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Here at ThinkGeek we're pretty lazy when it comes to technology. We expect our gadgets to do all the busywork while we focus on the high level important tasks like reading blogs. That's why we hate to have to crack open our laptops just to see if there is any wi-fi internet access about... and keychain wi-fi detectors, we would have to actually remove them from our pockets to look at them. But now thanks to the ingenious ThinkGeek robot monkeys you can display the current wi-fi signal strength to yourself and everyone around you with this stylish Wi-Fi Detector Shirt. The glowing bars on the front of the shirt dynamically change as the surrounding wi-fi signal strength fluctuates. Finally you can get the attention you deserve as others bow to you as their reverential wi-fi god, while geeky chicks swoon at your presence. You can thank us later..

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Likely the best Hunter S. Thompson Shirts on the internet. This ain't no Fear and Loathing shirt, this is a Gonzo Shirt with a classic HST Quote! Mens and Ladies Styles Available!

Lord of The Rings 'J.R.R. Tolkien' Fantasy Movie T-Shirt We've seen these LOTR JJR Tolkien Shirts around the internet, but nobody does it right... all of them are cheapo copy/paste ripz that look as plain as day, absolutely no character to them. We wanted one that tries to do justice to the weathered Lord of the Rings legend, as well as give some aged respect to the author that wrote this epic high fantasy tale. (I hope we succeeded!?!) The Lord of The Rings saga is truly one of the most breathtaking stories ever told. When I'm watching a movie and there's an old man in the pub telling a deep, dark story to the patrons... I always imagine he's dramatically revealing the epic LOTR journey... I mean, is there any other story worth telling?!? What's so interesting is how you can enjoy so many characters throughout the verse, it doesn't matter which is your favorite (Frodo Baggins, Samwise Gamgee, Merry and Pippin or Gandalf and his evil nemesis, the Dark Lord Sauron - personally, I like t

The Terminator 'Skynet' Robot Movie Shirt Who loves Skynet? I do!! I do!! Seriously tho, who doesn't absolutely love the artificial intelligence ideology behind the Terminator sci-fi action movies... they're so true! I mean, maybe the T1000 robot killing machines won't have chrome smiling skull heads with red eyes... but the robot killing machines are coming!! Between the advanced robotics movement that's currently in stride, alongside the incredible advances in video game Artificial Intelligence... we're likely gonna see robots 'for the home' in the next 10 years, and once self-learning robots are living with us it won't be long before someone gets killed!! At that point we'll have to have The Robot Trials, since they essentially 'think for themselves' we can't just exterminate them without a hearing. Of course, no matter the outcome, the trials will be unfair... other home robots (which are connected through the wireless internet) will catch wind of the discrimination, come to the lo

Boondock Saints 'Veritas Equitas' Justice T-Shirt I don't think anyone can say they didn't enjoy the classic cult movie Boondock Saints... with an unusual cast of relatively unknown characters, a strong Irish tone and some seriously ultraviolent good guys (think Clockwork Orange, but 'good' guys!). Did we mention the hard drinking and gritty street setting... so what's not to like?!?! So the inspiration for this killer irish movie shirt should be quite obvious, revenge killing in the name of god! 'Veritas Equitas' was the timeless phrase tattooed on each hand of gods messengers (meaning 'Truth' and 'Justice' respectively)... and that in itself make this a vintage Irish t-shirt worth owning - never mind the movie! Whether you love the flick, you love the Irish or you're just enamored with the idea of killing bad guys in the name of vigilanteism (word?)... this Boondock Saints shirt is one of the coolest vintage style designs being hawked on the internet today! Wear it as a beacon, let t

Bob Dylan 'Dig Yourself' Folk T-Shirt Hello, what's this... only the coolest Bob Dylan vintage rock t shirt ever to surface on the internet... and you were starting to think we we're just a bunch of folk-taleing tee shirt villains trying to sell some fancy-shmancy! Dennis Hopper/Apocalypse Now: '... ..Hey, man, you don't talk to the Colonel. You listen to him. The man's enlarged my mind. He's a poet-warrior in the classic sense. I mean sometimes he'll, uh, well, you'll say hello to him, right? And he'll just walk right by you, and he won't even notice you. And suddenly he'll grab you, and he'll throw you in a corner, and he'll say do you know that 'IF' is the middle word in 'LIFE'? That's right, jack. The man is clear in his mind, but his soul is mad. Oh yeah. He's dying, I think. He hates all this, he hates it! But ... the man's ... uh ... he reads poetry out loud, alright? ... And a voice! A voice... He likes you because you're still alive. He's got plans for you. I mean, what are th

If you've been on the Internets lately, you've likely encountered a comical panel with this meme. Based on a sketch of a Yao Ming expression, the face fits the inevitable caption or implication of ""Fuck that bitch!"". If you can't say it in public, let your shirt do the talking.

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