muscles goodness. It is even a triblend t-shirt made of 50% polyester 38% cotton and 12% rayon. That means it is way softer than you are used to amale - adult$31.99 -
Made from 50% Cotton 38% Polyester and 12% Rayon this heather gray t-shirt features a purposely distressed image of Superman lifting a car in mid-air proclaiming that this is merely an act of...fitness? And to be honest what passes for Superman's heart doesn't seem to acknowledge the strain of twanging an asteroid into the Andromeda galaxy either so....right he's showing off. This Superman t-shirt is made with a blend of 3 fabrics making it a little thicker than the average Junk Food tee and adding an almost marble coloration the the already present heather effect. And yes since it is indeed Junk Food it's extremely soft super limited and....humble.male - adult$29.99 -
Made from 50% Cotton 38% Polyester and 12% Rayon this heather blue t-shirt features a purposely distressed image of Spiderman running from what appears to be an explosion..trapped in a web? Oh and there's Spiderman's very own logo to his right (our left) and under foot! This Spiderman tee is made from a blend of 3 materials adding a modicum of thickness and an almost marble coloration to the already present heather effect. And since this is a supremely high quality Junk food T-shirt it's ridiculously soft extremely limited and faster than an explosion...trapped in a ....web. Ugh.male - adult$29.99 -
Made from 50% Cotton and 50% Polyester this heather-brown t-shirt features a purposely distressed image of the ever-lovin'-kick-you-in-the-ribs-stealin'-your-lollipop-blue-eyed Thing rock-crusted strongman and member of the fabled Fantastic Four! Here's the Thing runnin' hard stompin' up dust and whistlin' Dixie all while eatin' a cornbeef sammich! Ok no "sammich" eatin' goin' on here. This Thing t-shirt is from famous quality t-shirt maker Junk Food and that means it's super-freakin'-soft extremely limited and softer than the rosy cheeks of a certain Aunt Petunia!male - adult$24.99 -
Now this Star Wars t-shirt from Junk Food is straight up surreal! Just look at the prevalence of the red white and blue motif...it practically bleeds all over the place. It's always good when somebody can take a vintage looking shirt like this and just put a creative twist to things. I love those guys at Junk Food! This 100% cotton t-shirt is softer than your normal t-shirt and features an ensemble cast of Star Wars. Let's see we got a Jedi and a Half (Leia) a Sith Lord a robot and a thief! That sounds to me like a party that is going to go real sour real fast. Though Thanksgiving dinners at the Skywalker residence is already a bit strained; and you thought your family was bad!male - adult$25.99 -
Spiderman is actually one of the greatest internet trolls of the past two centuries. He's the guy who came up with all of those ASCII graphics with the face palm AND Spiderman is solely responsible for that whole ORLY/NO WAI meme. He really is rather insidious! Spiderman is so into the web he got his web shooters replaced with ethernet cables so he can just jack in any time! He has to check his Facebook and you can't always get a wireless signal ya know? Probably the reason why he hasn't been so active these days he's been doing some serious gaming. Some kind of new MMO with elves and whatnot so I wouldn't expect to see him anytime soon. While you are lamenting on your now-hermit superhero you can immortalize him with this 50% cotton 50% polyester t-shirt from divine producer Junk Food! They only make one wave of these puppies and they are of artisan-like quality...so as they say on the intarwebz you better get on this before you get pwned. GG NO RE!male - adult$25.99 -
Hulk want to PUMP....YOU UP! Hulk Hans and Franz have recently teamed up to create an exercise video aimed at releasing one's inner rage and frustration into explosive muscles and stamina. Unfortunately the Hulk as always was far too into it and ended up tearing Hans and Franz in half like a phone book. It has become increasingly difficult for the Hulk's agent to find anybody willing to work with him so in retrospect the Hulk decided to go it solo. This new video is responsible for the creation of the likes of Vin Diesel Randy Couture and Brock Lesner. That was about 15 minutes into the intro! Maybe the video throws off bands of gamma radiation? Either way this extremely fine intensely soft 100% cotton t-shirt comes from Junk Food and one thing about Junk Food is that they do not mess around! Limited quantity and exceptional quality get one now or you'll be left in the dust girly-man!male - adult$25.99 -
Well here is a novel idea the Flash likes fast girls! He must be really into that chick from NASCAR. Zoom zoom! Or maybe he was thinking about a professional swimmer or sprinter. Wait there is another meaning to fast girls? You mean like that 3 cup game where you have to guess what the ball is under? No...I'm still missing the point? Well I have no idea what you're talking about. I keep thinking some kind of sleight of hand...or something. Maybe the Flash is just running away from the scary women! Using the Speed Force to get away from a 'Grenade' as those guys from the Jersey Shore are ever so fond of saying. Anyways this hyperactive 100% cotton shirt from high quality producer Junk Food is extremely limited crazy soft and bound to just disappear in a FLASH...ugh that was horrible.female - adult$25.99 -
Made from 100% Cotton this cream colored t-shirt features a classic purposely distressed image of Mr. Fantastic leader of the fabled Fantastic Four rendered by comic book legend John Byrne! Here we have Dr. Richards flapping his rubbery appendages comparing his extraordinary physicality to his easy going nature! That's right FF Fans Mr Fantastic is here to help even in the midst of communicating with sentient atoms restitching tears in space-time before more giant blue people spill out and building city-sized space vessels shrinking them to the size of a quark to enter Dr Doom's big toe and........expanding. Just don''t ask him to help Sue with the kids and everything should be fine. This Fantastic Four t-shirt is from famous t-shirt maker Junk Food meaning it's high quality super-soft extremely limited and just too damn busy to dry the dishes!male - adult$24.99 -
Made from 50% Cotton and 50% Polyester this heather blue t-shirt features a classic slightly distressed image of Superman flying underneath his very own logo and right beside the proclamation that he is indeed the originator of the "fist pump." Or someone else coined the term long after Superman had been "fist pumping" the hell out of villainous sentient planets or something then reminded us all after the fact that Superman's globe-splintering was indeed the "original." Something like that. Anyway this Superman tee is from famous t-shirt maker Junk Food meaning it's high quality super-soft extremely limited and....original-ish.male - adult$24.99 -
Made from 60% Cotton 25% Polyester and 15% Rayon this juniors-cut extra sheer woman's t-shirt features a purposely distressed Superman shield symbol below a striped Superman logo! This Superman tee for the ladies is absolutely perfect for female fans of Superman Superman and a lock of Superman's hair. And since this Superman tee is from quality t-shirt maker Junk Food it's super-soft extremely limited and absolutely worth putting next to that lock of Superman's hair you...uh..."borrowed" from Lexcorp.female - adult$24.99 -
Made from 60% cotton 25% Polyester and 15% Rayon this heather-blue junior's-cut woman's t-shirt features a slightly faded image of Batman standing atop his logo in blocked multi-colored letters birthed from the heights of an ancient Gotham tenement. This Batman tee is made from a fabric triblend adding an almost marble coloration to the already present heather effect. And since this Batman tee is from famous t-shirt maker Junk Food it's super-soft extremely limited and possibly more stylish than your toothless uncle Patrick!female - adult$24.99 -
Made from 60% cotton 25% Polyester and 15% Rayon this charcoal black heather t-shirt features an illustrated image of Darth Vader taken right from the classic Marvel comic books based on the hit series of Star Wars films! Darth Vader is a Dark Lord of the Sith; this means he won't help you carry your space-groceries. This Darth Vader tee is made with a fabric tri-blend meaning it's more durable with an almost marble coloration adding to the heather effect. And because this Star Wars tee is made from quality t-shirt maker Junk Food it's super-soft very limited and.....look Vader will eat you! Buy the t-shirt!male - adult$31.99 -
Made from 60% Cotton 25% Polyester and 15% Rayon this charcoal black t-shirt features slightly distressed images of Batman and Joker in the midst of challenging tormenting and just plain annoying each other without actually coming to blows. Yep being a member of the costumed community gives way to an awful lot of posturing. This Junk Food t-shirt is made from a tr-blend fabric creating a sturdier material and adding an almost marble coloration to the already heather effect. This Batman t-shirt is extremely limited super-soft and just....well no-one's going to get hurt on this one.male - adult$31.99 -
Made from 100% Cotton this is a a black t-shirt featuring a purposely distressed "poor man's 3-D" version of Spiderman in red and blue running at you and demanding you "jump back" as he "pops out" of your TV. Spiderman may be getting on the 3-D wagon a little late. Anyway this Spiderman tee is from famous t-shirt maker Junk Food meaning it's super-soft very limited and extremely 3 dimensional!male - adult$24.99 -
Made from 100% Cotton this pinkish "papaya" colored juniors cut t-shirt features Wonder Woman's head soaking in mild tropic-infused psychedelia and a proclamation stating her persuasion and patriotism! And oh look at the pretty rainbow! This Wonder Woman t-shirt is from famous t-shirt maker Junk Food and that means it's quality super soft very limited and quite....humid actually.female - adult$23.99 -
Made from 100% cotton this cream colored t-shirt features a slightly distressed image of Superman losing in the battle against Kryptonite...or faking this whole susceptibility to Kryptonite thing and taking a well deserved nap. I mean the guy's on call 24/7. It's the only way to get people to back the hell off! This Superman tee is from famous t-shirt maker Junk Food so it's high quality super-soft very limited and very...very.....sleeeepy. ZZzzzzzzzzzzz. Oops. Must be near some Kryptonite. HAH!male - adult$24.99
These are some of the best junk food t shirts and shirts on the Internet. These junk food tees range from funny to vintage to retro and they come in men's, women's and kids sizes.
