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Made from 100% cotton this black t-shirt for youth-sized kids features a very slightly distressed image of the Millennium Falcon...getting the heck out of Dodge! I mean....that's the Death Star right? And there's...what like....10 TIE fighters on it's tail? Yeah there are a few X-Wings on there but....C'MON!!! The odds are terrible and the Millennium Falcon absolutely REFUSES to jump into hyperspace. Again. Punch it Chewie!!! Anyway cool Star Wars t-shirt for the younger Star Wars fan who likes stacked odds and temperamental starships!

Made from 100% cotton this hot-pink juniors-cut woman's t-shirt features the red and yellow Supergirl symbol! YAY! You're a female? Check. You like...Superman? Check. You like.....Supergirl? Check. Do you imagine yourself able to leap tall ATM machines in a single bound? Without a skateboard? Yes? Well then. This Junior-cut woman's Supergirl t-shirt......it's absolutely perfect for you.

Description This Sixteen Candles Long Duck Dong shirt features an image of The Donger in a heart and his quote, "What's Happenin' Hot Stuff?"   

That poor astronaut was just out there in space fixing one of those long range orbital telescopes. He was just minding his own business trying to get one of those crazy robot arms to screw in the proper panel - he wanted to finish quickly because he had started to microwave a hot pocket before leaving the airlock. Little did he know though that when he turned around he was faced with a terrible intergalactic war fleet bred for one single purpose - the obliteration of Earth! Fear their 8 bit terror. The only thing we have left of that poor astronaut is the 100% cotton Space Invaders In Astronaut Helmet T-Shirt. Wear it with great Atari based pride!

Made from 100% Cotton this white Star Wars t-shirt for juvenile-sized kids features an image of the Millenium Falcon streaming through its boxed barrier rendered in light sensitive color changing UV-Ink! What's UV-Ink? Well it's a special kind of print that reacts to light resulting in.....a change of color and/or...the addition of previously "invisible" images. In this case after a brief exposure to direct sunlight we were shocked to witness the appearance of several TIE Fighters in hot pursuit! Man this has to be the work of Lucas Laboratories. It just has to be. First C3-PO units for every home and now THIS!!! GENIUS! Anyway cool Star Wars t-shirt for juvenile-sized kids featuring the roguish Han Solo's favorite means of spacial conveyance!

Made from 100% Cotton this royal blue t-shirt features a near-contemporary image of the X-Men rendered by hot comic book artist Greg Land! Look it's Colossus! Nightcrawler! Cyclops! Wolverine! Pixie! Emma Frost! They're the X-Men and they will NOT be accepting ANYTHING less than a positive attitude! If a mutant with 13 heads on his back walks into a convenience store you will NOT gasp and stare! You will NOT! What you'll do is buy his Slushie FOR HIM! No? You don't want to get anywhere near that stinking mutant with the talking back!?? SNIKITY SNIKITY SNIKT!!!! They're the X-Men and you WILL tolerate their aesthetically unappealing companions!

Made from 100% Cotton this navy blue t-shirt features a purposely distressed image of highly ranked especially lethal members of GiJoe! From left to right we have: Snake Eyes! Roadblock! Duke (he's the ####### leader man)! Lt. Falcon! And...Barbecue! Although....looks like Barbecue's slacking a bit seeing as there's an awful lot of....fire. Anyway yeah these five Joes on their OWN and on a bad day could take out like 7500 regular infantrymen. Like blindfolded and with their legs tied together each one of them could effectively neutralize a battalion of tanks. Drop one of these guys into a hot and smokey LZ; give him 15 minutes and you'll have the finger-bones of an uncooperative insurgent general polished and hanging from a necklace. This is GiJoe folks. Sit back and prepare to be amazed.

Made from 100% Cotton this soft hot-pink junior-womens t-shirt features a purposely distressed image of Chewbacca the Wookie along with Princess Leia's popular exclamation referring to what she would sink to BEFORE allowing Han Solo a kiss. Yeah funny scene from the second Star Wars film The Empire Strikes Back. Anyway this juniors-cut woman's t-shirt is perfect for fans of Star Wars Wookies letting potential paramours know that Wookies are in fact the competition and...yes Star Wars.

You know if you wear this fine 100% cotton Superman Flame Symbol Juniors T-Shirt you'll be...hot! Sorry about that. Sometimes I really can't resist these sorts of things. Can you really blame me? I mean come on. We have the world famous Superman symbol on a soft shirt for the ladies and said symbol is on FIRE; or as I like to pronounce it 'FIYAH'! Superman doesn't normally get angry or is on fire but when he is...he -really- is. I wonder if Supes has a bit of a split personality? Well that's a discussion for another time. Right now you're looking at the great Superman Flame Symbol Juniors T-Shirt which is perfect for pyromaniac Superman fans! FIYAH!

People should respect others' things or possessions. These include left over pizza borrowed video games and blu-rays and certain locations around the house. Ever watch The Big Bang Theory? Sheldon is pretty serious about his spot on the couch as this exceptional 100% cotton Big Bang Theory Sheldon's Spot T-Shirt clarifies! If one should ever take 'the Sheldon's' spot there will be fire and brimstone that rains down the from the sky! Well maybe not fire and brimstone. More like hot pockets and Trivial Pursuit cards. They are pretty much the same thing. Regardless this great Big Bang Theory Sheldon's Spot T-Shirt is perfect for fans of the television show...and people who have already called shotgun on a piece of furniture.

Made from 60% Cotton and 40% Polyester this light blue Juniors-cut woman's t-shirt features a hot pink and yellow X-Men logo! They're the X-Men! They're going to tolerate your hatred and fear and...save you anyway! Yeah so....run from 'em all you want they're still gonna' push you out of the way of a 300 foot tall Sentinel throwing planes into your trailer park! Anyway yeah...cool X-Men t-shirt for junior-women; women who happen to be fans of the X-Men!

Made from 100% Cotton this red t-shirt features the first issue cover image to Red Lanterns #1 rendered by hot comic book artist Ed Benes! Yes the DC Universe restarted! Yes there are now 52 new titles charting the moderately altered landscape of the DCU! And since this is not a complete "do-over" certain arcs remain in current continuity; the Blackest Night and an emergence of other color-coded corps. for example. So....yeah if you're wondering what the Red Lanterns are up to when not butting heads with the Guardians or....vomiting blood the new Red Lanterns title is your perfect little window through which to view......vomiting blood.

Made from 100% Cotton this black t-shirt features the cover image taken from the newly relaunched Aquaman #1 rendered by hot comic book artist Ivan Reis! Yes DC went and hit the "refresh" button changing the landscape of the DC Universe with the (re)introduction of 52 new comic book titles! Yes that means Aquaman gets another chance. What do you think? 12 Issues this time? Maybe 20? Hmmm. It's Geoff Johns and Ivan Reis so....maybe it lasts....25? Maybe. Honestly the absolute second a creature spits its guts on me and claims me for food....color me interested.

Made from 100% Cotton this black soft t-shirt features images of Wolverine and Jubilee taken right out of.....some X-related comic. Oh and there's a larger superimposed off-white image of Wolverine rendered by hot comic book artist Art Adams! Looks like Wolverine and Jubilee are fighting the dreaded...robot-samurai-helmet. And then something goes.....Kronk. Maybe the helmet. Anyway this particular Wolverine t-shirt is made with a higher 30 Single thread count making it softer than the average t-shirt!

Made from 100% cotton this black t-shirt features a purposely distressed vintage image featuring Thor versus one of Galactus' more "hot tempered" heralds Firelord! HAH! See what I did there? "Hot tempered?" HAH! Anyway Thor's pretty damn powerful but Firelord's no slouch. He's a herald of the timeless infinitely powered being Galactus so...yeah he could kick your brother's ass at the very least. Anyway I wonder who's going to win this one...Okay probably Thor. I think Firelord has a habit of "burning out." HAH! I did it again! See? "Burning out?" Anyway this is a high end junk Food T-Shirt meaning this baby is extremely limited exponentially soft and (giggle) a "hot seller!" HOOOO!

Made from 100% Cotton this soft white t-shirt features the specific Spiderman symbol adorned by Spiderman when adventuring alongside the Future Foundation! After the death of Johnny Storm the Fantastic Four could obviously no longer continue the...uh..same standard of freaky sci-fi adventuring. The Fantastic Four died with Johnny Storm but the ideals.....the dreams of dimensional Manifest Destiny continued with the creation (reformation actually) of the....FUTURE FOUNDATION! And who best to fill the shoes of wise-cracking hot head the Human Torch than long time friendy-friend to the Fantastic Four: The Amazing Spiderman! Anyway this FF Spidey-tee is made from the t-shirt maestros at Mighty Fine. What this means to you is: Softer material due to a higher 30 single thread count and just...just overall higher quality throughout.

Truth Justice and the American Way....brought to you by a super charged alien from another planet! Well at least he has really got behind that America thing. Maybe Superman is really into Baseball and Hot Dogs. Can't really go too wrong with Americana that's for sure. This great 50% cotton 50% polyester Superman Truth Justice Circle Trunk T-Shirt shows off a highly distressed very vintage image of our most beloved Man of Steel. He's faster than a speeding bullet able to leap buildings with a single bound and often confused with birds or planes. This Superman Truth Justice Circle Trunk T-Shirt doesn't cause any confusion though! Coming from famous producers Trunk this t-shirt is way beyond soft extremely rare and is of exceptional quality! You know you want to get it. OFFICIAL TRUNK STATEMENT: This is a fully authorized and exclusive product pulled from our trunk and faithfully handcrafted to capture a 'moment in time'. Any subtle irregularities discoloration holes and abrasions are par

Made from 100% cotton this soft red t-shirt features a purposely distressed image of Wolverine by hot comic book artist Arthur Adams! Yep looks like Wolverine's angry. Yep. Don't know why he would be seeing as he's in his classic brown outfit. Man I loved that costume! Ahem. Have I mentioned that this image adorns a 30 single t-shirt? No? 30 Single tees are t-shirts created with a higher (30 single) thread count making them softer than the average t-shirt! Uh...just like Wolverine is softer than the average mutant! Yep.

Made from 100% Cotton this soft black t-shirt features Spiderman in his classic black back-up threads outlined and filled with a thick and very slightly distressed white screen-print! When Spiderman first donned the Black costume in the 1980's it was an overly parasitic symbiote looking for a warm body a hot meal and a writhing soul. Since that partnership ended...poorly...Spiderman refused to wear the black duds even those stitched together by his very own Spider-hands! Of course as is natural with Spiderman things..deteriorated. Remember the Civil War? Remember how making his identity public targeted those he loved? Remember when May got shot and MJ got...upset? Yep? Well remember when Spidey got mad as hell and refused to take it anymore? Yeah? Remember what costume he pulled out from behind a stone Gargoyle (wha..?) when he absolutely reached the ends of his highly venerated tolerance? That's right baby the ole' black costume. 10 seconds after Spiderman pulled the last black footie

Made from 100% cotton this charcoal t-shirt features a montage of Superman images each a reproduction of Superman artwork by hot comic book artist Jim Lee! There's Superman standing..sternly. There's Superman flying...seriously. There's Superman floating...furiously. That's right it's a montage of Superman by Jim Lee on a charcoal-gray t-shirt. I'm going to step back and let you absorb that.

Made from 100% Cotton this white t-shirt features your favorite Justice League of America characters filling a square pattern...very much like the Brady Bunch intro. Yep. Anyway the characters are rendered by hot JLA artist Ed Benes! YEP! Now I'm an avid Comic reader so I'll list the heroes for you: There's Hawkgirl Black Lightning Red Tornado Green Lantern King Rodent uh....Mega Fellow Uh..hmmm. I know this one I know it. It's uh....Blackbird! YEAH that's it. Ok and then there's ...uh.....Power Woman and Vixen! Told ya' I know my JLA!

Here's a green t-shirt featuring an all over print of freakin' Green Lantern Hal Jordan flying under some kooky Gothic lettering and....well he's wearing one hell of a mean look. This image of Green Lantern is a reproduction of GL rendered by hot Green Lantern artist Ivan Reis! Ivan...is the cat's freakin' pajamas m'man...but you already knew that. Now the all over print process makes this T-Shirt a tad pricier than normal tees but it's worth it. I mean it's a huge honkin' Green Lantern wearing a mug his mother would slap. Classic Hal baby!