Jerry Seinfeld T-shirts
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Description This Seinfeld shirt features Little Jerry, Kramer's rooster that he trained for Cock Fights.male - adult$20.00
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Additional Details Color: Black Made In: Imported Made Of: 100% Cotton Poor Little Jerry. Despite training for the big fight, Marcelino's ''ringer'' of a bird was just too hard to beat. Remember the glory of Little Jerry with this Seinfeld 'Little Jerry' T-Shirt. Because, like Kramer said, ''Just because big Jerry Seinfeld is a has-been, don't make Little Jerry Seinfeld a never was!'' Related Categories:Apparel, T-Shirt Shop, Seinfeld, Classic NBC Shows, Seinfeld, NBCmale - adult$26.00
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Description This Seinfeld shirt features a conversation held between Jerry and his girlfriend Sheila. Each insist that the other is Schmoopie. Often used in the phrases "You're schmoopie", and "No, You're schmoopie."male - adult$20.00
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Description This Seinfeld shirt features the phrase "They're Real And They're SPECTACULAR". This is the phrase Sidra (played by Teri Hatcher) said to Jerry after finding out that Jerry sent Elaine in to the sauna to find out if her breasts were real or implants. "Spectacular" is printed in a silver glittery ink. Need a smaller size? This shirt is also available in Junior Sizes ! Need a smaller size? This shirt is also available in Junior Sizes ! ' />female - adult$26.00
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Description Jerry's dentist, Tim Watley, heard about a dentist joke Jerry had told a priest so he prolonged an uncomfortable procedure. After complaining about Tim the dentist, Kramer accuses Jerry of being an Anti-Dentite. Later in the episode Mickey's father referred to Jerry as an "anti-dentite bastard". Mickey was Kramer's friend (who happened to be a dwarf) and often an accomplice in some type of trouble.male - adult$9.99
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I'm going global Jerry! Best internship of my life.male, female - adult$20.00
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"This hoodie is from ""The Fusilli Jerry"" Episode (107) This was the 21st episode of the 6th season. At the Department of Motor Vehicles office, Kramer receives someone else's vanity plates which reads ""ASSMAN"". Kramer believes that the real owner is a proctologist. He tells Jerry and George that if they ever meet a proctologist at a party, they should stand nearby to be assured of hearing a funny story that will inevitably end with someone claiming ""It was a million-to-one shot, Doc"". Kramer loves his new plate and now assumes the identity of The ASSMAN. Kramer, the ""Assman"", starts dating Sally, his new big-butted girlfriend. later that episode, Frank needs to go to the proctologist, he goes along with Kramer. Kramer spots a picture on the wall of the doctor's office portraying the doctor's boat with the name ""ASSMAN"" on it. Kramer asks the proctologist if his recently renewed license plates had perhaps been mixed up with someone else's and whether he is the ""assman""; themale, female - adult$24.99
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"This Kramer portrait, originally from the 21st of the third season of Seinfeld first aired March 25, 1992. The episode entitled ""The letter"" starts off with Jerry's new girlfriend, Nina, offers to paint a portrait of Kramer, which she sells in her art gallery to an elderly couple who admired ""The Kramer"" Portrait. Now you too can wear this fine piece of Seinfeld art, to hold and cherish just like the elderly couple! You will love it! This is officially licensed Seinfeld merchandise!"male, female - adult$19.99
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"This shirt is from ""The Fusilli Jerry"" Episode (107) This was the 21st episode of the 6th season. At the Department of Motor Vehicles office, Kramer receives someone else's vanity plates which reads ""ASSMAN"". Kramer believes that the real owner is a proctologist. He tells Jerry and George that if they ever meet a proctologist at a party, they should stand nearby to be assured of hearing a funny story that will inevitably end with someone claiming ""It was a million-to-one shot, Doc"". Kramer loves his new plate and now assumes the identity of The ASSMAN. Kramer, the ""Assman"", starts dating Sally, his new big-butted girlfriend. later that episode, Frank needs to go to the proctologist, he goes along with Kramer. Kramer spots a picture on the wall of the doctor's office portraying the doctor's boat with the name ""ASSMAN"" on it. Kramer asks the proctologist if his recently renewed license plates had perhaps been mixed up with someone else's and whether he is the ""assman""; the dmale, female - adult$12.99
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"George Costanza ""The Jerk Store"" T-Shirt. This shirt is based on the episode call ""The Comeback"" The 147th episode, or the 13th episode of the 8th season. George Costanza uses the term ?jerk store? as a part of a comeback to one of his coworkers at the New York Yankees named Reilly (Joel Polis). When Reilly catches George stuffing himself with shrimp cocktail at a meeting, Reilly remarks: ""Hey George, the ocean called; they're running out of shrimp."" Slow-witted George cannot think of a comeback until later, while driving to the tennis club to meet Jerry. His comeback is: ""Oh yeah, Reilly? Well, the Jerk Store called, and they're running out of you."" George suffers from l'esprit de l'escalier and becomes obsessed with recreating the encounter so that he can make use of his comeback. Jerry, Elaine and Kramer disapprove of ""jerk store"" as a comeback mainly because ""there are no jerk stores."" Elaine suggests, ""Your cranium called. It's got some space to rent."" Jerry offers,male, female - adult$19.99
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"George Kastanza ""My Boys Can Swim!"" T-Shirt :: Seinfeld George Kastanza. This is an officialy licensed Seinfeld Product! George says that he would never sink to fix-ups, saying that a fix up is one step away from prostitution or personal ads (However, in The Race he replies to a personal ad in the Daily Worker). Jerry and Elaine set George up with Elaine's friend Cynthia. They hit it off and have sex in George's kitchen but he is horrified to discover that Kramer has given him a defective condom. George's girlfriend says she misses her period leading george to belive he ""accidently"" had gotton her pregnent. MY BOYS CAN SWIM! george exclaims in a moment of achievement. His glory would only last so long though as Cynthia finaly gets her period by the end of the episode. At the end of the episode sees George, Elaine, Jerry and Cynthia sitting down for dinner at a restaurant when George begins to eat his appetizer in a way that seems to disgust Cynthia. Needless to say that was just amale, female - adult$19.99
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"Great lovers of art and comedy alike will appreciate this officially licensed ""Seinfeld"" t-shirt featuring the famous portrait of Jerry's neighbor, ""The Kramer."" Giddy-up! Black 100% cotton Officially Licensed Standard Fit More Seinfeld items: Seinfeld Shirts"male - adult$17.95
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"Pay tribute to the toughest rooster in New York with this officially licensed ""Seinfeld"" t-shirt. The black cotton tee features a red print of Kramer's fighting bird, Little Jerry, from the classic episode ""The Little Jerry."" Order yours now-- and make sure your check doesn't bounce! Black 100% cotton Officially Licensed Standard Fit More Seinfeld items: Seinfeld Shirts"male - adult$18.95
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"It was a million-to-one shot, doc! Relive the classic ""Seinfeld"" episode ""The Fusilli Jerry"" with this navy cotton t-shirt featuring the vanity license plate that Kramer received by accident. It's the perfect gift for your favorite proctologist! Navy 100% cotton Officially Licensed Standard Fit More Seinfeld items: Seinfeld Shirts"male - adult$17.95
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Additional Details Color: White Fit: Standard Fit Gender: Men's Made In: Imported Made Of: 100% Cotton Puddy might give Jerry a deal getting the Saab repaired because he's dating Elaine, but there's something untrustworthy about him. Show your love for Seinfeld and Elaine's man Puddy with this Seinfeld Puddy's Auto Repair T-Shirt.Color: White Related Categories:T-Shirt Shop, Apparel, NBC, Seinfeld, Classic NBC Showsmale - adult$26.00
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"Hello, Jerry," grumbled the voice from the doorway. Nude from the waist up, Jerry drew a deep breath. He had been training for this moment for weeks. He listened intently, waiting for his opponent to enter his threshold -- his domain, if you will. For when that moment arrived, Jerry would be well within his legal rights to defend himself in his own home, by any means necessary. "Jerry?" The sound of shuffling feet. Jerry smiled wide. His nostrils flared. "Hello, Newman," Jerry whispered, and reached for his Nunchaku. This would be last time.male, female - adult$18.50
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Additional Details Color: Black Kramer, George, Jerry, Elaine...they all gave in to temptation. But not you! You are the master of your domain. Say it proud with this Seinfeld 'Master of My Domain' T-Shirt.Product Details:ImportedPre-Shrunk100% CottonMachine Wash Warm with Like ColorsOnly Non-Chlorine Bleach When NeededTumble Dry MediumDo Not Iron If DecoratedDryclean: Any Solvent Except Trichloroethylene Related Categories:Apparel, T-Shirt Shop, Seinfeld, Classic NBC Shows, Seinfeld, Gift Guide, NBCmale - adult$26.00
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Kramer. classic, comedy, cosmo, elaine, emo, funny, george, jerry, kramer, new, newman, punk, retro, seinfeld, show, tour, tv, vintage, yorkmale, female - adult$20.45
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35 Seinfeld Quotes about nothing. Now available as a print too! http://www.redbubble.com/people/tomtrager/art/8... seinfeld, jerry, george, costanza, elaine, cosmo, kramer, newman, quotes, vector, cool, nerd, tv, vandelay, festivus, yada, larry, david, funny, graphicmale, female - adult$24.54
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Description This Puddy's Auto Repair shirt features the logo for Jerry Seinfeld's mechanic and Elaine's on and off boyfriend. Yeah, that's right.male - adult$20.00
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Description This #1 Dad shirt is the same worn by Jerry's Dad Morty and later the Dominicans (posing as Cuban cigar rollers) in the Seinfeld episode The English Patient.male - adult$20.00
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Description This World's Greatest Dad shirt is the same was worn by Izzy Mandelbaum after he sees Jerry's Dad Morty wearing a #1 Dad shirt in the the Seinfeld episode The English Patient.male - adult$20.00
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Description This Seinfeld shirt features the company logo for Vandelay Industries, which is a company George invented when he was trying to get a 13-week extension on his unemployment checks. He tells the unemployment office he was close to a job with Vandelay Industries, a company that makes latex products and whose main office is Jerry's apartment.male - adult$20.00
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Description This Seinfeld shirt features George Costanza and his claim that "It's Not A Lie If You Believe It". This was his advice to Jerry when asked how he manages his lies.male - adult$20.00



