Made from 50% polyester 37% cotton and 13% rayon this epic t-shirt comes from pinnacle producer Junk Food; meaning this t-shirt is crazy soft extremely high quality and features a vintage look that Junk Food is widely known for! So how can we get this t-shirt even better? PUT BOBA FETT ON IT! BAAAAM! The Boba Fett Junk Food Sepia Triblend T-Shirt is that old timey brown-grey color with a distinctly unique poster image of Boba Fett and a logo! He slices he dices he makes jullian fries! The Boba Fett Junk Food Sepia Triblend T-Shirt has only been made in a very limited quantity and once it is gone it is gone for good! No flying out of the sarlacc pit this time.

All of those kids...with their pumped up kicks...hope they can out run my gun! I'm pretty sure the Joker would have been singing a wee bit of the Foster and the People during the Killing Joke but I guess that humor is kind of...dark! That's okay Babs is back and better than ever! Hiiii-yah! In celebration of the return of Batgirl Gordon we have this groovy little number - the 50% polyester 50% cotton Batgirl Teen Kicks Slouch Jr Women Junk Food T-Shirt! Showing off an old school retro image of Batgirl with the phrase "Teenage Kicks" above her head the t-shirt is one of those off the shoulder and/ or slouch shirts(meaning this shirt fits pretty loose). It comes from world famous t-shirt maker Junk Food which translates into extremely high quality and very limited numbers! Those guys only make so many of a t-shirt and then it is gone for good! No retconning no rebooting...GONE! Barbara got a 2nd chance...you might not!

DC Comics Scarlet Speedster AKA the Flash isn't really as fast as they make him out to be. He's actually pretty slow; but he uses a combination of smoke lights psycotropes and Jeremy Irons to make him appear to be the very focal point of the Speed Force. Really he didn't need those first three but just Jeremy Irons there to get the job down. That guy is serious business. I think I may have had too much coffee and too many descriptions involving the Speed Force and the Flash. See? Jeremy Irons solves everything. Any-who this great 50% cotton 50% polyester Flash "I'm Coming!" Heather Red Junkfood T-Shirt comes from quality t-shirt maker Junk Food meaning that this shirt has that awesome vintage style and extremely soft material made famous by those fellas at Junk Food. It also means that this shirt has a limited quantity so get this or Jeremy Irons won't be pleased.

Here we have good ol Barry Allen in a vintage 100% cotton t-shirt from quality t-shirt maker Junk Food! This Flash Classic Grey Junk Food T-Shirt is immensely soft and has that old school retro look that Junk Food has become popular for! Barry Allen is one of the masters of the Speed Force...or is he the Speed Force? I'm not quite sure....infernal predestination paradoxes! Speaking of that The Flash Classic Grey Junk Food T-Shirt went back in time to meet the people at Junk Food...the business guys over there really appreciated the Flash Classic Grey Junk Food T-Shirt so they decided to make a bunch of copies of them! Hey like shirt like character! Is that a phrase? Sure why not!

We had one normal shirt made of 100% cotton and then one of 100% polyester. We decided to give them to DC Comics' Scarlet Speedster (The Flash) after he spent the day eating double cheeseburgers. Viola! The 50% cotton 50% polyester Flash Heather Grey Junk Food T-Shirt! Wait...is that how we made it? Yeah sure why not. Seems logical enough and I'm a big fan of Occam's Razor so we'll just run with that. You cool with that? Yeah you're cool. Anyways this Flash Heather Grey Junk Food T-Shirt comes from quality t-shirt manufacturer Junk Food known for their exceptional skill and limited quantity! That's a kind way of saying get this great t-shirt before it is gone for good!

Made from 50% Polyester 37% Cotton and 13% Rayon this extremely soft heather blue t-shirt features a significantly faded classic image of the good old Fantastic Four from the neck up covered with what appears to be a spray painted FF symbol and logo. Not sure what's going on there. Anyway this classic FF is what's known as a triblend t-shirt; the result of melding 3 different fabrics. This "triblending" is evident in the increased softness and the almost marble coloration added to the already present heather effect. And yes it's a Junk Food tee so it's already pretty dang soft without the triblend application. It's also super high quality and extremely limited. So....flame on and such.

The Superman's Kiss Juniors Junk Food Scoop T-Shirt is made from 100% cotton and comes from uber-producer Junk Food! They are so good that we have to include them in the title. No joke either! Why you might ask? Well these guys make some of the finest shirts on the planet. The shirt has a much higher quality thread count than your average run of the mill t-shirt and this produces a crazy soft t-shirt! I kind of want to just curl up with this t-shirt and cuddle. I wonder what kind of effect the Superman's Kiss Juniors Junk Food Scoop T-Shirt will have on those that are around you? I'm sure they'll become instantly enamored with the vintage look of Superman and some lady that isn't Lois. Wait...what? Maybe this t-shirt has more power than we realize!

Made from 100% Cotton this soft yellow t-shirt features a painfully vintage image taken from classic Batman comics; from those halcyon days when the Dark Knight slapped criminals around with the butt of his gun and called women "sweet pants".......or something to that effect. Yeah so it's an ominous floating projection of Batman's head with a few of the more awestruck onlookers making some surprisingly poignant observations! Anyway this yellow t-shirt is from quality t-shirt maker Junk Food so we're talking exceptional softness exemplary quality and an extremely limited print run. Get it now while Batman's looking the other way is what I'm saying.

Made from 50% Polyester 37% Cotton and 13% Rayon this extremely soft heather-gray t-shirt features a purposely distressed illustration of Batman's more fearsome foes! It's the Joker Penguin Scarecrow Riddler and Catwoman. They're just sort of...lounging about happy to be recognized for their genetic disposition towards criminal activity! Yup. This particular t-shirt is from quality t-shirt maker Junk Food so we're talking a high quality limited edition super-soft t-shirt here. And this Junk Food t-shirt is what's known as a "triblend" t-shirt made from 3 different materials which adds to the already exemplary softness and resiliency.

Made from 50% Cotton and 50% Polyester this heather green t-shirt features a series of purposely distressed images showing one....how to draw the incredible Hulk! First start with...circles! Then...add more circles! Next....add 75 more circles a nose purple pants and......voila! Now YOU can draw the Hulk just like the mighty artisans at Marvel Comics! Yup! Anyway this highly instructive shirt-thing is from those meddlesome t-shirt maestros at Junk Food. This means the following applies: Super-soft extremely limited and.....a proponent of the fine arts!

Made from 50% polyester and 50% Cotton this heathered "sandy-brown" t-shirt features an excruciatingly distressed image of the Uncanny X-Men! Yes the t-shirt is purposely made to look like it's been washed at least 575 times. I mean......there's a little color left over. There's some...there's some yellow in there. A little red left over in...uh..Wolverine's mouth. Oh looks like something green may have been washed along with this particular tee. Like...like a gecko maybe. Anyway this t-shirt featuring your favorite X-Men is from famous t-shirt maker Junk Food. This of course means the following apply: "X-tra" soft "X-tremely" limited and genetically "X-quisite!"

Made from 50% Cotton and 50% Polyester this heather-red t-shirt features a purposely distressed image of Darth Vader's cranium posted below what looks to be the logo for "Empire Strikes Back" but denoted in Greek letters. Oh and there's a bit of advertisement fluff at the base and I would love to tell you what it means but....it's also denoted in the Greek Language. Unfortunately Wonder Woman isn't available to translate so I'll just ask our Japanese intern. According to himthis Star Wars t-shirt is saying something like "blue fish crumbles Darth Vader softly." Something like that. Anyway this heather-red t-shirt is from famous t-shirt maker Junk Food so the following applies: Super-soft extremely limited and.....villainous in any and all languages.

Made from 100% Cotton this dark charcoal-gray t-shirt features an almost proto-classic image of Batman preparing to don his cape and cowl accompanied by text underneath suggesting the importance of.....wearing protection. As in...protective clothing. Yup. Nothing else implied here folks. Nope. Anyway this particular Batman tee featuring Bruce Wayne in mid-transformation is from the master t-shirt technicians at Junk Food. So yes the usual Junk Food attributes apply: extremely soft extremely limited and....open to more unseemly interpretations.

Made from 100% cotton this very slightly off-white t-shirt features a classic purposely distressed image of...some sort of advertisement; possibly pulled straight out of a DC Comic book given the characters used to promote said advertisement. And...it looks like someone thought to begin their artistic training right on said-said advertisement. I can tell you just by looking....this person should probably stick to landscaping. Anyway this DC classic is born from the clustering sores of the Junk Food T-Shirt empire so we're talking super-soft super-limited and super-instructive!

Made from 52% Cotton and 48% Polyester this soft navy blue hoodie features a severely distressed (you can almost hear it crackling) proto-classic Batman symbol with what looks to be the denoted identity of the fear mongering Batman himself! That's right Harvey Dent is not the Batman it's billionaire playboy Bruce Wayne! I think. Anyway this comfy hoodie is from famous t-shirt maker Junk Food so the following attributes apply: super-soft super-limited and......handed down throughout the generations apparently.

Made from 50% Cotton and 50% Polyester this soft heather-gray junior-womens t-shirt features a purposely distressed image of Spiderman sparking up! Yep! If there was a dial controlling how much electricity was pouring through Spiderman.....I would turn it all the freakin' way. I would. I mean he helps people and stuff but...man the guy like......throws poop at the bus and...and swipes kids off the sidewalk and webs 'em to a tree. It's a little.....frightening. Anyway yes this tee is very similar to our men's Spiderman YAAAH! tee but y'know it's for women. And yes this is also from Junk Food tees so it's freakin' super-soft extremely limited and.....good.

Made from 50% Cotton and 50% Polyester this soft heather brown t-shirt features a puposely disressed and extremely faded image of Wolverine preeminent member of the X-Men and...whoever else will have him apparently. ANYway this is a study of Wolverine's expressive constant: snarling; growling; lips folded inward against his salivating incisors lubed with the anticipation of forthcoming evisceration! Ahem. Anyway this Wolverine tee is from famous T-Shirt maker Junk Food so it's "X-tremely" limited "X-tremely" soft ....but by no means soft tempered.

Made from 100% Cotton this charcoal-gray t-shirt features a classic purposely distressed image of Spiderman standing atop the Spider-signal infused with perhaps an errant wave of electricity that is either empowering him or......hurting him. I mean he's yelling pretty loudly so....is it a reaction to a surprise empowerment or to extreme pain? Hmmmm. Well to make myself feel better I like to think he's in extreme pain. I mean the guy goes to the bathroom in my gutters so... Anyway this Spiderman tee is from famous t-shirt maker Junk Food meaning it's extremely soft ridiculously limited and......uh....Good.

Made from 100% Cotton this off-white super-soft t-shirt features a severely distressed image of Batman perched atop a seemingly photographic cityscape looking to the left and slightly behind to discover the emergence of........the Bat signal! Looks like this is a slightly more advanced model of the 'ole Bat beam seeing as how the retro Batman logo is projected within the symbol. Cool and stuff. I wonder if Batman's thinking "Well I guess I miss my 3am cup of tea." Or maybe he's thinking "First thing I'm going to do to that malcontent is put his neck in the Aegis Malachra hold then I'm going to....whooaaaah.....hey that's my signal! It's soooo shiny...Hello moon princess!!" Anyway this vintage in appearance Batman t-shirt is from quality t-shirt maker Junk Food meaning it's exceptionally soft monstrously limited and....immune to distraction caused by occurrences of elevated illumination.

Made from 100% Cotton this light gray juniors-cut woman's t-shirt features a severely faded and purposely distressed image of Batgirl filled with what appears to be a light coloration applied with pastels. Looks like she's positioned in front of a giant orange moon or something. And yes there are a few bats also pastel colored flying the hell around tryin' to I don't know get her phone number maybe? Anyway this juniors-cut woman's t-shirt is from famous t-shirt maker Junk Food so we're talking softer-after-than average material a limited print run and....uh...more good things unique to Junk Food T-Shirts!

Made from 52% Cotton and 48% Polyester this soft navy-blue zip-up hoodie sweatshirt features the classic Star Wars logo rendered in a purposely distressed white outline! Where were you when the original Star Wars film hit the theaters? Well you were either residing in the Acropolis of Souls where the higher dimensional life force of beings resides until thrust into physical existence or you were like me...actually born into mortality but still pretty dang young. Uh....yep.. But you weren't too dang young that your pops couldn't drag you along to the theater and forcibly expand your mind into the realms of extremely realistic science fiction! AHHH! Anyway this hoodie is from famous t-shirt maker Junk Food so we're talking increased softness an EXTREMELY limited print run and just...just exemplary manufacturing all around.

Made from 52% Cotton and 48% Polyester this soft charcoal gray hoodie features a purposely distressed X-Men logo in the upper left "quadrant" slapped onto the front and a huge purposely distressed collection of X-Men melons positioned along the faded stenciling of the letter "X" rendered by classic Uncanny X-Men artist John Byrne! Now let's put names to those floating X-heads! Let's see that's Cyclops Nightcrawler a rather blue Colossus Storm and.......hmmm. That guy in the center. I just can't quite come up with the name....Hmmmm. It's not "The Snarl" is it? Anyway this high quality hoodie is from superior t-shirt manufacturer Junk Food so it's y'know: Super-Soft Super limited and.....pretty. But hated. And feared.

Made from 52% Cotton and 48% Polyester this cream colored zip-up hoodie for junior-women features a purposely distressed multi-colored Wonder Woman symbol adorning the upper left...uh...quadrant.... of the hoodie! It's also got a distressed encircled image of Wonder Woman's logo over a sunny day portal slapped on back! Does Wonder Woman wear a hoodie? Heck no! Only pathetic drooling listless and blubbering male-things need hoodies! Because men are skinless with hearts of ice....That's why they need hoodies! Ahem. Anyway let's just ignore Wonder Woman for a second. This is a quality zip-up hoodie for junior-sized women made from quality t-shirt maker Junk Food. That means: superior softness super-limited print run and.....crafted specifically for the sisterhood!

Made from 100% Cotton this super-soft black-wash t-shirt features a purposely distressed image of Superman......preparing to kick the crap out of Mighty Joe Young...possibly. Yep. Y'know giant apes punching the hell out of homeless shelters or retirements homes was quite the norm in Metropolis 'afore Superman came to town. Yep. Superman pretty much put a cap on it but every once and awhile......one pops it's head out in search of.....elephants or damsels. Anyway this vintage-in-appearance Superman t-shirt is from quality t-shirt maker Junk Food meaning it's ridiculously soft extremely limited and......not silly at all.