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"When the Angry Birds get back to their nest, what do you think they talk about? Do they talk about pigs and the ways they plan to crush them the next day? Do they log on to BeakBook and recruit more birds for their cause? Or is talking shop at home against the rules? Maybe they just preen the splinters from between their feathers and relax. Perhaps the most important burning question: what do Angry Birds play on their smartphones? *cues ""Twilight Zone"" music* Distressed Angry Birds design on a heather charcoal, 50% cotton/50% polyester t-shirt.".male - adult$7.99 -
What is Pi? Some might define it as the ratio of a circle's circumference divided by its diameter. Others might think it's an irrational number that's impossible to know completely. Still others might think it's a mystical, transcendental, almighty number that will only finally be revealed when the Mayan calendar ends. Those people are probably putting their affairs in order, though, and not so much reading this site. But we digress... We here at ThinkGeek like to think of Pi as a way to help you come up with creative reasons to spend your hard earned cash on a t-shirt. Quick question. When is Pi day? March 14th of course. Think about that for a second. Now, while still mesmerized, drop this shirt into your shopping cart. Royal blue, 100% cotton, kids' t-shirt with the Pi symbol on it. The first 4493 digits of Pi were used to construct the Pi symbol itself. That's a whole lot of Pi. Enough for everybody to share so don't get greedy on us now. A big shout out from ThinkGeek goes to Archmale - child$12.99 -
For fans of the Japanese monster character Domo-kun, here's a great new shirt for you! A high quality 100% cotton T-shirt features the unmistakable face of Japan's most famous TV spokesmonster. Let everyone know you're a little different -- a great item for Domo-kun fans! 100% cotton heavyweight brown t-shirt..male - adult$21.99 -
Here at ThinkGeek we're constantly amazed at the never-ending evolution of new technology. Hey, it's our job. Take the lowly T-Shirt for example: In caveman times you had animal pelts... the Medieval era saw rise to the stylish burlap sack... next came lovely soft cotton and then synthetic polyester. Finally the modern space age delivers a fully functioning graphic equalizer in a handy t-shirt format. Party like it's 2999 with the glowing display on the T-Qualizer that dynamically changes with any ambient sound or music. This has to be the coolest wearable tech we've seen since the George Foreman backpack grill..male - adult$39.99 -
"One of the main characters of Firefly is Serenity herself, with all her quirks and surprises. Here are a couple of facts you might not have considered before. The ship could fit on a football field, hanging over the sidelines 5 ft. each way, which probably wouldn't even knock over the Gatorade cooler. The cargo capacity is 164,900 pounds, which is just over 7000 black-market beagles. Also, we would like to point out that we think it's really cool that Google has astronomical units to lightyears as one of their default conversions from the search box. This shirt features Serenity against a sunburst and a field of stars on a 100% cotton black t-shirt, along with the four Chinese characters which represent the phrase ""Never Give Up"" down the right side.".male - adult$20.99 -
You know, we can never find the first aid kit around the ThinkGeek offices when we need it. And when you think about it, that and a good fire extinguisher are pretty much the two requirements in an office where you fabricate flying R/C objects, solder assorted circuits, and evaluate various types of knives. Okay. First aid kit, fire extinguisher, and a lot of PowerSquids. But we digress. First aid. Hard to locate when you need it. If we each wore a medkit on our backs, we'd never have trouble finding bandaids and burn cream. Problem solved. Medkit printed in red and white on the back of a black, babydoll (fitted) t-shirt..female - adult$19.99 -
"When you sing Soft Kitty (because we know you do), there's the ""warm kitty"" bit. Kitties are naturally warm; their internal temperature usually ranges from 100° to 102.5°, unlike us, which is part of what makes snuggling with a kitty so nice. It's naturally warm and fuzzy. You, too, can be warm and fuzzy in this Soft Kitty hoodie. 60% polyester / 40% cotton full-zip hoodie. 2 kangaroo-style pockets. Ears. Tail. Detachable kitten mittens (with anerable paw pads) secured with 2 buttons at cuff. Note: This was our vendor's first time using a new manufacturer. For the samples we ordered, the men's came with the hood string ends unknotted and the women's came without a hood string at all. A quick survey showed we personally don't use them, so we told our vendor we didn't care, but if you DO care and yours comes without a string, feel free to return it, unworn, for an exchange or refund. Also, they'd buttoned our kitten mittens on backwards (with the paw pads facing up), so you may need tmale - adult$49.99 -
"When you sing Soft Kitty (because we know you do), there's the ""warm kitty"" bit. Kitties are naturally warm; their internal temperature usually ranges from 100° to 102.5°, unlike us, which is part of what makes snuggling with a kitty so nice. It's naturally warm and fuzzy. You, too, can be warm and fuzzy in this Soft Kitty hoodie. 60% polyester / 40% cotton full-zip hoodie. 2 kangaroo-style pockets. Ears. Tail. Detachable kitten mittens (with anerable paw pads) secured with 2 buttons at cuff. Note: This was our vendor's first time using a new manufacturer. For the samples we ordered, the men's came with the hood string ends unknotted and the women's came without a hood string at all. A quick survey showed we personally don't use them, so we told our vendor we didn't care, but if you DO care and yours comes without a string, feel free to return it, unworn, for an exchange or refund. Also, they'd buttoned our kitten mittens on backwards (with the paw pads facing up), so you may need tmale - adult$49.99 -
There is something for everyone at Sunnydale High School. Sunnydale High stands above the banks of the Hellmouth in southern California, just west of Ventura County. Serving approximately 2500 students in grades 9 through 12, it houses an ethnically, socio-economically, and morphologically diverse student body. From academics to sports, clubs to service organizations, students will find everything they are looking for at Sunnydale. Over 40 clubs and organizations operate yearly to keep students active and involved. These include: Amnesty International, band, cheerleading, chess club, debate, demon summoning, drama club, Future Fiends of America, Honor Society, the Key Club (one member), NJROTC, and yearbook. News flash! We are proud to announce that Sunnydale's class of '99 has the lowest mortality rate in the school's history! Way to go Razorbacks! SHS printed in big block varsity letters with Sunnydale High School beneath in gold on a red, 100% cotton t-shirt. The H is on fire and thmale - adult$17.99 -
"We have two versions of this dinosaur hoodie: T. Rex and Raptor. This simple guide is intended to help you decide if the raptor is right for you. The Deinonychus antirrhopus represents: Willingness to be a team player. We've found Tenontosaurus remains in the same area as Deinonychus. To a Deinonychus, Tenontosaurus was big - 10 times his weight. So we can be pretty sure that Deinonychus hunted in packs to bring down this huge prey. Flexibility. The Deinonychus shoulder and elbow joints had more than twice the range of motion of T. Rex's stubby arms. Which is why T. Rex never got to be the pitcher on the dinosaurs' pickup softball team. Espionage and intrigue. Deinonychus can be a deep undercover operative. Many audiences never knew that the parts that called for a Velociraptor in Jurassic Park were actually played by a Deinonychus. (*Folger's coffee commercial whisper* We've secretly replaced the Velociraptor in this scene with a Deinonychus. Let's watch. *scream off camera and bloodmale - child$24.99 -
We think this is the most beautiful shirt we've ever made, but you might say that's irrational. *rimshot* Hey -- you're still reading! Score. So, let's talk about Phi. Phi's a number with a lot of baggage. Lots of folks make claims about it that it doesn't know about that then make it look bad. So let's go with the facts. Phi is an infinite non-repeating decimal. If we had to hum a few bars, it'd start off 1.61803. Phi is that number which is equal to its reciprocal plus one. It's related to the Fibonacci sequence. If you take a Fibonacci number, add it to the previous Fibonacci number, and divide the sum by that original Fibonacci number, you approximate Phi. It is the basis of the golden ratio. Remember analogies? Good. Two items are in golden ratio when the whole is to the larger part as the larger part is to the smaller part. The golden ratio is supposedly aesthetically pleasing, but at this point we're veering away from the facts.... Lowercase Phi is just more visually pleasing thmale - adult$16.99 -
"Some folks are about the high ideals of saving the environment; you're more into practical application of the concepts. By wearing the same shirt two days in a row, you managed to avoid using 40 gallons of water to wash and 4 kilowatt-hours to dry a perfectly rewearable shirt. Hey -- if you avoid Italian for dinner, you might be able to make it three. But be sure to do the sniff test. You wouldn't want to lose friends over your dedication to the environment. As an added bonus, you didn't have to hang out in the laundry room. Back when we were in college (and, yes, we're dating ourselves), we could finger the soda machine to find out what temperature the sodas were or how many Mountain Dew were left, but we're jealous of today's students. They can now go online to find out if any washers are open, pay for the laundry with their student ID, and then receive an e-mail alert when the washer and/or dryer is done. No more carrying rolls of quarters down the hall only to be confronted by youmale - adult$16.99 -
"Sometimes a line of code eludes you. It's as difficult as... well, as lifting a sunken X-Wing out of the swamps of Dagobah. And when you're in that predicament, remember Yoda's sage advice. Perhaps if you remember it in this particular format, it'll spur you on to bigger and better coding. Or... not. We can't promise it'll help, but it can't hurt, right? Everything's better with Yoda. $DO ! $DO ; try try: command not found (aka ""Do or do not. There is no try."") printed in white on a 100% cotton black t-shirt.".male - adult$16.99 -
"Table-top gamers tend to be a superstitious bunch. Maybe it goes hand in hand with the in-game proof that praying to the god of your choice can make your arrow fly more accurately. Or maybe it's the result of a chemical compound produced in the gourmet gestalt of Cheetos and Mountain Dew. Whatever it is, we definitely have our rituals and eccentricities. One of the ThinkGeek Monkeys was in a group once.male - adult$16.99 -
"Mmmm... how about a nice tall glass of sulfuric acid? Don't be like Johnny - study your chemistry and avoid certain death! Our ""Johnny"" shirt is a classic chemistry joke you can wear rather than put in your sig for geek creds. Johnny was a chemist's son, But Johnny is no more. What Johnny thought was H20 was H2SO4. 100% cotton, heavyweight tan t-shirt. Poem and image of poor Johnny printed on the front in dark brown and light blue.".male - adult$16.99 -
We could do what those other supposedly geeky apparel companies do and print a regular t-shirt with a cool looking picture of a drum kit on the front... then say it was trendy, make a few Rock Band references and try to convince you to buy it. But we don't roll like that. At ThinkGeek we know you expect innovative new products and we're here to pony up the goods. So, how about an electronic t-shirt with a picture of an actual playable drum kit on the front? That's right. Hit the drums on this shirt with your finger and they play through the built in speaker... simple but amazing. With 7 different drum sounds you're ready for a personal drum solo on your chest..male - adult$19.99 -
"Who is the wearer of the average hoodie? Hoodies are worn by preps, goths, jocks, party boys, and of course geeks (which is why we love them) - and just about every other style known to man. Even though its color, material and cut may vary wildly - any garment with a hood attached will probably always be referred to as a ""hoodie."" We've found the answer to your search for the ultimate hoodie. ScotteVest's patented Personal Area Network (PAN) provides integrated wire management for iPods and other devices right in the garment. Special earbud loops keep your music within easy reach. This version is made of black, lightweight micro fleece, thick enough to keep the chill off but thin enough that you can control your devices right through the fabric. Features: 11 Pockets, Personal Area Network (PAN), Weight Management System, Magnetic Pocket Closures, Collar Loops, HangingPockets, DeepPockets, Pen/Stylus Pockets, No-Bulge Pockets, Secret Pocket, Change Pockets, Key Holder, and Bottle Holmale - adult$69.99 -
It's been a long time since high school math for some of us, so we got WolframAlpha to help us out on this shirt design. We knew what we wanted to do, and we knew that there were multiple ways to do it. WolframAlpha elegantly graphed a bunch of our options for us, and we went with this one. We love it. We hope you love it. And we hope you love someone who also loves it (and you). Equation in white on front and implicit heart plot in white and red on the back of this black, 100% cotton t-shirt..male - adult$16.99 -
"There are countless formulas and maxims out there in the universe of math, physics and more -- The Pythagorean Theorem, a basic differential equation, E=mc2, and the definition of Pi are ones that many of us know (or at least knew at one point). Well, here at ThinkGeek Research Labs™, we have toiled for many years and have finally come up with what we like to call ""The Ultimate Inequation®"". The Ultimate Inequation is a highly complex and well-documented representation of the basic premise of superiority shared by many a geek, gamer, or hacker. Put simply, the Ultimate Inequation is i > u. Q.E.D. 100% cotton t-shirt in heavyweight black (suprised ya, didn't we?). ""i > u"" is printed on the front in white. Ain't simplicity grand?".male - adult$16.99 -
It's been a long time since high school math for some of us, so we got WolframAlpha to help us out on this shirt design. We knew what we wanted to do, and we knew that there were multiple ways to do it. WolframAlpha elegantly graphed a bunch of our options for us, and we went with this one. We love it. We hope you love it. And we hope you love someone who also loves it (and you). Equation in white on front and implicit heart plot in white and red on the back of this black babydoll (fitted) t-shirt..female - adult$19.99 -
In the past we've shied away from carrying superhero logo costume-style t-shirts. When you can find Green Lantern or the Flash on the racks at your local SuperChainMart, that's a product ThinkGeek doesn't need to pick up. And then we saw these. They're unique. We knew we had to carry them for our crowd of female comic book fans. They're not subtle, but they're also not over the top. These are costumey without being cosplay. Basically, depending on how you accessorize the shirt, you can play up or down its kitchiness. Red, 100% cotton shirt with the Wonder Woman logo, belt and the top of the stars printed off the bottom hem of the shirt. The back is blank. Note that this is longer in length than our standard babydolls. It comes down around your hips for the full costume-but-not-costume effect. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL Chest 30 in. 32 in. 34 in. 36 in. Waist 28 in. 30 in. 32 in. 34 in. Length 24 in. 25 in. 26 in. 27 in..female - adult$19.99 -
"As seen on The IT Crowd! Most people would think that the ability to tell a kernel hacker from the village idiot is a valuable trait to have. Sometimes though, we wish that it wasn't quite so easy to see the morons around us. What a blissful life we would lead if we weren't constantly surrounded by throngs of the intellectually challenged. How joyful the day would be if we didn't have to deal with questions, problems, complaints and rants from the everyday idiots, dullards and blockheads of this world. Call it a gift, call it a curse, but no matter how hard we try not to, we see dumb people. Lots of 'em. 100% cotton heavyweight black t-shirt with the phrase ""I see dumb people"" printed front and center in white ink.".male - adult$16.99 -
"There are some people who can create beautiful digital designs like magic. You give them a concept and *poof* awesomeness happens. There's some sketching in Illustrator, a little fiddling in Photoshop or some tweaking in GIMP, and voila. These folks, whom we'll call Pixel Angels, also come with the ability to sprinkle magic dust over other people's designs to make them better. We always knew there was something otherworldly about these people; we've seen them before waving their magic wand tools about. You just couldn't see their wings... until now. ""Pixel Angel"" printed on the front of a black, 100% cotton babydoll t-shirt. Wings on the back in blocky purples and pinks.1 1 Note from the ThinkGeek Legal department: Wings do not enable wearer to fly.".female - adult$19.99 -
"Hey, it's Steve! You know Steve. His perfect, blocky proportions are highlighted on this remix of da Vinci's Vitruvian Man, suggested by one of our customers. He's surrounded by notes and sketches, as if he's been ripped right out of Notch's sketchbook. The copy for the da Vinci-esque notes on the nature of the Minecraft universe was provided by our head of evil schemes and nefarious plans (referred to in the common parlance as ""marketing""), Jamie Grove. It's kind of hard to read in the scripty, ""I'm writing this with a quill"" font, so we're reproducing it here for your elucidation: Next to the sword One must become terrible and fierce in the company of mobs Next to the piston Machine for pushing blocks by means of redstone power Next to the pickaxe Let no man, who is not a stone mason, read the elements of my work Next to the blocks That shall be brought forth out of dark and obscure caves... Bottom text Every world is the termination of a number of chunks, which converge to formmale - adult$19.99
