Made from 50% cotton and 50% polyester this blue juniors-cut woman's t-shirt features the....Superman symbol! Yeah! You a fan of Superman? You...a lady? You like the super-soft super-limited high-end but worn-in-appearance qualities indicative of that which can only be known as.....a Junk Food T-Shirt!!??? Yeah? Now let me take it back around....You a fan of Superman? Good. Add to Cart.

Ever see that movie 'SLC Punk'? It is a bunch of anarchist punks growing up in some boring town. One of the most popular robots in history the mighty R2-D2 was set to appear. However they found out that he didn't mesh with his fellow rogues and had to cut R2 from the set of the movie. It's okay cause he would've totally changed the tone of that movie with his rage-filled heart and low tolerance for authority. What you didn't catch that part of his personality? It is all spelled out with beeps and boops! Ugh you people sometimes. I'm not even sure you are fit to wear this 100% cotton Star Wars R2-D2 Cyber Punk Junk Food T-Shirt. It comes from high quality t-shirt maker Junk Food and features R2-D2 showing his true colors. Hey zipping around the Star Wars galaxy will take it's toll sooner or later!

Made from 100% Cotton this "mustard yellow" t-shirt features a purposely worn all to hell image of Spiderman swinging through.......the old west maybe. I mean it looks pretty damn old to me. Maybe he's swinging to meet Black Bart at high noon in front of Sally's Saloon. Yep. Now this is a slightly heavier Junk Food T-shirt but being that it's Junk Food this baby is still ultra-soft extremely limited and.....spun by hand? With that loom over there in the corner by the...butter churner?

Made from 100% Cotton this soft cream colored off-white t-shirt features a purposely distressed image of Robin the Boy Wonder preparing to mount his R-Cycle and....asking if you're up for riding along! Don't worry the R-Cycle only goes up to 750 miler per hour. And Robin never crashes unless....he's purposely trying to hit homeless people. Yeah then he gets a little..reckless. Anyway this Robin t-shirt is from famous t-shirt maker Junk Food meaning this t-shirt is all of the following: A) Extremely soft. B) Extremely limited. C) Too good for you.

Made from 100% Cotton this off-white cream colored extremely soft t-shirt features a purposely distressed image of Captain America declaring his need for...you reader of all things Marvel while advertising the Marvel Convention of 1976! Yep you were there..or so this t-shirt would have us believe. Okay maybe your pops was there. He dressed up like Molecule Man and...uh..yeah. Anyway celebrate the 70's AND the Marvel Convention that probably occurred before your umbilical cord was fully formed with this extremely soft extremely limited high-end t-shirt from Junk Food tees!

Made from 100% Cotton this black-washed juniors-cut woman's t-shirt features a purposely distressed classic Batgirl logo! This is the first logo to adorn Batgirl's initial attempt at a costume...the one with a Utility Belt filled with dolls and rolling pins. HAH! Anyway yeah she was like 10 or eleven when she started doling out justice. Yep. If there was a crime occurring downhill the Batwagon might make an appearance! HAH! Anyway this vintage looking Batgirl tee is from famous high-end t-shirt maker Junk Food meaning this tee is super-soft extremely limited and just...Bat-tacular! Ahem.

Made from 50% Polyester and 50% Cotton this soft heather-green t-shirt features a purposely distressed image of Green Lantern's...fist...with ring...alight! Oh and in case you're not sure whose fist that is the words "Green Lantern" are denoted on that old-timey scrolling parchment! It looks like this image may have been taken from a Green Lantern comic during...the Great Depression maybe? Hmmmm. Anyway it's a cool vintage-in-appearance t-shirt from the t-shirt maestros and Junk Food so......yeah it's super-soft excruciatingly limited and well it's pre-classic GL baby.

Made from 100% Cotton this cream off-white t-shirt feature a classic purposely distressed image of good old Green Lantern projecting the words to the Green Lantern Oath with his trusty Oan Power Ring! That's right Green Lantern wants every member of the GL Corps. regardless of race to be able to read the Oath in English Earth-speak. Not sure why but...I suppose English is still the universal language! HAH! Ahem. Anyway this Green Lantern tee is from famous t-shirt maker Junk Food meaning it's super-soft of the highest make and EXTREMELY LIMITED!

Made from 100% Cotton this almond colored t-shirt features a severely faded/ distressed image of Captain America's shield and his logo appearing as if.....drawn by chalk? Really? Is this the work of your 5 year old brother? He sits there on the sidewalk wearing a blue colored bucket and holding a blue-painted trashcan calling ants "Agents of Hydra" and...smashing them. Apparently he got someone's attention since...he's designing t-shirts! Anyway regardless of the aesthetics this is a Junk Food T-shirt. Now this JF tee is a little heavier than their normal shirt but...it's Junk Food so the following still applies: Softer than freedom more limited than liberty and only slightly less stylish than the Greatest Generation.

Made from 50% Cotton and 50% Polyester this soft "blueberry" blue t-shirt features an "x-tremely" distressed image of some classic X-Men members! There's Colossus! There's Cyclops! There's...okay you know who they are and what they can do; I'll stop. Anyway looks like they're converging on...your trailer. Probably should never have invited Magneto to stay at your double-wide for those 2 weeks after he launched cannonballs at the last 2 remaining Hardees restaurants. Anyway this is a high end Junk Food tee meaning it's extremely limited super-soft and........superior to humanity in EVERY WAY!

Made from 100% Cotton this cream colored off-white t-shirt features a purposely distressed vintage image of the Mighty Thor picking a fight with....his logo apparently. Yes he's screaming hollering and raising his hammer right in front of his very own logo. Perhaps his logo...made a pass at the lady Sif? Perhaps his logo....mentioned that Thor might be weaker than a Pink Cloud Giant of Smeltbjorngrablebund? Hmm. Whatever it was Thor's really about to lay into this logo...big time. I'm talking a godly wrath on scary levels here. Yep. Anyway this image of a mere 3 seconds before the megadeath inflicted upon Thor's logo is brought to you by the t-shirt masters at Junk Food. What this means is: Super-soft a print run more limited than your time spent as a port-o-potty custodian and...it's great.

Made from 100% cotton this black t-shirt features a purposely distressed vintage image featuring Thor versus one of Galactus' more "hot tempered" heralds Firelord! HAH! See what I did there? "Hot tempered?" HAH! Anyway Thor's pretty damn powerful but Firelord's no slouch. He's a herald of the timeless infinitely powered being Galactus so...yeah he could kick your brother's ass at the very least. Anyway I wonder who's going to win this one...Okay probably Thor. I think Firelord has a habit of "burning out." HAH! I did it again! See? "Burning out?" Anyway this is a high end junk Food T-Shirt meaning this baby is extremely limited exponentially soft and (giggle) a "hot seller!" HOOOO!

Made from 50% Polyester and 50% Cotton this soft yellow t-shirt features a vintage-in-appearance (purposely distressed) Superman symbol as part of the apparent Superman Muscle Building Club graphic. Yep if you're part of the Superman Muscle Building Club you're probably pretty damn strong. Your workout probably consists of flying laps around the sun bench pressing star clusters and head butting holes through dimensional membranes. Yep welcome to club Superman. Unfortunately membership tends to kill non-powered persons within 15 seconds of the first session...with a free trainer! This Superman tee is from high-end t-shirt maker Junk Food meaning it's super-soft super-limited and....a flag of remembrance for past members whose corpses are still being identified outside Earth's atmosphere.

It is party time...Excellent! Wayne's World...I mean SUPERMAN's world. How could I possibly forget? Forgetting about the Man of Steel over two rockers from Aurora...ugh..what was I thinking! Please 50% cotton 38% polyester 12% rayon Superman Party Time Triblend Junk Food T-Shirt forgive me for my transgression! I've been writing a lot and all of the pulp culture begins to congeal in the back of my head. High quality t-shirts from Junk Food help me keep what little sanity I have left though and this boldly soft(more than you can handle) t-shirt featuring Superman finally cutting loose is a well received reprieve. The Superman Party Time Triblend Junk Food T-Shirt is one of a kind t-shirt among mortal t-shirts. Probably has something to do with the effects of a yellow sun.

Thor is not known for his softness unlike this 100% cotton Thor Thunder Storm Junk Food T-Shirt. It bears his moniker but trades the god-imbued lightning for comfort and smoothness. Hey can't have it all! Lightning actually kind of stings a bit so it is best to be avoided for prolonged amounts of time. Thor is alright though considering he commands the bloody things and that hammer is a great grounding rod! You most likely don't want to be playing Golf with Thor would be my guess. This great t-shirt comes from Junk Food which was a t-shirt company founded in Asgard and then transplanted to our realm - how else can you explain the divinity of this t-shirt? Features a highly distressed image with a good old fashioned vintage feel! I bet this shirt has you speaking Ye Olde English already quite verily.

Man that second Death Star really burned a hole in the Empire's pocket. Sure that first one was completed in no time but when the Rebels blew it up the Empire still had loans to pay back. Not wanting to be outdone by a rabble of teenagers the Empire ordered the construction of a 2nd Deathstar. Unfortunately at this point their credit was ruined and they had to take several loans with interest through the roof! When the bank started knocking Darth Vader had to make the tough call of selling off his beloved Star of much Death-itude. Instead of pesky little fliers though he decided to go the route of extremely fine 50% polyester 50% cotton Star Wars Deathstar For Sale Junk Food T-Shirt! Junk Food is known the galaxy wide for some of the highest quality t-shirts ever made and the softness of this t-shirt is enough to get even the Emperor to wince a little bit.

Wow Spider Man...when did you decide to grow a pair? Guess you had enough of everybody always picking on you. Can't say that I really blame you...I would have flipped out a long time ago; just would've kept that Venom suit on because that thing was a tremendous alibi. Look at the bright side of things Spider Man at least a distressed image of you is placed on silky soft 50% cotton 50% polyester Spiderman Wants Some Junk Food T-Shirt! I'll even cut you a deal you can pretend to be all rough and tough; it'll work too because everybody has just been waiting for you to snap. This t-shirt comes crawling from quality t-shirt maker Junk Food meaning this is amazingly classy and of limited supply! Get it now before Mephisto makes a deal to wish it all away.

Darth Vader is a straight up Gangsta yo. It wasn't Coolio singing about living in a Gangsta's Paradise it was our man Darth Vader; Duke of the Dark Side King of the Sith Popcorn Playa Prime! You think the Death Star was a death dealing space station? Naw son it was originally suppose to be the galaxy's biggest piece of bling. It was that pesky Emperor who demanded some other function than impressing the ladies. Oh well. At least Darth Vader got a small measure of ego-inflating goodness with this Super Ewok Soft 60% cotton 25% polyester and 15% rayon Darth Vader Yo Junk Food Triblend T-Shirt. Sure it isn't the galaxy's biggest piece of bling but it is a high quality t-shirt a cut way above the rest. This shirt redefines the word soft which is exactly what Anakin Skywalker always hoped to attain(I think?). Coming from Junk Food this shirt is the absolute pinnacle in quality and supplies are limited!

Made from 50% cotton and 50% Polyester this dark charcoal heather-gray loose fitting t-shirt cut for junior-women features a purposely distressed black-washed image of Wonder Woman encircled by...a rainbow...that's surrounded by stars and...ugh. Oh and there's the Wonder Woman logo sitting on the rainbow ends! YAY! Wonder Woman's got her lasso! She's gonna'...lasso you! YAY! Now you'll feel compelled to tell her about the time you kicked a frog at your mother. Dirty girl! This Wonder Woman t-shirt is from famous t-shirt maker Junk Food meaning this tee is super-soft of the HIGHEST FREAKIN' QUALITY and...extremely limited. Seriously once we sell out your chances of finding these again are...super-slim to none.

Once again those boys over at epic t-shirt maker Junk Food have produced yet another sweet high quality product! The Batman Golden Age Triblend Junk Food T-Shirt is even above what we refer to as a 30 single t-shirt and is mind bogglingly soft. Made of 60% cotton 25% polyester and 15% rayon this t-shirt has a marbled black look and as previously stated this t-shirt is soft enough to cushion your soul for the harshness of Gotham City. Hey if you aren't careful that city will eat you up and spit you out! The old school image of Batman is great for you die hard fans and the highly distressed aspect of this t-shirt affirms it's powerful vintage origin. Seriously this shirt is like rolling into a casino with a stack of high society.

Who would have thought that the ladies would be into a superhero known for his command of willpower? That will power probably involves thinking about baseball....and then making a giant hard light construct of a baseball stadium! The ladies do like...flashy things and guys with a bit of confidence. Not too much or else you end up like Sinestro but just enough...like Green Lantern Hal Jordan! That guy gets all the ladies...and leaves most of them Star Sapphires. This great 50% cotton 50% polyester Green Lantern Green Light Junk Food T-Shirt is INSANELY soft and comes from ultra t-shirt maker Junkfood. That means this puppy is high quality and of limited supplies! There can only be like 2400 Green Lanterns at any given time and this shirt will not search out the next closest sentient being of sufficient qualities.

Captain America likes beating Naught-zees red faced people and shape changing sub surface dwellers. When a hard day's work is over he likes to relax with a nice cold frosty....chocolate sundae? What the heck! Oh wait I forgot that Captain America is one of those upstanding ethical code kind of guys and he's not going to be putting any sort of vile poisons in his system! Don't give him to much crap he's the designated driver for Tony Stark. That guy is a train wreck. The Captain America No Drugs Junk Food T-Shirt is a much higher quality(and softer) t-shirt than a normal t-shirt and features a highly distressed Captain America smashing the word 'drugs' into pieces. If only it was that easy!

The Flash...well...he gets around. Not really all that surprising for a fellow that can break the light barrier and/or vibrate into other dimensions. He likes to visit places like Paris Berlin New York and Sydney. What you thought it meant something else? Suppose it could mean that too but fear not. That suit acts like a full body sized prophylactic - which means it prevents disease and frostbite! You're still looking at me funny. I probably just don't get it. Maybe you care to pick up this 50% cotton 50% polyester Flash Get Around Globe Junk Food T-Shirt and you can make your own judgments without internet silliness. This t-shirt is ultra soft extremely high quality and comes from monolithic producer Junk Food! These t-shirts are rare and once they are out they are out for good!

(inside Robin's head) "One day I'll be Gotham's biggest protector! I won't live in the shadow of Batman anymore! Everybody is always making fun of me but I'll show them! I'll run for president or something or become a world famous artist all the while defeating and doling out justice to the evil and corrupt! Yeah I'll be the world's most fresh warrior-poet one that would make even the stoic of ancients bow and respect my power! I can lift 16 tons like it is nothing I throw tanks at people like it is nobody's business. What do you mean I can't pick up 16 tons and I'll always be known as Batman's little sidekick!? Nightwing broke off...why can't I? Ugh...guess I need to keep working! At least Junk Food understands my plight with this epic Robin's Sketchbook Junk Food Triblend T-Shirt! It features my very own personal artwork with all my ripply muscles goodness. It is even a triblend t-shirt made of 50% polyester 38% cotton and 12% rayon. That means it is way softer than you are used to a