Made from 100% cotton this gray t-shirt features an image of Popeye pumping superhuman levels of weight and being kind of a poopy-knee about it. Yes I just said "poopy-knee." I mean yes we know you can lift like 7000 pounds Popeye. We know that you can throw Bluto into the moon when he gets a little too close to your girl. But take that spinach can away and........you're toast! This Popeye t-shirt is a 30 Single tee made with a higher thread count making it noticeably softer than the average run of the mill spinach-free t-shirt!

"Who needs kindergarten when you've got ""Family Guy?"" Finally, all of the priceless lessons imparted by the classic comedy series have been collected on a single t-shirt.The included kernels of wisdom are as follows: ""A Quahog is a clam. Dogs and babies can talk, listen to them. Death is no good with the ladies. Nudists are people too. When you're beautiful, doors magically open for you. The dinosaurs died out because you touch yourself. Don't take coupons from giant chickens. Greased up guys are impossible to catch. Don't accept pop-cicles from weird old men. Evil monkeys aren't as evil as they seem. Pimples, however are very evil. Purgatory isn't great, but it isn't bad either. Everything works out if you do whatever you want. Don't trust people in checkered suits. Don't buy volcano insurance. You can't eat a stapler. Don't do 'Toad.' TV is freakin' sweet. Petitions actually work."" Blue 100% Cotton Officially Licensed Standard Fit More Family Guy items: Family Guy Merchandise"

"Sanford & Son ""I'm Comin' To Join Ya Honey!"" T-Shirt Sanford & son is one of the best known sitcoms of all time, and for good reason! Fred Sanford was well know for all this grumpy comments threw out the years of the show. One of the most memorable is right here on this shirt and it says ""I'm Comin' To Join Ya Honey!"" Sanford is a sarcastic, stubborn, and argumentative antiques and junk dealer, whose frequent money-making schemes routinely backfired and created more troubles. Lamont dearly would have liked to enjoy independence but loved his father too much to leave him to his devices and schemes. Although each owned an equal share in the business and technically Fred was the boss, Lamont often found himself doing all the work and having to order his father to complete tasks and duties."

Check out the Old Guys Rule Older I Get tee. in.The older I get the better I was in. is printed on inside tag. There comes a time in your life when all your hard work seems to have paid dividends - and the world is at your command. To celebrate your accomplishments - we offer up this shirt to be worn as a badge of honor for a life well spent - but not nearly over.

"We love this shirt because, like ""I read your e-mail,"" it works on more than one level. We're not going to spell it out here, because we know you get it, and that would just be explaining the joke, which is uncool. So if you've taken one to the heart, go buy this shirt to declare you're a player no more. Or, you know, less. Depending on which meaning you're reading into it. Well, you know, either, really. That's your business. We ain't getting all up in that. ""I used to be a player then I took an arrow in the heart"" in grey and a red heart with an arrow through it grace this black, 100% cotton t-shirt.".

"Popularized by Adam Savage, this quote is the best thing that came out of the 80s schlock film The Dungeonmaster (although we, too, want calculator watches from which we can fire lasers - pew pew pew!). And it works so well with science as opposed to cheesy, low-budget films. Because the scientific method is all about determining the characteristics of our observed reality through experimentation. Ironically, we frequently find ourselves misremembering Mythbusters episodes themselves, and then our reality is different from somebody else's until Wikipedia clears it up for us. Although if we're basing our reality on Wikipedia, that's probably not ideal. Call in the reality clean-up crew to aisle 5! Officially-licensed Mythbusters gear. Shirt features Adam Savage's quote ""I reject your reality and substitute my own"" with the Mythbusters logo beneath on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt.".

"Kids are born with this ability and drive. They take things apart to figure out how they work. They immediately stick fingers in any holes they can reach to see what happens. They feed the DVD player oatmeal in case it's hungry. Somewhere along the way, some folks grow out of this habit (good news for the DVD player). And then there's the rest of us. If you're growing your own little tinkerers, techies, builders, hackers, fabricators, decontructionists, DIY enthusiasts, makers, bakers, or even candlestick makers, you need this shirt for them. Cause you know from personal experience that they can void warranties with the best of them. 100% cotton, pre-shrunk, black t-shirt with the phrase ""I void warranties"" on it front and center. Beneath the phrase are nine different types of screwdriver heads - including Clutchead, Hex, Bristol, Robertson Square-Tips, and Torx!".

Pick up your Master Sword and hunker down with the 100% cotton Zelda Link Sunset Challenge T-Shirt! You probably grew up playing some good ol Legend of Zelda in all of their gold lithium cartridge goodness. I don't know about you guys but I still consider The Adventures of Link (Zelda 2) to be one of the hardest games ever...maybe because the last time I played it I was 8. Anyways this great Zelda Link Sunset Challenge T-Shirt is based off the latest Nintendo Wii arc of our much loved characters of Zelda and Link. Just keep finding those pieces of shadow and everything will work out fine...right? I never really much cared for that big Papa Shadow anyways! The design on this shirt almost looks like it was penciled or water colored for deep vibrant contrasts. It could have been worse - it could have had Navi!

Batman Bane Kids Attack Kids T-Shirt proves one thing - Bane likes to pick things up and put them down! HE PICKS THINGS UP AND HE PUTS THEM DOWN! PICK EM UP....PUT EM DOWN! Oh sorry about that people. When I see some ripped out guy like Bane swinging on Batman I immediately think of some muscle head with a brain the size of a peanut though that would be wrong when describing Batman foe Bane! He trained his mind while in prison for his father's crime and developed one screwed up sense of morality. At least he had plenty of time to read...and to work out! PICK THINGS UP...no not this time. Stopping myself. Anyways this great 100% cotton Batman Bane Kids Attack Kids T-Shirt shows off both the Dark Knight and the "Breaker of the Bat" Bane having a super intense "Rock-Paper-Scissors" contest. Go Batman!

SHAZAM! I just love saying it I try to work it in everything I pretty much say. When I pass anybody with a brisk walk; SHAZAM! When I finish cooking dinner SHAZAM! When I get out of the shower SHAZAM! When I turn on the television SHAZAM! When I leave/ arrive at work SHAZAM! Seriously just try using it more often...you'll feel charged with the very Rock of Eternity and that is always a good thing. Maybe your kid can be the next Captain Marvel and this 100% cotton Shazam Kids Brave & Bold T-Shirt will probably help to sway Shazam's opinion. Batman: The Brave and the Bold.....SHAZAM!

Black Adam is just really misunderstood. He was the first champion of Shazam and after meeting this devil of a woman decides that it would be best if he would rule Egypt. Women can get men to do whatever they want specially if the guy thinks it is in the best interest. Hey and who wouldn't want to rule a country with one's girlfriend when you have magic powers? Now that I think about it that plan sounds mighty fine. We can be happy for all of eternity and we can bring peace to all of our inhabitants with our iron resolve! See how easy that was? I would have ended up being turned to dust and buried too for 2000 years and I was just trying to do what was best! Ugh love is complicated but this great 90% cotton 10% polyester Black Adam Symbol Hoodie isn't! Well it sorta is but just order a 'chocolate egg cream'. That will make everything work out!

Made from 100% Cotton this light blue juniors-cut woman's t-shirt features a classic image of Zatanna Zatara experienced enchanter and occasional associate of the Justice League of America! When Zatanna utters an enchantment it's spoken backwards so when she tells you to @#$% off it goes like "Ffo %$#@!" Or maybe it's "%$#@ ffo!" Not really sure. Anyway it's backwards. She's pretty damn powerful since it seems that any and all aspects of reality are made malleable at a mere whim. We went out for like a week. I said it wasn't working out she said "Sekans ni eht stnap!" The pain of the break-up wasn't at all proportionate to the time we dated.

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I wanted to work with traditional media on this piece. I felt that Kiss being such a great live band using a "live” medium such as diluted india ink (basically black water color) and then drawing with tech pens and brushes was a great fit. Using tools like brushes and pens were my guitars and drums.. My volume and distortion was swirling black washes and acrylic white blasts of paint. I hope it feels like KISS doing a live show or reminds you of your best memories of seeing them live. That was the intention and I wanted to do something that just floored KISS fans. As a kid I would draw KISS and also design my own stage sets for the band so doing this piece now (when I can actually draw a lot better) is a dream come true. :) I listened to KISS the entire time I worked on this drawing trying to infuse the energy of music into the final image. thanks for checking it out!

Description On How I Met Your Mother, Marshall was out of work and depressed so Barney helped by offering Marshall a position with his employer: Goliath National Bank (Member FDIC).   

The 100% cotton pastel imbued Wonder Woman Amazonia Star Jrs Womens Junk Food T-Shirt was tasked with one thing - bring peace to man's world. Well it looks like this exceptionally fine t-shirt from Junk Food has its work cut out for it. War politics and cable television? I think the Wonder Woman Amazonia Star Jrs Womens Junk Food T-Shirt may need some help from an incredibly noble and honorable lady...hey it looks like you may be able to lend a hand! This great t-shirt comes from divine producer Junk Food who only makes quality t-shirts and in limited quantities! It is either that or the Amazonians don't want to commit too many t-shirts to man's world. Can't say that I blame them.

The GI Joe Cobra Commander Baseball Jersey isn't exactly made for fair play. Hey it is based on the Cobra Commander...you know the tyrant who is hell bent on taking over the world with fear and injustice! Those Joes have their work cut out for them that's for sure. I mean just look at how stylish the 60% cotton / 40% polyester GI Joe Cobra Commander Baseball Jersey really is. Nice soft and featuring a vibrant red and subtle navy blue coloring this sports jersey will round out your evil fictional dictator set. It'll be quite nice next to your Pol Pot and Gaddafi sports jerseys! Joking aside this exceptional GI Joe Cobra Commander Baseball Jersey has the classic Cobra logo you've all come to love fear and respect with a smaller light blue image of the man Cobra Commander himself on the right side of the shirt! With plastic buttons down the center of the shirt courtesy of the baseball jersey style and a big fancy 82 on the back you'll be sure to be the MVP...of hostility!

Do you ever feel the compulsive need to scream out BAZINGA? You know events like getting pulled over or calling off from work. BAZINGA! I do it all the time...I kind of invented a pig latin based language that ends everything in 'ZINGA!' Needlessly to say my fellow co-workers here don't care very much for this brand of very specific insanity. I bet you empathize though. You watch the Big Bang Theory every day...just like me! Speaking of check out this absolutely great 100% cotton Big Bang Theory Bazinga! Group Juniors T-Shirt which features the illustrious cast of the mega smash TV hit the Big Bang Theory! BAZINGA!!!!!!!!

This is an officially licensed Family Guy product. Can't pick your favorite Family Guy character? Well we've got the perfect t-shirt for the indecisive, with the entire town of Quahog. One of the few Family Guy episodes where the whole town of Quahog suffers from Peter's bumbling mishaps is in I Never Met the Dead Man. Peter has knocked out cable TV for the entire town and blames it on Meg to avoid the wrath of the town's angry mob. A very memorable moment is when Tom Tucker announces that TV is no longer working: "Because of an accident at the Quahog Cable Company all television transmission will be out for an undetermined amount of time. Of course, no one can see this news program so it doesn't really matter what we say. I'm the Lord Jesus Christ. Think I'll go get drunk and beat up some midgets. How about you Diane?"

Back in Jay Garrick's day the Speed Force was capped at 700 miles per hour. The cars didn't really break 70 MPHs so there wasn't much need to go much faster than that. They didn't even have the internet back then and people had to use smoke signals to communicate long distance. William Wallace was also integral in ending Prohibition and the Great Depression when he defeated the English at the Battle of Waterloo. Yeah the good old days. When men had handle bar mustaches and children under the age of 8 were allowed to work in heavy industry. You know I'm not entirely sure how much truth there is in all of that. At least this 100% cotton Flash Golden Age Long Sleeve T-Shirt makes sense. Jay Garrick was a man of simple tastes and costume - shirt pants World War I 'doughboy' helmet with some lightning bolts. BAM! Jay Garrick is now a superhero. I've pretty much laid it out for you so get the Flash Golden Age Long Sleeve T-Shirt and you too can be the Golden Age Scarlet Speedster!

Check out this red 100% cotton Batman Arkham City Symbol Red T-Shirt! Batman does a fair amount of stalking around Arkham City the section of Gotham that was turned into a loonies' playground. Nobody goes in or leaves! 'Cept the Batman of course but it is kind of hard to stop a diving and swinging man in giant Bat outfit. There's no really effective deterrent for that sort of menace except maybe of those giant electrical zappers...or maybe one of those fences from Jurassic Park! Nah that won't work. Ah I know! A "Loading" screen would work. Those things stop gamers dead in their tracks! Nothing really ever stops Batman though....specially if you've played either of the Arkham games! Turn off that detective mode cheater!

The squiggles are out of control! Hey one should appreciate when images have their own intrinsic style about them. Take this 100% cotton Wonder Woman White Sketch Kids T-Shirt. It features a smiling image of everybody's favorite Amazonian Princess Wonder Woman rendered in a wavy/squiggly line format! That's probably not the best way of describing it. Maybe it works like a Magic Eye? Stare long enough at it and I'm sure you'll see a sailboat or something like that. I wouldn't suggest that your child attempt it though while wearing the Wonder Woman White Sketch Kids T-Shirt. One because trying may lead to temporary periods of rage and anger; and two...you know how hard it is to stare at one's chest and walk at the same time?

Wow Spider Man...when did you decide to grow a pair? Guess you had enough of everybody always picking on you. Can't say that I really blame you...I would have flipped out a long time ago; just would've kept that Venom suit on because that thing was a tremendous alibi. Look at the bright side of things Spider Man at least a distressed image of you is placed on silky soft 50% cotton 50% polyester Spiderman Wants Some Junk Food T-Shirt! I'll even cut you a deal you can pretend to be all rough and tough; it'll work too because everybody has just been waiting for you to snap. This t-shirt comes crawling from quality t-shirt maker Junk Food meaning this is amazingly classy and of limited supply! Get it now before Mephisto makes a deal to wish it all away.