Hell Yeah T-shirts
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Made from 100% Cotton this black t-shirt features the first issue cover image to the NEW Flash comic book series rendered by comic book artist Francis Manapul! Yeah so...the DC Universe sort of....restarted. After the events of DC's Flash-centric reality-shifting epic Flashpoint the landscape changed. DC launched 52 new comic titles offering 52 unique (yet still comfortably familiar) windows to the moderately altered DCU! And yes a fresh Flash offering is counted among them. So....yeah it's an updated take on the Flash with that.....ugh....with that boring as all get out Barry Allen. Ugh. Change his costume enhance the speed of his thinking it won't help. Barry still bores the hell out of you at sub-light speeds! HAH!male - adult$19.99
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Made from 100% Cotton this gray t-shirt features a classic Kirby-rendered image of the fabled Fantastic Four! Yeah! Slightly distressed even! This image was taken back when Stan the Man was plottin' and pontificatin' while Jack "King" Kirby was (obviously) pencilin' and projectin' (abstract art demi-gods from higher dimensions)! This was when freakin' "Dimension Gggggg" would open the hell up over New York and spill scissor-beaked children onto the common everyday bustling New Yorker. New Yorkers are made of sterner stuff but...not really equipped to handle something like that. Enter: The Fantastic Four! Thing beats the crap out of about 7500 of 'em Human Torch melts their feet to the sidewalk Invisible Woman creates microscopic solid particles in the invaders' brains causing multiple aneurisms and Mister Fantastic? He handles the leftovers with a gun the size of his...well the size of his his pet black hole Mickey....who's about 3 feet long and 7 feet high. Big gun!male - adult$19.99
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Made from 100% Cotton this black t-shirt features Ghost Rider Johnny Blaze riding his combustible moped.....over a cliff? Or...off an island formation floating freely in Dimension X? Hmmm. Whatever the hell he's doing the excitement ends at the flaming skull. Yeah Ghost Rider looks cool and all but.....C'mon after you get through all that fire and the silent intimidation...and the sounds of babies screaming every time he pops a wheelie...and of course the fleshless cranium...what's really there? What's really left as far as character? Charred furniture. That's petty much all you get. Wait...the bike sounds like screaming babies? Uh..I may need to reconsider. Neato Ghost Rider T-Shirt though.male - adult$19.99
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Made from 100% Cotton this soft black t-shirt features Spiderman in his classic black back-up threads outlined and filled with a thick and very slightly distressed white screen-print! When Spiderman first donned the Black costume in the 1980's it was an overly parasitic symbiote looking for a warm body a hot meal and a writhing soul. Since that partnership ended...poorly...Spiderman refused to wear the black duds even those stitched together by his very own Spider-hands! Of course as is natural with Spiderman things..deteriorated. Remember the Civil War? Remember how making his identity public targeted those he loved? Remember when May got shot and MJ got...upset? Yep? Well remember when Spidey got mad as hell and refused to take it anymore? Yeah? Remember what costume he pulled out from behind a stone Gargoyle (wha..?) when he absolutely reached the ends of his highly venerated tolerance? That's right baby the ole' black costume. 10 seconds after Spiderman pulled the last black footiemale - adult$21.99
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Made from 100% Cotton this black t-shirt features an image of the legendary T-Virus; the very contaminant that after being released was directly responsible for....turning your parents into Zombies. That and...bad television! HAH! Ahem. Anyway you played Resident Evil from 11AM till about 7:30Am the next morning blowing the hell out of anything or anyone that slid across a floor more than walked. You searched for the scum behind the creation and dispensation of this horrifying little bug and by-golly you didn't like what you...unearthed. You a fan of the hit series of Resident Evil video games? You...a fan of the mint virus in mint vial? Yeah? ADD TO CART!male - adult$19.99
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Made from 100% Cotton this black t-shirt features Flash Gordon's biggest detractor and Mongo's supreme subjugator of any and all inalienable rights Ming the freakin' Merciless! Feel like casting a vote for the next lord of your sector? Go right ahead. Just...just be aware of death being issued at the hands of a million robotic sentries. Want to play a game of catch the Farfengrill? Yeah that would be fun. Just...just be aware that if Ming sees you outside...smiling...he can atomize you from over 55 parsecs away. With a wink. You...you love your mother? That's great just don't let Ming find out. He may...he may demand her hand in marriage! Flash Gordon is cool and all but...but when the hell is he gonna' kick the livin' #### outta' the son of a ### that stole my mother!!?male - adult$19.99
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Made from 100% Cotton this soft black t-shirt features a promotional image from the hit Capcom video game Marvel Vs Capcom 3!!!!!!! That's right....3!!!!!!! In Marvel Vs Capcom...3.....you can choose to play as a Marvel character! You can choose to play as a Capcom character! Then you can choose to.....let them beat the living cosmic #### out of each other! YEAH!!!!! Man I love that move when Iron Man blasts the holy hell out of a sorry Capcom sack....with that freakin' Uni Beam blast. Holy hell Ryu's grandchildren will be feeling that one! You a fan of the Marvel Vs Capcom video game dynasty? Yeah? How about a Marvel Vs Capcom print adorning a soft 30 Single tee made with a higher thread count? Yeah? ADD TO CART!!!!!!!male - adult$21.99
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Made from 60% Cotton and 40% Polyester this heather blue t-shirt features a slightly distressed image of Batman and Robin.....attacking Superman!!!? What the #$@#!@#!!!! Maybe it's not as bad as it looks. I mean Robin is smiling after all. Although apparently he did that a lot. Ask any ex-con without his teeth about how creepy it was when Robin smashed the hell out of them with a pair of road cones giggling like a fairy astride her unicorn. Yep just like that. What the hell could have gotten Batman's goat? Oh I think Superman might have used the words "inappropriate" and "endangerment" when Batman brought Robin to the living murder planet Cillulots 7. Yeah not a good place for pre-teens. Anyway this Superman/ Batman tee is made from a higher thread count making it a noticeably softer t-shirt that may or may not benefit from third party arbitration.male - adult$19.99
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Made from 100% Cotton this black t-shirt features an image of Wally West as the Flash exiting (quickly) from a portal leading to the extra-dimensional source of infinite energy known as the Speed Force! The Speed Force is a higher dimension crammed with limitless energy from which all speed-powered beings draw their abilities and Wally west was the first Flash to truly utilize his connection to this anomalous partially sentient wave of infinity. Oh by the way now we're being told that Barry Allen actually created the Speed Force. Funny. He created it but Wally was a hell of a lot more adept at harnessing it. Yeah let's bring Barry back. This Flash t-shirt is for fans of the one true freakin' Flash! And no that's NOT Barry Allen!male - adult$19.99
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Made from 100% Cotton this blue t-shirt features a classic image of Captain America drawn by and we're pretty dang sure about this because it's pretty dang obvious Jack Kirby running like hell towards you and your Nazi sympathizing girlfriend. Yeah she looks hot in those tattoos but she wore a "The Red Skull is my Father" T-shirt to school so...yeah Captain America will have something to say about that. This is a classic Image of Cap giving baddies the classic "what-fer."male - adult$19.99
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Made from 100% Cotton this green slightly distressed t-shirt features an image of the Martian Manhunter confidently posed with arms akimbo encircled by a crazy Kirbyesque cosmic canvas! Martian Manhunter is the cornerstone of the Justice League with many powers similar to Superman in addition to psionics invisibility shape shifting...yeah he can most definitely take you AND your big brother! This green t-shirt is for members of the Bring Martian Manhunter Back from the Dead (Not As A Black Lantern) Because He Got One Hell of a Raw Deal in the Greatly Conceived But Poorly Executed Final Crisis Society [the B.M.M.B.D.(N.A.B.L.)B.H.G.O.H.R.D.G.C.B.P.E.F.C.S. for short]!male - adult$19.99
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AC/DC Bon Scott 'High Voltage' Rock T-Shirt Guys, this retro-vintage ACDC Shirt is a pure classic... mixing a little of the rare Asian import style, while paying homage to singer Bon Scott... this is a very rare, one of a kind t-shirt design... AC/DC High Voltage baby, heavy metal rules!! RIP Bon Scott! Bon Scott was incredible, but Angus Young and his brother Malcolm Young were a large part of the equation as well... both of them guitarists, they created the metal riffs that helped to make AC/DC what they are today... simply legendary. Generally, most 70's classic rock bands formed out of England... but AC/DC are all Scottish-born Australians... how that happened, is magic itself. Not that they're from Australia, but that they all led the same immigration from Scottland to Australia as children... found each other... started the band... became one of the most famous metal bands of all time by creating integral albums like 'Highway to Hell' and 'Back in Black'. Yeah, it's almost like imale, female - adult$12.99
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Bob Seger 'Get Out of Denver' Gun T-Shirt Bob Seger pretty much rocks everything, but one of his best songs ever was 'Get Out of Denver'!! It sounds just like crime on the radio... the speed of the track, the hyped up lyrics dealing with drugs and running, and the jams!! WHOOWEEE! I don't care who you are, this Seger track kicks all kinds of ass! Makes you punks wanna go out and get yourself a handgun like a 38 special and hit the ground running!! Haha, alright maybe that's comin' on a bit heavy... but this track is heavy man, heavy like Led! Being a big Elvis Presley fan, Bob Seger had some seriously vintage blues rockers back in the day... tracks like Lucifer and this one just smoke, fella!! Yeah, it's true... just like 38 Special, Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band slowed their ways in the later years... but even the newer LP's like 'Night Moves' and the unforgettable 'Against The Wind' are solid AOR! Hell, the latter was the album that finally knocked Pink Floyd's 'The Wall' frommale, female - adult$12.99
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"Hey, you're never gonna believe who's sitting in front of me. Kenny F*!?ing Powers. No sh*t. Yeah, it's him. No, hell no, he looks like sh*t. He looks like a big bag full of mashed up a-hole." Oh Marcus, you have such a way with words. Show your love for the man with the arm like a cannon in this officially licensed Eastbound and Down Kenny Powers Shirt!male - adult$18.99



