Jules is trying, Ringo. He';s trying real hard to be the shepherd. But this whole Twitter-lution thing is really getting to him. All this talk of "tweeple" and "twiggits" and "tweekends" is unfamiliar to him. It makes him nervous. And when he gets nervous, he gets scared. And when he gets scared... that';s when mother ';effers accidentally get shot. But he';s really twying-- Oh, damn, you hear that? Now you made him twalk like a jerk. There it is again! That';s the last straw! Go ahead, say "tweet" again! He dares you. No, he double dares you -- say "tweet" one more time! Because the truth is, you';re the tweak and he';s the twyranny of evil-- Argh!!!

By the power of Grayskull! Yes one can't really go wrong with the 100% cotton He-Man "I Have The Power" Electric T-Shirt which features Prince Adam of Eternia doing the living tesla coil thing with his mighty power sword! He's a fantastic hit at parties. He-Man can get the BBQ started can get all of the kids out of the pool and scare the drunkies away. Yes He-Man should not be messed with....ever. He has the power....of style! You can too with this get He-Man "I Have The Power" Electric T-Shirt which may help you defend the secrets of Grayskull from Skeletor! I think that power revolves around influencing the outcome of American Idol....I think.

If Spiderman can do what Spider can then does he do all of the really annoying things that come associated with spiders? Does he spend his days webbing up my basement by the water heater? Does he capture bugs and save those tasty little morsels for later? Does he scare the bejezus out of people? Does he spend time kicking people off tuffets? Probably not in retrospect. Spider-man isn't allowed to do anything remotely resembling fun! I kid I kid. He's not the little emo boy he started off as though from time to time we still get an echo. We can just tell him to cheer up with this 100% cotton 30 single t-shirt! I would love to have a shirt made in my colors...wouldn't you? This t-shirt is softer than your normal t-shirt almost like it is made from spider silk! Wait...maybe that's what Spiderman does all day!

Remember when Jessie was so excited that she just couldn't hide it? Of course you do! Sadly, that episode didn't exactly end well. However, a little sarcastic humor goes a long way in healing the wounds left by all those after school special stories from Saved by the Bell. Show off your love for Saved by the Bell with this officially licensed t-shirt!Jessie: Time? TIME??! There's never any time! I don't have time to study! I'll never get into Stanford! I'll let everyone down! I'm so confused.Zack: Pills?? You mean you really are taking drugs?!Jessie: Yes I can! I'M SO EXCITED! I'M SO EXCITED! I'M SO ... (sob) .... SCARED! (Cries)We can't forget the effects that caffeine pills have on Jesse in Season 2, Episode 9. Of course, Zack came to the rescue. Heather Navy 100% Lightweight Cotton Fitted Officially Licensed Athletic Fit More Saved By The Bell items: Saved By The Bell Merchandise Size Chart More Saved By The Bell items: Saved By The Bell Merchandise

"We were pondering. What would happen if the geek cats of the mid-eighties meet the geek cats of today? And so, without further ado, we present to you the basic plot to ThunderCats as written in LOLCat: Da residents of Thundera sez, ""Nooo! They be stealin mah home planet!!!"" K. Not so much stealin as splodin. This scares ThunderKittehs. ThunderKittehs sez, ""It can be evacuation tiem now?"" Jaga da Wize sez, ""srsly."" Gets all da ThunderKittehs to leave in a ship. Da Mootants of Plun-Darr attack da ThunderKittehs. Do Not Want! Da ThunderKittehs wins but monorail gets derailed in process. Next stop: Third Earth. Third Earth long way off. Many Caturdays will pass before dey get dere. ThunderKittehs sez, ""Oh noes!"" Jaga puts ThunderKittehs in bukkits of suzpended animashun. In case you not know, Jaga is Serious Cat. Jaga's in ur ship steerin' for Third Earth. Before dey get dere, Jaga says, ""kthxbye"" and goes away (don't cry -- will return as Invisible Jaga later). Lion-O wakes up

Tonight on a Very Special Saved By The Bell....Jessie Spano becomes the face of caffeine addiction.  Things really hit home when Jessie hits rock bottom getting so excited (and so scared), about her pill addiction when she's running herself ragged.  Thank goodness ole Zach was there to bring her back to reality.