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What Master Chief wears on casual Fridays... Our big green style cannot be defeated! Marines, we present to you ThinkGeek's own version of Big Green Style. Okay, so our *ahem* Motivational Device might not have as much "persuasion" built in as Sergeant Major Avery Johnson's. But ours comes in convenient, foldable form and is machine-washable for those times when your Warthog runs over a particularly messy enemy. And it won't involve special agents staking out your house when a Scorpion Tank shows up on your doorstep. Military green, 100% cotton shirt has UNSCDF crest on the front (with red scroll) and a small Halo 3 logo on the back. The shirt is softer than our standard shirts and slightly tighter-fitting than indicated on our Sizing Info tab.
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Come on, admit it. You're the smartest person you know. Of course you don't *actually* have to be a genius to wear this shirt. Little Johnny could have the IQ of a grapefruit and still have enough neurons to purchase this fine garment. Then, when Johnny's mom puts on the shirt for him, the world will come to think of him in a different light. Sure little Johnny might think an asymptote is a swear word, but, hey, read the shirt, he's with genius - so maybe it is. We might even go so far as to suggest wearing this shirt will make you smarter. Think about it. Just wearing this shirt may very well change the perception about your genius, and, in this day and age, frequently perceptions are more powerful than reality. See Y2K and the PSP for some recent examples. So, in a way, this shirt can actually change how smart you are by changing how smart other people, whether dumb or smart, think you are. Sheer genius! You can't lose! 100% cotton heavyweight black t-shirt with the phrase 'I'm with
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Someday, a Venn Diagram Might Save Your Life Math teachers are always repeating that "you're going to need to know this out in the real world" mantra. We'll be honest. We haven't ever needed to take the cosine of our lunch or find the limit of our commute as our car approaches home. But there were a few mathematical concepts that really stuck with us, and we use every chance we get. We should probably admit here that our favorite part of math was the drawing pictures part (geometry=good, algebra=bad). So when we encountered the Venn Diagram, we knew we had a friend for life. This Venn Diagram, in particular, has three very persuasive statements in its circles. The overlap areas are kind of weird. "I don't need to see the identification of the droids I'm not looking for?" But, you know, the more we look at it, the more we think that's okay, and we just want to move along. It's as if a powerful force is compelling us with some sort of mind trick. Or something. Moving along.... This shirt
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"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." You've always had your own thing going on. Been a little different from everyone else. Had issues with authority. And out in the far reaches of the universe, what're they doin' stickin' their noses in your business anyhow? They don't know what it's like out there. Right? That's why we've pegged you as a Browncoat. An Independent. You're the one who goes and picks fights with the guys in the tiny cars at the Unification Day parades, aren't you? Yeah. We thought we recognized your type. Troublemaker. 100% cotton brown shirt with "browncoat" printed on the front with "I aim to misbehave" and the word Serenity on the back. Consider this your official warning: the Alliance will definitely be able to identify you in this one.
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Shall We Play A Game Professor? Remember back in the day when there was no worldwide implementation of TCP/IP and the web, Galaga was #1 in the videogame scene, and a W.O.P.R. wasn't something you could get with or without the fixins? Despite the lack of readily available networking technology back in the early eighties, there were still those who had the skills to phreak and hack... Black tshirt with a flat map of the world in white. Red dotted trajectories interconnect all the continents, and the phrase 'The only winning move is not to play' is written in a glow-like, terminal-styled font beneath.
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Regular Expression Junkie + Lover Of Literature... /(bb|[^b]{2})/ that is the Question: Whether 'tis Nobler in the minde to suffer The Slings and Arrowes of outragious Fortune, Or to take Armes against a Sea of troubles, And by opposing end them: to dye, to sleepe No more; and by a sleepe, to say we end The Heart-ake, and the thousand Naturall shockes That Flesh is heyre too? 'Tis a consummation... Heavyweight Olive t-shirt with light brown writing and the slightly modified Shakespeare quote - reg ex style - /(bb|[^b]{2})/ - zoom on in if you wanna
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What is RTFM? RTFM is not having to say you are sorry. RTFM is a big chromatic dragon with bloodshot beady eyes and fangs the size of oars. RTFM is me screaming at you as fireballs come out of my mouth to get off your precious no-good tush, march down to the local bookstore or MAN page repository, and get the eff off my back because I'm trying very hard to get some freakin' work done. Jeez.
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I could see the squirrels... In today's corporate world, you often have to sign an agreement that says you don't even own your own thoughts while employed by said Evil Corporate Overlord. That makes even the littlest things at work count. For instance, listening to your music at a reasonable level while collating, receiving a piece of the obligatory birthday cake for the coworker nobody likes, and keeping your red Swingline stapler, even when they switch to the Boston stapler, because the Swingline doesn't bind up as much. Did you know the iconic red Swingline was fabricated as a prop for Office Space? Swingline didn't have a red model at the time. Our sister site Slashdot recorded the moment of joy when it finally came on the market in 2002. Of course, you can get one from us, but we created this shirt for those of you who want to carry your obsession with you but don't want to modify your tool / gadget belt to accommodate a stapler. 100% cotton heavyweight t-shirt claims dibs on your
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#000000 is the New Black Black. It's simple. It's elegant. It goes with everything. This is why it looks good on your web page and also in your closet. We hear it's all the rage this season in Paris, and not just because it looks great. Functionally, black lends itself to working backstage on a set, skulking around in the shadows, or squeegeeing penguins after an oil spill. Our version is black on black -- the shiny black hexadecimal code for black emblazoned on a significantly less shiny (aka standard) 100% cotton t-shirt in a super-secret process we agreed to keep silent about. But we'll let you in on a little secret. Ninjas are really difficult to grind up.
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Hailing Frequencies in a Bottle How'd they get the Enterprise inside that bottle? Some people claim that the warp nacelles fold down and are pulled back into position using tiny strings once inside the bottle, but we know better. There's a teensy wormhole inside the bottle. Blip! The ship appears and then holds itself in place using impulse power. Either that, or the ship's constructed using nanobots. That's good, too. This is an authentic Glennz t-shirt, full of New Zealand-y goodness. Printed on a baby blue, 100% fine jersey cotton t-shirt, this design features the Enterprise from Star Trek floating inside a bottle. It's printed on American Apparel, which fits differently than most of ThinkGeek's shirts, so be sure to check the Sizing Info tab to ensure you select the right size.
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Who Knew? What's the ultimate end game for modern society's rampant consumerism and dangerous population growth trends? Three words. Soylent Green Biscuits. Discuss. Kelly Green 100% cotton heavyweight tshirt with the phrase 'Soylent Green Is People' written in a retro-seventies style on the front. Beneath this phrase are several humanoids falling into the deep abyss of the shirt - about to become people biscuits. Yumm. If you haven't seen the movie, add it to your Netflix queue already.
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Apathy is hard work. Writing these amusing and pithy product descriptions you see on ThinkGeek.com is harder than it looks. Take our new 'meh' hoodie, for example. Writing copy shouldn't be as hard as coding a first-person shooter in assembly, but sometimes indifference wins and creativity loses. In this case, we gave the writing job to our primary apparel merchant. The best she managed was to write "meh" on the back of a chinese delivery menu. The gadget merchant spent the day drawing doodles in it (after ordering Hunan Beef of course), consisting mostly of stick figures wielding swords. The computing merchant made the most progress: he wrote "hoodie." He handed the menu to the general manager. She misplaced it in the stacks of other food menus in the kitchen, so we had to start all over. It was then delegated to the customer service monkeys, but they became so unmotivated, they forgot to eat and regretfully expired. The graphic designer made a coffee stain on the menu and turned it i
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All Sizes Void Warranties Kids are born with this ability and drive. They take things apart to figure out how they work. They immediately stick fingers in any holes they can reach to see what happens. They feed the DVD player oatmeal in case it's hungry. Somewhere along the way, some folks grow out of this habit (good news for the DVD player). And then there's the rest of us. If you're growing your own little tinkerers, techies, builders, hackers, fabricators, decontructionists, DIY enthusiasts, makers, bakers, or even candlestick makers, you need this shirt for them. Cause you know from personal experience that they can void warranties with the best of them. 100% cotton, pre-shrunk, black t-shirt with the phrase "I void warranties" on it front and center. Beneath the phrase are nine different types of screwdriver heads - including Clutchead, Hex, Bristol, Robertson Square-Tips, and Torx!
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Part of the Twitter Relocation Program Sometimes people say stupid stuff. Sometimes people Tweet stupid stuff. The difference with the two is that teh Intarwebs is forever. Sure, you can delete it out of your stream after you've realized it was a Bad Decision, but, as many subjects of federal investigations have discovered, digital never really goes away. That's why we've created the "You Don't Know Me" Anonymous Twitter Shirt. Spend the last 140 characters bitching about your boss? Take an inebriated TwitPic that's suitable for your MySpace page? Never fear! Abandon your old feed and create a completely new identity. Sign up for Twitter anew, fresh as a newborn babe. And please -- don't mess it up this time.* o_O (the default Twitter profile icon given to users who haven't uploaded their own picture) in Twitter blue on a chestnut brown 100% cotton t-shirt. * Your friends at ThinkGeek remind you to Tweet responsibly.
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It's T-shirt Paradigm Shift Time! Despite his good nature, Einstein was really a revolutionary thinker. Sure, he didn't use guerilla tactics and machine guns to make his point, but he did use some completely brain splattering math and abstract thought. A single day spent thinking the thoughts that went through his frontal lobe is akin to a day spent in a surreal thought torture experiment involving twins. Heavyweight 100% cotton Texas Orange shirt with a black silhoutted print of Einstein on it in the Che Guevera style. 'Viva La Relativity' is written beneath. Tired we were of the typical Einstein tees, so here is our take on the old Wizard. Quarks not included.
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One Shirt to Wrangle Them All We were originally offered the ScotteVest t-shirt in a performance fabric. That version has moisture-wicking capabilities and prevents chafing... and then we realized that spending your day in a server room doesn't really lend itself to needing those features. We didn't want you to pay for features you weren't going to use, and we didn't want to require everyone ThinkGeek World Domination HQ to take up jogging in order to get rid of the shirts we couldn't sell. So when ScotteVest came out with their 100% cotton version of the same shirt, we jumped on it. It comes with the Personal Area Network we all know and love (if you don't know it and love it yet, it's a wire management system inside your garment), three pockets (one chest, two side) with SEV's weight management system to keep you from looking bulky, and the convenience of controlling the devices in the pockets right through the fabric. If you haven't ever tried a ScotteVest product, this is a great p
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I'm not dumb. I get binary jokes... Now available in LONGSLEEVE! Many of you have asked us to create a new version of the ThinkGeek classic 'You are dumb' t-shirt. As loyal fans of our loyal fans, we have done precisely that. Hope you enjoy... Heavyweight 100% cotton t-shirt in black (both shortsleeve and longsleeve) with binary code 'dripping' down the tshirt. There are three sequences of code which stick out from the background. Together, these three sequences spell out 'you are dumb' in ascii binary. The background just repeats 'repeating background' in the same ascii binary. Heh. Sorry, the white version has been discontinued!
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It's All Fun and Games Until Somebody Loses the Letter I We were always annoyed by those ads for that fast food chain which shall remain nameless in which cows were able to learn the basics of the English language and hold magic markers despite being ungulates but spelling apparently evaded them. And then LOLcats happened, and it's almost the same thing on a grand scale. But not quite. Because, as Anil Dash points out, there is a right way to caption LOLcats and a wrong way, which means they have created their own version of the language -- a kitty pidgin as it were. A new language that's breaking the conventions of the old language and training kids and lovers of cute alike that wrong is okay as long as it's cute. (And, well, cute is persuasive.) So for those who've had enough of the whole LOLcats phenomenon, we present a shirt designed to stop the madness. A 100% cotton, black t-shirt features a pile of dead, white kittens in a little puddle of adorable blood with the caption, "Every
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The Golden Ratio: It Looks Good on You We think this is the most beautiful shirt we've ever made, but you might say that's irrational. *rimshot* Hey -- you're still reading! Score. So, let's talk about Phi. Phi's a number with a lot of baggage. Lots of folks make claims about it that it doesn't know about that then make it look bad. So let's go with the facts. Phi is an infinite non-repeating decimal. If we had to hum a few bars, it'd start off 1.61803. Phi is that number which is equal to its reciprocal plus one. It's related to the Fibonacci sequence. If you take a Fibonacci number, add it to the previous Fibonacci number, and divide the sum by that original Fibonacci number, you approximate Phi. It is the basis of the golden ratio. Remember analogies? Good. Two items are in golden ratio when the whole is to the larger part as the larger part is to the smaller part. The golden ratio is supposedly aesthetically pleasing, but at this point we're veering away from the facts.... Lowercas
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Simple Guidelines for Organizing Your Zombie Protest Congratulations! We're glad you're ready to fight for zombie rights. This article outlines some of the steps involved and the associated pitfalls to avoid when planning a successful zombie gathering. Leadership. As you know, it is vital that some of the living remain in positions of leadership in the organization to provide the necessary motivation and thought-process behind running a large organization. Although, for consistency, you probably want your highest official to be a zombie in order to have him speak incoherently at corporate meetings and drool convincingly in discussions with politicians. However, leadership at the event should be an intelligent human, sympathetic to zombie rights. As the event coordinator, this human can provide guidance via a megaphone and also serves as a rallying point around which zombies will gather. Occasionally this "gathering" leads to "dismemberment" so you want to ensure that your event coordin
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