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You've Got to Know When to Walk Away, Know When to Take a Double-Move Action Table-top gamers tend to be a superstitious bunch. Maybe it goes hand in hand with the in-game proof that praying to the god of your choice can make your arrow fly more accurately. Or maybe it's the result of a chemical compound produced in the gourmet gestalt of Cheetos and Mountain Dew. Whatever it is, we definitely have our rituals and eccentricities. One of the ThinkGeek Monkeys was in a group once in which one of the players would begin rolling before the game started, declaring he was "getting all the bad rolls out." Another would chide him because he was "wasting all his good rolls." But we all feel there's something more to the dice than just random chance. When the dice control life and death, they become imbued with powers beyond stochastic phenomena. We've all had The Good Dice and The Bad Dice. This shirt memorializes that horrific night everyone has had when your dice were out to get you. You'll r
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[insert evil laugh track] 4E may have taken away half the alignment options, but Wizards of the Coast left us with one of our favorites: Chaotic Evil. Not always viable in a campaign situation, Chaotic Evil makes for a great one-night gaming-session all-out ego-fest. Your character has a goal in your mind and will do whatever is necessary to bring it about. Simple. Uncomplicated. Of course, when there's a party involved, then it gets more complicated. You might have to hack through the lawful good character standing in your way. This is why it's better if it's a one-night session. Cause feelings get hurt if you turn somebody's almost-epic-level paladin into steak tartare. Eeeeeevil steak tartare. Chaotic Evil means you get to do whatever you want, as long as it gets you closer to what you really want. The best foe is an unarmed one. The best puppy is a kicked one. The best fellow party members are also Chaotic Evil, going after the same goal as you. Only you'll get to it first, cause y
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In The Near-Retro Future, Gravity Police Are Everywhere! When it comes to natural forces, ThinkGeek prefers magnetism. Why? It's quite simple. We can do stuff like levitate tops and totally pwn our friends. Our second favorite force would have to be Dominant Mind while playing Knights of the Old Republic in Evil mode. That brings us to our third favorite force, Gravity. Yep. And we prefer the Einsteinian model over the Newtonian, as should you. Thinking about building an anti-gravity device in the basement of the science building? Think again Mister Man! Make no attempts to defy gravity. You would be acting against the law. (see standard formula below!) Gravitational force = (G * m1 * m2) / (d2) Don't give the Gravity Police a reason to knock on your door; do us a favor and always obey gravity. De-molecularization isn't pretty. Blue dusk, 100% cotton t-shirt with orange / white design with a retro-looking gravity cop (blowing his super sci-fi whistle) and the phrase "Obey Gravity, It's
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The Day Without Fusion is Coming One day it's gonna happen. We've even stuck it on our Google Calendar (tentatively busy June 15, 5,000,000,2008). On that date (give or take a few millennia), the sun will turn the last of the hydrogen in its core into helium, and voila. No more fusion. No more sunshine. Of course, at that point if the human race still exists and inhabits Earth, that'll be the least of our worries, what with adapting our new orbit and trying to outrun the leading edge of our now likely red giant sun. But now you have a funny shirt to wear should it happen (and if the human race still comes equipped with a standard package of a torso and two arms in their respective locations). "A day without fusion is like a day without sunshine" printed in orange and yellow beneath a happy sun on a 100% cotton charcoal grey t-shirt.
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Personal Embedded Equalizer Here at ThinkGeek we're constantly amazed at the never-ending evolution of new technology. Hey, it's our job. Take the lowly T-Shirt for example: In caveman times you had animal pelts... the Medieval era saw rise to the stylish burlap sack... next came lovely soft cotton and then synthetic polyester. Finally the modern space age delivers a fully functioning graphic equalizer in a handy t-shirt format. Party like it's 2999 with the glowing display on the T-Qualizer that dynamically changes with any ambient sound or music. This has to be the coolest wearable tech we've seen since the George Foreman backpack grill.
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Appearances Are Not Always What They Seem... Those who spend their lives dwelling in the abstract are well aware of this maxim. If one is convinced that 2 + 2 = 5, then that is proof alone. Are we right? Probably not. Or is this some sort of Gestalt 'whole greater than the sum of its parts' equation designed by motivational speakers for a 'conceptual breakthrough?' Probably not. Is it a song by Radiohead? Yes, this much we can establish. "Well, now I know where all the departed quantities went to -- the right-hand side of this equation." -- Bishop Berkeley 100% Cotton heavyweight black tshirt with the mathematical equation '2 + 2 = 5' written in a chalkboard font. Beneath this equation in parenthesis is 'for extremely large values of 2'.
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Trust S-mart for All Your Back To School Zombie Hunting Supplies S-mart has all the latest gear for your zombie hunting expedition. Get it all in one place. This year, shop smart. Shop S-mart! Babydolls. When you're looking for a top-of-the-line decoy, turn to our realistic babydolls, located on aisle 22 in the toy department. Being as helpless as your standard DMV employee, babies are well-nigh irresistible to zombies. All zombies know babies offer easy access via the anterior fontanel. Lay some babydolls out in a field, and you'll have zombies in no time. Helmets. You never know when you're going to be focused on dressing a freshly-rekilled zombie and one shambles up behind you. It's better to be safe than sorry. Boomstick. The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department.... Ash's S-mart uniform (complete with complimentary bloodstains) printed all over a Carolina Blue, 100% cotton t-shirt. Under the S-mart logo, th
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Comfortable and colorful t-shirts from the Final Frontier In the 23rd century, a sleek and majestic starship slips through spacetime. Inside this fragile shell of duranium, 440 crew members skitter about, each performing their assigned duties, mostly involving passing clipboards to each other and signing them. Crew members are split into 4 departments: Operations, Sciences, Command, and The Captain, himself. Each department was color-coded with different tunics. Gold for Command, red for Ops, and blue for Sciences. The Captain, always a giant swinging ego onboard ship, wore his own color - green, with the insignia worn swaggeringly low on his hip. When on duty, every crew member wore their uniforms, but what did they wear when off-duty? Pretty much, the same shirts, just short-sleeves. Sometimes, though, they just wore them because they are so gosh-darned comfortable! Four officially licensed shirts, in command-gold, ops-red, sciences-blue, and captain-green. Each shirt has a different
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Not Even Dental Records Can Help You Now After sitting through four years of dull interspecies protocol seminars and tactical maneuvers groundwork, you successfully graduated from Starfleet Academy. As a newly commissioned Federation security officer, your first assignment is on board a Constitution-class heavy cruiser. You straighten out the collar on your crisp red shirt as you walk down the corridor toward the transporter. You've been summoned to provide defensive support for a landing party consisting of the top officers on board. This is your chance to shine. Shine like a phaser set to "frag." Perhaps you should have gone into science. In the Star Trek universe, the Red Shirt is the phase-cannon fodder obliterated on screen to alert the audience to the danger of the situation. It's Roddenberry proclaiming, "We could have just killed one of the characters you cared about!" The Red Shirt is a sci-fi idiom for the anonymous, the expendable, the smoking boots behind a boulder. We've p
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must... have... more... caffeine... As seen on The Big Bang Theory! You live and code by this alkaloid, why not wear your badge of addiction for all to see? Kind of like a scarlet molecule. Except it's green. Caffeine molecule printed in lime green on a navy shirt. Think we made a mistake? Here's some info... In chemical line-angle structures (like the structure of caffeine shown on our t-shirt), carbon and hydrogen are not usually shown explicitly. Carbon is assumed to be at every junction of lines, and the proper number of hydrogen atoms needed to give each carbon a total of four bonds is assumed. This representation of the caffeine molecule is simplified based on these rules and is widely used and recognized throughout the scientific community.
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"We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... this land." Just like British actors in American film, poor theropods always end up playing the bad guys. At the beginning of the pilot for Firefly (well, okay, after the beginning beginning), Wash has those plastic dinosaurs, one of which is a Tyrannosaurus or an Allosaurus. Either way, it's a theropod that's about to be vilified. Let's face it. Whenever you have two plastic dinosaurs together, you know it's gonna end with one of them being eaten, so if you've got a carnivore and an herbivore, you know who has the upper ... er... appendage. Especially since the Stegosaurus is all, "Ehn. Ehn. I gots only orthal movements in mah jaw. Ehn." We just hope the Stegosaurus got to use the thagomizer (Gary Larson should get to name all these things) before its untimely end. A speech bubble that reads "Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal" hangs over two cream-colored dinosaurs under a floating Serenity logo on a chocolate brown baby
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Three Tablespoons Rhubarb, On Fire Welcome, . Thank you for participating in this Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment activity. As you know, science is very important, and we're appreciative of your dedication of yourself up to and including possible permanent disabilities, such as death. To avoid permanent disabilities, be sure to ?????? ^H . State and local statutory regulations prohibit us from revealing the entire nature of the experiment you are participating in today, but be informed that it may involve physics, psychology, thermodynamics, pharmacology, and non-Euclidean geometry. And cake. For the party. At the end. When you're done. Sometimes cake is my favorite part of science. When asking your children if they would like to attend the Aperture Science Bring Your Daughter to Work Day, remind them that science = cake. The Vital Apparatus Vent will deliver a black, 100% cotton "Look at me still talking when there's Science to do" t-shirt in three, two, one....
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Live Life with Blue Sun! In this crazy 26th century, Blue Sun is the company you can depend on. You probably know us through some of the universe's favorite foods, including Blue Sun Cola and Fruity Oaty Bars, but we do more than that. Much more. We go where we are needed, and wherever there are settlers, there's a need for Blue Sun. We work to identify and address problems in colonies and create solutions, spreading happiness wherever we go. We are committed to creating sustainable colonies, because you are Blue Sun's most valuable product! We have a presence in locations as varied as the Space Bazaar Sky Plex and downtown Capital City on Osiris. And although you can find us throughout the universe, you'll find our approach is very close-to-home -- very hands-on. Our goal is to be right there for you -- always! Terraforming can turn a rock into a habitable world, but the presence of Blue Sun makes a place truly livable. We'd be proud for you to wear one of our corporate logo shirts. O
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Throw Down We'll be honest here. We hadn't heard of Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock until that episode of The Big Bang Theory. You could say that prior to that day we were traditional roshamboists. When we heard Sheldon explain how it works and why it's superior to your standard-grade RPS, we immediately paused the TV and went over to teh Intarwebs to do research. And indeed, we found the page by Sam Kass, the genius behind this version. His phenomenon must now be part of our life. However, none of us knew anything about this version of the game. So we ended up playing Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock to figure out who had to write the copy for this shirt. It went a little something like this: Fearless Leader: "One, two, three, SHOOT!" Rules Lawyer: "What's that?" Free Thinker: "It's a zombie." Rules Lawyer: "There is no Zombie in Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock." Free Thinker: "Braaaaaainsssss." Rules Lawyer: "There are no Brains in Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock." Merchant Monkey
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Stumps Them Every Time... Do you enjoy watching the desperately puzzled faces of your co-workers day in and day out? Then we are sure you'll enjoy being the source of their frustrations as you stride down the fluorescent hallways with this fine koan of a t-shirt... High quality heavyweight black tshirt with the phrase "There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't" written front and center in white ink. If you don't get it, you just shouldn't get it now should you? ;)
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Power Corrupts. Warp Power Warps. Holodeck technology allows so many incredible things that wouldn't be possible in the real world. You can try out risky medical procedures, teach new recruits with bridge simulations, pull up battle scenarios and take various tactics and work through them systematically to come up with the best approach. The possibilities are endless. And yet, there's basically one thing humans are going to use that technology for once we get it. You know it, and I know it. And although we may now have altruistic aspirations and erudite ends in mind, more often than not in real life the holodeck technology would be used for a little thing we like to call Gettin' It On. *cue Barry White* "What Happens In the Holodeck Stays In the Holodeck" printed in an LCARS display on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt.
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"No Plus No Equals No" - TMBG, "No!" We offer this shirt of ultimate disambiguation for your confused friends and colleagues. It's truly versatile. Works in a wide variety of situations. While you're there, I was wondering if you'd get me...? No. Could do me a favor and fix my comp...? No. Dear Sir/Madam, I am sorry I have to contact you in this manner. I am the son of the former President of.... No. See what we mean? You don't even have to respond. Your shirt does it for you. So many opportunities for "No." So little time. "No." printed in white across the chest of a black, 100% cotton shirt. It's like the adult version of Milo Oblong's shirt. Slightly more subtle, but no less true.
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Your Motto: If it ain't broke, take it apart and fix it. You may call yourself a tinkerer, a techie, a builder, a hacker, a fabricator, a decontructionist, a DIY enthusiast, a maker, a baker or even a candlestick maker. You have a compelling desire to understand how something works. You aren't content with LED status lights and plastic casings - you *need* to see the wiring and to understand which types of integrated circuits are being used (digital or mixed signal?). Your fingers show soldering iron scars. You have a shoebox filled with capacitors and inductors. You know how to build it back bigger, better, and stronger. But most importantly, you void warranties. And you're damn good at it. 100% cotton black heavyweight t-shirt with the phrase 'I void warranties' on it front and center. Beneath the phrase are nine different types of screwdriver heads - including Clutchead, Hex, Bristol, Robertson Square-Tips and Torx!
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