"This White Short-sleeve T-shirt says ""I wish I was black"" screen-printed on the front. Hustler kept it hardcore since 1974. Made in the USA of soft machine washable cotton, Hustler Clothing will be your favorite attire for all occasions. Life is short, and there's precious little time to fool around. we rob ourselves when we submit to diluted entertainments, buy products that lack solid integrity and settle for second-rate gratification. Congratulations on choosing to lead an existence of uncompromising freedom of choice. - Larry Flint"

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If my lawn was EMO I'd have a lot more extra time on the weekends. Skinny Jeans, Toms Shoes, Jet Black hair, lip piercing, 90 lbs., cardigan sweater, and an extra small shirt with a kitten on it (must be purchased from the thrift store).Those silly EMO kids. Cheer up EMO's we made this t-shirt in your honor.

This Muhammad Ali T-shirt is an incredible 100% cotton preshrunk T-shirt for any Muhammad Ali Fan . Muhammad Ali was a fantastic American Boxer. Muhammad Ali was victorious throughout his Boxing career.Shirt reads, "I wish people would love everybody else the way they love me. It would be a better world"Available in Small, Medium, Large, XL, 2XL & 3XL!Officially Licensed!

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I always kind of wished I was a ninja because that would mean I would be very nimble and probably be able to get into small spaces, which would make me pretty handy in a hostage situation if I needed to crawl up into the air vents and then jump down on the evil do-oers, thwarting their plan.  I'm quite the hero type, but I would always just walk around humble saying, "Oh I'm not the hero, the real heros are the survivors" but secretly I would know I was the heroiest.  Buy this shirt if you can fit in small spaces or also like jumping like a Ninja.  Or if you like old asian movies.  Or if you just don't want to walk around topless.  Oh, also, you might want to order a size up on this one, it runs a little small. Size Chart

Front Of Tee: I Wish My Lawn Was Emo... So It Would Cut Itself Imprint Area: 12" X 5.5" Back Of Shirt Is Blank White Print On A Black Tee 100% Pre-Shrunk Cotton

This Muhammad Ali Ladies T-shirt is an adorable 100% cotton preshrunk baby doll T-shirt for any Muhammad Ali Fan . Muhammad Ali was a great American Boxer. Muhammad Ali was victorious throughout his Boxing career.Shirt reads, "I wish people would love everybody else the way they love me. It would be a better world"Available in Small, Medium, Large, XL & 2XL!Officially Licensed!

This Muhammad Ali Kids T-shirt is a great 100% cotton preshrunk T-shirt for any Muhammad Ali Fan . Muhammad Ali was an awesome American Boxer. Muhammad Ali was victorious throughout his Boxing career.Shirt reads, "I wish people would love everybody else the way they love me. It would be a better world"Available in Small(6-8), Medium(10-12), Large(14-16), & XL(18-20)!Also available in Toddler sizes: Small (4), Medium (5/6), & Large (7)!Officially Licensed!

How many times have you wished you had an "I';d Rather Be Sleeping" t-shirt? It';s the perfect comic relief for any occasion. Think about it. How hilarious would it have been if Richard Nixon had worn this shirt during his "I';m Not a Crook" speech? People would have been like, "Wait, why are we upset with this guy again?" Or what if Marion Barry had been wearing one when he was caught with crack in his hotel room? No one would have remembered his infamous "B-tch set me up!" line -- that';s for sure. All they would';ve remembered was his amazing sense of humor! Well, ok, maybe it';s not the perfect shirt for any occasion. For instance, you probably wouldn';t want to see an airline pilot wearing it while boarding the plane. And you certainly wouldn';t want an EMT responding to an emergency call wearing one either. And it would have looked pretty weird if Martin Luther King had been wearing it during his historic "I Have A Dream" speech. Matter of fact, that would have been highly inappr

The TARDIS from Dr. Who has to be up there with most interesting time traveling devices of popular culture. It shares that coveted position with the DeLorean from Back to the Future and the Epoch from Chrono Trigger; that is mighty epic place to occupy let me tell you that! Hopefully you guys have caught all of the references there and you are totally geeking out because you know I am. Time Travel is just too cool I really wish I was the 12th Doctor. I certainly dress the part on most days and I have a bizarre fascination with pre-destination paradoxes. I think that should be enough to qualify me for at least the consideration of Dr. Who the 13th. Suppose I could get this awesome 100% cotton Dr. Who Tardis Temporal Vortex Gray T-Shirt to help the decision. Hey what's that? I have something brown on my nose?

How many times have you been sitting there in your Private Chair thinking "I wish I there was a way that I could wear a Poop Sign"? I am a mischievous, sarcastic genie and you have two wishes left.

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Description This Labyrinth junior shirt features a gaggle of goblins seen when Sarah was threatening Toby with having the goblins take him away. The goblins are begging, "Say Your Right Words!" Those words would be, "I wish the goblins would come and take you away. Right now." This image is also available in Adult Sizes !    This image is also available in Adult Sizes ! ">

The Force works in mysterious ways. It creates things and items it moves us to do the same and it once let me win a game of high stakes Poker being played for a treasure chest of those troll dolls from the early 1990s! That was one of the most intense parts of my life and I have the Force to thank for getting through it! I just wish I could wear this great 100% cotton Star Wars Retro Poster Jrs Womens Junk Food T-Shirt! I don't have that cute little hour glass figure - too much junk in the trunk! Any-who this t-shirt was created by those brainiacs over at Junk Food - those guys only make exceptional and extremely hard-to-find t-shirts! Purposely distressed and featuring an imposing image of Vader and some dogfighting X-Wings / TIE Fighters! Unfortunately once this t-shirt is gone it will probably be gone for good! That is unless the Emperor decides to start a 2nd run as a trap for the rebels.

Man I wish my parents would have bought me really cool shirts like this when I was little. I was always in some sweater or something way too fancy for a kid! At least the current generations can thoroughly enjoy the fruits of our labor mainly this 100% 30 single long sleeve t-shirt! Look at how the shirt retains its 'costume' look-feel and even has a printed cloak on the back! The main symbol on the chest is made of felt too making this entire shirt a complete package. Now if only we could sell a child version of a utility belt complete with batarangs and grappling hooks. Wait our lawyers are informing us that isn't such a good idea.

Coming from extremely fine t-shirt producer Junk Food This Big Wheel T-Shirt pays awesome homage to our collective childhoods. Hey The Big Wheel was our main mode of transportation; our getaway vehicle our makeshift spacecraft our land-speeder from Star Wars! Man I wish they made adult versions of the Big Wheel they were street legal and motorized. I would totally 'ghost ride the whip'. You know you want this fantastic Big Wheel Junk Food T-Shirt! ADD TO CART!!!!!!

"This phrase works on so many levels. See, in the olden days (pre-Internet), if a crazy person walked up to you and started blathering on about something daft, you had two options. 1) Stand there and take it. 2) Back away slowly, hoping the person wouldn't notice. Neither of these strategies is particularly satisfying, generally because the second doesn't tend to be successful. People who want you to know that the earth is flat and the Moon landing was a hoax tend to have different ideas than you on many things, including personal space. But now, with the advent of ""Your ideas are intriguing to me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter,"" you can act interested and end the conversation At The Same Time. Use this phrase to extricate yourself from inane conversations. Awkward cocktail parties. Jury duty. The possibilities are endless. Wear the shirt; avoid the crazies.* ""Your ideas are intriguing to me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter."" printed in white on a black, 100

Hey remember that trip to the mall you took with Star Wars' Chewbecca? It was such a great time...I can't believe you don't remember! The 100% cotton Chewbacca's Photo Booth Pics T-Shirt remembers! First you went shopping for a new pair of sunglasses. Chewy doesn't care for sun glasses much but he wanted to come with you anyways because he is such a terrific friend. Second you went to the local American Eagle because Chewy wanted to get a pair of pants. Not because he particularly cares for them but because pants are required to some Galactic formal events. After that you guys decided to grab a bit to eat at the mall's food court. You had gotten sweet and sour chicken while Chewbecca got some delicious pizza. To commemorate the day Chewbecca wished to get his picture taken at one of those photo booths on the way out! That's how we got the Chewbacca's Photo Booth Pics T-Shirt - great for remembering that Chewbecca exists without Han Solo!

Wow Spider Man...when did you decide to grow a pair? Guess you had enough of everybody always picking on you. Can't say that I really blame you...I would have flipped out a long time ago; just would've kept that Venom suit on because that thing was a tremendous alibi. Look at the bright side of things Spider Man at least a distressed image of you is placed on silky soft 50% cotton 50% polyester Spiderman Wants Some Junk Food T-Shirt! I'll even cut you a deal you can pretend to be all rough and tough; it'll work too because everybody has just been waiting for you to snap. This t-shirt comes crawling from quality t-shirt maker Junk Food meaning this is amazingly classy and of limited supply! Get it now before Mephisto makes a deal to wish it all away.

My father was a carpenter. His hands were calloused and his back arched from forty years of manual labor. My mother was a talking unicorn that granted wishes while doing complex calculus problems. She was amazing. This shirt reminds me that I'm the result of their one glorious night's union. You'll love the super soft feel of this premium ring-spun cotton fabric. Our funny t-shirts are sure to please. Most of our tees have a slightly tapered fit; size up for more room.

I Get More Ass Than Toilet Seats Damn right! Let everyone know that you get all the booty. Women just throw themselves at you. Now that's game! You know wish your lap or your face was a toilet seat in the girls bathroom. This quality t-shirt is royal blue with white print. Enjoy!

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I’m a bit paranoid about doing any kind of iconic based images at the moment, due to finding other people may have done similar stuff. The last one being the grenade with a brain that i did…someone pointed out it already existed. And when i searched it up further on google…there were several(4? that i found easily) of them from stencils to one even closer to the one i designed…pin and stuff on the same side…it was done as a belt buckle so…anyway, away it went! But here goes…i did try and run it by those who might know but…not online at the moment. I did google a whole bunch of things to check if anything similar was about…but came up with nothing so i’m putting it up. Wish me luck. . ps- i did find a sculpture of a gun with a knot in it, flowers in the barrel…but no handshakes. . . activism, activist, alternative, american, apparel, cool, environment, fashion, frills, government, green, gun, hand, message, no, no_frills_art, peace, peacevspiece, protest, shake, war