Junk Food T-shirts
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Made from 52% Cotton and 48% Polyester this cream colored zip-up hoodie for junior-women features a purposely distressed multi-colored Wonder Woman symbol adorning the upper left...uh...quadrant.... of the hoodie! It's also got a distressed encircled image of Wonder Woman's logo over a sunny day portal slapped on back! Does Wonder Woman wear a hoodie? Heck no! Only pathetic drooling listless and blubbering male-things need hoodies! Because men are skinless with hearts of ice....That's why they need hoodies! Ahem. Anyway let's just ignore Wonder Woman for a second. This is a quality zip-up hoodie for junior-sized women made from quality t-shirt maker Junk Food. That means: superior softness super-limited print run and.....crafted specifically for the sisterhood!female - adult$57.99 -
Made from 50% Cotton and 50% Polyester this soft long sleeved t-shirt for junior-women features a purposely distressed encircled image of clouds revealing the sun's bright glass-filtered beams; a fairly peaceful background for the highly recognizable Wonder Woman logo. This Wonder Woman shirt with thermal-like sleeves also features liberal clusters of a sort of see-through material; this is the result of an acid-wash technique where superficial layers of the fabric are purposely removed to reveal a soft shear material. Now this is a Junk Food shirt here so we're talking the usual: Extremely soft extremely limited and.......well known for its sunnier disposition. Hardy-freakin' har!female - adult$29.99 -
Made from 100% Cotton this super-soft black-wash t-shirt features a purposely distressed image of Superman......preparing to kick the crap out of Mighty Joe Young...possibly. Yep. Y'know giant apes punching the hell out of homeless shelters or retirements homes was quite the norm in Metropolis 'afore Superman came to town. Yep. Superman pretty much put a cap on it but every once and awhile......one pops it's head out in search of.....elephants or damsels. Anyway this vintage-in-appearance Superman t-shirt is from quality t-shirt maker Junk Food meaning it's ridiculously soft extremely limited and......not silly at all.male - adult$28.99 -
Made from 50% cotton and 50% polyester this blue juniors-cut woman's t-shirt features the....Superman symbol! Yeah! You a fan of Superman? You...a lady? You like the super-soft super-limited high-end but worn-in-appearance qualities indicative of that which can only be known as.....a Junk Food T-Shirt!!??? Yeah? Now let me take it back around....You a fan of Superman? Good. Add to Cart.female - adult$23.99 -
Ever see that movie 'SLC Punk'? It is a bunch of anarchist punks growing up in some boring town. One of the most popular robots in history the mighty R2-D2 was set to appear. However they found out that he didn't mesh with his fellow rogues and had to cut R2 from the set of the movie. It's okay cause he would've totally changed the tone of that movie with his rage-filled heart and low tolerance for authority. What you didn't catch that part of his personality? It is all spelled out with beeps and boops! Ugh you people sometimes. I'm not even sure you are fit to wear this 100% cotton Star Wars R2-D2 Cyber Punk Junk Food T-Shirt. It comes from high quality t-shirt maker Junk Food and features R2-D2 showing his true colors. Hey zipping around the Star Wars galaxy will take it's toll sooner or later!male - adult$27.99 -
Made from 100% Cotton this "mustard yellow" t-shirt features a purposely worn all to hell image of Spiderman swinging through.......the old west maybe. I mean it looks pretty damn old to me. Maybe he's swinging to meet Black Bart at high noon in front of Sally's Saloon. Yep. Now this is a slightly heavier Junk Food T-shirt but being that it's Junk Food this baby is still ultra-soft extremely limited and.....spun by hand? With that loom over there in the corner by the...butter churner?male - adult$29.99 -
Made from 100% Cotton this soft cream colored off-white t-shirt features a purposely distressed image of Robin the Boy Wonder preparing to mount his R-Cycle and....asking if you're up for riding along! Don't worry the R-Cycle only goes up to 750 miler per hour. And Robin never crashes unless....he's purposely trying to hit homeless people. Yeah then he gets a little..reckless. Anyway this Robin t-shirt is from famous t-shirt maker Junk Food meaning this t-shirt is all of the following: A) Extremely soft. B) Extremely limited. C) Too good for you.male - adult$27.99 -
Made from 100% Cotton this off-white cream colored extremely soft t-shirt features a purposely distressed image of Captain America declaring his need for...you reader of all things Marvel while advertising the Marvel Convention of 1976! Yep you were there..or so this t-shirt would have us believe. Okay maybe your pops was there. He dressed up like Molecule Man and...uh..yeah. Anyway celebrate the 70's AND the Marvel Convention that probably occurred before your umbilical cord was fully formed with this extremely soft extremely limited high-end t-shirt from Junk Food tees!male - adult$27.99 -
Made from 100% Cotton this light yellow soft t-shirt cut for junior-women features a vintage pop-art image of Wonder Woman succumbing to the fear of secrets revealed! What horrible act has Wonder Woman perpetrated that Superman can NEVER KNOW!!?? All right I'll spill....she kissed Metamorpho! I know I know but....I saw it! I saw it with my own eyes! I think I...(gasp)...I think I saw some tongue action. AAAAGGGGHHH! Anyway this juniors-cut t-shirt for women is from supreme t-shirt maker Junk Food meaning it's exceptionally soft extremely limited and just...a little ...adventurous.female - adult$26.99 -
Made from 50% Polyester and 50% Cotton this "blueberry" blue heather t-shirt features a purposely distressed image of Barry Allen aka The Flash defeated handily by six of his more recognizable rogues! Yes apparently they planted a giant Flash logo in his path and....SLAMMO! The Flash endeth! Anyway let me see if I can name Flash's rogues: There's Captain Cold Heatwave Mirror Master Captain Boomerang the Top and Little Boy Blue! Yeah I know my Rogues! Anyway this image taken straight from a classic issue of the Flash comic is printed on a high quality Junk Food t-shirt. And yes it's super-soft extremely limited and.....able to dodge a huge honkin' logo...unlike the Flash.male - adult$27.99 -
Made from 100% Cotton this black-washed juniors-cut woman's t-shirt features a purposely distressed classic Batgirl logo! This is the first logo to adorn Batgirl's initial attempt at a costume...the one with a Utility Belt filled with dolls and rolling pins. HAH! Anyway yeah she was like 10 or eleven when she started doling out justice. Yep. If there was a crime occurring downhill the Batwagon might make an appearance! HAH! Anyway this vintage looking Batgirl tee is from famous high-end t-shirt maker Junk Food meaning this tee is super-soft extremely limited and just...Bat-tacular! Ahem.female - adult$26.99 -
Made from 50% Polyester and 50% Cotton this soft heather-green t-shirt features a purposely distressed image of Green Lantern's...fist...with ring...alight! Oh and in case you're not sure whose fist that is the words "Green Lantern" are denoted on that old-timey scrolling parchment! It looks like this image may have been taken from a Green Lantern comic during...the Great Depression maybe? Hmmmm. Anyway it's a cool vintage-in-appearance t-shirt from the t-shirt maestros and Junk Food so......yeah it's super-soft excruciatingly limited and well it's pre-classic GL baby.male - adult$27.99 -
Made from 100% Cotton this cream off-white t-shirt feature a classic purposely distressed image of good old Green Lantern projecting the words to the Green Lantern Oath with his trusty Oan Power Ring! That's right Green Lantern wants every member of the GL Corps. regardless of race to be able to read the Oath in English Earth-speak. Not sure why but...I suppose English is still the universal language! HAH! Ahem. Anyway this Green Lantern tee is from famous t-shirt maker Junk Food meaning it's super-soft of the highest make and EXTREMELY LIMITED!male - adult$27.99 -
Made from 100% Cotton this almond colored t-shirt features a severely faded/ distressed image of Captain America's shield and his logo appearing as if.....drawn by chalk? Really? Is this the work of your 5 year old brother? He sits there on the sidewalk wearing a blue colored bucket and holding a blue-painted trashcan calling ants "Agents of Hydra" and...smashing them. Apparently he got someone's attention since...he's designing t-shirts! Anyway regardless of the aesthetics this is a Junk Food T-shirt. Now this JF tee is a little heavier than their normal shirt but...it's Junk Food so the following still applies: Softer than freedom more limited than liberty and only slightly less stylish than the Greatest Generation.male - adult$29.99 -
Made from 50% Cotton and 50% Polyester this soft "blueberry" blue t-shirt features an "x-tremely" distressed image of some classic X-Men members! There's Colossus! There's Cyclops! There's...okay you know who they are and what they can do; I'll stop. Anyway looks like they're converging on...your trailer. Probably should never have invited Magneto to stay at your double-wide for those 2 weeks after he launched cannonballs at the last 2 remaining Hardees restaurants. Anyway this is a high end Junk Food tee meaning it's extremely limited super-soft and........superior to humanity in EVERY WAY!male - adult$27.99 -
Made from 100% Cotton this juniors-cut woman's t-shirt is a washed black featuring a purposely distressed encircled image of Wonder Woman looking....oh so pretty. But she really can't help that can she? After all she was made from godly...stuff. Yeah...stuff. Anyway this classic shot of Wonder Woman is on a Junk Food t-shirt. What that means to you: Super-soft extremely limited and .....divinely woven.female - adult$23.99 -
Made from 100% Cotton this cream colored off-white t-shirt features a purposely distressed vintage image of the Mighty Thor picking a fight with....his logo apparently. Yes he's screaming hollering and raising his hammer right in front of his very own logo. Perhaps his logo...made a pass at the lady Sif? Perhaps his logo....mentioned that Thor might be weaker than a Pink Cloud Giant of Smeltbjorngrablebund? Hmm. Whatever it was Thor's really about to lay into this logo...big time. I'm talking a godly wrath on scary levels here. Yep. Anyway this image of a mere 3 seconds before the megadeath inflicted upon Thor's logo is brought to you by the t-shirt masters at Junk Food. What this means is: Super-soft a print run more limited than your time spent as a port-o-potty custodian and...it's great.male - adult$27.99 -
Made from 80% Cotton and 20% Polyester this soft heather gray t-shirt features a vintage purposely distressed image of the Mighty Thor holding aloft his mighty Uru hammer Mjolnir as it draws upon the power of intemperate weather! Yes it's Thor. Yes he's summoning the power of jagged flashing lights! Yep. That's what Thor does you see. Yep. Oh and he also disrespects his father quite a bit. Yep. Calls him "blindy" or something. Anyway this Thor t-shirt is from high-end t-shirt maker Junk Food so that means this baby is EXTREMELY limited EXTREMELY soft and...other good things denoted in capital letters.male - adult$27.99 -
Made from 100% cotton this black t-shirt features a purposely distressed vintage image featuring Thor versus one of Galactus' more "hot tempered" heralds Firelord! HAH! See what I did there? "Hot tempered?" HAH! Anyway Thor's pretty damn powerful but Firelord's no slouch. He's a herald of the timeless infinitely powered being Galactus so...yeah he could kick your brother's ass at the very least. Anyway I wonder who's going to win this one...Okay probably Thor. I think Firelord has a habit of "burning out." HAH! I did it again! See? "Burning out?" Anyway this is a high end junk Food T-Shirt meaning this baby is extremely limited exponentially soft and (giggle) a "hot seller!" HOOOO!male - adult$27.99 -
Made from 50% Polyester and 50% Cotton this soft yellow t-shirt features a vintage-in-appearance (purposely distressed) Superman symbol as part of the apparent Superman Muscle Building Club graphic. Yep if you're part of the Superman Muscle Building Club you're probably pretty damn strong. Your workout probably consists of flying laps around the sun bench pressing star clusters and head butting holes through dimensional membranes. Yep welcome to club Superman. Unfortunately membership tends to kill non-powered persons within 15 seconds of the first session...with a free trainer! This Superman tee is from high-end t-shirt maker Junk Food meaning it's super-soft super-limited and....a flag of remembrance for past members whose corpses are still being identified outside Earth's atmosphere.male - adult$27.99 -
It is party time...Excellent! Wayne's World...I mean SUPERMAN's world. How could I possibly forget? Forgetting about the Man of Steel over two rockers from Aurora...ugh..what was I thinking! Please 50% cotton 38% polyester 12% rayon Superman Party Time Triblend Junk Food T-Shirt forgive me for my transgression! I've been writing a lot and all of the pulp culture begins to congeal in the back of my head. High quality t-shirts from Junk Food help me keep what little sanity I have left though and this boldly soft(more than you can handle) t-shirt featuring Superman finally cutting loose is a well received reprieve. The Superman Party Time Triblend Junk Food T-Shirt is one of a kind t-shirt among mortal t-shirts. Probably has something to do with the effects of a yellow sun.male - adult$34.99 -
There is a special gene in some t-shirts that allow them to develop fantastic powers. Take this great 50% cotton 50% polyester X-Men Legacy by David Finch Junk Food T-Shirt as an example! It has that retro look to it that is accented by the color scheme and distressed images of the X-Men! It also looks like the X-Men have been working out...even Nightcrawler looks juiced! Wolverine always looks like he's going to tear somebody's head off though...I wonder if he has ever had a moment of levity in his entire life. On the bright side of things this shirt is softer then a psychic's tea cozy and won't be hunted mercilessly by Sentinels. This t-shirt comes from monolithic producer Junk Food meaning that it has traveled back in time to prevent Xavier's death or the Phoenix altering the flow of events. It is either that or they just make some really good t-shirts.male - adult$28.99 -
Thor is not known for his softness unlike this 100% cotton Thor Thunder Storm Junk Food T-Shirt. It bears his moniker but trades the god-imbued lightning for comfort and smoothness. Hey can't have it all! Lightning actually kind of stings a bit so it is best to be avoided for prolonged amounts of time. Thor is alright though considering he commands the bloody things and that hammer is a great grounding rod! You most likely don't want to be playing Golf with Thor would be my guess. This great t-shirt comes from Junk Food which was a t-shirt company founded in Asgard and then transplanted to our realm - how else can you explain the divinity of this t-shirt? Features a highly distressed image with a good old fashioned vintage feel! I bet this shirt has you speaking Ye Olde English already quite verily.male - adult$28.99 -
Man that second Death Star really burned a hole in the Empire's pocket. Sure that first one was completed in no time but when the Rebels blew it up the Empire still had loans to pay back. Not wanting to be outdone by a rabble of teenagers the Empire ordered the construction of a 2nd Deathstar. Unfortunately at this point their credit was ruined and they had to take several loans with interest through the roof! When the bank started knocking Darth Vader had to make the tough call of selling off his beloved Star of much Death-itude. Instead of pesky little fliers though he decided to go the route of extremely fine 50% polyester 50% cotton Star Wars Deathstar For Sale Junk Food T-Shirt! Junk Food is known the galaxy wide for some of the highest quality t-shirts ever made and the softness of this t-shirt is enough to get even the Emperor to wince a little bit.male - adult$28.99
These are some of the best junk food t shirts and shirts on the Internet. These junk food tees range from funny to vintage to retro and they come in men's, women's and kids sizes.
