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  • This stylish "Napoleon Dynamite" t-shirt recalls the comedy classic's tagline: He's out to prove he's got nothing to prove! The cotton tee features line drawing of the geek hero Napoleon Dynamite and reads, "Nothing to...
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    $5.00
  • So the cat beard selfie fad sort of came and went. And we're not surprised, honestly. You know how hard it is to get your cat to look at the camera? Now try to line yourself up just right and snap a photo of your cat...
    Available In: Men's - Adult
    Merchant: Think Geek - thinkgeek.com
    $8.99
  • You're going to get some special, high-tech gear when you take on this mission. However, seeing as SAM is going to go IN you instead of ON you, that makes it difficult to display. That's why we made this t-shirt. It's...
    Available In: Men's - Adult
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    $3.99
  • Like a lot of people, here at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ we enjoy our coffee. It puts the pep in our step to actually come to work and be an adult, because, let's face it, being an adult can wear you out. Coffee has...
    Available In: Men's - Adult
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    $4.99
  • "One of the reasons we sometimes prefer our animal friends to human liars is... well, there, we said it. People lie and animals don't. Especially nice fuzzy alpacas, who have never lied to us and give us lustrous silky...
    Available In: Men's - Adult
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    $9.99
  • You know what would make the Phantom Rider even more awesome? If he were reimagined as a centaur with a skull for a head, obviously, and a gatling gun as his weapon of choice. Oh, Marvel. Sometimes we love Secret Wars. Ca...
    Available In: Men's - Adult
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    $2.99
  • Mike: Something is coming. Something hungry for blood. A shadow grows on the wall behind you, swallowing you in darkness. It is almost here. Will: What is it? Dustin: What if it's the Demogorgon? Oh, Jesus, we're so...
    Available In: Men's - Adult
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    $9.99
  • If the Mass Effect series has taught us anything, it's that defending our little corner of the universe isn't ever easy. But if you want to kick it up a notch, imagine going next door without knocking and trying to...
    Available In: Men's - Adult
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    $3.99
  • One of our joys was to go into our workroom at night; we then perceived on all sides the feebly luminous silhouettes of the bottles or capsules containing our products. It was really a lovely sight and one always new to...
    Available In: Women's - Adult
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    $7.99
  • Blast through any obstacle. Control the minds of your attackers. Propel yourself into the air. Transform matter and energy. Hug your family. Or just sit on the couch and eat pizza. You can do anything you want in the new...
    Available In: Women's - Adult
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    $6.99
  • You know, ThinkGeek is CEOless right now, and we're thinking maybe we should retitle the position before we hire. What do you think about Warchief? It has a certain ring to it, right? And whomever we hired would be the...
    Available In: Men's - Adult
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    $3.99
  • "Other things you probably shouldn't say to a shark:""Would you help me change my bandages?"Sorry, we're out of the fish special. Would you like the kale salad, instead?"Oh, that looks painful. We might have to do a root...
    Available In: Men's - Adult
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    $9.99
  • He may hear the call from the light, but he certainly doesn't walk towards it. He walks down the path that only leads to power, and unfortunately that path isn't well lit. Maybe Kylo is a vampire? Maybe that's where all...
    Available In: Men's - Adult
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    $5.99
  • He may be a little old fashioned, but Reinhardt can still be your shield, or your hammer as the situation calls for. He's not afraid to charge head first into the fray, quite literally. We want to make sure he knows how...
    Available In: Men's - Adult
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    $7.99
  • Lucio always has pep in his step. Or, rather, his skates. Nothing's gonna break his stride! Except maybe a Roadhog hook - that might do it. Until then, we'll watch him ride along the walls and break it down with his...
    Available In: Men's - Adult
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    $7.99
  • The Dark Side gets all the cool toys. You come to the Dark Side, we can guarantee you a uniform. You wanna use your powers to get into the movie theater for free? Cool with us. We provide excellent theme music for...
    Available In: Men's - Adult
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    $7.99
  • Much like the First Order, many of us have been programmed from birth. Only we were programmed by geeky parents to love Star Wars. Or we're raising our own generation of fans. If your purpose here is to help bring order...
    Available In: Men's - Adult
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    $8.99
  • "If you haven't yet seen The Force Awakens, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU??!! Oh wait, no. That's not what we meant to say. What we meant to say was, ""Spoilers ahead."" Rey is exceptional. She speaks a zillion languages, she...
    Available In: Men's - Adult
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    $7.99
  • "Maybe Asgard wouldn't have to worry about constant threat of invasion if it wasn't such a cool place. Ever think about that, Thor? Just bring Asgard down the ladder a little bit on the ""hottest destination wedding...
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    $7.99
  • "We're not sure who it was that thought that Americans needed a black and grey striped logo instead of the four-color Super Famicom mark for the Super Nintendo, but we aren't happy with that person. What, did you think...
    Available In: Men's - Adult
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    $9.99
  • "Resupply your energy with Reserve Tanks (assuming you don't have it on Auto). Change which beam Samus is using, or combine beams (but not SPAZER and PLASMA, because you can't have three beams of shooting plasma, that...
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    $9.99
  • "Okay, we always thought that Mario was punching Yoshi in the back of his head to make Yoshi stick his tongue out. The designers at Nintendo have always claimed that Mario was ""assertively pointing"" for Yoshi, but that'...
    Available In: Men's - Adult
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    $9.99
  • Is 22 years a new record for how long a game has gone before being released? The game was practically ready to go, but was cut down (reportedly) to make way for the Nintendo 64 and to see to it that a new Star Fox game...
    Available In: Men's - Adult
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    $4.99
  • You know, there's a superhero for everyone to identify with, whether you're smart and science-y, a genius / billionaire / maker, super-patriotic, or rely on your flowing blonde locks, good looks, and daddy.Declare your...
    Available In: Men's - Adult
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    $9.99
  • Henley-man, Henley-man, Does whatever a henley can. Small through 3X, just your size, You should add it to your buys. CHA-CHING! There goes the Henley-man. If that didn't convince you, we don't know what will. We don't...
    Available In: Men's - Adult
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    $7.99