Ham T-shirts

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  • Description This Green Eggs and Ham shirt features a pie chart showing all the different places where Sam-I-Am tries to encourage the unnamed character to try Green Eggs and Ham.   
    male - adult
    $24.00
  • You can wear it here or there, you can wear it anywhere! It's the officially licensed Dr. Seuss t-shirt advertising the amazing green eggs from Sam's Farms. This eye-catching tee features a print of a green egg carton along with a recommendation to try Sam's Green Ham, as well. Makes a great gift for Seussophiles and adventurous chefs. Light Green 100% Cotton Officially Licensed Standard Fit More Dr. Seuss items: Dr. Seuss Merchandise
    male - adult
    $17.95
  • Who doesn't like ham? Homer Simpson likes ham. Your half-dead video game characters like ham. Sam-I-am likes ham. Wear this shirt, raise your fist and tell the world. Ham!
    male, male - adult
    $14.00
  • The perfect compliment to our Dr. Seuss One Fish Two Fish tshirt, the Dr. Seuss Green Eggs and Ham Shirt is sure to please any Dr. Seuss lover in your life, young and old!  This shirt has a soft vintage look and feel and is printed on a lightweight green heathered tee thats worth every penny, you'll love the comfort!  This Junk Food tee runs small, so order a size up!Size Chart
    male - adult
    $25.00
  • Most of our Men's Vintage t-shirts were created for and made at the time of a particular event or performance. They come in a variety of popular styles and sizes. Many of our vintage t-shirts are short-sleeved crew necks, always a comfortable favorite, but we have baseball, v-neck, long-sleeved, tank top, soccer and polo-style shirts, too. Some of these alternative styles come from very short production runs and are quite unique. Get yours while they're still available! Vintage apparel tends to be smaller in size (1 to 2 sizes smaller) than apparel produced today. Men's Vintage T-Shirt
    male - adult
    $26.00
  • Dr Seuss Green Eggs Baby Tee This is an officially licensed Dr Seuss baby tee.
    female - adult
    $26.00
  • Made from 100% cotton this black t-shirt features an illustration based on the hit Marvel Comics' film Thor: The Mighty Avenger! That's right we got Thor Norse god of thunder giving that manipulative maestro Loki god of mischief his just rewards! What's the "reward?" It's a freakin' whack to the god-spine with mighty freakin' Mjolnir! Yeah! Take that god of forked tongues! Yeah!! Oh no...look out Thor Loki has the..the Ham Sandwich of Bretbjornjprgamund! And you skipped lunch! The Rainbow bridge is..melting! You a fan of Thor the comic movie or toothbrush? Any of those? One of those? Good than watch the movie read the comic brush your teeth and buy the freakin' T-shirt!
    male - adult
    $19.99
  • Made from 100% Cotton this blue t-shirt features Superman from the chest up looking a little concerned....and perhaps a little perturbed....as he ponders how best to cannon-ball Earth from the fringes of the Milky Way. Too many damn stupid people gettin' in his #### making it harder and harder to rationalize saving these.....unappreciative shaved homo-morons. Ugh. Superman stopped like the 15th Crisis last Monday. Guess what some moron said to him? This lunatic said "Hey Superman. You think you could keep the Multiverse from opening up over my bathtub? Oh and could you pick me up a a ham sandwich on wheat?" Yeah that was the last straw. The all over print process makes this Superman tee a tad bit more expensive but....it's worth it baby!
    male - adult
    $21.99
  • The Department of Veterans Affairs announced today plans for a "long overdue" memorial to veterans of the Cold War. "Sure, we have memorials to the Vietnam War and the Korean War which were tangentially related to the Cold War but what about the brave Americans -- and monkeys -- who battled actual Russians?" said Adm. Mark Watson, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. "It';s time these courageous patriots got their day in the sun." Of course, since the Cold War was more a war of ideologies than an actual conflict, the NVA is having to get a little creative. Among the "warriors" who will be honored are space ape Ham the Astrochimp, the 1980 US Olympic Hockey Team, Rocky & Bullwinkle, and the late "Master of Disaster" Apollo Creed. Watson unveiled a sketch of the monument, which features an monkey astronaut smoking a cigarette. "The truth is, all those space monkeys smoked, and we wanted to honor them with a realistic portrayal," he said.
    male, female - adult
    $24
  • Born amidst salt and smoke … Is he a ham ?? game of thrones baratheon tv ham
    male, female - adult
    $24.54
  • Parks and Recreation/Dr. Seuss Mash Up. parks and recreation, dr seuss, ron swanson, comics, parody, funny, ron, swanson, parks, recreation, knope, quote, tv, vector, meat, bacon, eggs, quotes, seuss, green, ham
    male, female - adult
    $24.54
  • No turkey or ham bone for me. All I get are the splits. Oh well, Split Happens I guess.
    male, female - adult
    $18.00
  • "We here at TG World Domination HQ love us some bacon. Well, except for the vegetarians. (Honestly, most of them love it and yet manage to restrain themselves. We don't know how they do it.) The Pork Checkoff (which is a national pork lobbying organization but makes us imagine Pigs in Space talking about nuclear wessels) put out a document that has all sorts of statistics - a pie chart with a blue wedge indicating bacon cheeseburgers accounted for 13% of restaurant pork eatings in 2009, one that shows that bacon was 18.2% of US in-home pork consumption in 2009 (topped only by ham and sausage), a bar graph showing how ""menued pork items"" have grown over the past 10 years. Besides making verbs out of nouns and nouns out of verbs, they provide us with neat numbers to sink our teeth into. Then we got to the ""Estimated Daily U.S. Slaughter Capacity"" table, which made us cringe. According to the USDA Foreign Agricultural Service's 2009 data, your average American eats a little over 64 lb
    female - adult
    $19.99
  • Who's The Man? Yu's The Man! Japanese pitching sensation Yu Darvish, that is! He's younger than Ichiro, better than Daisuke, as big as Godzilla and features movie-star looks to match his mound presence and six-pitch repertoire...and now he's coming to Arlington. CJ Wilson may be gone, but the Rangers are looking to upgrade with this sensation from the Hokkaido Nippon-Ham Fighters who might just have the stuff to take the Rangers one more step to the world title. Keep the border fence to the South but welcome this immigrant from the Far East with this fun shirt that declares YU'S THE MAN in Rangers lettering and colors blended with the rising sun of his island nation home.
    male, female - adult
    $19.95