Geek T-shirts

Results 1-25 of 53
  • This stylish "Napoleon Dynamite" t-shirt recalls the comedy classic's tagline: He's out to prove he's got nothing to prove! The cotton tee features line drawing of the geek hero Napoleon Dynamite and reads, "Nothing to...
    Available In: - Adult
    Merchant: TVStoreOnline - www.tvstoreonline.com
    $5.00
  • "Rick Flag describing Deadshot as ""He... shoots people"" might win the understatement of the year award. We mean, he's only the most accurate marksman in the DC universe. Not that anybody's counting or nothin'. This...
    Available In: Men's - Adult
    Merchant: Think Geek - thinkgeek.com
    $4.99
  • Invention, it must be humbly admitted, does not consist in creating out of void, but out of chaos; the materials must, in the first place, be afforded; it can give form to dark, shapeless substances but cannot bring into...
    Available In: Women's - Adult
    Merchant: Think Geek - thinkgeek.com
    $9.99
  • "Azeroth stands at the brink of war, as orc invaders flee their dying homeland in search of a new home to colonize. Unless an alliance of some sort can be formed, entire civilizations could fall. Will you unite or perish?...
    Available In: Men's - Adult
    Merchant: Think Geek - thinkgeek.com
    $4.99
  • "The Interplanetary Combatives Academy (also known as the ""N-School"" or ""the villa"") in Rio de Janeiro is a grueling, seven-level program that few make it through. Honestly, few even make it to the designation of ""N1...
    Available In: Men's - Adult
    Merchant: Think Geek - thinkgeek.com
    $7.99
  • "Cindy Moon hasn't always had it easy. She was bitten by the same irradiated spider that gave Peter Parker his powers. She was hidden away in a bunker for years to escape the villain Morlun. But this new web warrior does...
    Available In: Men's - Adult
    Merchant: Think Geek - thinkgeek.com
    $9.99
  • The Central Planets formed the Alliance. Ruled by an interplanetary parliament, the Alliance was a beacon of civilization. The savage outer planets were not so enlightened and refused Alliance control. The war was...
    Available In: Men's - Adult
    Merchant: Think Geek - thinkgeek.com
    $4.99
  • Everyone has a different idea of their dream man. Some people picture muscles and facial hair, others like them tall, dark and handsome, and some like them shy, pale, and with scissors for hands. If Edward Scissorhands...
    Available In: Women's - Adult
    Merchant: Think Geek - thinkgeek.com
    $9.99
  • Sysadmins - the backbone of the backbone of our new global reality. 21st century technological sorcerers you might say. Sysadmins are equally at home deftly maneuvering through tangled infestations of PBX and networking...
    Available In: Men's - Adult
    Merchant: Think Geek - thinkgeek.com
    $9.99
  • Michael Myers is basically an overgrown kid. He's got family issues. He's misunderstood. And yeah - he's got some stabby tendencies. But really, he's just a big child. Which is why he loves trick or treating on Halloween...
    Available In: Men's - Child
    Merchant: Think Geek - thinkgeek.com
    $9.99
  • "A compliment is a compliment, whether it's ""nice shoes!"" or ""nice face!"" Unless the compliment is coming from Leatherhead, because he treats physical attributes like a sales catalogue. He's not really the type to...
    Available In: Men's - Adult
    Merchant: Think Geek - thinkgeek.com
    $9.99
  • I wish it was Friday"" is a near universal sentiment. Friday is the start of the weekend. School's out, work's done, and we can be footloose and fancy-free at last. If we look sad when we say it, well - that's because...
    Available In: Men's - Adult
    Merchant: Think Geek - thinkgeek.com
    $9.99
  • Right, me buckos, we have a right sweet bit of plunder here for all yous with yer sea legs, from the lowliest bilge rats to the scourge of the Seven Seas hisself. You see, we've happened upon a ship carryin' these shirts...
    Available In: Men's - Adult
    Merchant: Think Geek - thinkgeek.com
    $9.99
  • If standard humans get 15 minutes of fame, geek fame is probably more properly measured in something like milliseconds (900,000) or femtoseconds (9 x 1017). Definitely not parsecs. But it seems like a lot when we express...
    Available In: Men's - Adult
    Merchant: Think Geek - thinkgeek.com
    $9.99
  • "ThinkGeek was born 18 years ago. 18 years! And you know what that means? Timmy can vote! Except he can't, since he's a monkey (shh... don't tell). But it also means Timmy can get tatted up! He was originally thinking...
    Available In: Men's - Adult
    Merchant: Think Geek - thinkgeek.com
    $9.99
  • Did you know that if the Moon were in a perfectly circular orbit, a little closer to Earth, and in the same orbital plane, we would experience total solar eclipses every month just like we do full moons? Another way to...
    Available In: Men's - Adult
    Merchant: Think Geek - thinkgeek.com
    $9.99
  • Hey! Listen! Why's the sun going dark in the middle of the day, anyway? Did someone play the Sun's Song again? Nope - it's an event even more rare than the arrival of new hero in the land: it's a total solar eclipse! And...
    Available In: Men's - Adult
    Merchant: Think Geek - thinkgeek.com
    $7.99
  • Cyclops sometimes get a bad rap for being, well, humorless and boring. But we identify with Scott Summers, because we know what it's like to grow up as an unwanted outcast who had to wear glasses at all times. Okay,...
    Available In: Men's - Adult
    Merchant: Think Geek - thinkgeek.com
    $4.99
  • If your dad is the undisputed Master of the Grill, let him know with this t-shirt. It works for fans of both gas and charcoal, those who prefer dry rub or wet, those who tend it carefully and those who set it on fire and...
    Available In: Men's - Adult
    Merchant: Think Geek - thinkgeek.com
    $9.99
  • Easily the most annoying part about button mashers is when it actually works. You play a game for hours and hours working on your strategies only to be thwarted by someone who literally has no idea what they are doing....
    Available In: Men's - Adult
    Merchant: Think Geek - thinkgeek.com
    $4.99
  • Getting swept up in the excitement of your local team happens to the best of us. Everyone likes a winner. Nothing says winner quite like having a title with the word 'king' in it. Come out and root for home team with...
    Available In: Men's - Adult
    Merchant: Think Geek - thinkgeek.com
    $9.99
  • The Andromeda Initiative is always looking for new recruits. We're interested in Pathfinders. People who live for adventure. People who want to seek out new habitats. People who will find new worlds that we can call home....
    Available In: Women's - Adult
    Merchant: Think Geek - thinkgeek.com
    $6.99
  • The Andromeda Initiative is always looking for new recruits. We're interested in Pathfinders. People who live for adventure. People who want to seek out new habitats. People who will find new worlds that we can call home....
    Available In: Men's - Adult
    Merchant: Think Geek - thinkgeek.com
    $7.99
  • "Alright, listen up, Hero-in-training. You've got a lot to learn before we set you out into Hyrule Field to do some rescuing and adventuring. You can choose your coach: an armored skeletal warrior, a dying tree, or a red...
    Available In: Men's - Adult
    Merchant: Think Geek - thinkgeek.com
    $9.99
  • Spider-Man, Spider-Man Does whatever a spider can Makes some shorts in your size Got his logo on your thighs Look out! Here comes the Spider-Man Pull on these Spider-Man Ladies' Shorts and get ready to fight crime...
    Available In: Men's - Adult
    Merchant: Think Geek - thinkgeek.com
    $9.99