He Is We T-shirts
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Did he just really call an American President a Pussy? Really? Well we now know that Charlie ISN'T Thomas Jefferson and he IS an F-18. So damn cool! Words can't ever describe how cool it is!male, female - adult$16.99 -
Jimmy McMillan knows what's up! He knows the rent is too DAMN high and isn't afraid to stand up for New Yorkers. Man... we'd like to be able to vote in that election. RENT IS TOO DAMN HIGH T SHIRT Read more about Jimmy and see the video here: http://www.donkeyts.com/blog/.male, female - adult$20.00 -
That poor astronaut was just out there in space fixing one of those long range orbital telescopes. He was just minding his own business trying to get one of those crazy robot arms to screw in the proper panel - he wanted to finish quickly because he had started to microwave a hot pocket before leaving the airlock. Little did he know though that when he turned around he was faced with a terrible intergalactic war fleet bred for one single purpose - the obliteration of Earth! Fear their 8 bit terror. The only thing we have left of that poor astronaut is the 100% cotton Space Invaders In Astronaut Helmet T-Shirt. Wear it with great Atari based pride!male - adult$19.99 -
Made from 100% Cotton this soft white t-shirt features a classic image of Galactus battling a collection of Marvel's finest rendered by Comic Book luminary John Byrne! Yep Galactus must have left his...comb here. From the last time 'member? He threw his comb at the Hulk and it landed...over there in the river. That river over there. Yup. Well I guess he's blaming us for not ....rocketing it back to him or something. I mean really it's just a @#$%ing comb!!!! Anyway this t-shirt featuring Galactus playing "swat tag" with lesser beings is made from a higher 30 Single thread count making it softer than the average t-shirt. "Nuff said.male - adult$21.99 -
George is getting upset. You wouldn't like George when he gets upset. We've all got a little George in us, so why not let it out with this awesome t-shirt? Show off your love of the show and of George with this officially licensed Seinfeld shirt! Red 100% cotton Officially Licensed Standard Fit More Seinfeld items: Seinfeld Shirtsmale - adult$18.95 -
He never lets the quaffle in! We love you Ronald Weasley. ron, hermione, harry, potter, weasley, dumbledor, deathly hallows, retro, geek, cool, funny, movie, film, book, awesomemale, female - adult$26.39 -
Nobody has ever seen Big Brother. His function is to act as a focusing point for love, fear, and reverence; emotions which are more easily felt towards an individual than towards an organization. We may be reasonably sure that he will never die, and there is already considerable uncertainty as to when he was born.male, female - adult$9 -
"There are a lot of ways to die if you're a red shirt. You can be shot by a poisonous plant, step on an exploding rock, be struck by lightning, get whacked by a native with a big stick, choke on a dikironium cloud, or, our personal favorite, be beamed down to a planet that's not actually there and get sucked into space, never to be seen again. But it's an entirely different matter when Bones says, ""He's undead, Jim."" That's way worse than dead, and the entire galaxy could be at risk! Be sure to double tap with your phaser. Fun factoid: The very first ""He's dead, Jim"" referred to a dog that had an unfortunate encounter with a transporter. Yeah. You knew that. But what is it with us using dogs for space experimentation? They may be ""man's best friend,"" but, if actions speak louder than words, the feeling's not so much mutual. (Don't worry. We won't be sending any of our puppies into space, fictional or otherwise.) Red shirt zombie with the subtitle ""He's Undead, Jim."" on a charcomale - adult$16.99 -
We can't stop here, this is bat country t-shirt. A tribute to the late Hunter S. Thompson's "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" starring Johnny Depp and Benicio Del Toro. "No point telling him about these bats. He'll see them soon enough." Re-printed style: Black T-Shirt A high quality, high durability and performance tshirt. 100 percent cotton, this tshirt has extra reinforcing along the neck and shoulders, ensuring the shape doesn't get lost through wash and wear. Comfortable and stylish, the perfect tshirt. 100% ring-spun cotton, 6.1 oz. Luxurious ring-spun softness. High stitch density fabric for superior printability. Double needle coverseamed neck and shoulder-to-shoulder tape. This is a unisex shirt. Size Chart (chest) - Small: 34 - 36, Medium: 38 - 40, Large: 42 - 44, X Large: 46 - 48, XX Large: 50 - 52, XXX Large: 54 - 56male, female - adult$10.00 -
War is peace is a phrase that George Orwell used in "1984" to satirise totalitarian regimes' claim that only through constant war can we ensure the peace. It is an example of what he called doublethink - the ability to hold two diametrically opposing and conflicting ideas simultaneously. The phrase rings as true today as it did when he wrote the novel back in 1948.male, female - adult$20 -
Description This Yo GI Joe Shirt features Duke running from an explosion with his fist in the air and we think he is about to yell "YO JOE!!!!!".male - adult$22.00 -
You know if you wear this fine 100% cotton Superman Flame Symbol Juniors T-Shirt you'll be...hot! Sorry about that. Sometimes I really can't resist these sorts of things. Can you really blame me? I mean come on. We have the world famous Superman symbol on a soft shirt for the ladies and said symbol is on FIRE; or as I like to pronounce it 'FIYAH'! Superman doesn't normally get angry or is on fire but when he is...he -really- is. I wonder if Supes has a bit of a split personality? Well that's a discussion for another time. Right now you're looking at the great Superman Flame Symbol Juniors T-Shirt which is perfect for pyromaniac Superman fans! FIYAH!female - adult$23.99 -
With the Superman "Ok Now I'm Pissed!" T-Shirt we can't seem to figure out why Superman's miffed. Maybe is has something to do with Jimmy Olsen but it could be anything...I think he takes the fact that his home planet blew up just a bit too "seriously" if you get my drift. Really he's got a swell new planet right here. It's Earth's spheroid and it's just like Krypton with a much nicer sun. Maybe a 100% cotton black t-shirt with his image would cheer Superman up or maybe just show him what a frownie face he is.male - adult$19.99 -
Hey remember that trip to the mall you took with Star Wars' Chewbecca? It was such a great time...I can't believe you don't remember! The 100% cotton Chewbacca's Photo Booth Pics T-Shirt remembers! First you went shopping for a new pair of sunglasses. Chewy doesn't care for sun glasses much but he wanted to come with you anyways because he is such a terrific friend. Second you went to the local American Eagle because Chewy wanted to get a pair of pants. Not because he particularly cares for them but because pants are required to some Galactic formal events. After that you guys decided to grab a bit to eat at the mall's food court. You had gotten sweet and sour chicken while Chewbecca got some delicious pizza. To commemorate the day Chewbecca wished to get his picture taken at one of those photo booths on the way out! That's how we got the Chewbacca's Photo Booth Pics T-Shirt - great for remembering that Chewbecca exists without Han Solo!male - adult$19.99 -
Spider Man talking some jive? No never! He never says anything remotely sarcastic or snarky. Nope. Not ever. I have no idea where they got the idea for this 100% cotton Spiderman Kids Bring It On T-Shirt. It shows off ol' Web-Head sticking to a wall and proudly exclaiming to 'bring it'. I wonder what he wants to be brought? Hmm perhaps an extra controller for video gaming? Or maybe he is supposed to bring his swim trunks because it is a pool party! We'll never know. Perhaps your munchkin can figure out the Spiderman Kids Bring It On T-Shirt? It is going to kill me to not know what to bring!male - child$15.99 -
Yowzah my head is killing me! I feel like I have freakin' bolts in my neck. I think I woke up looking like dear ol Franky on this 100% cotton Frankenstein Has A Hangover T-Shirt last Sunday. I can understand why Frankenstein looks so - he is pieces of dead people sewn together and animated by electricity and science! My excuse wasn't nearly as good. Irish Car Bombs. Anyways this Frankenstein Has A Hangover T-Shirt highlights a classic image of Victor Frankenstein's Monster looking slightly underneath the weather. Hey can we get him something to exfoliate with?male - adult$26.99 -
I believe that this 100% cotton Star Wars Expressions of Vader T-Shirt shows off one of the major problems that the Imperial Army had when dealing with the Dark Lord of the Sith...they would never know how he was feeling! I remember this one time when Steve from Engineering came in rather jovial in the morning. Vader having just had an immensely rough night at the Space Catina was hung over and had little use for loud morning-loving wankers. Steve was never heard from again. Even with this shirt which features multiple images of Vader in his different emotional states it is still pretty hard to figure how exactly what he is feeling. Perhaps we should get him a mood ring?male - adult$19.99 -
Made from 60% cotton and 40% Polyester this black juniors-cut woman's t-shirt features an image of that often overly pleasant graciously gabbing mercurial maniacal mercenary Deadpool taking a moment to reflect and conclude that he is in fact "Da bomb." In the popular vernacular someone considered "Da bomb" is cool as cool can be. As a cucumber even. Yep. Why remember that time Deadpool dropped a mechanical dog piloted by Stalin's brain off a giant 77-foot tall Burger Buster Boy? One could consider that an act of....uh...."bombliness." Ahem.I should also mention that this Deadpol t-shirt for junior-women is from high-end t-shirt maker Mighty Fine. So we're talking a softer quality material and....stuff. Good stuff. Bomb-stuff.female - adult$23.99 -
Made from 100% Cotton this red juniors-cut woman's t-shirt features the very enlarged cranium of the very aware Deadpool; talkative assassin and Weapon-X alumnus! Deadpool enjoys quipping while killing. Yep. He also enjoys tea parties with stuffed teddy bears baking cookies topped with bubble gum and.......killing for some moderate coin. Yep. And here he is adorning this very t-shirt. He knows the situation. He has a plan. We can no longer fool him into accepting a 2-dimensional existence. Bury the t-shirt.Oh I could also mention this junior-women Deadpool tee is from the t-shirt makers at Mighty Fine. This means we're talking a softer material and a higher t-shirt quality throughout.female - adult$23.99 -
Made from 100% cotton this soft black t-shirt features an image of the uncannily unstable unwaveringly witty mercenary Deadpool making us all very aware that he is in fact "Da bomb." What makes Deadpool "Da bomb?" Why how about the time he skinned your Uncle Rick and wore his face as a mask? That was pretty cool right? And how about that time Deadpool removed the spinal column from your pet collie and replaced it with duct tape and Lincoln Logs? That was cool right? Ahem. Anyway this Deadpool t-shirt is from the t-shirt masterminds at Mighty Fine so we're talking softer material (the result of a higher 30 single thread count) and...just a higher overall quality. Oh and what about the time Deadpool made a necklace out of Pop Pop's fingernails? Cool right?male - adult$21.99 -
With the Batman White Urban Kids T-Shirt we have a swirling night of fog and bats the bat signal calling Batman to action and...there he is standing watchfully over Gotham City. Oh my this youth sized tshirt has so much going on! This is a quality 100% cotton white t-shirt with a heck of a lot of Batman going on. One might say it's...the whole Bat-package! HAH!male - child$15.99 -
You ever take notice how creepy the Creeper really is? However by doing that you would be a creeper creeping on the Creeper...which would cause the Creeper to creep on the creeper who is creeping. I think this could probably go on forever much like pie (the math kind) or anime so we need to break it off now! The Creeper is certainly a unique character but the one thing that is consistent is that he is Jack Ryder and an outspoken former/current TV show host. He can change his form between his human and 'Creeper' modes and that sometime has the side effect of juicing him out on all sorts of psychotropes. Do any other heroes carry such a liability with their powers? Now entirely sure what's up with that 'cape' either it kind of reminds of some extremely unkempt back-hair. He is supposed to be creepy no? I bet you wish you could transform into a psychotic split personality don't ya? If you can't or maybe you already can you probably want to get this great 100% cotton t-shirt. It is creepy.male - adult$19.99 -
Poor Blue Beetle. I don't think that character has a clue sometimes on who he is. Is he juiced on pharmacology? Does he possess a scarab amulet that he doesn't use but has an inventive string? Wait no that's not it. Maybe he possesses a piece of Reach technology and the Beetle itself is sentient and will eventually down-power Oa. See? I'm bloody confused and I'm the one writing this! (Shakes head) Jamie Reyes has his new job cut out for him doesn't he? Booster Gold will vouch for him; Booster Gold and the different variations of the Blue Beetle are best-ies. I bet your kid hounds you constantly for working insect wings. Unfortunately we don't have those yet but we do have this great 100% cotton Blue Beetle Kids Brave & Bold T-Shirt! It won't bind itself to your spinal cord. We promise.male - child$14.99 -
Always have to appreciate the simple things in life! Well besides brown paper packages tied up with string. That should just be considered a given at this point. Here in the grand ol' US of A we have a document that lays out the things that should be respected and accessible to all...Life Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness! Of course when those things come under siege our last line of defense is always Captain America! He's just really dedicated to the cause and he is not going to give up. Ever. So we all can rest assured that our best interests are in some very capable hands. You know that man has some style too! I sometimes wish we could emulate him..oh wait we can! Enjoy this 100% cotton t-shirt with a 30 single thread count meaning it is as soft as George Washington's hat!male - adult$21.99
